War, It's fantastic! (I am probably going to get shot for this) ;)

[ohnoaninfp]

While I was reading the thread about war and religion, I came up with an idea. We could make up stupid reasons why we or anyone else would want to go to war.
Here are some of the real reasons............

Hell yeah! There are plenty of things to kill each other for! Lets see.................

1. money
2. Lust
3. hertitage
4. Ethnitcity..................Shall I continue?
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Now we can just add to the list.

[Vagabond]

It's all about money.

[evil kitten]

5. want to look bad ass

[cloakable]

6. Dayum! All the other guys are doin' it!

[SheepDog]

7. If you're not with us, you're with the terrorists.

[Johnny]

8. Fear

[jimkopelli]

9. Because he/she/they told me to.
10. Nothing better to do.
11. Shits and giggles.
12. He looked at me funny.
13. Don' go talkin' bad 'bout my momma!


(Mr. Predicto told me that this might happen.)

[SheepDog]

13b. He tried to kill my daddy.

[jimkopelli]

14. It'll be good for the economy.

[Nindy]

15. He didn't say hi to me the other night!

[Sackanaka]

16. To spite smelly hippies.
17. To spite a few Republicans.
18. To spite most Democrats.
19. To spite non-Americans. (or non-whatever nation is going to war)
20. To spite the UN.
21. To spite History classes.
22. To spite education in general.
23. To spite morality.
24. Cuz guns go BANG!

[BritainOphira]

25. Because I look so sexie in a military uniform.
26. At least it keeps the deer safe.
27. Nuclear weapons are fun!
28. My white supremacist history teacher will give me an A if I cleanse the gene pool of all undesirables.

[Chill]

29. Because I said so
30. He stepped on my fresh new Pumas!

[SheepDog]

31. They have Weapons of Mass Destruction.

[Chill]

32. They might have Weapons of Mass Destruction. But if they don't they really really want them.

[SheepDog]

33. They don't have the bomb (yet).

[Edmond Zedo]

34. Death wish
35. Blood lust
36. Bored

[Serotonin]

37. Cuz some brat from one tribe stole a crust of bread from another tribe 250 years ago.
38. Leader of struggling third-world country is having erectile problems with each of his 6 wives, and country does not have good relations with Pfizer or Lilly

[Serotonin]

39. "Yvan Eht Nioj". Watched Party Posse music video and had sudden compulsion to join the navy.
40. Entire band Franz Ferdinand shot dead by crazed revolutionary during tour of Serbia (Darts of Pleasure indeed).

[Serotonin]

41. Poland's looking pretty smug and self-satisfied these days....
42. "Like hell them niggers' gonna be free!"
43. The Yellow Peril
44. The Iron Curtain
45. Decided to pre-empt neighbour's policy of pre-emptive strikes

[Network Alchemy]

73. my headphones became extremely loud and a promiscuous woman sounded in them and asked me to perform acts of supreme malefic interest
61. my appreciation for even numbers has betrayed me and there must now be a noneven number of religions

[Vagabond]

46. God told me so.
47. They have to embrace Democracy (or die).

(Hm, Netword Alchemy lost me a bit with the numbers... :huh: )

[jimkopelli]

48. They have to join the glory of Communism! (or die.)
49. Need something to do between wars.
50. Peace is boring, and it makes people soft.

[SheepDog]

51. We still got it.

[Groty]

52. All of my buddies own stock in Lockheed and Halliburton.
53. We have all of these old Viet Nam era bombs still sitting around, use them or lose them.
54. Cause no one can stop us!
55. It's a great distraction.
56. God told Pat Robertson it needed to be done.

[Aryan]

526. Point 427. is wrong

[Almaviva]

57. Paintball isn't a challenge anymore.

[Vagabond]

57. Paintball isn't a challenge anymore. :rofl:

[ohnoaninfp]

46. I like fire.
47. bombing runs are fun
48. oooh what does this (gun) do? Bang! Oh shit!

[ohnoaninfp]

49. Because our Jesus is better than their Jesus.

[melancholeric]

50. Too much weed....
51. ...Or not enough.
52. ummmm.... what was I saying?
53. Oh yeah, I have the munchies and they have extra Pringles cans
54. What? those f***ers eat Pringles? Kill' em!!

[ohnoaninfp]

57. OOOOH Pretty mushroom cloud.
58. We like blowing the shit out of things
59. He humped my car
60.They messed up my numbering system.
61. Because I have fucking PMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
62.They stole our preciousssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dirty stinkin Hobbittsess.

[SheepDog]

63. Nothing to do since I stopped drinking.

[Sackanaka]

64. There's one toilet stall, I gotta take a dump, and that bastard had the nerve to try and go first. :rant:

[SheepDog]

65. And he didn't flush.

[ohnoaninfp]

66. he also pissed all over the seat!
67. They have better food than we do, so we must steal their recipes.
68. They talk funny.
69. They are smarter than us.