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Rhu
16 Oct 2006, 08:28 PM
I can't wait for the day when the police send robotic drones over to my apartment to try to get me to go outside. I'll finally have an excuse to start that doomsday cult I always wanted.



Police want spy planes to fight anti-social behaviour


A police force is considering using unmanned aerial surveillance drones to fly over troubled local council housing estates to help tackle anti-social behaviour in respective areas.

The police force for Merseyside, in western England, has formed a new Anti-Social Behaviour Task Force which will have a budget of one million pounds (1.85 million dollars, 1.5 million euros), and a staff of 137, drawn from both the local police and fire services, The Sunday Telegraph reported.

"It's a cheap way of doing aerial surveillance, it's a cheap way of doing intelligence and evidence gathering. Put over an anti-social behaviour hotspot, it is quite a significant percentage cheaper than the force helicopter," said Superintendent John Myles, the joint-head of the task force.

"There may be some hurdles. The Civil Aviation Authority may say that it is a no-no, but I don't think it is at the moment," he said.

The newspaper reported that police forces in the United States have used similar drones, which cost about 16,000 pounds each, and circle areas at a height of 250 feet (76 metres), flying at about 30 miles (50 kilometres) per hour.


Maybe the English have a different definition of anti-social... But this sounds to me like they are trying to stop kids from mooning eachother in the streets and giving the finger to passing motorists.

Link. (http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/10/15/061015093636.r5gmx8lm.html)

abweichend
24 Oct 2006, 05:35 AM
But mooning is how I greet people. How is that antisocial? :wtf:

LongSilence
24 Oct 2006, 05:39 AM
But mooning is how I greet people. How is that antisocial? :wtf:

I bet people worry what you're going to do when it comes to saying goodbye...

abweichend
24 Oct 2006, 05:48 AM
I bet people worry what you're going to do when it comes to saying goodbye...

It's too obscene to be put into words.

fripping
24 Oct 2006, 05:56 AM
i'm pretty sure in england "antisocial" is just code for "poor". lots of "antisocial behavior" goes on in "antisocial neighborhoods". it's just the poor getting the shaft again- i wouldn't worry your pretty little bulbous head over it

Krill
24 Oct 2006, 06:04 AM
i'm pretty sure in england "antisocial" is just code for "poor". lots of "antisocial behavior" goes on in "antisocial neighborhoods". it's just the poor getting the shaft again- i wouldn't worry your pretty little bulbous head over it

"What's all this then? Empty your pockets!"
*child empties his pockets*
"5-pence?! I'll have you in for anti-social behavior I will."

EDIT: They go for the rich too! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FX_o5Tx0HFk). No one is safe.

Masterofnone
24 Oct 2006, 06:08 AM
They need to worry about the chavs, not anti social people. !!

nobarcode
24 Oct 2006, 06:09 AM
I'm going to invite them (the drones) to dinner. They must be starving.

Krill
24 Oct 2006, 06:10 AM
Found out what they mean by it!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-Social_Behaviour_Order

Ka.avik
24 Oct 2006, 06:25 AM
I pretty much figure the whole thought-police end of "big brother" is going to start in England ... they're much more used to being micromanaged over there.

Rhu: your avatar has a 5'oclock shadow. Maybe he should consider a shave? ... y'know, before he gets called "antisocial looking" :lol:

EDIT: an ASBO was issued to a depressed woman, such that if she attempts suicide again, they're going to lock up in jail for putting the rescue crews at personal risk. Good lord does that convoluted to me. Jail the person for being depressed? Feh.

Stoned_Rider
26 Oct 2006, 12:54 PM
I think the problem of anti-social behaviour in the UK has more to do with alcohol drinking.

http://www.together.gov.uk/article.asp?aid=2180

Rajah
26 Oct 2006, 03:01 PM
I'm hoping to get a position on the Sarcasm Squad. Maybe even the Sneer Brigade.

C.J.Woolf
26 Oct 2006, 03:34 PM
I'm hoping to get a position on the Sarcasm Squad. Maybe even the Sneer Brigade.
I applied for the Derision Division.