Do not take this test, it sucks. :-(

[Utopmk]

A very visual test! While being somewhat similar to the cube, has detailed descriptions of your personality by the choices you have made.

http://www.jamesgang.com/jamesgang/room/roommind.html





Your Room

Your Window The Window: Your Attitude

Your choice of the "rainbow" window reveals an optimistic person who looks for the good side of situations & people. You are colorful, mysterious, dreamy, and visionary. On the darker side you may be viewed as saccharin sweet, given to singing "Somewhere over the Rainbow" in elevators with your mascara running like a faded country singer. You are very persuasive and often incite friends to gamble their money on lottery tickets. You routinely suffer from the Dorothy dilemma which is obvious by your ruby slippers worn when dating computer wizards. You spend much of your time in wishful thinking, searching for the pot of gold.
Your Lover
Click to Play! The Music: Your Lover

You rock while your partner rolls creating a pulsing beat that reaches to your very core. Your passion is deep and demanding, yet can often be fickle as it is pulled from one trend to the next, constantly trying to find a real hot groove.
Your Picture The Pictures: Your Relationships

Revealing an outgoing person with multiple friends and family who enjoys the ego stroking of putting his/her best stuff on display. May also mean that the person has eclectic taste in people (prefers groups) and does not like to be limited to monogamous relationships.
Your Garbage The Garbage: Your Problems

Problems come and go in your life but they do not cause you undue stress. You relax in the knowledge that you have an enduring, attractive and stylish response to the detritus of life. Your supreme confidence frees you from convention. Problems need not be hidden from sight but rather are handled in a transparent, translucent and effortless manner. You are on your way to achieving guru status for your wise handling of life's problems.
Your Clock The Clock: Your Future

Your future is that of a visionary, imagining scenarios for the next millennium. You may find yourself at home in an expansive industrial space,or marking time in a future warped out of a Douglas Coupland novel. Guard against your tendency for depression at your core. It is pronounced and evident to all. While this could cause consternation your off-beat sense of yourself redefines your concave, pillowy body as a life saving buoy fed solely on peanut butter thumbprint cookies. Your hands continually caress your external self causing others to accuse you of an inflated ego, but you know that time will pass and prove you to be right on.

[Vagabond]

The Window: Your Attitude

Your choice of the "stormy" window reveals a self-righteously pessimistic, potentially nihilistic personality. Your temperament is mysterious, dark, brooding, gloomy, powerful, changeable and ominous. You may exhibit anti-social behaviour such as raining on other people's parades. You may succumb to wild, uncontrollable urges with thunderous, brute force and violent expressiveness. Your electrifying nature frequently gets you into trouble. You are colorful, with a love of painterly angst such as Jackson Pollock, de Kooning and Francis Bacon. You listen to Lou Reed, PJ Harvey, Leonard Cohen. Conversely though, as electronica Scandinavian diva Bjork says, you may just be violently happy.

The Music: Your Lover

Your love ranges from the passion of Beethoven to the delicate beauty of Pachebal. Your relationship is based on an enduring trust and classical balance that helps you both rise to the highest level of understanding.

The Pictures: Your Relationships

The choice of the Rad Storage Box reveals a deeply practical, yet radical individual who inspires friends and family to work alongside in peace and harmony, toiling with transparent glee and the refreshing innocence of youth as necessary items are sorted, collected and stored. Very rad.

The Garbage: Your Problems

Problems come and go in your life but they do not cause you undue stress. You relax in the knowledge that you have an enduring, attractive and stylish response to the detritus of life. Your supreme confidence frees you from convention. Problems need not be hidden from sight but rather are handled in a transparent, translucent and effortless manner. You are on your way to achieving guru status for your wise handling of life's problems.

The Clock: Your Future

Your future is that of a visionary, imagining scenarios for the next millennium. You may find yourself at home in an expansive industrial space,or marking time in a future warped out of a Douglas Coupland novel. Guard against your tendency for depression at your core. It is pronounced and evident to all. While this could cause consternation your off-beat sense of yourself redefines your concave, pillowy body as a life saving buoy fed solely on peanut butter thumbprint cookies. Your hands continually caress your external self causing others to accuse you of an inflated ego, but you know that time will pass and prove you to be right on.

Um... no.

[Utopmk]

Um... no.

Haha. True. :ph34r:

I used my own interpertations.
Was not satisfied with theirs.

[Miss Padfoot]

I think I preferred the cube. Here are my results; certain parts have been deleted because they really don't say much. They're neither provable nor disprovable. I hate that.


Your choice of the pounding waves reveals a personality attracted to power and the pursuit of extreme athletic and sensual experiences.No. Just... no.

Your temperment is best described as dreamy, lulling, churning, foamy, sensuous, sexy, emotional, flowing, powerful, strong. You bury secrets in unknown depths of yourself like a treasure to be revealed.Anyone care to explain how my temperament can be foamy?


Your love ranges from the passion of Beethoven to the delicate beauty of Pachebal. Your relationship is based on an enduring trust and classical balance that helps you both rise to the highest level of understanding.I'm not IN a relationship. Sorry.


The choice of the Rad Storage Box reveals a deeply practical, yet radical individual who inspires friends and family to work alongside in peace and harmonyNot really. I usually inspire my friends and family to work somewhere else.


Problems come and go in your life but they do not cause you undue stress. You relax in the knowledge that you have an enduring, attractive and stylish response to the detritus of life.Yeah, I don't know what I'd do if my coping strategies weren't stylish. Good to know I'm up with the latest problem-solving trends.


Your future is squarely that of a modern conservative, with a throwback to Roman times. Your skeletal architectural gun metal honed body may cause others to see you as rigid and unbending but in your heart you remember the wild toga parties of your youth and smile.All this because I chose Roman numerals?

[Utopmk]

I admit the test is vague, my apoligies if you expected an oracle.





Your temperment is best described as dreamy, lulling, churning, foamy, sensuous, sexy, emotional, flowing, powerful, strong. You bury secrets in unknown depths of yourself like a treasure to be revealed.

Anyone care to explain how my temperament can be foamy?

Definitions of foamy on the Web:

relating to or containing gas bubbles
www.cogsci.princeton.edu/cgi-bin/webwn

emitting or filled with bubbles as from carbonation or fermentation; "bubbling champagne"; "foamy (or frothy) beer"
www.cogsci.princeton.edu/cgi-bin/webwn

producing or covered with lathery sweat or saliva from exhaustion or disease; "the rabid animal's frothing mouth"
www.cogsci.princeton.edu/cgi-bin/webwn

covered with or resembling small bubbles as from being agitated by beating or heating; "the bubbling candy mixture"; "a cup of foaming cocoa"; "frothy milkshakes"; "frothy waves"; "spumy surf"
www.cogsci.princeton.edu/cgi-bin/webwn

[Miss Padfoot]

Oh, don't worry about it, you don't have to take responsibility for the test's shortcomings. I wasn't expecting an oracle. I simply relish tearing these tests to bits.

[Claverhouse]

Your Room

Your Window The Window: Your Attitude

Your choice of the "stormy" window reveals a self-righteously pessimistic, potentially nihilistic personality. Your temperament is mysterious, dark, brooding, gloomy, powerful, changeable and ominous. You may exhibit anti-social behaviour such as raining on other people's parades. You may succumb to wild, uncontrollable urges with thunderous, brute force and violent expressiveness. Your electrifying nature frequently gets you into trouble. You are colorful, with a love of painterly angst such as Jackson Pollock, de Kooning and Francis Bacon. You listen to Lou Reed, PJ Harvey, Leonard Cohen. Conversely though, as electronica Scandinavian diva Bjork says, you may just be violently happy.
Your Lover
Click to Play! The Music: Your Lover

Your love ranges from the passion of Beethoven to the delicate beauty of Pachebal. Your relationship is based on an enduring trust and classical balance that helps you both rise to the highest level of understanding.
Your Picture The Pictures: Your Relationships

The choice of the Rad Storage Box reveals a deeply practical, yet radical individual who inspires friends and family to work alongside in peace and harmony, toiling with transparent glee and the refreshing innocence of youth as necessary items are sorted, collected and stored. Very rad.
Your Garbage The Garbage: Your Problems

Problems come and go in your life but they do not cause you undue stress. You relax in the knowledge that you have an enduring, attractive and stylish response to the detritus of life. Your supreme confidence frees you from convention. Problems need not be hidden from sight but rather are handled in a transparent, translucent and effortless manner. You are on your way to achieving guru status for your wise handling of life's problems.
Your Clock The Clock: Your Future

Your future is squarely that of a modern conservative, with a throwback to Roman times. Your skeletal architectural gun metal honed body may cause others to see you as rigid and unbending but in your heart you remember the wild toga parties of your youth and smile.




I just like stormy weather... :ph34r:


Anyway I prefer Wagner to Beethoven.


Claverhouse :ph34r:

[Claverhouse]

Your temperment is best described as dreamy, lulling, churning, foamy, sensuous, sexy, emotional, flowing, powerful, strong. You bury secrets in unknown depths of yourself like a treasure to be revealed.Anyone care to explain how my temperament can be foamy?

Explore those unknown depths and the answer will bubble forth. :D


Claverhouse :ph34r:

[adamjaskie]

I thought Pachabel an odd choice in their description of my relationships. I don't feel Pachabel to be "delicate beauty", but rather "sacharine sweet overplayed boringness". But then again, that's just me. I do like Beethoven, though.

[Spartan26]

I just like stormy weather... :ph34r:

Anyway I prefer Wagner to Beethoven.
Claverhouse :ph34r:

Am I to read into this you possibly feeling a kinship to Wotan at least identifying with his tragic life (stormy weather) or at least identify with his intp'ish way of making, and second guessing decisions?

Did Beethoven compose any operas?

[Vagabond]

Utopmk, you couldn't find a title more fit to make people take the test :D

"Don't open the jar in the cupboard", said mom to the little boy... and then she wondered why not only he opened it, but also ate all the marmelade. ;P

[Claverhouse]

I just like stormy weather...
Anyway I prefer Wagner to Beethoven.


Am I to read into this you possibly feeling a kinship to Wotan at least identifying with his tragic life (stormy weather) or at least identify with his intp'ish way of making, and second guessing decisions?

Ach, curses ! How did you guess ?

Well, not even I dare compare myself with All-Father; but coincidentally the unpublishable novel I desultorarily write has as hero a little chap ( he's only 17 at the end of the book, mainly portrayed as a kid ) who although not an Avatar of the god, is an aspect of Odin. Same as Krishna divided himself into persons to delight a gang of milk-maids. Some of the patterns of Odin's life repeat in his sent-being's existence: such as since the main action rests on his leaving home at 14, this is the same as when Odin disappeared and left a False-Odin in place to teach everyone else to appreciate what they had lost...

Bit difficult to explain; but if you've ever read Cabell, and seen the sequence of the Life of Manuel the Redeemer in the novels: each descendent of Manuel carries forward Manuel's being.


Wotan/Odin's never quite certain, I agree: capable of decisive urgent action, but only after thought. People, as with our own Charles I, or Hamlet, consider this to be weakness: but it's more like an understanding of reality and it's limitations...


Did Beethoven compose any operas?

Fidelio. And it seems to go on a long time. When I was about 7-8 I lived in Danmark for a few years, and my mother took me over to Hamburg for a performance of this. I think I liked the experience, but not the music.

I like nearly all Wagner, not just the Operas. But sometimes there seems too much good music & performers ever to know them all.

I like Emmerich Kalman, the Pet-Shop Boys, Paul Robeson, Mendelsohn, Sousa, Tom Lehrer, and even some modern stuff, except I don't keep up since our radio stations jabber too much...



Claverhouse :ph34r:

[Utopmk]

Utopmk, you couldn't find a title more fit to make people take the test

"Don't open the jar in the cupboard", said mom to the little boy... and then she wondered why not only he opened it, but also ate all the marmelade.

:rofl: I would just rather say I told you so, instead of being ridiculed for my lack good test choosing.

Uhhh....Told you so.

[Slider]

The Window: Your Attitude
Your choice of the winding road reveals a personality who has direction but may be an inveterate wanderer. You are a loner by nature, but take great pleasure in the beauties which lie on each side of you. Your favorite song is "The long and winding road" by the Beatles. No matter how low you get, you always know there is a corresponding upside. Even descending into the black asphalt of life you manage to grasp a benefit. You now speak "valley talk" fluently like. In your dreams you may be given to watching tacky reruns of Green Acres and yearning for Eva Gabor's jewels.


The Music: Your Lover
Off beat syncopation may not be the most recognized form of passion, but it reflects a certain sophistication that put you and your special friend on a plane that is airy, light and just slightly over the edge. You both enjoy the finer things in life and will continue in your search for new experiences - together.

The Pictures: Your Relationships
Revealing an adventurous, possibly madcap person who scavenges friends and relations from the scrap-metal heap of life and then through superior insight helps them to realize their fine talents so they too may soar above the clouds in riveting pirouettes of grace and death-defying stunts.

The Garbage: Your Problems
Your problems are unique to such a good-looking individual. Beneath that metalica exterior you hide all traces of difficulties. You are the essence of cool when you are empty, but the truth of your travails is sometimes smeared on your smiling face much to your humiliation. Others jealous of your style may call you dome-headed, but you know you swing in full fashion colors.

The Clock: Your Future
Your future is marked by exploration and safari adventures taking you to warmer climates. With a childlike exuberance and naivete, your sense of playfulness may find expression in the composition of rhymes and riddles involving cats, mice, zebras and horses. But your grown-up sense of fair-play demands that you use resources wisely. Recycling is an integral part of your future

closer than the cube game . . .

[paladinoflunaria]

That was vague. Multiple choice just doesn't work that well.

[INTrPosr]

The Window: Your Attitude

Your choice of the blue sky reveals a person who is very much a cheery optimist. You regularly exhibit "soft, airy, fluffy" behaviour, expressed as a magical metamorphism into weird and wonderful new shapes (as the wind blows). In all your endeavours you need room to breathe, frequently telling others to "Relax. Let's blue sky some ideas." As valiantly sunny as you are, you do have a darker side. You store up pain until you burst into tears while the heavens ring out with songs such as, "Raindrops Keep Falling on my Head". Although your eye is fixed on the horizon, deep in your inner self you may have a secret wish to be a flight attendant, (coffee, tea or me) while watching blue movies and crying the blues with Ella Fitzgerald.

The Music: Your Lover

Off beat syncopation may not be the most recognized form of passion, but it reflects a certain sophistication that put you and your special friend on a plane that is airy, light and just slightly over the edge. You both enjoy the finer things in life and will continue in your search for new experiences - together.

The Pictures: Your Relationships

Revealing a conservative but potentially dangerously status seeking person who may have rejected friends and family in favor of work and study. May exhibit workaholic symptoms such as shunning holidays, (eg. no vacation photos) burying himself/herself in paperwork, and filling walls with self-imporrtant accolades like University degrees. However the converse may also be true, and the choice of the Document Frame may quite poignantly reflect a generous and intelligent individual who is so accomplished in the academic world, and so satiated with emotional love in the personal realm, that he/she simply exhibits their achievements with confidence and well-deserved pride.

The Garbage: Your Problems

Problems are no stranger to you. Your generous, hard-working nature has left you open to everyone dumping their problems on you daily. While this would cause worry and stress for lesser mortals, you have accepted your lot in life with maturity and humility, understanding that other people's problems are bringing you one step closer to salvation.

The Clock: Your Future

Your future is that of a visionary, imagining scenarios for the next millennium. You may find yourself at home in an expansive industrial space,or marking time in a future warped out of a Douglas Coupland novel. Guard against your tendency for depression at your core. It is pronounced and evident to all. While this could cause consternation your off-beat sense of yourself redefines your concave, pillowy body as a life saving buoy fed solely on peanut butter thumbprint cookies. Your hands continually caress your external self causing others to accuse you of an inflated ego, but you know that time will pass and prove you to be right on.

[nobarcode]

Your Room


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The Window: Your Attitude
Your choice of the blue sky reveals a person who is very much a cheery optimist. You regularly exhibit "soft, airy, fluffy" behaviour, expressed as a magical metamorphism into weird and wonderful new shapes (as the wind blows). In all your endeavours you need room to breathe, frequently telling others to "Relax. Let's blue sky some ideas." As valiantly sunny as you are, you do have a darker side. You store up pain until you burst into tears while the heavens ring out with songs such as, "Raindrops Keep Falling on my Head". Although your eye is fixed on the horizon, deep in your inner self you may have a secret wish to be a flight attendant, (coffee, tea or me) while watching blue movies and crying the blues with Ella Fitzgerald.


Click to Play! The Music: Your Lover
You rock while your partner rolls creating a pulsing beat that reaches to your very core. Your passion is deep and demanding, yet can often be fickle as it is pulled from one trend to the next, constantly trying to find a real hot groove.

The Pictures: Your Relationships
The choice of the Rad Storage Box reveals a deeply practical, yet radical individual who inspires friends and family to work alongside in peace and harmony, toiling with transparent glee and the refreshing innocence of youth as necessary items are sorted, collected and stored. Very rad.

The Garbage: Your Problems
Problems are no stranger to you. Your generous, hard-working nature has left you open to everyone dumping their problems on you daily. While this would cause worry and stress for lesser mortals, you have accepted your lot in life with maturity and humility, understanding that other people's problems are bringing you one step closer to salvation.

The Clock: Your Future
Your future is clearly laid out for you. You attack each day with a no-nonsense business attitude. Your cool, streamlined demeanor may lead people to think you are aloof, but you prefer to view yourself as eminently practical with a clear, warm face that everyone can read easily. And then you zone out.



I don't know, I guess so.

I wouldn't want to be a flight attendant though. It just wouldn't be right. Drug screaming baby in seat 11b. Serve the old bag in seat 23b cold coffee, otherwise she'll most likely sue your ass. Tell dickhead in seat 15e to put his shoes back on because his feet smell like a rotting corpse( this also wakes him up and temporarily stops the relentless snoring). Ask hot chick in 27d if there is anything I can do to help make her flight...umm. Anyway, it just wouldn't work.

[ohnoaninfp]

Your Room

The Window: Your Attitude

Your choice of the forest reveals a person who is lush, verdant and fertile. You are complex. At times serene and tranquil, you provide an atmosphere of relaxation and retreat which is a very powerful magnet. But you are not perfect. You habitually needle people. In your youth you swayed to the hot, pulsing beat of "Light my Fire" (despite the danger it posed to yourself, friends and family). Frequent anti-fire lectures by Smokey the Bear fell on deaf ears. With greater maturity you can now see the forest for the trees. Success for you now may be better defined as a branch office and an oak desktop. Conversely you may be hiding a secret desire to dress as a girl and sing the Monty Python song, "I'm a lumberjack." Whatever -- you know the ultimate truth "No tree grows to the sky."

Click to Play! The Music: Your Lover

You rock while your partner rolls creating a pulsing beat that reaches to your very core. Your passion is deep and demanding, yet can often be fickle as it is pulled from one trend to the next, constantly trying to find a real hot groove.
The Pictures: Your Relationships

Revealing an adventurous, possibly madcap person who scavenges friends and relations from the scrap-metal heap of life and then through superior insight helps them to realize their fine talents so they too may soar above the clouds in riveting pirouettes of grace and death-defying stunts.
The Garbage: Your Problems

Your problems are unique to such a good-looking individual. Beneath that metalica exterior you hide all traces of difficulties. You are the essence of cool when you are empty, but the truth of your travails is sometimes smeared on your smiling face much to your humiliation. Others jealous of your style may call you dome-headed, but you know you swing in full fashion colors.
The Clock: Your Future

Your future is squarely that of a modern conservative, with a throwback to Roman times. Your skeletal architectural gun metal honed body may cause others to see you as rigid and unbending but in your heart you remember the wild toga parties of your youth and smile.


Wow that quiz was wierd.

[jittus rye]

That quiz wasn't just weird, it was very weird. It is nice to see people trying to make a quiz though.

[int]

That quiz wasn't just weird, it was very weird. It is nice to see people trying to make a quiz though.

Heh. I guess.


But I agree with the thread title. This test sucks.

[EmmaPeel]

Your Room


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The Window: Your Attitude
Your choice of the "wild flowers" window reveals a naturally optimistic personality. You are a colorful, earthy, wild, vibrant, blossoming, bending,nurturing, and air-headed thinker. You are not neat or tidy -- in fact you enjoy chaos and have learned to co-exist with seedy life around you. Your fascination with natural childbirth has meant that you have sown your seeds far and wide. You are into natural regeneration in your personal environment. You feast on granola, acorns and grass and No Doubt swam naked at Woodstock, or a Tragically Hip, Willie Nelson, Fleetwood Mac, Marianne Faithful, PJ Harvey or some such concert.


Click to Play! The Music: Your Lover
You rock while your partner rolls creating a pulsing beat that reaches to your very core. Your passion is deep and demanding, yet can often be fickle as it is pulled from one trend to the next, constantly trying to find a real hot groove.

The Pictures: Your Relationships
Revealing an outgoing person with multiple friends and family who enjoys the ego stroking of putting his/her best stuff on display. May also mean that the person has eclectic taste in people (prefers groups) and does not like to be limited to monogamous relationships.

The Garbage: Your Problems
Problems are no stranger to you. Your generous, hard-working nature has left you open to everyone dumping their problems on you daily. While this would cause worry and stress for lesser mortals, you have accepted your lot in life with maturity and humility, understanding that other people's problems are bringing you one step closer to salvation.

The Clock: Your Future
Your future is clearly laid out for you. You attack each day with a no-nonsense business attitude. Your cool, streamlined demeanor may lead people to think you are aloof, but you prefer to view yourself as eminently practical with a clear, warm face that everyone can read easily. And then you zone out.

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[attila_the_hunny]

The Window: Your Attitude

Your choice of the "can't decide" window reveals a lazy person who wants things done for them and rarely picks up his/her own socks or washes his/her underwear. You probably also leave the cap off the toothpaste and squeeze from the middle. However before we condemn you to such unappealing personality traits there is a possibility that your choice of the "can't decide" window was merely an expression of enthusiastic ardour for the game - losing your head in a headlong rush to proceed, without further ado, thought or preparation. On the upside it reveals a person who is open to surprises, flexible, adventurous and fearless. But if you had clicked on it knowing there was a woman visible through the glass we might have lambasted you for your voyeuristic tendencies, especially considering that she is a vision of sensuous and mysterious beauty.
Your Lover
Click to Play! The Music: Your Lover

You rock while your partner rolls creating a pulsing beat that reaches to your very core. Your passion is deep and demanding, yet can often be fickle as it is pulled from one trend to the next, constantly trying to find a real hot groove.
Your Picture The Pictures: Your Relationships

The choice of the Rad Storage Box reveals a deeply practical, yet radical individual who inspires friends and family to work alongside in peace and harmony, toiling with transparent glee and the refreshing innocence of youth as necessary items are sorted, collected and stored. Very rad.
Your Garbage The Garbage: Your Problems

How do you hide your problems in a wired world? You don't. The skeletal structure of your handsome wiry body precludes many types of problems, which is not to say that the problems don't exist but that your problems tend to be handled by others who are more capable and water-resistant than you. Avoidance and the cubicle mentality is your sphere. Paper, paperclips, an errant pop can - the entrails of office life pass through you.
Your Clock The Clock: Your Future

Your future is that of a visionary, imagining scenarios for the next millennium. You may find yourself at home in an expansive industrial space,or marking time in a future warped out of a Douglas Coupland novel. Guard against your tendency for depression at your core. It is pronounced and evident to all. While this could cause consternation your off-beat sense of yourself redefines your concave, pillowy body as a life saving buoy fed solely on peanut butter thumbprint cookies. Your hands continually caress your external self causing others to accuse you of an inflated ego, but you know that time will pass and prove you to be right on.

The attitude one makes me laugh. I do all the laundry and rolled the bottom of the toothpaste to push it up to the top....but I don't put the top back on. :p Plus, I'm not a lesbo.

[Fingers]

The Window: Your Attitude
Your choice of the forest reveals a person who is lush, verdant and fertile. You are complex. At times serene and tranquil, you provide an atmosphere of relaxation and retreat which is a very powerful magnet. But you are not perfect. You habitually needle people. In your youth you swayed to the hot, pulsing beat of "Light my Fire" (despite the danger it posed to yourself, friends and family). Frequent anti-fire lectures by Smokey the Bear fell on deaf ears. With greater maturity you can now see the forest for the trees. Success for you now may be better defined as a branch office and an oak desktop. Conversely you may be hiding a secret desire to dress as a girl and sing the Monty Python song, "I'm a lumberjack."(WTF?) Whatever -- you know the ultimate truth "No tree grows to the sky."

The Music: Your Lover
Your love ranges from the passion of Beethoven to the delicate beauty of Pachebal. Your relationship is based on an enduring trust and classical balance that helps you both rise to the highest level of understanding.

The Pictures: Your Relationships
The choice of the Rad Storage Box reveals a deeply practical, yet radical individual who inspires friends and family to work alongside in peace and harmony, toiling with transparent glee and the refreshing innocence of youth as necessary items are sorted, collected and stored. Very rad.

The Garbage: Your Problems
Problems are no stranger to you. Your generous, hard-working nature has left you open to everyone dumping their problems on you daily. While this would cause worry and stress for lesser mortals, you have accepted your lot in life with maturity and humility, understanding that other people's problems are bringing you one step closer to salvation.

The Clock: Your Future
You were born of the flower power age but you are a child of today. Your frivolous past flirting with the likes of Andy Warhol and 60's pop art means that you face the future with bold, colorful strokes. Your body undulates with natural rhythms. Your cousins (the green and yellow pepper family) may alarm you as they attempt to interfere with your future but remember that you dance to your own tune. Peace and love.

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[Rhu]

The Window: Your Attitude

Your choice of the "main street" window reveals a personality with a preference for an urban lifestyle. You may be described as directed, solid, concrete, busy, utilitarian, serviceable, full of life, gritty with a taste for asphalt and easy shopping. You seem to attract a crowd who is very fast, often polluted, gaseous and acquisitive.

Load of bullshit. I find crowds of people both disgusting and disturbing for a number of reasons. "Directed, solid, concrete" are some of those reasons.



The Music: Your Lover

Your love ranges from the passion of Beethoven to the delicate beauty of Pachebal. Your relationship is based on an enduring trust and classical balance that helps you both rise to the highest level of understanding.

This might be true if I trusted anyone with anything.


The Pictures: Your Relationships

Revealing an adventurous, possibly madcap person who scavenges friends and relations from the scrap-metal heap of life and then through superior insight helps them to realize their fine talents so they too may soar above the clouds in riveting pirouettes of grace and death-defying stunts.

Fine. They got me on this one. I count this as a personal weakness, though. That means I can still declare this question wrong, right?


The Garbage: Your Problems

Problems are no stranger to you. Your generous, hard-working nature has left you open to everyone dumping their problems on you daily. While this would cause worry and stress for lesser mortals, you have accepted your lot in life with maturity and humility, understanding that other people's problems are bringing you one step closer to salvation.

Ass-kissing asshole test!


The Clock: Your Future

Your future is that of a visionary, imagining scenarios for the next millennium. You may find yourself at home in an expansive industrial space,or marking time in a future warped out of a Douglas Coupland novel. Guard against your tendency for depression at your core. It is pronounced and evident to all. While this could cause consternation your off-beat sense of yourself redefines your concave, pillowy body as a life saving buoy fed solely on peanut butter thumbprint cookies. Your hands continually caress your external self causing others to accuse you of an inflated ego, but you know that time will pass and prove you to be right on.


Whatever. I remember taking a socionics test once that said I'm a happy chappy. Since I don't believe in such dualities and socionics concerns itself with what is externally evident, I can only conclude that I'm covering up my clock pretty well.

Wait... did this test just call me a jerkoff?


Your hands continually caress your external self

...

:whyi:

[digesthisickness]

Your Room

The Window: Your Attitude

Your choice of the pounding waves reveals a personality attracted to power and the pursuit of extreme athletic and sensual experiences. This may manifest itself in the insane undertaking of the Hawaii Ironman, or the more pleasurable goals of using a massage showerhead. Whatever -- the everchanging highs & lows of the ocean mirror your mood swings. At times you are like an uncontrollable force of nature. Your temperment is best described as dreamy, lulling, churning, foamy, sensuous, sexy, emotional, flowing, powerful, strong. You bury secrets in unknown depths of yourself like a treasure to be revealed. At times you harbour dark thoughts, fear drowning (as any sane person does) and may be repressing a secret desire to star on Baywatch

The Music: Your Lover

Your love ranges from the passion of Beethoven to the delicate beauty of Pachebal. Your relationship is based on an enduring trust and classical balance that helps you both rise to the highest level of understanding.

The Pictures: Your Relationships

Revealing an adventurous, possibly madcap person who scavenges friends and relations from the scrap-metal heap of life and then through superior insight helps them to realize their fine talents so they too may soar above the clouds in riveting pirouettes of grace and death-defying stunts.


The Garbage: Your Problems

Problems come and go in your life but they do not cause you undue stress. You relax in the knowledge that you have an enduring, attractive and stylish response to the detritus of life. Your supreme confidence frees you from convention. Problems need not be hidden from sight but rather are handled in a transparent, translucent and effortless manner. You are on your way to achieving guru status for your wise handling of life's problems.

The Clock: Your Future

Your future is that of a visionary, imagining scenarios for the next millennium. You may find yourself at home in an expansive industrial space,or marking time in a future warped out of a Douglas Coupland novel. Guard against your tendency for depression at your core. It is pronounced and evident to all. While this could cause consternation your off-beat sense of yourself redefines your concave, pillowy body as a life saving buoy fed solely on peanut butter thumbprint cookies. Your hands continually caress your external self causing others to accuse you of an inflated ego, but you know that time will pass and prove you to be right on.


close enough!


mostly because (until i got bored), i kept going back and changing the answers, until i liked what it said about me. i kiss my own ass.

[Madrigal]

The Window: Your Attitude
Your choice of the "main street" window reveals a personality with a preference for an urban lifestyle. You may be described as directed, solid, concrete, busy, utilitarian, serviceable, full of life, gritty with a taste for asphalt and easy shopping. You seem to attract a crowd who is very fast, often polluted, gaseous and acquisitive.


Click to Play! The Music: Your Lover
Off beat syncopation may not be the most recognized form of passion, but it reflects a certain sophistication that put you and your special friend on a plane that is airy, light and just slightly over the edge. You both enjoy the finer things in life and will continue in your search for new experiences - together.

The Pictures: Your Relationships
The choice of the Rad Storage Box reveals a deeply practical, yet radical individual who inspires friends and family to work alongside in peace and harmony, toiling with transparent glee and the refreshing innocence of youth as necessary items are sorted, collected and stored. Very rad.

The Garbage: Your Problems
Problems are no stranger to you. Your generous, hard-working nature has left you open to everyone dumping their problems on you daily. While this would cause worry and stress for lesser mortals, you have accepted your lot in life with maturity and humility, understanding that other people's problems are bringing you one step closer to salvation.

The Clock: Your Future
Your future is in plastics. Like the character (Dustin Hoffman) from The Graduate, you recognized early on the importance of plastic to maintaining a beautiful, hard body glowing with good health. Your face is a reflection of your quirky energy and ability to conceive new ideas with innovative flair. You have a long life ahead of you which is well warranted for one who radiates such happiness.

[Ferrus]

Well here's mine:

Bullshit

[dissolved girl]

The Window: Your Attitude
Your choice of the "stormy" window reveals a self-righteously pessimistic, potentially nihilistic personality. Your temperament is mysterious, dark, brooding, gloomy, powerful, changeable and ominous. You may exhibit anti-social behaviour such as raining on other people's parades. You may succumb to wild, uncontrollable urges with thunderous, brute force and violent expressiveness. Your electrifying nature frequently gets you into trouble. You are colorful, with a love of painterly angst such as Jackson Pollock, de Kooning and Francis Bacon. You listen to Lou Reed, PJ Harvey, Leonard Cohen. Conversely though, as electronica Scandinavian diva Bjork says, you may just be violently happy.


Click to Play! The Music: Your Lover
Your love ranges from the passion of Beethoven to the delicate beauty of Pachebal. Your relationship is based on an enduring trust and classical balance that helps you both rise to the highest level of understanding.

The Pictures: Your Relationships
Revealing an adventurous, possibly madcap person who scavenges friends and relations from the scrap-metal heap of life and then through superior insight helps them to realize their fine talents so they too may soar above the clouds in riveting pirouettes of grace and death-defying stunts.

The Garbage: Your Problems
Problems are no stranger to you. Your generous, hard-working nature has left you open to everyone dumping their problems on you daily. While this would cause worry and stress for lesser mortals, you have accepted your lot in life with maturity and humility, understanding that other people's problems are bringing you one step closer to salvation.

The Clock: Your Future
Your future is marked by exploration and safari adventures taking you to warmer climates. With a childlike exuberance and naivete, your sense of playfulness may find expression in the composition of rhymes and riddles involving cats, mice, zebras and horses. But your grown-up sense of fair-play demands that you use resources wisely. Recycling is an integral part of your future.


Well I do listen to PJ Harvey and Lou Reed, so they got that bit right.