Confess your hidden love for a member

[Biff_Loman]

So the divorce thread is a real downer. Let's, uh, try and get some love in the air, shall we?

If you've fallen in love with someone on the forum, here's your big chance to confess it. In public. In this thread. So everyone knows.

Here's a wubbie because, you know. . . Threads on love need them. :wub:




This thread is just going to take off. I can feel it.

[ApeTheDog]

I have a hidden love for Madrigal. And I bet I'm the only person courageous enough on this site to not make a joke post in this thread.

[kuranes]

Mine will stay hidden for now, but it's there.

[th!nkstyle]

online crushes? nerds! :P

[booyalab]

I love Claverhouse for some reason.

[booyalab]

online crushes? nerds! :P
i dont think he's necessarily talking about crushes.

[TelecomClone]

This thread is even more depressing than the divorce thread.

[ApeTheDog]

Mine will stay hidden for now, but it's there.

"It"? Your crush is genderless?

[booyalab]

This thread is even more depressing than the divorce thread.
because you know the only time your name will be mentioned is in quotes?

[meshou]

"It"? Your crush is genderless?No. The LURVE is genderless.

[Crazy]

I'm not telling. You guys will never figure it out, NEVER!

[TelecomClone]

because you know the only time your name will be mentioned is in quotes?Perhaps in some small, narrow and fumbling sense, that might be accurate.

[eyebyte_atWork]

This thread is even more depressing than the divorce thread.

Word.


I can see it now... someone will confess their love and the object of the confession will reject him/her by Pm'ing MacGuffin or ClaverHouse and asking for that member to be banned.

[th!nkstyle]

i dont think he's necessarily talking about crushes.
oh well that changes everything.

oh wait, no it doesnt at all.

nerds!:P

[TelecomClone]

I can see it now... someone will confess their love and the object of the confession will reject him/her by Pm'ing MacGuffin or ClaverHouse and asking for that member to be banned.Truth: thus the rotted innards that love tries so hard to hide are cut out and laid, stinking, bare. Love like offal.

[booyalab]

nerds!:P

ok it was bad enough when you stated the obvious the first time, now you're being redundant, too! :banned:

[ApeTheDog]

No. The LURVE is genderless.

That's not how I like my lurve to be, but to each their own...

[ptGatsby]

You give me drama, you give me humor... you make me laugh and you make me sigh.

And for that, I love you all. :hug:

[kuranes]

"It"? Your crush is genderless?

My crush is genderless, but the person I have it on is not.

[eyebyte_atWork]

What if you love more than one member??
What if you post a list?
What if someone lower on the list doesn't like being that low on that list?
What if someone you thought was a chick turns out to be a guy?

[Madrigal]

I have a hidden love for Madrigal. And I bet I'm the only person courageous enough on this site to not make a joke post in this thread.
*PMs mods*
*realizes Ape is a mod*

I love you all. But Ape most of all because he loves me back. I know that's selfish.

[kuranes]

What if someone you thought was a chick turns out to be a guy?

You'll find out at FC's "Swap meat."

[Biff_Loman]

I'm in love with:

http://forums.intpcentral.com/member.php?u=1590

Doesn't post much. Obviously.

[cafe]

I'm in love with:

http://forums.intpcentral.com/member.php?u=1590
Aaaawwwww ... :cheer:

[CoHo]

I've already made my feelings public (http://forums.intpcentral.com/showthread.php?t=7308)

[Shimpei]

I'm in love with:

http://forums.intpcentral.com/member.php?u=1590

Doesn't post much. Obviously.


Biff deceived all of us. It's actually himself!

[kendoiwan]

I've already made my feelings public (http://forums.intpcentral.com/showthread.php?t=7308)

How'd they get banned only 8 post in I wonder:think:

[Lee]

:mellow:

[cryingmime]

I love starla iscariot because he or she knows how much the smashing pumpkins kick ass. (and because she or he only has one post, and maybe this will make him or her post more.)


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[CoHo]

How'd they get banned only 8 post in I wonder

He was part of the troll wars and got banned in bulk with the others.

Hrm... who was there

Oppenheimer (http://forums.intpcentral.com/member.php?u=1541)
Headspace (http://forums.intpcentral.com/member.php?u=1527)
DeeplyMadly (http://forums.intpcentral.com/member.php?u=1531)
intper419 (http://forums.intpcentral.com/member.php?u=1529)
KingSomething (http://forums.intpcentral.com/member.php?u=1544)
KingNothing (http://forums.intpcentral.com/member.php?u=1530)
Flash Fire (http://forums.intpcentral.com/member.php?u=1534)

[booyalab]

:mellow:
aw I love you too

[Edmond Zedo]

"I got no emotion for anybody else. You better understand I'm in love with myself, mySELF...My beautiful SELF. I got no feeeeeelins FOR ANYBODY ELSE, I'M IN LOVE WITH MYSELF, MY BEAUTIFUL SELFISSSHHHH. Ghahhhh."

[kendoiwan]

:wub: I love http://forums.intpcentral.com/showthread.php?t=9291&highlight=opopanax :wub:

[eyebyte_atWork]

We are getting deep here.

I better shut up as I have no confessions - I do not want to stifle others from confessing.

[Google Monster]

:wub: Snowflake :wub:

[Snowflake]

:wub: Snowflake :wub::huh: :wub:

[Kai]

:peep:

-Kai

[Conan]

I think that girl with the fetish for japanese guys is HOT, aside from her fetish for japanese guys. I also like the INFJs. Oh, and atilla's hair, the view from the back.

[coffeezombie]

I'm in love with:

http://forums.intpcentral.com/member.php?u=1590

Doesn't post much. Obviously.
It's good to hear you love your wife. Lots of guys don't.

[Zephyrus055]

I have hidden love for an ENTP member here, but I won't give any names.

[zhang_bob]

.........

[kendoiwan]

I have hidden love for an ENTP member here, but I won't give any names.

I love wax too...:ph34r:

[Lee]

aw I love you tooObviously

[Biff_Loman]

Ooh, good call Kendo.

[booyalab]

I love wax too...:ph34r:
I think he meant MasterMerk

[kendoiwan]

Ooh, good call Kendo.
:whistle:

[kendoiwan]

I think he meant MasterMerk
:rofl:

[Ivy]

Not to be all boring like Biff or anything, but...

http://www.intpcentral.com/forums/member.php?u=1448

[Hustler]

My forumcrush is so far out in the open it's just plain ridiculous.

[mgb]

My forumcrush is so far out in the open it's just plain ridiculous.

And still, no one gets it.

Ok, I don't. And I'm not sure that person does either.

[Madrigal]

And still, no one gets it.

Ok, I don't. And I'm not sure that person does either.
He started a fan club and everything.

[Nighthawk]

Love is a bit strong of an emotion for me ... but I definitely have a like for Madrigal. Her intangible, a bit on the edge Marxism, and fresh look at life and the world intrigues me. So ... I take myself out of any moderation issues involving her.

[Madrigal]

Love is a bit strong of an emotion for me ... but I definitely have a like for Madrigal. Her intangible, a bit on the edge Marxism, and fresh look at life and the world intrigues me. So ... I take myself out of any moderation issues involving her.
Lol. That is sweet. :wub:

*gets paranoid by the last sentence and wonders if there are 'moderation issues' on the horizon...*

[bergenski]

Ok, I don't. And I'm not sure that person does either.

Oh, they get it.

[kuranes]

*gets paranoid by the last sentence and wonders if there are 'moderation issues' on the horizon...*

Not as far as I know. He was speaking of past situations, I think.

[eyebyte_atWork]

I am going to hurl !

[Nighthawk]

Not as far as I know. He was speaking of past situations, I think.

That is correct. No situations past or present are in question. Just wanted to throw that last sentence in, now that my feelings of "like" have been made public. To be honest, I'm not sure that I'm much of a moderator to begin with. Then INTP is strong in this one. Not much desire to regulate or moderate.

[Lee]

And now ladies and gentleman, Mr. Burt Bacharach!

"What the world needs now is love, sweet love
It?s the only thing that there?s just too little of
What the world needs now is love, sweet love,
No not just for some but for everyone.

Lord, we don?t need another mountain,
There are mountains and hillsides enough to climb
There are oceans and rivers enough to cross,
Enough to last till the end of time.

What the world needs now is love, sweet love
It?s the only thing that there?s just too little of
What the world needs now is love, sweet love,
No, not just for some but for everyone.

Lord, we don?t need another meadow
There are cornfields and wheat fields enough to grow
There are sunbeams and moonbeams enough to shine
Oh listen, lord, if you want to know.

What the world needs now is love, sweet love
It?s the only thing that there?s just too little of
What the world needs now is love, sweet love,
No, not just for some but for everyone.

No, not just for some, oh, but just for everyone."

Something just made this post bizarrely appropriate in my mind.

[eyebyte_atWork]

What is love anyway???

I mean - I know I love my little girl - and my nephews - but I cannot say I am sure I have loved anyone outside the context of family. I cared for my ex - but I never felt I could call that love. So... I like some members here - admittedly the female members get more of my attention - cause you know I am hetero - but love??? Or even like??? WTF? I am going to hurl

[Nighthawk]

What is love anyway???

I mean - I know I love my little girl - and my nephews - but I cannot say I am sure I have loved anyone outside the context of family. I cared for my ex - but I never felt I could call that love. So... I like some members here - admittedly the female members get more of my attention - cause you know I am hetero - but love??? Or even like??? WTF? I am going to hurl

I love beer.

[Lee]

What is love anyway???

I mean - I know I love my little girl - and my nephews - but I cannot say I am sure I have loved anyone outside the context of family. I cared for my ex - but I never felt I could call that love. So... I like some members here - admittedly the female members get more of my attention - cause you know I am hetero - but love??? Or even like??? WTF? I am going to hurlWell, have you ever seen Anchorman?

[eyebyte_atWork]

Nope - who's in it?

[Conan]

You really want to know what love is?? Its really quite simple.

http://studentwebs.coloradocollege.edu/~c_sturgess/anchorman.wmv

[Biff_Loman]

Strange. Even as an INTP, I've never really doubted that I knew what love was.

The word love is so imprecise though. . . I am "psychologically attached."

[eyebyte_atWork]

I Love AMP (Apache, MySQL, and PHP)

[eyebyte_atWork]

Strange. Even as an INTP, I've never really doubted that I knew what love was.

The word love is so imprecise though. . . I am "psychologically attached."


Thank you - I feel better now.

[Nighthawk]

What is love anyway???


What is love?

Baby, don't hurt me.

Don't hurt me.

No more.

[eyebyte_atWork]

Hey MacG - Me and NightHawk have the same IP address... are we in trouble?
Just kiddin - we are at hooters (like I needed to say that)

[Conan]

I think I was in love once. She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again.

[Ivy]

Hey MacG - Me and NightHawk have the same IP address... are we in trouble?
Just kiddin - we are at hooters (like I needed to say that)

Wireless internet access at Hooters? Sweet deal. I may start doing my work there since I'm tired of Panera and B&N.

[kuranes]

I stopped into a Hooters for the first time the other day, to get directions. A young guy at the door ( "hostesses" are male - serving the dual function of bouncers, too, I suppose ) helped me out. I did see one of the famous Hooter ladies going by with a platter of food.

[Ivy]

I stopped into a Hooters for the first time the other day, to get directions. A young guy at the door ( "hostesses" are male - serving the dual function of bouncers, too, I suppose ) helped me out. I did see one of the famous Hooter ladies going by with a platter of food.

Pop quiz-- what kind of food was it? If you don't remember, you were probably looking elsewhere. :)

[eyebyte_atWork]

Wireless internet access at Hooters? Sweet deal. I may start doing my work there since I'm tired of Panera and B&N.


I hear McDonald's has wireless - but I have yet to confirm it. Hooter is good - but you have to spend the entire time you are there.

Edit - dont be bad mouthing B&N

[INThoughtPolice]

Hooters? I went when I was 16. What a tease, i'll never go back.

[INThoughtPolice]

I have hidden love for an ENTP member here, but I won't give any names.
Please tell me you are straight.

[meshou]

Please tell me you are straight.Why would you care? :huh:

[Nadiar]

Hooters? I went when I was 16. What a tease, i'll never go back.


Hooters has some of the best chicken wings you can buy across the nation. Sure, there are little "Mom&Pop" places that are better, but its the only real national chain with awesome wings. Hooters Girls are just the gimmick to bring people in. McDonalds has a Clown, Hooters has boobs.

And... A web-forum doesn't present people. I might like someone, but until I meet them in real life, I wouldn't say I 'love' someone.

[outcast]

I think I was in love once. She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again.

Did you arrange to meet her in the bathroom ahead of time or was she already there waiting? And, exactly what was she doing in the men's restroom or vice versa? :huh: Esteban, you are my favorite freak!!

[MacGuffin]

Hey MacG - Me and NightHawk have the same IP address... are we in trouble?
Just kiddin - we are at hooters (like I needed to say that)
Nah, I know you two are gay lovers.


Hooters has some of the best chicken wings you can buy across the nation. Sure, there are little "Mom&Pop" places that are better, but its the only real national chain with awesome wings. Stop lying.

[Nadiar]

Nah, I know you two are gay lovers.

Stop lying.

Who has better chicken wings?

And if you had seen the chicks at my local Hooters, you'd recognize that I can't possibly be lieing about why I would go to Hooters.

Ironically, I never go, because going alone is weird, and while I might be a Pervert, I don't want to be mistaken for a pervert that would leer at those chicks.

[Edmond Zedo]

"IN THE MOON LIGHT, AFTER MID NIGHT, I SEE A FUNNY PEOPLE A LOOKIN' FOR DELIGHT!
I'M SO HAPPY, I'M FEELING SO FINE. I'M WATCHIN' ALL THE RUBBISH, A-WASTIN' MY TIME.
I LOOK AROUND YOUR HOUSE, YOU GOT NOTHIN' TO STEAL.
I KICK YOU IN THE BRAINS WHEN YOU GET DOWN TO KNEEL,
AND PRAAYYYYY
YOU PRAY TO YOUR GOD!..."

[MacGuffin]

Who has better chicken wings?
The frozen section at the grocery store?

I love hot wings. And Hooters wings suck.

[Pooja]

I love everybody.

[Nadiar]

The frozen section at the grocery store?

I love hot wings. And Hooters wings suck.

Well, at least the local ones here don't suck. I guess they have to make up for it since they don't have "top shelf" girls working there.

And yes, the ones you can make yourself are vastly superior. However, I'm talking about places I could go eat. Like when I don't want to do dishes.

[Edmond Zedo]

I love everybody.
Then no one's special, so too bad for everyone. "It's like you're lookin' at a jigsaw, but you're looking through a keyhole..."

[MacGuffin]

Well, at least the local ones here don't suck. I guess they have to make up for it since they don't have "top shelf" girls working there.
Maybe you have the Hooters exception to the rule. Cause everytime I've tried them (one day I went to two different Hooters and they still sucked) they are just bad. Not spicy. Not meaty. Just bad.

I'd rather go to Chili's or Applebee's or any restaurant that makes them.

[Shimpei]

Maybe you have the Hooters exception to the rule. Cause everytime I've tried them (one day I went to two different Hooters and they still sucked) they are just bad. Not spicy. Not meaty. Just bad.

I'd rather go to Chili's or Applebee's or any restaurant that makes them.

:offtopic:

[songbird36]

Hmm..there are a coupla people who intrigue me, but I wouldn't call them crushes.

[cafe]

I don't think my not-secret love will join the forum so I can declare my love. He is reading about trucks or the economy or politics or computers or something and can't be bothered. I'll just have to tell him later or maybe IM him. :hug:

[Zephyrus055]

Hmm..there are a coupla people who intrigue me, but I wouldn't call them crushes.
You intrigue me, but are twice my age, have kids and probably have more money than me.

[charred_heart]

Why aren't the thousands of digest's secret admirers coming out?
I don't care, she makes ME all silly :wub:

[philonightmare]

This is a scary thread. :ph34r:

I admire some people here (and they probably already know who they are), but I don't think it qualifies as passionate, falling into your arms in a deadly swoon, love.

[Zephyrus055]

Why aren't the thousands of digest's secret admirers coming out?
I don't care, she makes ME all silly :wub:
Because we do not want to incur the Goddess' wrath.

[Pooja]

Why aren't the thousands of digest's secret admirers coming out?
I don't care, she makes ME all silly :wub:

As a 100% straight female, she "makes ME all silly :wub: " as well.

[charred_heart]

As a 100% straight female, she "makes ME all silly :wub: " as well.
cool :D

[charred_heart]

Because we do not want to incur the Goddess' wrath.
isn't that what we all want? To burn in her wrath!!! :D

[songbird36]

Why aren't the thousands of digest's secret admirers coming out?
I don't care, she makes ME all silly :wub:

You sure you weren't silly to start with? ;P

[charred_heart]

You sure you weren't silly to start with? ;P
:offtopic:
EDIT: forgot to add ;P

[Snowflake]

I love everybody.I hate everyone equally (except for Google Monster, and a few other people.) I guess that means I don't hate everyone equally. Oh well.

[songbird36]

I hate everyone equally (except for Google Monster, and a few other people.) I guess that means I don't hate everyone equally. Oh well.

I'm picking you do in fact have a secret crush. How do I know? Just a gut feeling... <_<

[Hustler]

And still, no one gets it.

Ok, I don't. And I'm not sure that person does either.

What's the big mystery? Aren't there tons of obvious reasons why someone (like me, for instance) would have a forumcrush on this person?

[charred_heart]

This is a scary thread. :ph34r:you scare easily :D

[distraction tactics]

I love beer.

I love beer and pizza.

...and denver sandwiches. :wub:

[MasterMerk]

I love fish.

[Eileen]

I have hidden love for Snowflake. It is hidden in the mountains of Nepal. Even I'm not sure exactly where it is.

[Conan]

I changed my mind to outcast.

[Biff_Loman]

Oh wait - Imperator might be wrapped up in Digestthissickness. I forgot she was an ENTP.

But Waxwing is bewitching. That being said: ultimately, even if I were single, it would be a passing interest.

Although I did put, quite honestly, that I was in love with my wife, I'd have to say that if I were single, the one member who would really stop me in my tracks is Eileen. But she's taken anyway.

[Eileen]

:blush:

[mgb]

What's the big mystery? Aren't there tons of obvious reasons why someone (like me, for instance) would have a forumcrush on this person?

No there aren't tons of obvious reasons. Well, not to me. I'm going to need a clearer explaination of why this not so secret crush is a crush at all.

I have to admit, I didn't quite understand it when you first mentioned it, since it seemed to come out of the blue, and even less now...

[bergenski]

Let's, uh, try and get some love in the air, shall we?


I always get some love in the air while on the computer.

[outcast]

I changed my mind to outcast.

:wub: :blush: Awww. You're sweet. Or a player... Well, anyway you're the only one on here who has confessed love for me so I shall be appropriately flattered anyway. Ok. I think it's over now. :smooch:

PS: I love Snowflake too Eileen. I think my love for him is hidden close to where yours is hiding. ;)

[headfonez]

I love creativity

[headfonez]

:wub: :blush: Awww. You're sweet. Or a player... Well, anyway you're the only one on here who has confessed love for me so I shall be appropriately flattered anyway. Ok. I think it's over now. :smooch:

PS: I love Snowflake too Eileen. I think my love for him is hidden close to where yours is hiding. ;)
Damn Esteban, you changed your love and all you got was , "its over now/you're a player". What a life! Not to mention Snowflake taking your reciprocation

[Eileen]

PS: I love Snowflake too Eileen. I think my love for him is hidden close to where yours is hiding. ;)

I strongly suspect that my hidden love is in the intestinal TRACT of a Nepalese yak.

edit: Sorry, Sackanaka.

[Conan]

Damn Esteban, you changed your love and all you got was , "its over now/you're a player". What a life! Not to mention Snowflake taking your reciprocation

And to think I even chose her without knowing what she looks like. I doubt Ill ever recover.

[headfonez]

And to think I even chose her without knowing what she looks like. I doubt Ill ever recover.
Try Pooja, she seems easy (going).

[Conan]

Try Pooja, she seems easy (going).

Pooja's got a man. Anyways, Im just playing around.

[Hustler]

No there aren't tons of obvious reasons. Well, not to me. I'm going to need a clearer explaination of why this not so secret crush is a crush at all.

I'm going to need you to just go ahead and use your intuition. I'm not going to put a bunch of concrete reasons out here, even though I could.

[Hustler]

I changed my mind to outcast.

That'll never work out.

[Snowflake]

I have hidden love for Snowflake. It is hidden in the mountains of Nepal. Even I'm not sure exactly where it is.LOL, wasn't expecting that. :mellow:

[digesthisickness]

Why aren't the thousands of digest's secret admirers coming out?
I don't care, she makes ME all silly :wub:

aww, i don't know what i did, but i'm glad it was appreciated :hug:

especially that you were so sweet as to state such an obvious full-of-shit word... 'thousands'

i like you too happppy



Because we do not want to incur the Goddess' wrath.

if you weren't being sarcastic, then... :blush: way to dispel any wrath that may have been incurred

my god, this will be so damned embarrassing if you were being a smartass. so much so that i almost deleted this...

but the possible hilarity was too much to pass up



As a 100% straight female, she "makes ME all silly :wub: " as well.

ha! i'd hug you for that, but you're 100% straight, and i like you and the compliment so much that i'd be compelled to cop a feel

[Ponderous]

Originally Posted by songbird36
Hmm..there are a coupla people who intrigue me, but I wouldn't call them crushes.
You intrigue me, but are twice my age, have kids and probably have more money than me.

Hmmm, why does that matter?

[Ponderous]

I always get some love in the air while on the computer.

More information than I wanted.

[s0978]

I'm not going to put a bunch of concrete reasons out here, even though I could.jeezus, thank god!

[Geminixox]

Myself, duh. :]

[Conan]

That'll never work out.

Dont be jealous

[Zephyrus055]

if you weren't being sarcastic, then... :blush: way to dispel any wrath that may have been incurred

my god, this will be so damned embarrassing if you were being a smartass. so much so that i almost deleted this...

but the possible hilarity was too much to pass up
I am not sure what to say... but I am overwhelmed that you replied to me! :banana:

No dear, I was not being a smartass. You are like Athena, beautiful and commanding exceptional intelligence. It is intimidating.

[Zephyrus055]

Hmmm, why does that matter?
It matters because money is power. She could control and domesticate someone with all those riches.

[digesthisickness]

I am not sure what to say... but I am overwhelmed that you replied to me! :banana:

No dear, I was not being a smartass. You are like Athena, beautiful and commanding exceptional intelligence. It is intimidating.

congratulations, you've caused me to be speechless. which of course means there's a world out there with a hell that just froze over. i hope you're proud of yourself... now what's to deter them from doing wrong?

:blush: :hug:

[Sackanaka]

I strongly suspect that my hidden love is in the intestinal track of a Nepalese yak.
TRACT! HAH!
BIO > ENG- GHRRrrkhh..h.. *suffocates*


(I really liked the insult though)

[Eileen]

TRACT! HAH!
BIO > ENG- GHRRrrkhh..h.. *suffocates*


(I really liked the insult though)

oh, shit, I knew that. That was either before or after I took a 3-hour nap.

SORRY!

[Zephyrus055]

congratulations, you've caused me to be speechless. which of course means there's a world out there with a hell that just froze over. i hope you're proud of yourself... now what's to deter them from doing wrong?

:blush: :hug:
Ahhhh! She's freezing innocent people!!!

:hug:

[INThoughtPolice]

Hooters has some of the best chicken wings you can buy across the nation. Sure, there are little "Mom&Pop" places that are better, but its the only real national chain with awesome wings. Hooters Girls are just the gimmick to bring people in. McDonalds has a Clown, Hooters has boobs.


Yes, because we all go to McDonalds to see the clown. I hate to break it to you but the wings aren't that great.

[outcast]

Pooja's got a man. Anyways, Im just playing around.

I knew you were playing too. Wasn't it obvious?

[outcast]

Damn Esteban, you changed your love and all you got was , "its over now/you're a player". What a life! Not to mention Snowflake taking your reciprocation

Life just isn't fair, is it?

[Snowflake]

:]

[outcast]

I strongly suspect that my hidden love is in the intestinal TRACT of a Nepalese yak.

edit: Sorry, Sackanaka.

Thanks for the clue.<_<

Aside to MacGuffin:

Three uncombined posts are waiting for you my dear. I just love you!!

[outcast]

:]


This is why I love you snowflake. :banana:

[songbird36]

Hmmm, why does that matter?

Yes doesn't he realise I am current paying top $$$ to maintain a stable of young colts, who are at my daily beck and call?

[cafe]

Yes doesn't he realise I am current paying top $$$ to maintain a stable of young colts, who are at my daily beck and call?
Go girl!:whoop:

[mildchild]

this thread is sickening... :peep: you'll never know!

[ferunandesu]

this thread is sickening... :peep: you'll never know!

nemesis?

[mildchild]

nemesis?


no.

[ferunandesu]

no.

damn. so much for my woman's intuition, whatever that is...

[mildchild]

damn. so much for my woman's intuition, whatever that is...


nemesis is cool, but he's too young for me. :ph34r:

[waxwing]

Hidden love. I'm jealous. I only have hidden lust.

[Spartan26]

I have to admit I was expected to see more confessions of unrequited love here. Or at least a bunch of spots from deleted posts the morning after some drunk posting.

[nottaprettygal]

I have to admit I was expected to see more confessions of unrequited love here. Or at least a bunch of spots from deleted posts the morning after some drunk posting.

Yeah. I just waded through 15 pages of nothingness. There may be one person here who I wouldn't mind a night of unbridled passion with...but I wouldn't call the next day or anything.

[Snowflake]

I have to admit I was expected to see more confessions of unrequited love here. Or at least a bunch of spots from deleted posts the morning after some drunk posting.Maybe I could take up drinking then. It would be different . . . :ph34r:

[Pooja]

There's no way I'm going to confess who I really am "secretly in love with" on a thread that tells me to do so! I don't think that most people would. Especially introverts.

[Lee]

There's no way I'm going to confess who I really am "secretly in love with" on a thread that tells me to do so! I don't think that most people would. Especially introverts.It's headfonez isn't it... it's okay, I think we all knew, the chemistry is smothered all over the site.

[nottaprettygal]

There's no way I'm going to confess who I really am "secretly in love with" on a thread that tells me to do so! I don't think that most people would. Especially introverts.

Joft?

[Lee]

I think I love nottaprettygal or I just find her funny... I am still undecided.

[charred_heart]

aww, i don't know what i did, but i'm glad it was appreciated :hug:

especially that you were so sweet as to state such an obvious full-of-shit word... 'thousands'

i like you too happppyI thought if anyone deserves to be mentioned in this thread, it has to be you ;)

[Serotonin]

Meshou.
Only for the fact that I know I can't have her. Maybe also, something about her anger being directed at the members that deserve it, and pulling it off, rather than the vituperation descending into lameness.
I know this girl that looks like her, red flowing hair, deep-eyed stare that doesn't waver etc. and the persona she puts forward is very much like the one I glean over teh forum. I was at a social event last night and girl-like-meshou was there as well. She caught me catching jealous furtive glances at her while she was conversing at the other table with 3 lean male French exchange students, and waves and smiles, and she chatted with me for a bit. She even touched my chest when she was explaining how her cat flops onto her chest and smooches against her chin.
"You're so pensive in social situations", she says. "Why is that?".
Not being one to make bullshit up on the spot, I tell the truth. "Social anxiety", I say flatly. "The implicit message I get from others that I have to be as enthusiastic about their small-talk topics to be accepted by them and not having the energy or want to do that". She seemed a little perplexed at that.
The TV was on, and we were half-watching the British lesbian drama Tipping the Velvet. I said that one of the women there was cute because it looked like she was hiding something. "Yeah, an Adam's apple" and the like came the surrounding replies from the males present. Then girl-like-meshou started defending me, so that was nice.

And with that post, I complete my aim of creeping meshou the fuck out. W00t.

[nottaprettygal]

I think I love nottaprettygal or I just find her funny... I am still undecided.

Trust me, you just find me funny. No one in their right mind can love me.

[Hustler]

And with that post, I complete my aim of creeping meshou the fuck out. W00t.

I think you've succeeded in creeping all of us out. Way to go.

[Serotonin]

I think you've succeeded in creeping all of us out. Way to go.
Excellent.
At least the by-products of such honesty are more favourable.

[songbird36]

Trust me, you just find me funny. No one in their right mind can love me.

whyz that?

[kuranes]

I think that was Diana Riggs' daughter in that movie "Tipping the Velvet". I read a crime novel where they were making fun of a dumb crook for passing along the news about the Riggs connection without really having any idea of who Diana Riggs was. That was just the tag line.

The Avengers, of course.

[nottaprettygal]

whyz that?

Because I'm insensitive, insulting, unemotional, and cruel.

[TelecomClone]

Because I'm insensitive, insulting, unemotional, and cruel.There are masochists in this world who would worship you.

[songbird36]

Because I'm insensitive, insulting, unemotional, and cruel.

Haha - the fact that you are self-aware enough to label yourself in that way probably means you aren't any of those things. Those who are, are also generally oblivious to the fact!

[Snowflake]

Haha - the fact that you are self-aware enough to label yourself in that way probably means you aren't any of those things. Those who are, are also generally oblivious to the fact!Well said.

[Hustler]

Haha - the fact that you are self-aware enough to label yourself in that way probably means you aren't any of those things. Those who are, are also generally oblivious to the fact!

No we're not. What a ridiculous thing to say.

[songbird36]

No we're not. What a ridiculous thing to say.

We? If you're saying you are the same four things as notaprettygirl mentioned, I can't really see it; based on your posts. You're not cruel or unemotional anyway..

[last_caress]

Haha - the fact that you are self-aware enough to label yourself in that way probably means you aren't any of those things. Those who are, are also generally oblivious to the fact!

Not necessarily.
It's a license to abuse.
Only a fool, masochist or psych major would accept those terms.

[Hustler]

We? If you're saying you are the same four things as notaprettygirl mentioned, I can't really see it; based on your posts. You're not cruel or unemotional anyway..

You not being able to see something doesn't really mean jack shit.

[distraction tactics]

I have to admit I was expected to see more confessions of unrequited love here. Or at least a bunch of spots from deleted posts the morning after some drunk posting.

I may overdose on beer Monday.

Hypothetically I could write funny things.

[outcast]

I have to admit I was expected to see more confessions of unrequited love here. Or at least a bunch of spots from deleted posts the morning after some drunk posting.


Oh, I forgot - I love you too Spartan! :wub:

[Park]

Total distraction:wub:
,,,and *the voice*:wub:

[Kai]

Maybe I could take up drinking then. It would be different . . . :ph34r:

*wheels in another keg* :banana:

-Kai

[C.J.Woolf]

Because I'm insensitive, insulting, unemotional, and cruel.
To everyone? That's a fine set of personal defenses, but do you keep them up against even people you like? Or is it more "I yam what I yam"?

Whatever. I must not have seen the worst of you because I like you.

[mr. treat]

Maybe I could take up drinking then. It would be different . . . :ph34r:

come with me, i will show you the way of the dark arts...


*wheels in another keg* :banana:

-Kai

it seems another has bewitched you first. i must find another untainted spirit to feed on...

[bergenski]

Anyways, Im just playing around.

Or not, as the case may be.

[Lee]

Because I'm insensitive, insulting, unemotional, and cruel.Aww... see! that's funny and cute.

:devil:

[Kai]

it seems another has bewitched you first. i must find another untainted spirit to feed on...

Good idea. *eyes mr. treat* :devil:

I wonder if I should post my list. :peep:

-Kai

[Architectonic]

My forumcrush is so far out in the open it's just plain ridiculous.

Whereas her forumcrush was a little more subtle....

[ApeTheDog]

Nobody mentioned me. I feel so hidden unloved.

:(

[Conan]

Nobody mentioned me. I feel so hidden unloved.

:(

Well the male population does outnumber the female population by about a thousand percent.

[ApeTheDog]

Yes. I thought I was at least a thousand times more interesting than the next contender. I guess it's only 900 or something.

Also... snowflake got mentioned. Like. Fifty times.

:(

[charred_heart]

Yes. I thought I was at least a thousand times more interesting than the next contender. I guess it's only 900 or something.

Also... snowflake got mentioned. Like. Fifty times.

:(
oh yeah, is snowflake a guy or what?

[ApeTheDog]

Ehm, yes he is. Did you not know this, or are you making a point that I'm missing?

[Eileen]

Also... snowflake got mentioned. Like. Fifty times.

:(

Yeah, but by now, my snowflake love is probably hiding inside yak dung.

[ApeTheDog]

Hiding like a luke skywalker in an overused movie reference...

[charred_heart]

Ehm, yes he is. Did you not know this, or are you making a point that I'm missing?
actually, I didn't. Although i would have liked to make you squirm after that 'that remark was useless' thing you did on n-cen :mad:

[charred_heart]

Yeah, but by now, my snowflake love is probably hiding inside yak dung.ok, so why do you have fugitive love for him? and the rest of intpc?

[ApeTheDog]

actually, I didn't. Although i would have liked to make you squirm after that 'that remark was useless' thing you did on n-cen :mad:

Doing that would have been a very useful thing to do if you felt like making someone squirm after making a remark about you.

[charred_heart]

Doing that would have been a very useful thing to do if you felt like making someone squirm after making a remark about you.lol have you been reading up on existentialism lately or what?

[ApeTheDog]

Hmm, no. Em. Actually, I'm mimicing the uselessness of your comment (when you said "that is a good thing to do when you feel like shooting someone with a gun" after I said that you could shoot someone in the face with a gun in the game)- I'm kind of still being hostile towards you because I actually like doing that, and there was a possibility you'd get it. I like doing this kind of thing - way too much, really.

I will quit now, though, because you're being a nice person, and going "lol", and informing about my reading habits and all.

[mgb]

Nobody mentioned me. I feel so hidden unloved.

:(

Maybe it's Pooja that secretly loves you? Since she won't mention who it is, I think it's safe to assume she means you.

[ApeTheDog]

Maybe it's Pooja that secretly loves you? Since she won't mention who it is, I think it's safe to assume she means you.

It's possible, because when I once asked her something in a PM, she completely didn't respond. If that's not reverse-psychology affection, I don't know what is!

Why is it safe to assume she means me?

[Ponderous]

I think I love nottaprettygal or I just find her funny... I am still undecided.

Humor is of critical importance.

[Wiki]

Isn't love and the need to be loved an almost inane trait of humanity? Yet it must be fulfilled lest it manifest itself in some very unhealthy way.

I know it may sound strange to the athiest or agnostic, but if you believe that the creator plays an active role in your existence, and you believe it to be subtle or pronounced but have the faith that it is true, and you practice a frequent exchange of your gratitute through prayer, then you are always loved and need not ever feel that you have to go through any trial alone
(and you dont need to go to church to accomplish this).

[meshou]

Because I'm insensitive, insulting, unemotional, and cruel.Some guys flock to this. They're a little nerdy, but you can crush them under your iron fist. Don't give up.

[Conan]

Some guys flock to this. They're a little nerdy, but you can crush them under your iron fist. Don't give up.

Those are the girls you want to hate****. Is that comment over the line?

[Pooja]

I know it may sound strange to the athiest or agnostic, but if you believe that the creator plays an active role in your existence, and you believe it to be subtle or pronounced but have the faith that it is true, and you practice a frequent exchange of your gratitute through prayer, then you are always loved and need not ever feel that you have to go through any trial alone
(and you dont need to go to church to accomplish this).

Why did you have to bring religion into this!? That arguement isn't as strange, as it is invalid. The lack of validity stems from the fact that one of your premises is flawed. When you say that there is and "exchange of gratitude" through prayer... it doesn't make any sense. Prayer is a one-way thing. Sort of like talking to yourself, or keeping a journal. The creator is a figment of your imagination. Thus, the idea that there is an exchange is flawed, b/c you're just 'giving', but not recieving. YOu might have psychologically deluded yourself into thinking that hte creator cares, but there is nothing substantial to back that up. Thus, you can love anything, like a piece of cheese, a statue, or even god... but its not going to reciprocate like another living breathing human or pet can.

[Ponderous]

I know it may sound strange to the athiest or agnostic, but if you believe that the creator plays an active role in your existence, and you believe it to be subtle or pronounced but have the faith that it is true, and you practice a frequent exchange of your gratitute through prayer, then you are always loved and need not ever feel that you have to go through any trial alone (and you dont need to go to church to accomplish this).

I completely agree with this experientially and philosophically.

[meshou]

Those are the girls you want to hate****. Is that comment over the line?Which comment? I think you can swear on the forums. :huh:

[Madrigal]

Nobody mentioned me. I feel so hidden unloved.

:(
What about me?!! I mentioned you. :huh:

[Eileen]

The creator is a figment of your imagination. Thus, the idea that there is an exchange is flawed, b/c you're just 'giving', but not recieving. YOu might have psychologically deluded yourself into thinking that hte creator cares, but there is nothing substantial to back that up.

I'm not sure why religion got brought into this thread, but I just wanted to propose that perhaps we're not psychologically deulded, but that we (faithful people) simply can't produce anything that would seem substantial to YOU. Our experiences are plenty substantial to us. I can't provide evidence of my experience to you--but I can tell you, no matter how irrational or arational it is, the love of God is a reality for me, and I recieve a hell of a lot more than I give. You can believe it or not, but I think it is presumptuous as hell for people to judge other people's inherently personal experiences as delusions.

That's all.





And okay, since Ape's got the tearful avatar going on, I've GOT HIDDEN LOVE FOR YOU APE BABY!!!! Don't cry! *hugs* And my love for you isn't even hidden in yak shit. It's hidden in lavendar fields under lovely blue skies. :)

[charred_heart]

And okay, since Ape's got the tearful avatar going on, I've GOT HIDDEN LOVE FOR YOU APE BABY!!!! Don't cry! *hugs* And my love for you isn't even hidden in yak shit. It's hidden in lavendar fields under lovely blue skies. :)hearing this from married or non-single people kind of makes it worse


I'm not sure why religion got brought into this thread, but I just wanted to propose that perhaps we're not psychologically deulded, but that we (faithful people) simply can't produce anything that would seem substantial to YOU. Our experiences are plenty substantial to us. I can't provide evidence of my experience to you--but I can tell you, no matter how irrational or arational it is, the love of God is a reality for me, and I recieve a hell of a lot more than I give. You can believe it or not, but I think it is presumptuous as hell for people to judge other people's inherently personal experiences as delusions.

That's all.hmmm, I believe in God and I know that I've never been contacted by 'him', just that praying is the 'right' thing to do. It's hard to even explain that point of view *shrug*

[Wiki]

Why did you have to bring religion into this!? ............Thus, you can love anything, like a piece of cheese, a statue, or even god... but its not going to reciprocate like another living breathing human or pet can.

I do not endorse religion. Religion often exploits your relationship with the creator.

You know as well as I do that if enough people believe in something, it gives 'life' to it.

Where is Santa or the Easter Bunny, they are not real, but they are revered therefore they are given 'life' and their representations are recognized by many.

These may be examples of false God's but they are well known nonetheless.

Something does not have to acknowledge you in order to exist. Once it has acknowledged you, you just know. I do not wish to go way off topic with the thread, I just wanted to express a thought with some relevance to those who believe, and the solace they enjoy as a result of it. I am truly sorry you do not appreciate this. I would never condemn you for it. There was a time in my life I did not appreciate this. So for the sake of those of you who agree with Pooja, please accept my apology and I will not comment on it again in this thread. PM me on it if you wish.

Pooja, you may be a tad bit better off with the faith in that piece of cheese, rather than nothing at all by the way our minds are designed.

Hugs and Love to you.

[kendoiwan]

Hidden love. I'm jealous. I only have hidden lust.

What? Nobody pounced on this juicy tidbit?:huh: :wtf: :blink:

Allow me: I'll volunteer to be the object of your lust Wax... whoever you had in mind intially is obviously undeserved:wub: :devil:

[Pooja]

I do not endorse religion. Religion often exploits your relationship with the creator.

You know as well as I do that if enough people believe in something, it gives 'life' to it.

Where is Santa or the Easter Bunny, they are not real, but they are revered therefore they are given 'life' and their representations are recognized by many.

These may be examples of false God's but they are well known nonetheless.

Something does not have to acknowledge you in order to exist. Once it has acknowledged you, you just know. I do not wish to go way off topic with the thread, I just wanted to express a thought with some relevance to those who believe, and the solace they enjoy as a result of it. I am truly sorry you do not appreciate this. I would never condemn you for it. There was a time in my life I did not appreciate this. So for the sake of those of you who agree with Pooja, please accept my apology and I will not comment on it again in this thread. PM me on it if you wish.

Pooja, you may be a tad bit better off with the faith in that piece of cheese, rather than nothing at all by the way our minds are designed.

Hugs and Love to you.

Wiki, sorry if that sounded like an attack-- it really wasn't meant to be. I really do respect your spiritual perspective. I guess I was just starved for a debate, and was overzealous in my response as a result. Anyway, sorry about that :blush: ...

[Wiki]

Wiki, sorry if that sounded like an attack-- it really wasn't meant to be. I really do respect your spiritual perspective. I guess I was just starved for a debate, and was overzealous in my response as a result. Anyway, sorry about that :blush: ...

I understand. Dont give it another thought. Many hugs and much love.

[nottaprettygal]

To everyone? That's a fine set of personal defenses, but do you keep them up against even people you like? Or is it more "I yam what I yam"?

I'd say that I keep them up more with people that I do like.


Whatever. I must not have seen the worst of you because I like you.

Can I take this comment as an expression of hidden love? Pfft. I'm a married man magnet.

[Melody]

hmmm. prolly booyalab. too bad im too indifferent about economics, politics, sociology, etc for the intersection of our interests to yield anything

tho, im not indifferent about hobos, as i am considering a career as such. but alas...

on the other hand, she could babble about her expertises, ill babble about mine. surely that is some sort of balance????

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v259/tocca/ena/booya.gif

hmmm. couldnt draw her avatar too well, so i compensated by adding wings and teeth

[Snowflake]

wtf :wtf:

[Lee]

Some guys flock to this. They're a little nerdy, but you can crush them under your iron fist. Don't give up.Eww... I just don't like pushovers.

[Zephyrus055]

I think English teachers are hot.

[htb]

Originally posted by nottaprettygal:
Trust me, you just find me funny. No one in their right mind can love me. ... Because I'm insensitive, insulting, unemotional, and cruel.If the latter were true, you wouldn't publicly declare it.

Cheer up, Vader: there is still good in you.

Edit: Edited for clarity. Sorry; I can't abide typographical clutter.

[Nemesis]

If the latter were true, you wouldn't publicly declare it.

Cheer up, Vader: there is still good in you.
Wait, who are you actually quoting that from, I have a hunch, but if it's untrue, then the person I think it was will start bitching at me.

[Edmond Zedo]

hmmm. prolly booyalab.
"I've got no right to lay claim to her frame...
She's not my possession...
You cuuuuuuUNT!
GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF MY WOMAN, MOTHERFUCKERRRRR!" --The Darkness

[Spartan26]

Oh, I forgot - I love you too Spartan! :wub:
:blush: Thanks

Right back atcha! :wub:

[outcast]

What about me?!! I mentioned you. :huh:

This is totally :offtopic: , but I had to say that I love your new avatar. That is one of my favorite movies ever. :banana:

[booyalab]

hmmm. prolly booyalab. too bad im too indifferent about economics, politics, sociology, etc for the intersection of our interests to yield anything

tho, im not indifferent about hobos, as i am considering a career as such. but alas...

on the other hand, she could babble about her expertises, ill babble about mine. surely that is some sort of balance????

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v259/tocca/ena/booya.gif

hmmm. couldnt draw her avatar too well, so i compensated by adding wings and teeth

this was beautiful.
( I like art too, so you are in luck )

[outcast]

I'm not sure why religion got brought into this thread, but I just wanted to propose that perhaps we're not psychologically deulded, but that we (faithful people) simply can't produce anything that would seem substantial to YOU. Our experiences are plenty substantial to us. I can't provide evidence of my experience to you--but I can tell you, no matter how irrational or arational it is, the love of God is a reality for me, and I recieve a hell of a lot more than I give. You can believe it or not, but I think it is presumptuous as hell for people to judge other people's inherently personal experiences as delusions.

That's all.

I don't normally respond to comments like that either, Eileen, but I think you did a wonderful job being tactful with your reply and I want to echo your sentiment. I couldn't have put it better myself.




And okay, since Ape's got the tearful avatar going on, I've GOT HIDDEN LOVE FOR YOU APE BABY!!!! Don't cry! *hugs* And my love for you isn't even hidden in yak shit. It's hidden in lavendar fields under lovely blue skies. :)

:cry: That was so... sweet.

[outcast]

Wiki, sorry if that sounded like an attack-- it really wasn't meant to be. I really do respect your spiritual perspective. I guess I was just starved for a debate, and was overzealous in my response as a result. Anyway, sorry about that :blush: ...


I know you weren't responding to other people with this, but I saw it after my previous post (the Eileen response). Anyway, even if I am butting into your post here, I just wanted to say thanks for clarifying that it wasn't meant to be an attack. Alot of times I don't bring up my faith on this forum b/c I know others are not going to want to hear about it and I do not want to force it down someone's throat so to speak. But, I respect your opinion in both posts, even if I don't personally agree with you b/c of my experiences. Thank you for being transparent here and apologizing and if no one else says it, I wanted to let you know that I appreciated it alot. :hug:

[outcast]

:blush: Thanks

Right back atcha! :wub:

:banana: :blush:

[Eileen]

I think English teachers are hot.

very wise, grasshoppa.

[KuJo]

I think English teachers are hot.

my english teacher looks like shes from star trek. not even close to joking. ive been contemplating giving her a communicator for laughs.

[outcast]

my english teacher looks like shes from star trek. not even close to joking. ive been contemplating giving her a communicator for laughs.


:huh: Which character? Humanoid or otherwise?

[Edmond Zedo]

To Hell with them! Wait, I had a decent one in high school, but he was a guy. A guy English teacher is like...I'm to tired to invent a simile.

[Eileen]

To Hell with them! Wait, I had a decent one in high school, but he was a guy. A guy English teacher is like...I'm to tired to invent a simile.

In retrospect, I realize that my tenth grade English teacher was really quite good (she was a little old lady), but my only amazing English teacher was a guy. And when I was eighteen, I felt like this: :wub:

[outcast]

I had an awesome English teacher in high school. She really instilled a love for literature and writing and she taught grammar properly also. I never had crushes on my high school teachers. Professors on the other hand...

[last_caress]

In retrospect, I realize that my tenth grade English teacher was really quite good (she was a little old lady), but my only amazing English teacher was a guy. And when I was eighteen, I felt like this: :wub:

So is it legal for a teacher to hit it if you're legal?

[Eileen]

So is it legal for a teacher to hit it if you're legal?

Uh, no.

In fact, when I was twenty-two and teaching a senior English class in which I had a twenty-one year-old student, it would have still been illegal, I'm pretty sure.

I think you have to wait two years before you can date former students, too.

[songbird36]

Uh, no.

In fact, when I was twenty-two and teaching a senior English class in which I had a twenty-one year-old student, it would have still been illegal, I'm pretty sure.

I think you have to wait two years before you can date former students, too.

It's not illegal here, but it's grounds for de-registration. legal age=16

[meshou]

To Hell with them! Wait, I had a decent one in high school, but he was a guy. A guy English teacher is like...I'm to tired to invent a simile.A guy english Teacher is like Mr. Wheeler, who, when I first saw him, was talking to a girlfriend and boyfriend getting into a van for a school nature hike. One of his dogs, Chocolate, was also being loaded into the van.

"Nooooo, I'm sitting next to chocolate. HE likes to cuddle." she said, and slammed the door to the van, leaving Cory slack-jawed and frustrated.

"Hey, man, you know what that means."

"Whut?"

"She likes it DOGGY STYLE."

I stood with my mouth hanging open and, being 14, fat and a fundie at the time, attempted to intill guilt into him by boring shame into the back of his head with my piggy little eyes.

I would find out the man was pretty much a walking leer, down to the leisure suits, perm-like hair, and that, as a fact, he'd light up with graduated students.

He taught me how to write. Man was awesome.

[KuJo]

:huh: Which character? Humanoid or otherwise?

she could have literally walked right onto the set with jean-luc and #2 and fit right in.

[outcast]

Yeah. The communicator is a good choice then.

[CoHo]

In fact, when I was twenty-two and teaching a senior English class in which I had a twenty-one year-old student, it would have still been illegal, I'm pretty sure.


That can't be right... I mean, you could get fired sure, but they can't throw you in the slammer for bed-wrestlin' a 21 year old.

[Edmond Zedo]

I think my English GTA is a couple/few years younger than me. Not that I really want to hit that. Maybe if she were NF or something.

[last_caress]

My 11th grade english teacher was a little older, but she wore black glasses, had nice legs and wore skirts and black nylons a lot.
Fodder for many a teenage fantasy.
She admitted once that she had a crush on a student, but we never found out who it was.

I shit you not, she stopped in the middle of a class of about 15 kids one time, stared me straight in the face and said 'you have the most beautiful eyes.'
Talk about surreal and awkward.

[Eileen]

That can't be right... I mean, you could get fired sure, but they can't throw you in the slammer for bed-wrestlin' a 21 year old.

Yeah, okay, you're right; I wasn't thinking. But rest assured, I could be fired.

[KuJo]

I shit you not, she stopped in the middle of a class of about 15 kids one time, stared me straight in the face and said 'you have the most beautiful eyes.'
Talk about surreal and awkward.

I kid you not, the star trek teacher told my friend he could have some sherbert if he would be quiet for the rest of class(we were working on a paper), then later she asked him if he would share a spoon, he said "no", she walked off annoyed to the office to get a spoon and came back and sat down next to him and they ate sherbert together while everyone watched.

what the fuck.

[songbird36]

OK..maybe I do have a crush.

Guesses? Let's see how well y'all know me.

[Edmond Zedo]

*barf*

[Melody]

"I've got no right to lay claim to her frame...
She's not my possession...
You cuuuuuuUNT!
GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF MY WOMAN, MOTHERFUCKERRRRR!" --The Darknesswell, i look to the future http://forums.intpcentral.com/images/smilies/tongue10.gif *runs away*



this was beautiful.

( I like art too, so you are in luck )affirmation from person of affection: i can fly, weeee!!; oh yea, and priceless



I shit you not, she stopped in the middle of a class of about 15 kids one time, stared me straight in the face and said 'you have the most beautiful eyes.'
Talk about surreal and awkward.d'oh. maybe u coulda... ya never know w/ these things -.-


i wouldnt mind one of my college english professors... i think it was the 'older woman' thing. she was quite the intellectual [prolly eNtJ.] in my mind i wanted to hear her philosophies a couple minutes then shut her up with a treat :D

[dubbeltop]

Omg pervert central is just a click away. I only love myself and the daughter of my upper class neighbours. She mad as hell but i like mad so...thats my view

[last_caress]

d'oh. maybe u coulda... ya never know w/ these things -.-

Hah, I was a soooooper nerd then instead of just soooper like now. I didn't get any action til I was out of COLLEGE, and that was only because the girl hit on me.


i wouldnt mind one of my college english professors... i think it was the 'older woman' thing again. she was quite the intellectual [prolly eNtJ.] in my mind i wanted to hear her philosophies a couple minutes then shut her up with a treat :D

You should have said, "I need some help studying my anatomy..."

Again, super dork that I am I should have used the art angle in college to get chicks to pose for me, but I just skateboarded and wacked it instead. To this day I still haven't tried the art approach.
I know it would work, but it feels cheap and anyway...

My best one IMO was when I asked this chick if she wanted to come over and drink 40's on my porch.

[songbird36]

*barf*

Don't worry it's not you :)

[Nemesis]

I have a hidden love for meshou.

[KuJo]

me shoe's size 13.

[meshou]

I think I can safely say my love for most people on this forum is hidden.

You're neat people. I love the phlematics (Lee, Seritonin, Kuranes, Madrigal, Waxwing et all) for qualities I envy.

I like others (Hustler, Zedo, Prettygal, etc) for having pretty, sharp, dancy edges.

Some of the kiddies are awfully cute. Some are fun to spar with. Even the absolute idiots give me a place to spend my boundless, boundless rage. :D

[s0978]

hey, this place has become INcesTuous People Central

[MySavior]

I professed my love for the triad of the femme many many moons ago.

Have you forgotten?

Hopefully the fair, umm, maidens, still know of the place they have in my heart.

[meshou]

I professed my love for the triad of the femme many many moons ago.

Have you forgotten?

Hopefully the fair, umm, maidens, still know of the place they have in my heart.*narrows eyes* I remember IT WASN'T ME. :threat:

[eyebyte_atWork]

I think I can safely say my love for most people on this forum is hidden.

You're neat people. I love the phlematics (Lee, Seritonin, Kuranes, Madrigal, Waxwing et all) for qualities I envy.

I like others (Hustler, Zedo, Prettygal, etc) for having pretty, sharp, dancy edges.

Some of the kiddies are awfully cute. Some are fun to spar with. Even the absolute idiots give me a place to spend my boundless, boundless rage. :D

Shit - another list I am not on.