The Story that never Ends.

[Star Cannon]

:-D

Okay, kids. Everyone submits a paragraph... with one line of dialouge. I'll start off and we'll see how far this goes.
(This should be fun.)

BANG! BANG! A man sprints down an alley way; cops pursuing him and shooting. The man is holding a bag full of dangerous weapons. He sees a dead end and pulls out a bazooka, turns around, says: "You won't catch ME alive" and blows the cops to smithereens.

[SheepDog]

Rain begins to fall on the alley. It has a peculiar smell, not like a spring rain, but slightly of sulphur. He looks down into his bag and sees the omenous steam arising from his bag. The container must have ruptured. He begins to run like hell, leaving the bag and the weapons sitting in the alley. His breaths grow shorter, but he continues to run. Run far, far away from the bag.

[Sackanaka]

He lands in a shadowed grassy ditch in a nearby park, only to gasp desparately for air. Realizing he has not much time left, he pulls out his cell phone and makes a call.
"Honey, take the children with you to Canada, at your Aunt's place. Please trust me. Tell the kids I love them, and I love you too." With that, he pulls out another trigger and presses two red buttons simultaneously.

[KentOhio]

The very same hour, his family arrives in Canada, at her aunt's place. They don't say hello; they just rush frantically in and lock the door behind them. Sylvia, the aunt, knows what is happening. "I finished the tunnel last week," she says to them. They hug.

[evil kitten]

They look up. "Oh Fuck!" He yells. A giant Anvil falls on top of them crushing them.

[Star Cannon]

Only under the red anvil was a small pit so the family was safe. The youngest son Brannick, says, "What WAS that?"
And the older sister replies, "Something sinister, no doubt.

[Ckyzxr]

Aunt Zinnia stands up, dusts herself off, and apologizes. "The anvil was for capturing sinister types in the event they showed up here, I accidentally tripped the trigger."

[ApeTheDog]

"An anvil? To trap sinister types? With a trigger positioned right below the light switch?", Laura, the mother of the family, says. "Oh auntie, have you been drinking absynthe again?"

[ohnoaninfp]

"Oh hell yeah!" Auntie replies as she downs another bottle.

[Evil_Turns]

After one second delay the car-bomb went off. Having done this he knew he'd have to run from the authorities till the heat dies down.

[KentOhio]

He runs into a dark, crowded theater, where Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood is playing. He fancies that he is safe; no one can detain 200 people. "Ah Fishsticks!" he shouts. The police have followed him, and he is immediately picked up, being the only man in the audience. They attempt to put the special cuffs on him.

[ApeTheDog]

Their first attempt fails, and as the cops prepare to slip the cuffs on a second time, with all the strength he can still muster, our man pulls his right arm loose and slips on the One Ring. Immediately he disappears into thin air.

As one unexperienced cop shouts "don't panic", and the crowd, going into herdmode, beings to panic wildly and starts a rush for the exits, our hero tries his best to remain standing up.

[DaneCookLuvr]

The man disappeared into the anvil with his family

[MjrMarshmellows]

And they all lived happily ever after!

OR SO THEY THOUGHT...

[MjrMarshmellows]

"their... zzzzzzzzzz zzombies!" he cried. "they must have got in, they must have found a way!"

[joft]

Having teleported inside the anvil with his family, the man swiftly jumps into the pilot seat. Zombie alert alarms are blaring, the man, whose name is Pico, says "Buckle your seatbelts everyone, I'm about to blow the boosters!" At precisely that moment, the actor William H. Macy appears directly in front of our field of view and yells out, "JESUS CHRIST!" - right before being swiftly beheaded by none other than...

[ApeTheDog]

Gerald Vonnegut, a gray 53 year old accountant whose hobbies include: knitting, masturbating to 'Interracial Sluts Monthly' and throwing canned foods at youngsters in the street below his window.

[Wingman]

With the zombie outbreak in progress and the family in the anvil on their way to god knows where, there seemed to be nothing that could save the human race. The only hope for mankind was to form a coalition of super-humans.

[ryan_m_parr]

And so like alpha and omega; the beginning and the last race of human kind was to begin. Cerulean fields of bloodied grass lay before the mighty survivors of Apocalypse.

[Robotron]

A zombie walked to Pico, reciting etymological evidence for the origin of God. He ducked, and falling into a puddle swam to the bottom. Within was all the universe, he chose to continue his adventure of escaping reanimated peril on Zion before the eternally recursive light of YHWH without too much trouble, but he needed some shotgun ammo.