Greek/Roman gods for the present..

[file cabinet]

Greek God of the internet, Wallhack and his power is that he can DDoS any network he chooses.
Greek God of spelling errors, Typos... and his power prevents certain ppl from spelling certain words correctly for their entire life time.

your turn

[knome]

Pronnos, Lord of Voyeurs.

Keygenia, Goddess of Warez

[Sackanaka]

Greek God of Chronic Pleasures, Snoopdoggius and his ability to drop it like it's hot.

[Aryan]

GOD of INTPs ==> Atheios

[jimkopelli]

Anyone remember Eris?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discordianism

[SheepDog]

GOD of INTPs ==> Atheios
:thumbup:

[knome]

oh goddess of the microwave
fling thy devine radiation
that the watery particles
within mine foodstuffs
might shake rapidly
and cooketh my meat from within

[KentOhio]

Motoro, god of cell phones. He drops the calls of those who have not paid him tribute. He also misplaces them for you and drains their batteries. Get on his good side by buying elaborate ring tones.

[KentOhio]

Let's not forget Spamicus, god of spam. He sends plagues of unwanted email to those who offend him.

[HackerX]

God of the Bug, of the segmentation fault... With the power to frustrate and send programmers nuts, extending the life time of all projects... for the "pleasure" of all working on them

[jimkopelli]

Caffino: God of things which help keep you awake, mortal enemy of Morpheus and Somnus. Likes... those beverages. There's a new National Geographic article about caffiene that I found interesting...