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Groty
17 Nov 2004, 07:56 PM
01. Talk about huge breasts!

02. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

03. It's Cool Whip time!

04. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

05 Whew, that's one terrific spread!

06. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

07. Are you ready for seconds yet?

08. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

09. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you stick it in? .

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?

mgb
17 Nov 2004, 08:32 PM
Are you sure you only say this stuff at Thanksgiving?

Groty
17 Nov 2004, 08:35 PM
Nah.. Title of the Email... Just left it there.

SheepDog
17 Nov 2004, 08:36 PM
Every time someone calls it "Turkey Day", I want to reply "Well, then, don't ever name a day after me!"

booyalab
17 Nov 2004, 08:56 PM
08. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?


this one's my favorite

Division56
17 Nov 2004, 09:02 PM
20. I'm so lucky to have my family.

booyalab
17 Nov 2004, 09:09 PM
20. I'm so lucky to have my family.

lmao

Groty
17 Nov 2004, 09:11 PM
20. I'm so lucky to have my family.
I love it. I always try to finish my meal quickly, before the stabs and fighting erupts. In the last ten years, I don't think my family has made it through T-Giving or Christmas dinner without someone getting pissed off and leaving the table in a explosion of cranberrie sauce.

mgb
17 Nov 2004, 09:33 PM
Single tear....

lauriep
18 Nov 2004, 02:40 AM
I love it. I always try to finish my meal quickly, before the stabs and fighting erupts. In the last ten years, I don't think my family has made it through T-Giving or Christmas dinner without someone getting pissed off and leaving the table in a explosion of cranberrie sauce.I find holiday meals go so much more smoothly if I'm not there.

Division56
18 Nov 2004, 03:03 AM
I find holiday meals go so much more smoothly if I'm not there.


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