Politically Incorrect Halloween Costumes [Archive]

int

23 Oct 2004, 10:42 PM

I need some ideas for a party my wife is throwing. I need something really offensive.

I was thinking about going as an abortion doctor, but that's too obvious. Superman in a Wheelchair came to mind, although it's been done before, so I'd have to be the decaying body of Superman in a Wheelchair.

Any suggestions?

Slider

23 Oct 2004, 11:37 PM

http://www.mahuffer.com/images/body-painting-elephant-1.jpg

file cabinet

24 Oct 2004, 12:15 AM

go as the flu .. (!)

Arioch

24 Oct 2004, 03:01 AM

A aborted fetus. All you need is a coat hanger in the right place.

24 Oct 2004, 05:15 AM

Melody

24 Oct 2004, 06:22 AM

go as a Lexmark printer with some genitalia stuck in it

jimkopelli

24 Oct 2004, 06:58 AM

I know they make just plain genetalia costumes... You could go as a giant penis.

Melody

24 Oct 2004, 11:17 AM

aha, u dress up as a lexmark printer

then get ur wife to dress up as genitalia

and have her get stuck in u

Groty

24 Oct 2004, 08:13 PM

Dress up as Dick Cheney's daughter.... and your wife can be Jenna Bush.

Utopmk

24 Oct 2004, 10:06 PM

Go as a Jihadist head chopper, and carry a fake head.

Ckyzxr

25 Oct 2004, 12:31 AM

Suicide bomber (maybe with flares duct-taped to your body for effect)

MacGuffin

25 Oct 2004, 01:21 AM

Here's an idea: Go as Bin Laden in an "I *heart* New York" Tshirt... serve "bald eagle," and have the wife dress as Lady Liberty. Oh yea, be sure to brag to guests about how you are gonna fuck Liberty.

*off to wash out my potty mouth*

Holy... :o

Actually that would be killer (no pun intended). Of course, you'd probably piss most people off.

crule81

25 Oct 2004, 01:34 AM

I remember Ted Danson in blackface made quite an impression.

Melody

25 Oct 2004, 04:10 AM

that's it!

dress up as a black person and act like a stereotypical gangster-rapper

and have ur wife dress up as a javascript programmer :rofl:

int

25 Oct 2004, 04:24 AM

Hmm..I was gonna do the black person thing last year (I went as the cop from the Village People. But I wore short shorts like Lt J. Dangle [from Reno 911]. It was cold).

http://www.intpcentral.com/uploads/intHaloween2003.JPG

I could wear my "I am Hip Hop" t-shirt. It's black and says "I am Him Hop" in red letters on the front....but I like S' idea so far. Hmmm. What else?

Arcael

25 Oct 2004, 05:15 AM

I vote you go as a Terrorist Pilot-in-Training

file cabinet

25 Oct 2004, 05:25 AM

and have ur wife dress up as a javascript programmer :rofl:

JavaScript is fun.. although I'm getting bored of it. it's still more interesting then PHP.. it's just the crossbrowser issues make me :rant:

maybe your wife should go as a baby who was a victim of a pro-choice mother and then you could go as a compentant presidental candidate

Arcael

25 Oct 2004, 06:16 AM

...you could go as a compentant presidental candidate

:rofl:
everyone knows that isnt possible

Spartan26

25 Oct 2004, 07:52 AM

Wear a sexy black bustier with one cup missing. Yeah, I wouldn't have thought that to be offensive but it sure did tick off a lot of people after the Super Bowl.

Alright, I'm going to have to send you my really bad ones in a personal message in the next day or two. But here are a couple...

Get a skelton costume, put fake puke down the front, carry a package of Ex-Lax, pin 3 Queens and 2 Jacks playing cards together on your back and go as Mary Kate Olsen.

Wear a jock strap with a belt around your neck. Then have your wife wear army fatigues with a cigarette dangling from her mouth and go as Iraqi prisioner and Abu Ghriab Guard.

Have you wife have on a pink cocktail dress stained with wine, mascara and make up running, frizzy blonde hair and you have a rocker T-shirt and make it look like there's a medal pole is going through ya and go as Courtney Love and innocent concert goer.

Wear a gymnyst outfit, an "I (heart) Korea" T-shirt, a gold medal around your neck and suck on a giant pacifier and go as Paul Hamm.

Carry a bunch of animal pelts and carry some red dye #2 that you spill all around and go as Sec of Interior Kristine Whitman. Kinda lame but something along those lines.

Of course there's always Martha Stewart in prison garb. Rush Limbaugh and his Motel 6 maid...

ohnoaninfp

25 Oct 2004, 06:31 PM

Have you wife have on a pink cocktail dress stained with wine, mascara and make up running, frizzy blonde hair and you have a rocker T-shirt and make it look like there's a medal pole is going through ya and go as Courtney Love and innocent concert goer.

that is a sweet idea.

Birdsnest

28 Oct 2004, 12:47 AM

I do remember someone dressed as a giant Q-tip swab, with cotton stuck all over their shirts & head, very different.

booyalab

28 Oct 2004, 12:49 AM

The halloween after 9/11 I dressed up all patriotically and told people I was a jingo :)

I'm not even a flaming liberal, I was just pissed at all the patriotic shit.

int

28 Oct 2004, 01:00 AM

A couple years ago our singer wanted to go as a Boeing, and me and the guitarist were going to be the twin towers. He'd run around chasing us all night.

She's thinking of either going as a drug addict or a child labor sweat shop owner.

It's funny cuz she's pregnant (in case I haven't advertised that enough). :)

snarled

28 Oct 2004, 04:22 AM

Just chain your wife to the stove and DEMAND all night that dinner be on the table....OR ELSE!

int

28 Oct 2004, 04:31 AM

And poison our guests!!??

Although I do look horrendously sexy in a wife beater. Accent on 'horrendously.'

SheepDog

28 Oct 2004, 06:02 AM

Black Klansman.

Wear a Red Sox shirt and have fake blood all over your face.

snarled

28 Oct 2004, 07:21 AM

And poison our guests!!??

Although I do look horrendously sexy in a wife beater. Accent on 'horrendously.'

:rofl:

jimkopelli

28 Oct 2004, 08:07 PM

Black Klansman.
Wasn't that in Blazing Saddles? Beat it to death. Be a gay, Jewish, black Klansman.

Ponderous

29 Oct 2004, 05:32 AM

I didn't post this earlier because it didn't seem over-the-top enough...however it also didn't seem appropriate for The Atelier thread...

When I lived in San Francisco, I went wearing a Giant 6-foot condom. This is a costume that you can apparently buy in the store, one I borrowed from my sister. Under it, I wore jeans and - remember those "Don't be a Dick" t-shirts that Gadzooks used to sell? This one said on the front, "See Dick with Jane, See Dick with Mary, See Dick with Sue, See Dick with Sherry, See Dick with Aids." and of course the famous, "Don't be a Dick" on the back. I also had a couple of balloons at the bottom of the costume, in blue pillow-cases.

The truly funny thing is the picture that I have from that Halloween, where I was standing next to someone else in a giant penis costume. (Note: I won't be posting the picture because it is in a box somewhere in my closet and I'm too lazy to find it and post it.)

int

3 Oct 2006, 06:21 AM

Alright. It's that time again.

In 2004 I went as an abortion doctor (wife was pregnant). 2005 I was an AA sponsor.

It's funny that some of these earlier suggestions are still relevant. I'll have to look over this thread again in a couple weeks when the party is closer, but am open to new ideas.

meshou

3 Oct 2006, 06:30 AM

Go as normal, but have a suspicious bulge.

And by suspicious bulge, I mean "cloth tube running down the length of your pants with the tip of a dildo attached and just peeking out from your pant leg."

abathur

3 Oct 2006, 06:54 AM

An amish girl?

Spinach?

Crucified jesus?

Deckard

3 Oct 2006, 06:56 AM

paint fake blood dripping down the corners of your mouth

wear some flying goggles

people will wonder about this non-sequitur take on the traditional vampire costume, until you turn around to display the crimson wings taped to your back.

CoHo

3 Oct 2006, 07:20 AM

http://davecullen.com/columbine/img/Columbine-caf-new.jpeg

Or get a monk's costume and put some bright red and yellow cuts of cloth on it to look like:
http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Rage-Against-The-Machine---Burning-Monk-Poster-C10291118.jpeg

INTrePid

3 Oct 2006, 07:22 AM

In 2003 I went as Jeffrey Dhamer.

kuranes

3 Oct 2006, 07:55 AM

Wear a simple "hobo" costume and silently chuckle to yourself as all the people in elaborate masks and multi-layered outfits become sweaty and cramped as the hours go by. Make sure the guy in shiny metallic boxes, dressed as a robot, has plenty of beer to drink. Every time the bathroom door is open and showing that it is briefly available, distract him or block his vision. Start telling a long anecdote. Invite others over to reminisce.

Apostasius

3 Oct 2006, 12:31 PM

The prophet Muhammad.

Holly Martins

3 Oct 2006, 03:00 PM

A bit unoriginal perhaps, but you could always follow Prince Harry's cue.

http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/9617/harrythenazi2b868bzj7.jpg

On a more ambitious note, you could dress up as this guy:

http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/5888/gary301773ld4.jpg

If you're not into the exposed chest thing, you could wear a t-shirt that says "Get it on in Saigon".

Ivy

3 Oct 2006, 03:18 PM

That guy looks like Benny Hill if he were in the band A Flock Of Seagulls. That would make a cool costume.

I think abathur's idea of the Amish girl (possibly with conspicuous gunshot wound on the back of the bonnet) is probably the highest offensive-factor idea for this year. In fact, I think I just offended myself.

Dr. Haight

3 Oct 2006, 03:26 PM

http://www.intpcentral.com/uploads/George.jpg

Ivy

3 Oct 2006, 03:40 PM

:lol:

That would require a passable Shrub impression that you could pepper with "Salaam alaikim, y'all" and "Allah-hu Akbar, a hehehehehe"

Holly Martins

3 Oct 2006, 04:27 PM

That guy looks like Benny Hill if he were in the band A Flock Of Seagulls. That would make a cool costume.
I feel an explanation (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/4451992.stm) might be in order.

macr0

4 Oct 2006, 04:20 AM

Last year at a college here in Alabama (Auburn), some white guys took one of their white buddies and painted him black, put on KKK outfits, threw a noose around his neck and brought him to a halloween party.

Someone called the cops :)

nobarcode

4 Oct 2006, 04:30 AM

Doesn't that happen every year?

int

4 Oct 2006, 04:47 AM

I'm going as Jesus.

The bloody crown of thorns is always a big hit.

macr0

4 Oct 2006, 04:47 AM

Doesn't that happen every year?

In some parts, I suspect so.

dunee

4 Oct 2006, 05:08 AM

Go as Col. James Forsyth (7th cavalry) with medal of honor from Wounded Knee, scalps, ghost-dancer memorabilia loot, and all.

edit: oh another one- how about dressing as one of those containers used for samples of cow feces sent to lab for various infectitious disease testing? Or a dead bird (from bird flu) with a tag that gives place found and date.

macr0

4 Oct 2006, 05:16 AM

What about dressing up as Hilter and wearing a wooden cross on your back?

Holly Martins

4 Oct 2006, 09:37 AM

What about dressing up as Hilter and wearing a wooden cross on your back?
Are you referring to Mr. Hilter (http://youtube.com/watch?v=P_D7WtOHZd0) of Meinhead, Somerset?

int

13 Oct 2006, 05:44 AM

Shameless bump for more ideas.

What's been done, besides what I've mentioned:

The clergy/underage (mixed sexes, pregnant if applicabe) schtick has been done. Even with the Foley BS, it's overplayed.

Jesus in a crown of thorns, lots of blood.

Superman in a wheelchair. Maybe if he was a zombie as well?

The black-faced white guy as the KKK member.

Kurt Cobain. Gunshot wound and all.

Hitler. My Flight instructor. His wife came as the Statue of Liberty with a bomb strapped to her waist.

School shooter.

Politician. He took a buncha Tootsie rolls, wrapped them into a pile, and put them on his head. I was impressed by this "trust the system" ESTJ.

Poacher. She spray painted the black/brown dogs. 1 like a zebra. The other a tiger. It didn't work.

et cetera.

HappyNoodleBoy

13 Oct 2006, 06:25 AM

Be an televangelist. Were a priest outfit, have lots of crosses and catholic stuff on you and have money pouring out of your pockets. I guess you could even hand out coupons for things like "2 for 1 salvation" or shit like that.

If you just want pure shock value go as a death camp survivor. Jewish, Rhowanda(spellin), it doesnt matte. Just put a shirt on thats ripped in the back due to being whipped multiple times, a badly spilnted broken limb, maybe some facial scars due to barbed wire, a numbered tattoo, and what else... oh ya! an expression of lost hope. That should get some people riled up.

Stoned_Rider

13 Oct 2006, 10:15 AM

Easy...

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/WORLD/europe/01/20/uk.hamzaprofile/story.long.abu.hamza.jpg

mancroft

13 Oct 2006, 11:06 AM

Are you referring to Mr. Hilter (http://youtube.com/watch?v=P_D7WtOHZd0) of Meinhead, Somerset?

Thanks for the link, Holly.

:rofl:

abathur

13 Oct 2006, 01:07 PM

Jessica Simpson?

LongSilence

13 Oct 2006, 02:35 PM

The mangled corpse of Princess Diana?

Could even add a "Give me an African to hug" t-shirt.

NoahFence

13 Oct 2006, 07:42 PM

Go as a chaplain for gay marriages and sucker-punch people with surprise marriages. "BythepowervestedinmeIpronounceyouhusbandandhusband! Ha!" *runs off cackling*

Don't forget the rainbow stole.

Prozac

14 Oct 2006, 01:04 AM

Go as a Jihadist head chopper, and carry a fake head.

..

go as a headless vic morrow and carry a toy helicopter

??/.. 76

intpgolfer

14 Oct 2006, 02:51 AM

My all time favorite:

A young woman in our office had on a pair of pants and an old knee length rain coat and a hat.

She had taken a pair of panty hose, filled one leg with toilet paper, and let it dangle out the fly of the pair of pants.

Then she went around flashing everyone at the party.

jijin

25 Oct 2006, 07:42 PM

some that come to mind off the bat

An altar boy with spattered cum on your face.
A used tampon.
As a senate page, and clutch your ass in pain the whole time.
Bush being buttsexed by Kim Jong Il
Go as somebody else at the party. Follow that person around, mocking them.

I'll think of more later

CoHo

25 Oct 2006, 09:08 PM

Take two boxes...
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a188/CWhore/costume_1.jpg

Paint them gray...
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a188/CWhore/costume_2.jpg

Put some "Windows" and arm holes in them...
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a188/CWhore/costume_3.jpg

Go as the Trade Center buildings
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a188/CWhore/costume_4.jpg

As a bonus if you have a 3rd friend they can go as a plane and chase you around.