Claverhouse
27 Jul 2004, 12:54 AM
Um, the 2004 results are out !
Please don't read if easily offended...
2004 Results (http://www2.sjsu.edu/depts/english/2004.htm)
Her breath came in short, urgent gasps as beads of sweat slowly coalesced and slipped hesitantly over her lightly-tanned skin, leaving glistening trails down a cleavage that was both feminine and primal while her wide eyes betrayed a mind still struggling to accept that her physical ordeal was over and that she had, in fact, caught the bus.
As he pressed his heaving, moist, ineffable manhood closer to her trembling porcelain bosom, Reginal Pompilious-Pomfret, Duke of Sufferingdale, wondered, not for the first time, whether this Lady Ashdown might not, in fact, be his sister, and resolved to confront mater about the subject directly he finished slaking his Jovian lust upon her ladyship.
You may prefer not to think about this one...
Dishonorable Mention
As he entered the room within which so many a wild night of their sweltering love affair had been spent, the White Rabbit regarded her with benevolent eyes, her posture such that he suspected something was wrong, but before he could speak Alice unburied her face from her trembling hands and between her intense sobs he made out the words, "I'm late . . . I'm late."
Claverhouse :ph34r:
A few other links explaining the Awards:
Official Site Bulwer-Lytton Awards (http://www.bulwer-lytton.com/)
List of Books (http://www.brownielocks.com/Murder.html)
Note it has music, older computers beware
Quotes no music (http://www.brownielocks.com/MURDER2.html)
Please don't read if easily offended...
2004 Results (http://www2.sjsu.edu/depts/english/2004.htm)
Her breath came in short, urgent gasps as beads of sweat slowly coalesced and slipped hesitantly over her lightly-tanned skin, leaving glistening trails down a cleavage that was both feminine and primal while her wide eyes betrayed a mind still struggling to accept that her physical ordeal was over and that she had, in fact, caught the bus.
As he pressed his heaving, moist, ineffable manhood closer to her trembling porcelain bosom, Reginal Pompilious-Pomfret, Duke of Sufferingdale, wondered, not for the first time, whether this Lady Ashdown might not, in fact, be his sister, and resolved to confront mater about the subject directly he finished slaking his Jovian lust upon her ladyship.
You may prefer not to think about this one...
Dishonorable Mention
As he entered the room within which so many a wild night of their sweltering love affair had been spent, the White Rabbit regarded her with benevolent eyes, her posture such that he suspected something was wrong, but before he could speak Alice unburied her face from her trembling hands and between her intense sobs he made out the words, "I'm late . . . I'm late."
Claverhouse :ph34r:
A few other links explaining the Awards:
Official Site Bulwer-Lytton Awards (http://www.bulwer-lytton.com/)
List of Books (http://www.brownielocks.com/Murder.html)
Note it has music, older computers beware
Quotes no music (http://www.brownielocks.com/MURDER2.html)