Sexual Innuendo's via User Names

[Dr. Haight]

"Don't make me jump out of my birdnest and go raincrow all over your bergenski."

"Dude, I am a genius in disguise and I will mac your guffin until my exploding candy lands on your kuranes."

"What? There is no way you are doing the earl of burl on me. My english ivy is locked in a filing cabinet so far from you, that you will have to jump noah's fence, navigate dorothy, and dig down to the enigma crypt before you can digest my sickness, you hustler."

"Hustler? All the ladies want to meshou my krill, without so much as a melody. I leave all the wildcats with chared heart's, and a long silence."

"Helios no. Your in leftfield next to the omnirook if you think you can kwis my shum. The only nighthawk you will be get is a ghost girl on planet aeon with earwax that smells like attilla the huns apostasius."

"Shut yo sackanaka. The ladies call my jonny, frippin mr. treat, damn it."

"You will rhu the day when I randominity booyalab your ass into some spacedream."

"Shit. Once I put a little caybo on my spasmfrog, I will park the piccolonamek in the old ptgatsby until I jasz."

"Are you calling me a corporate whore? You're the one swinging your mancroft at sahara, kristian, and shaytana just trying to get your jread."

[MacGuffin]

More! More!

[Madrigal]

Lol, very nice, Dr. :lol:

[NoahFence]

There's a user named "Shit"? I haven't seen them post...

Hehe, most amusing, sirra!

[Exploding Candy]

"Dude, I am a genius in disguise and I will mac your guffin until my exploding candy lands on your kuranes."


You've outdone yourself, Doctor. *golf claps* :lol:

[NoahFence]

The worst part is, I read all that and heard it in Woody Allen's voice :shock:

[raincrow007]

The worst part is, I read all that and heard it in Woody Allen's voice :shock:

Even more tragic -- I've never seen a Woody Allen film. I don't think I could even name one if a pistol were put to my head. :D

[digesthisickness]

anyone who would haight that needs a dr.!

[PiccoloNamek]

Go down to the enigma crypt. :lol:

[placid_panic]

so i think only a couple of those worked. the rest would have done just as well with the word "smurf" substituted.

[cafe]

*wipes tears* Too funny. 'Course, I loved Pooty Tang.

[LongSilence]

Such a pity Shai Gar's no longer around.

[charred_heart]

"You will rhu the day when I randominity booyalab your ass into some spacedream."


that's BAD ASS! :lol:

[Helios]

amazing, this shit needs sent to classics!

[panda]

Go down to the enigma crypt. :lol:
That's my favourite new euphemism.

[Shimpei]

Ahaha! Go on!

[mancroft]

Thank you for sharing this, Dr. Haight. You have found a part missing from the jigsaw of my life.

I now feel a more complete person

[mr. treat]

"kwis my shum" haha, funny! :lol:

[Jasz]

"Don't make me jump out of my birdnest and go raincrow all over your bergenski."

"Dude, I am a genius in disguise and I will mac your guffin until my exploding candy lands on your kuranes."

"What? There is no way you are doing the earl of burl on me. My english ivy is locked in a filing cabinet so far from you, that you will have to jump noah's fence, navigate dorothy, and dig down to the enigma crypt before you can digest my sickness, you hustler."

"Hustler? All the ladies want to meshou my krill, without so much as a melody. I leave all the wildcats with chared heart's, and a long silence."

"Helios no. Your in leftfield next to the omnirook if you think you can kwis my shum. The only nighthawk you will be get is a ghost girl on planet aeon with earwax that smells like attilla the huns apostasius."

"Shut yo sackanaka. The ladies call my jonny, frippin mr. treat, damn it."

"You will rhu the day when I randominity booyalab your ass into some spacedream."

"Shit. Once I put a little caybo on my spasmfrog, I will park the piccolonamek in the old ptgatsby until I jasz."

"Are you calling me a corporate whore? You're the one swinging your mancroft at sahara, kristian, and shaytana just trying to get your jread."

this is great, intpc-flow-of-consciousness!

[Dr. Haight]

"Listen torpedo girl, I heard about you, mr. beef, and get'n dubbletoped last weekend, and I'm not even joking."

"Yo mr. blue, if you think you can igwigie my senseye, then you're a stoned rider."

"Come on carebear, I master merked last night and got psikik on the esteban. Give rajah a little pooja, baby"

"I'm not a pretty girl, so slip gun your dempsey into someone elses xander."

[geniusndisguise]

I know you're dry as the Sahara, but there's no need for any Dr. Haight here. My Mancroft will Jasz your SensEye with Carebearish Umbrosia, and I'm Notevenjoking!

[abweichend]

Bravo! More!

[mancroft]

Even more tragic -- I've never seen a Woody Allen film. I don't think I could even name one if a pistol were put to my head. :D

Sad.

[raincrow007]

Sad.

Hey! Don't make me jump out of my birdsnest and go raincrow all over your bergenski. :nono:





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[CoHo]

This is a job for

Crisis Intervention Team!
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[Stoned_Rider]

With AllThingsConsidered, If you don't Park your domokun I will shum my mancroft and go all demagogic_schizoid on your Jasz like ApeTheDogs in the Sahara. distraction_tactics won't krill it either. So, go on and kwis my joft! *LongSilence*

[BerberElla]

I know you're dry as the Sahara, but there's no need for any Dr. Haight here. My Mancroft will Jasz your SensEye with Carebearish Umbrosia, and I'm Notevenjoking!

I'll have you know that the Sahara has a moist hidden oasis.:P

[Stoned_Rider]

I'll have you know that the Sahara has a moist hidden oasis.:P
THAT's a Touche if I ever saw one! Ouch!! :duel:

:rofl:

[Park]

LOL - doctor dearest, your patient are amused.

[jread]

just trying to get your jread."

I don't get it :huh: