Resume's and CVs of famous/infamous people?

[domokun]

What do you think Hitler or Gandhi would write in their resume'?

[Claverhouse]

'Good with dogs'.


Claverhouse :ph34r:

[Dr. Haight]

Hitler:
Hard worker.
Able to motivate other workers with my managerial leadership.
Will accept gold and silver as payment for services.
Sometimes I go to extremes in order to get the job done.
I am a short term thinker, with unrealistic long term goals.
I do need to develop my social skills.


Gandhi:
I tend to be more of a leader then a worker.
Able to lead through example.
Will accept a handshake as payment for services.
I am will to go on long walks to contemplate leadership strategies.
I do need to work on my wardrobe, since my standard attire would not even be appropriate for "Casual Friday's."

[domokun]

Hitler:
Hard worker.
Able to motivate other workers with my managerial leadership.
Will accept gold and silver as payment for services.
Sometimes I go to extremes in order to get the job done.
I am a short term thinker, with unrealistic long term goals.
I do need to develop my social skills.

Experience:
* Motivated an entire debt-ridden country to create a war machinery
* Responsible for the holocaust (advanced adaptation of the American technique)
* Initiated a series of unfortunate events that led to the Manhattan Project



Gandhi:
I tend to be more of a leader then a worker.
Able to lead through example.
Will accept a handshake as payment for services.
I am will to go on long walks to contemplate leadership strategies.
I do need to work on my wardrobe, since my standard attire would not even be appropriate for "Casual Friday's."
Accomplishments:
* Years of celibacy
* Years of jailtime
* Weeks without food

[Superstring]

Experience:
* Motivated an entire debt-ridden country to create a war machinery
* Responsible for the holocaust (advanced adaptation of the American technique)
* Initiated a series of unfortunate events that led to the Manhattan Project


Accomplishments:
* Years of celibacy
* Years of jailtime
* Weeks without food

You should write some shit for The Amateur Onion.com (http://www.intpcentral.com/forums/showthread.php?t=9611)

[domokun]

You should write some shit for The Amateur Onion.com (http://www.intpcentral.com/forums/showthread.php?t=9611)
You should keep your shit in The Amateur Onion.com (http://www.intpcentral.com/forums/showthread.php?t=9611)

[bergenski]

Hitler:

Strong leadership skills with vision and ability to execute organizational objectives no matter the obstacles. Excellent persuasive and logistical skills, with strong strategic thinking. Baking ability.

[Superstring]

You should keep your shit in The Amateur Onion.com (http://www.intpcentral.com/forums/showthread.php?t=9611)

Blogger Offended, Embittered

[domokun]

Blogger Offended, Embittered
Interesting. What job are you applying for?

[KuJo]

Hitler:

would take it up the ass from a donkey every three months, if required for a pension.

[domokun]

Hitler:

would take it up the ass from a donkey every three months, if required for a pension.
Stop insulting a great man like this. Focus on his resume'

[Superstring]

Stop insulting a great man like this. Focus on his resume'

That officially qualifies as not funny. Guards... :banned:

[domokun]

That officially qualifies as not funny. Guards... :banned:
You should consider the fact that not everyone was fed history channel while growing up. In the meantime, what do you think Lincoln's CV looks like?

[kuranes]

I'm familiar with de bunkerz.

[domokun]

How nice it would be if people were equally passionate about villifying Darth W

[kuranes]

How nice it would be if people were equally passionate about villifying Darth W

Unfortunately he was allowed to bypass the resume process.

[Nemesis]

Lincoln: Charismatic, good at leading, good at manual labor, able to be rented out for labor by father

Accomplishments: Managed to keep the United States together in the second bloodiest of american wars, considered by many to be one of, if not the, greatest US Presidents

must work on: manic depression, locking self in room in west wing and crying for hours on end

[Ferrus]

Hard worker.

Wrong. He never had a real job in his life, before WW1 he became a tramp so as to avoid full time employment. When he was Fuhrer he would spend most of his day swaning around the Berghof with his initimate circle or just walking around and day dreaming.

[zhang_bob]

Wrong. He never had a real job in his life, before WW1 he became a tramp so as to avoid full time employment. When he was Fuhrer he would spend most of his day swaning around the Berghof with his initimate circle or just walking around and day dreaming.
Depends what you call hard work and a real Job.

[Ferrus]

Depends what you call hard work and a real Job.
Being a hobo in Vienna could possibly be classified as hard work or a real job?

[zhang_bob]

Being a hobo in Vienna could possibly be classified as hard work or a real job?
I was not on about that. Being a soldier and a politician are jobs, I would say they were hard jobs.

[Ferrus]

I was not on about that. Being a soldier and a politician are jobs, I would say they were hard jobs.
Soldier, yes, probably one of the hardest you can do, but in a perverse way exhilarating. However he was more an errant boy between the front line German trench and the HQ trench, riding between them on bicycles, being shelled.

Politician isn't a hard job though, it just involves talking and socialising a lot.

[Nemesis]

Politician isn't a hard job though, it just involves talking and socialising a lot.
...You're joking right?

[Ferrus]

...You're joking right?
I would hardly call it back breaking physical labour or as bad as stultifying office work, would you?

[Nemesis]

I would hardly call it back breaking physical labour or as bad as stultifying office work, would you?
Only physical labor can be hard?

[Ferrus]

Only physical labor can be hard?
Yes, we in the industrialised West like to convince ourselves otherwise but ask a farmer or factory worker. What most people call a "hard" job here is in fact simply one that taked up a lot of free time and/or is boring.

[Nemesis]

Yes, we in the industrialised West like to convince ourselves otherwise but ask a farmer or factory worker. What most people call a "hard" job here is in fact simply one that taked up a lot of free time and/or is boring.
Yes I can see how waging war on the entire world can be described as boring.

[zhang_bob]

Politician isn't a hard job though, it just involves talking and socialising a lot.

I would call it hard work to convince people to vote for you when you have fucked up ideas.

[Ferrus]

Yes I can see how waging war on the entire world can be described as boring.
I didn't say Hitler's job was boring, but most people's are, but my point was that it is a predicate separate from hard.

[Nemesis]

I didn't say Hitler's job was boring, but most people's are, but my point was that it is a predicate separate from hard.
You said that being a politician is an easy job in relation to Hitler. Make up your mind.

[Ferrus]

You said that being a politician is an easy job in relation to Hitler. Make up your mind.
Yes, being a politician is easy and interesting... I suppose it just takes up a lot of your time. Not that Hitler ever did much else in his spare time.

[Nemesis]

Yes, being a politician is easy and interesting... I suppose it just takes up a lot of your time. Not that Hitler ever did much else in his spare time.
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that you haven't studied politics too much, and leave the conversation at that.

[Ferrus]

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that you haven't studied politics too much, and leave the conversation at that.
OK, fine, let us just forget the small fact that I'm studying a Political Science degree.

[Nemesis]

OK, fine, let us just forget the small fact that I'm studying a Political Science degree.
Sounds like a plan!

[Claverhouse]

Soldier, yes, probably one of the hardest you can do, but in a perverse way exhilarating. However he was more an errant boy between the front line German trench and the HQ trench, riding between them on bicycles, being shelled.

Messenger duty was one of the most dangerous jobs available in one of the bloodiest wars in history --- even in earlier days couriors and their horses were instant targets, plus he was gassed ( and blinded ) several times.



I would call it hard work to convince people to vote for you when you have fucked up ideas.

Nearly all politicians have fucked up ideas: since some of them are bound to win it is merely a question of aligning your fucked up ideas with the fucked up ideas of a sufficient majority of the voters.


Claverhouse :ph34r:

[Ferrus]

Nearly all politicians have fucked up ideas: since some of them are bound to win it is merely a question of aligning your fucked up ideas with the fucked up ideas of a sufficient majority of the voters.


Claverhouse :ph34r:
And that is precisely what Hitler did by chiming into the zeitgeist of depression Germany, what with the spectre of Commuinism, unemployment and internation weakness radicalising many middle class Germans.

[zhang_bob]

it is merely a question of aligning your fucked up ideas with the fucked up ideas of a sufficient majority of the voters.

That is the hard bit.

[Kai]

Let's do Albert Einstein next.

-Kai

[Ferrus]

Let's do Albert Einstein next.

-Kai
A typical failing INTP who got spectaculary lucky, then wasted the next 40 years trying to crush Quantam theory with silly things like "the cosmic constant", wasting his talent.

[zhang_bob]

Albert Einstein:
Not very smart,shaggy haired.
Perseverance and daring in his beliefs.
Disliked authoritarianism.

[Kai]

A typical failing INTP who got spectaculary lucky, then wasted the next 40 years trying to crush Quantam theory with silly things like "the cosmic constant", wasting his talent.

Was this a "create a resume that will get you hired" thread or a "create a resume that will never get you hired" one? <_<

-Kai

[Ferrus]

Was this a "create a resume that will get you hired" thread or a "create a resume that will never get you hired" one? <_<

-Kai
I prefer putting other people down, it makes me feel better about myself.

[Superstring]

A typical failing INTP who got spectaculary lucky, then wasted the next 40 years trying to crush Quantam theory with silly things like "the cosmic constant", wasting his talent.

I don't recall him having a bent to "crush" Quantum theory, though I know that its findings in the earliest half of the twentieth century contradicted well-defined, firmly established facets of his own theories, in ways that would barely make sense, and that he tried to reconcile how the fuck that is even possible; I believe they're only now, this year, discovering things about theoretical physics that are for the finally bridging gaps between the two opponents and proving them both to be right.

And I wouldn't call him a failing INTP, or even lucky. He followed up on firm data which to any other person would be viewed as nonsense findings regarding the speed of light, and asked a simple, insane-soudning questions that no one else bothered to ask, like "Does that mean time speeds up- that faster you go? But only for you and not anything else you're passing by?" In fact if he had not set this example of asking silly questions about silly findings, who knows if the Copenhagen interperetation would ever have dared being published?

[Ferrus]

No he had an obsession that the laws of the universe were immutable, hence the uncertainty principle within quantam theory was unacceptable.

Bohr was probably as intelligent, yet isn't as famous as he wasn't as extroverted or gregarious.

[Superstring]

No he had an obsession that the laws of the universe were immutable, hence the uncertainty principle within quantam theory was unacceptable.

Bohr was probably as intelligent, yet isn't as famous as he wasn't as extroverted or gregarious.

Jewish conspiracy

[zhang_bob]

Bohr was probably as intelligent, yet isn't as famous as he wasn't as extroverted or gregarious.
Is he the one who carried out research on the structure of the atom?