OK, one last one for the guys

[KentOhio]

Does your penis point to the left, the right, or exactly to the middle? This is just to comfirm something unusual which I read... I'll tell you what it was once some results are in. Sorry to keep you in suspense (LOL not really... I like suspense.)

[crule81]

It points to the middle, but it always likes to hang to the left.

[mgb]

It points to the middle, but it always likes to hang to the left.

same

[Division56]

It points to the middle, but it always likes to hang to the left.


Same.


And I nominate KentOhio as the board's most obvious closet case.

[Utopmk]

Same.


And I nominate KentOhio as the board's most obvious closet case.


lol

middle.

[Sackanaka]

That, and directions tend not to be on a single plane; you know, x & y coordinates, sometimes z if you're talented or in the wrong poll. Not that I'm interested to know either way.

[Groty]

Middle normally. If it falls in a direction, it's usually to the right.

[cloakable]

Freud would have a field day with this thread.

[synchronous]

(unzips pants, checks below to see what side it points) - oops nothing there.... lol. You don't mind if I hang out a bit here and lurk. ;)

[cjs55]

Straight ahead I think, but curves downward a little.

[Boneca]

Most hilarious thread I've read in a long time...:lol:

[Zero Angel]

Up happppy

[KentOhio]

And I nominate KentOhio as the board's most obvious closet case.

The fact that you question my sexuality means you must be unsure about your own. That's right, I'm calling you out as a closet heterosexual. Uh huh. Come to think of it, who's the moderator always talking about Shaytana's a$$ and how hot Vagabond is?

[KentOhio]

Ok, here's what I wanted to find out. That 1.2% to the right didn't look right, and I guess it's not. The following is supposed to be the official stats:

Looking down from above:

% of penises

Curve/bend/lean left 13.6

Straight 85.2

Curve/bend/lean right 1.2


Looking from the side:

% of penises

Curve upwards 22.2

Straight 63.0

Curve downwards 14.8

[Division56]

The fact that you question my sexuality means you must be unsure about your own. That's right, I'm calling you out as a closet heterosexual. Uh huh. Come to think of it, who's the moderator always talking about Shaytana's a$$ and how hot Vagabond is?


I was just notating your obsession with male genitals.

*shrug*

And you really do seem like a closet case.

[Sackanaka]

And you really do seem like a closet case.

I would've emphasized "do" normally, but that seems to be even funnier.
--NOT TAKING SIDES DON'T DRAG ME INTO THIS--

[Postblank]

Left, depending on how flacid it is.

[jimkopelli]

Center and up.
Still don't get why.

[ohnoaninfp]

Man. You really like to talk about penises, dot you Kent? I think you should have added I,m a girl who is curiious to the poll.

[KentOhio]

Man. You really like to talk about penises, dot you Kent?

Lol, you must like talking about them too.

[SheepDog]

I wonder if the left/right stats have anything to do with right/left HANDedness...

[Chill]

I predict the next penis thread will be one about what names we give it.

[Sackanaka]

Is that your Nness or Pness at work?

[ohnoaninfp]

Lol, you must like talking about them too.

Dirty Little toad. ;P

[KentOhio]

My Pness made me start this thread.

[ohnoaninfp]

Right............... Shall I start the thread on what you guys name your equipment? By the way why in the hell do you name them. It's just a little wierd.

[Chill]

Right............... Shall I start the thread on what you guys name your equipment? By the way why in the hell do you name them. It's just a little wierd.

Because sometimes I swear, he's got a mind of his own. :D

[ohnoaninfp]

huh?

[evil kitten]

you should have added no where! to you poll aswell as I am a girl that just wants to know. ;)

[garak]

Left! Left! Left!

[PsiKik]

Imagine a new thread along the lines of 'what we look like' in introductions. For those who dare.

Right handed - points left
Left handed - Points right.
Could the larger number of right handers in the population be the reason for the larger percentage of left pointedness? I think so.

[soxislife]

left, just like my politics!

[kwis]

Curves down. I read that there are different muscles in each quarter of the penis or something like that and the direction it points in has to do with which muscle is more developed.

[Imen de Naars]

Left slightly downwards

[Lemon Drop]

Aww isn't that cute how most of you think you have penises. Hahahahahahaha.

[Vagabond]

I was wondering when the next troll would appear.

[jshop]

I just checked now! and it points slightly to the right! I never thought of all this before! WOW! It's also slightly twisted to the right along it's axis.

[Lemon Drop]

I was wondering when the next troll would appear.

Relax I was kidding, I'm sure you have a trophy member.

[Burble]

Center and up.
Still don't get why.

Ditto.

[Burble]

I was wondering when the next troll would appear.

HaaaHaaaHaaa!!! :) Likewise. They just can't help themselves - we are so much fun to poke fun at.

[MasterMerk]

Hey, sweet I'm in the minority.

[Dempsey]

I figured pointing would have something to do with environmental factors.



Middle, where it should be :).

[Winterpark]

Middle, slightly downwards.

[Solar]

Whichever way he feels like pointing that day. I think it might usually be left.