DC Meet-Up Next Weekend

[attila_the_hunny]

The INTJ and I will be in DC next weekend, from Saturday [11th] to Monday [13th]. I want to know if any other members would like to fuck arrange a gathering at some point during those days, since we're coming from allll the way to Tejas. I know there was another potential meet-up thread, but this one actually has a time frame, so it would be more definite.

Date, time, suggestions of venue?

EDIT:

Four Courts (http://www.irishpubarlington.com/) @ 7:30. Which really means around 8pm for the Ps. PM me so I can get an idea of who will be coming.

[MacGuffin]

When do you leave Monday?

Weekends are bad for me.

[Rhu]

Date, time, suggestions of venue?

Don't look at me. I still don't really know my way around and never really have anything scheduled on my weekends.

[attila_the_hunny]

When do you leave Monday?

Weekends are bad for me.

Three-something PM.

[attila_the_hunny]

Don't look at me. I still don't really know my way around and never really have anything scheduled on my weekends.

Bring that ugly bitch with you.

[MacGuffin]

Hmm, I don't know if I can make it.

You all figure it out and I'll see what's up.

[attila_the_hunny]

Hmm, I don't know if I can make it.

You all figure it out and I'll see what's up.

We were thinking Sunday or Saturday evening. I know Sunday/Monday might not be good with some people because of occupations, so Saturday is open. Sunday day he's meeting my 'rents.

[Rhu]

Bring that ugly bitch with you.

Her PDA is chock full of appointments. She'll be a hard one to pin down, but... for the good of the forum, I'll see what I can do!

[Jasz]

how is the four courts in arlington on saturday around happy hour?

[attila_the_hunny]

how is the four courts in arlington on saturday around happy hour?

I don't frequent bars, so tell me, when does happy hour start?

[CoHo]

So what's your location gonna be this time? Olive Garden? Chili's?

[attila_the_hunny]

So what's your location gonna be this time? Olive Garden? Chili's?

Hooters?

[digesthisickness]

Her PDA is chock full of appointments. She'll be a hard one to pin down, but... for the good of the forum, I'll see what I can do!

heaven forbid anyone should doubt your good intentions for the forum. however, if copious amounts of intrusive pics aren't taken and then carelessly shared, you should know that your declared dedication will appear to be a complete lie.

[Rhu]

So what's your location gonna be this time? Olive Garden? Chili's?

Good point. All meetups involving eyebyte have to happen at either a Hooters or a Macaroni Grill. I can imagine him cowering at the thought of broadening his horizons.

[Rhu]

heaven forbid anyone should doubt your good intentions for the forum. however, if copious amounts of intrusive pics aren't taken and then carelessly shared, you should know that your declared dedication will appear to be a complete lie.

Sure, sure. You're coming too, right?

[attila_the_hunny]

Good point. All meetups involving eyebyte have to happen at either a Hooters or a Macaroni Grill. I can imagine him cowering at the thought of broadening his horizons.

Try having sex with him sometime. <_<

[MacGuffin]

Try having sex with him sometime. <_<
Ouch!

[CoHo]

Hooters?

I'd be game just by sheer proximity to the white house (http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=825%207th%20St%20NW%20Washington%2C%20DC%2020001&ie=UTF-8&z=15&ll=38.899784,-77.023301&spn=0.014261,0.043259&om=1&iwloc=addr&oe=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wl)

[digesthisickness]

Sure, sure. You're coming too, right?

i'm not sure. i heard there were going to be copious amounts of intrusive pics taken.

[Rhu]

Try having sex with him sometime. <_<

Bah. I'm not sure I'll be able to manage to drink enough. I mean, I'd try (for the good of the forum), but someone may have to support my drinking financially.

[Rhu]

i'm not sure. i heard there were going to be copious amounts of intrusive pics taken.

Oh... not of you. You will, of course, be afforded some special protection, just as soon as we can draft up the official Special Emergency Constitution of the INTP Congress.

[MacGuffin]

I'd be game just by sheer proximity to the white house (http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=825%207th%20St%20NW%20Washington%2C%20DC%2020001&ie=UTF-8&z=15&ll=38.899784,-77.023301&spn=0.014261,0.043259&om=1&iwloc=addr&oe=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wl)
Well if that's what you all are after:

Willard InterContinental hotel's Round Robin Bar (http://washington.intercontinental.com/washa/dining_03.html). 1401 Pennsylvania Ave.

Plus! History!

Henry Clay introduced the East Coast to the mint julep there, U.S. Grant held meetings in the bar - people waiting to see him in the lobby gave rise to the term "lobbyist", MLK Jr. slept there the night before he gave his "I have a dream" speech, invented the gin rickey there, and more I'm sure.

[digesthisickness]

Oh... not of you. You will, of course, be afforded some special protection, just as soon as we can draft up the official Special Emergency Constitution of the INTP Congress.

you should have known that even if i'd already planned on coming, i'd now pretend that i hadn't just to see that very cool sounding document.

[Madrigal]

*sigh*

I hate meet-up threads.

[MacGuffin]

*sigh*

I hate meet-up threads.
Don't worry. Someday someone will go down to visit you.

[nottaprettygal]

you should have known that even if i'd already planned on coming, i'd now pretend that i hadn't just to see that very cool sounding document.

You should go. We need more ladies there. I don't want to be the only one.

[Rhu]

*sigh*

I hate meet-up threads.

I'm certain that you've got a passport. If-If you really loved us, y-you'd find some clever way to get over here.

You... you still love us, don't you?

:puppy:

[Geoff]

Don't worry. Someday someone will go down to visit you.

Neat euphemism!

[MacGuffin]

Neat euphemism!
;)

[digesthisickness]

You should go. We need more ladies there. I don't want to be the only one.

i'll see what i can do. i have a feeling this is one meetup that i'd definitely regret missing.

[Leftfield]

The INTJ and I will be in DC next weekend, from Saturday [11th] to Monday [13th]. I want to know if any other members would like to fuck arrange a gathering at some point during those days, since we're coming from allll the way to Tejas. I know there was another potential meet-up thread, but this one actually has a time frame, so it would be more definite.

Date, time, suggestions of venue?

Await the Leftfield response again of: Maybe

If I get a sweet offer in the short-term, I could go for an East Coast road trip before it gets both too cold and the day of doom (starting date for work) draws near. Plus a private equity firm is interested in me from Arlington, VA... so maybe I can arrange this meetup around that... no fucking clue!

I actually need to call up Wiki because he mentioned to arrange another; albeit, private meetup with a select few (no, we are not better than you, sorry... we are all equals). Plus, to crash at his place. He is my poker mentor and all, this might result an Atlantic City side trip.

Why even explain any further... I'll put 20 to 1 odds I have just the opportunity to show up.

fucking worthless post ever, sorry.

Leftfield

[Geoff]

Thing it's too far for a night out! :(

[MacGuffin]

Thing it's too far for a night out! :(
Better take the week off then.

[Rhu]

Better take the week off then.

Yeah, I mean, we're even going to have Dorothy flying in all the way from South America, for crying out loud!

[Geoff]

Better take the week off then.

Hmm, so far this year I've had a holiday in Spain, one in Poland, one in Sweden and two in Canada and the US. I think I've run out of time off!

Someone have a quality beer on my behalf... Maybe a gin and tonic.

-Geoff

[Madrigal]

Yeah, I mean, we're even going to have Dorothy flying in all the way from South America, for crying out loud!

Yeah, there should be a tornado coming my way any second now.

[MacGuffin]

Hmm, so far this year I've had a holiday in Spain, one in Poland, one in Sweden and two in Canada and the US. I think I've run out of time off!

Someone have a quality beer on my behalf... Maybe a gin and tonic.

-Geoff
I thought you people on the other side of the pond had like 18 weeks of vacation! You know, being lazy, shiftless, drunks.

I had stopped drinking, but if I go I will down a G&T for sure.

[Geoff]

I thought you people on the other side of the pond had like 18 weeks of vacation! You know, being lazy, shiftless, drunks.

I had stopped drinking, but if I go I will down a G&T for sure.

No, I only get 6 1/2 weeks paid holiday. Have a little heart for an overworked lazy drunk...

Dont forget the twist of lime.

-Geoff

[MacGuffin]

No, I only get 6 1/2 weeks paid holiday. Have a little heart for an overworked lazy drunk...

Dont forget the twist of lime.

-Geoff
I actually put too much lime in sometimes.

6.5 weeks... I dream of that...

[Rhu]

Yeah, there should be a tornado coming my way any second now.

That's the spirit! Given the whole disaster scenario headed your way, taking a spontaneous trip to the US is a capital idea!

If you need a place to stay while in DC, I'm sure we could find accomidations for you somewhere. like nottaprettygal's apartment.

[Leftfield]

Given the whole disaster scenario headed your way, taking a spontaneous trip to the US is a capital idea!

waiting for the Washington Monument in my pants incorporation... when there's a Rhu, there's a way :rolleyes2

[Rajah]

I don't want to meet any of you DC-lovin' bastards anyway.



...



:boohoo:

[nottaprettygal]

Don't forget, MacGuffin:



I'll buy all your drinks*!



*within reason

You better go.

Although I should mention that I'm not sure if I'm going yet. But if I do, I request that we cut out the eating nonsense and just drink.

[Rhu]

waiting for the Washington Monument in my pants incorporation... when there's a Rhu, there's a way :rolleyes2

I'd never be so crude to talk about what business is going on in your trousers, Leftfield. You seem to be doing the job quite well enough on your own, anyway.

Really, the focus here should be less on my corny tactics and more on volunteering more forum members to come from impractical distances to meet up!

[MacGuffin]

Although I should mention that I'm not sure if I'm going yet. But if I do, I request that we cut out the eating nonsense and just drink.
I buy YOUR drinks, not the rest of these shiftless bastards.

I don't know if I can go either, but I agree with that quoted above.

[Rhu]

I don't want to meet any of you DC-lovin' bastards anyway.

Rajah--Dorothy and digesthisickness are already staying on the floor of nottaprettygal's apartment. I'm sending them the directions as we speak. I'm sure you can make it an all-girl slumber party, and I bet attila might even show up there to see that all you lasses are making out okay.

[Geoff]

Communal hangover thread this time, rather than solitary misery. Aha.

Food is good for a party, helps fill gaps (munch munch!).. plus lines the stomach for later debauchery.

[nottaprettygal]

I buy YOUR drinks, not the rest of these shiftless bastards.

Of course. It's silly of you to think that I even care about anyone else besides myself.

[MacGuffin]

Of course. It's silly of you to think that I even care about anyone else besides myself.
Oh yes, my error!

[nottaprettygal]

Rajah--Dorothy and digesthisickness are already staying on the floor of nottaprettygal's apartment.

Actually we're all sleeping together in my bed. It gets cold at night. We need the body heat!

[Leftfield]

I'd never be so crude to talk about what business is going on in your trousers, Leftfield. You seem to be doing the job quite well enough on your own, anyway.

Really, the focus here should be less on my corny tactics and more on volunteering more forum members to come from impractical distances to meet up!

Well shit folks, you have not one, not two, but three smoking hotties via INTPc that are going to be available for an all-night and insane adventure... In one corner we have atilla coming all the way from Dallas, you've seen the pics, now see her in person... and bring your cameras, she isn't as shy as you would think... and in the other corner the hometown hottie N.P.G. and don't let that name fool you folks, we've got pics online to disprove that shit in half a second... and our guest appearance all the way from South America... the one and only, Dorothy, how can you let innocence prevent you from meeting this one, I mean we've got international exposure in the USA capital!

Think of the one of a kind experience you get... to be in the company of like conceptual thinkers... I mean, what can hold you back, a job??? Fuck that shit, you better book your flight to Dulles Airport, book a car through Enterprise because... they'll pick your ass up, that's right, they do just that and charge a low nominal fee as well...

THIS

SHIT

IS

FOR

REAL

BITCHES!

[Rhu]

Actually we're all sleeping together in my bed. It gets cold at night. We need the body heat!

Your generosity is... really touching.

[Hustler]

I regret to inform you that I'll not be in attendance.

[MacGuffin]

I regret to inform you that I'll not be in attendance.
Well, one less person I have to draw a pic of in MS Paint.

[nottaprettygal]

Your generosity is... really touching.

If I'm lucky, yes.

[C.J.Woolf]

Alas, my primary body will be somewhere else and I haven't cloned myself yet, so I (and MacGuffin's own personal salt lick on my head) can't come. Fuck. (Y'all can take that as an imperative if you like.) Do copy me on the pictures. All of them.


Really, the focus here should be less on my corny tactics and more on volunteering more forum members to come from impractical distances to meet up!
Well, I'm doing my part by not coming from a practical distance.

[Madrigal]

If I'm lucky, yes.

I knew that ho Madrigal was up to something.

[Rhu]

I regret to inform you that I'll not be in attendance.

No worries, good buddy. I had a contingency plan, just in case you couldn't make it.

[MacGuffin]

Looks like I'm licking Rhu this time.

[nottaprettygal]

Alas, my primary body will be somewhere else and I haven't cloned myself yet, so I (and MacGuffin's own personal salt lick on my head) can't come. Fuck.


Oooooooh.
:boohoo:

[Hustler]

No worries, good buddy. I had a contingency plan, just in case you couldn't make it.

That onion looks a little too, hmm, friendly.

[Rhu]

Looks like I'm licking Rhu this time.

Prepare for hairballs!

[MacGuffin]

Prepare for hairballs!
I just ordered the medicine from the vet!

[C.J.Woolf]

Definitely take pictures of Mac coughing up hairballs.

[attila_the_hunny]

You should go. We need more ladies there. I don't want to be the only one.

I swear it's not a dick, just a four inch clit!

[NoahFence]

Too far away for us, critters don't travel so good, but if you're driving through NC on your way home, let's do lunch.

[attila_the_hunny]

In one corner we have atilla coming all the way from Dallas, you've seen the pics, now see her in person... and bring your cameras, she isn't as shy as you would think...

Depending on the crowd, probably more shy than you would think. When I first met Nighthawk, I probably didn't say more than three sentences. Took me a long time to warm to his wife, too. The DFW meet-up was different, since I was familiar with 50% of the people there, and raincrow and I hit it off.

[Rhu]

Too far away for us, critters don't travel so good, but if you're driving through NC on your way home, let's do lunch.

Your toddlers have to learn to drink sometime, Noah. What better time than next weekend?

So I have to say--I'm glad you guys will be coming up. We're just a few people short of turning the grinding cogs at the heart of this clockwork city into an idyllic nerd-friendly society the likes of which Gilbert and Lewis only dreamed of.

You should be honored to be volunteering to have a part in that.

:hug:

[NoahFence]

*Beeeep...beeeep...beeeep...beeeep...*

Rhu turn that off and get out of bed already.

[Rhu]

*Beeeep...beeeep...beeeep...beeeep...*

Rhu turn that off and get out of bed already.

It was real, I tell you!

You were there! And Ivy was there! And Dorothy was there! And... oh!

[attila_the_hunny]

Pick a day, cocksuckers. Saturday evening good for most people?

[NoahFence]

It was real, I tell you!

You were there! And Ivy was there! And Dorothy was there! And... oh!

And I'll miss you most of all, Scare-SJ!

[Geoff]

Depending on the crowd, probably more shy than you would think. When I first met Nighthawk, I probably didn't say more than three sentences. Took me a long time to warm to his wife, too. The DFW meet-up was different, since I was familiar with 50% of the people there, and raincrow and I hit it off.

You mean, you are an INTP.

[MacGuffin]

You mean, you are an INTP.
What a bunch of freaks!

[NoahFence]

Seriously, if anyone's travelling I-40 or I-85, you drive right past our house. We're about four-five hours from DC, might make a good pit stop. I know a few places right off the interstate we could hang for a few.

The funny part of all this to me is that on this same weekend, some folks I met online playing NWN are coming up from Georgia and 'Bama for the weekend. Though they do have a tendency to bail at the last moment.

[Jasz]

Pick a day, cocksuckers. Saturday evening good for most people?

yes saturday evening

[MacGuffin]

We're about four-five hours from DC
And you can't make the drive?

:dont:

[NoahFence]

And you can't make the drive?

:dont:

Sure I can. Ivy could too.

Problem is critters...you know, parental responsibility?

[MacGuffin]

Sure I can. Ivy could too.

Problem is critters...you know, parental responsibility?
No grandparents?

We can always entertain them with drinking games!

[Jasz]

No grandparents?

We can always entertain them with drinking games!

what about your clown costume? they would like that!

[MacGuffin]

what about your clown costume? they would like that!
With balloons! They float! And so will all of you!

[NoahFence]

Grandparents yes, and if the meetup were to happen here, that's where they'd go. But Thing 2 in particular is too young for us to get that far away from him. If he had a meltdown and we were five hours away, we'd never get babysitting out of them again.

[NoahFence]

With balloons! They float! And so will all of you!

I prefer the balloons that don't float...

http://www.erowid.org/chemicals/nitrous/images/nitrous_summary1.jpg

[attila_the_hunny]

You mean, you are an INTP.

That doesn't sound NTP, just I.

And Noah, I think all these people live further up north than you, and we're flying. I don't think anyone is passing through.

[NoahFence]

That doesn't sound NTP, just I.

Other I's are better able to fake it.


And Noah, I think all these people live further up North than you, and we're flying. I don't think anyone is passing through.

:2up:

[attila_the_hunny]

:2up:

:wub:

[Geoff]

That doesn't sound NTP, just I.

And Noah, I think all these people live further up north than you, and we're flying. I don't think anyone is passing through.


Nah, it definitely sounded INTP. Other 'I' types behave differently in uncomfortable social situations. For example, INTJ who will often do the bomb drop - you know the comment that causes an implosion of silence.

-Geoff

[attila_the_hunny]

Okay bitches, it's going to be Saturday night.

Next to decide: Time and place.

[nottaprettygal]

Okay bitches, it's going to be Saturday night.

Next to decide: Time and place.

It must be killing Eyebyte to not be making a webpage and planning all of this shit. I do get some happiness from that fact.

[Rhu]

Qualification on place: Must serve alcohol... Or I'll show up drunk!

[attila_the_hunny]

Qualification on place: Must serve alcohol... Or I'll show up drunk!

That's a given, fucktard!

[Rhu]

Well, I saw MacGuffin running around with black X-es on his hands screaming, "Mess with the edge, you get cut!"

So keep an eye out.

...

Or... wait--Are you saying that it's a given that I show up drunk?

So much pressure! I... I'm scared!

[Kstonek]

Sure I can. Ivy could too.

Problem is critters...you know, parental responsibility?

DC isn't too far away I could probably find a nice alley to sleep in for the night... You could bring the kids I'll watch them if you all want... I'm not supposed to drink while I'm at LU anyways... Then again I've never been one for rules...

[attila_the_hunny]

DC isn't too far away I could probably find a nice alley to sleep in for the night... You could bring the kids I'll watch them if you all want... I'm not supposed to drink while I'm at LU anyways... Then again I've never been one for rules...

If you're in Richmond and don't have a car, they have a Chinatown bus that leaves on Broad Street [W, I think] at 7am for $10 or something. Another leaves DC at 9pm.

[MacGuffin]

If you're in Richmond and don't have a car, they have a Chinatown bus that leaves on Broad Street [W, I think] at 7am for $10 or something. Another leaves DC at 9pm.
Those things are dangerous.

Better off driving drunk.

[attila_the_hunny]

Those things are dangerous.

Better off driving drunk.

Since it's not that far away, it's not. I've taken it before. However, having been on one from NYC to RVA, yes, they are dangerous. Broke down twice.

[attila_the_hunny]

Oh well, because eyebyte is so creative, it's Macaroni Grill @ 7:30. The one where people were last time...wherever that was. I'll have the J make the reservations, but we might be running a little late because we're going to be meeting up with my parents as well.

[nottaprettygal]

Oh well, because eyebyte is so creative, it's Macaroni Grill @ 7:30.

Oh hell no.

[airjaw]

I live in the DC area, so I might consider meeting up with you guys...
which Macaroni Grille are you guys meeting at?

I'm just dreading the awkward initial social encounter that is inevitable when you first meet strangers...

[Geoff]

Oh hell no.

It isnt a very appealing name. Is the food better than the name?

[nottaprettygal]

It isnt a very appealing name. Is the food better than the name?

No. Not at all.

I'm not exactly sure why we feel the need to act civilized and sit down for dinner. Clearly, we all just want to drink, and there's no shame in admitting it.

[attila_the_hunny]

Oh hell no.

Then fucking pick a place. And yes, I want to actually do want to eat. And drink.

[stopharian]

What the hell is with all of the INTPs in Washington D.C.?

seems like a strange demographic to me.....It also seems like we have comparably large number of Australians and Moroccans.

Go figure

[Rhu]

What the hell is with all of the INTPs in Washington D.C.?

I'd chalk it up to coincidence.

Or ultra-secure government jobs where one can be lazy and get paid reasonably at the same time.

[stopharian]

I never even knew that anyone of consequence lived in that area of the country(South of New York and east of the Mississippi). I was in Virginia Beach and thats the closest I've ever been.

When is there gonna be a meet up out west....I cant believe we dont represent. If anyone is gonna be in Aspen in the next few months, I'll sure as hell buy you a vodka gimlet or 20.

[Leftfield]

When is there gonna be a meet up out west....I cant believe we dont represent. If anyone is gonna be in Aspen in the next few months, I'll sure as hell buy you a vodka gimlet or 20.

If it does happen, I am down for the West Coast, still haven't been there. I would be more inclined if I... a) have a sustainable job and b) am able to get off of work for a week to travel outside for an excursion.


Oh well, because eyebyte is so creative, it's Macaroni Grill @ 7:30.

Oh man, of all the great restaurants in D.C. you all meet up at a corporate chain??? They might try and kick you out if you aren't paying them enough... those chains are for shit in terms of greed / customer turnover output, but M-Grill is alright; albeit, not real Italian. Good value overall.

If I were attending/planning on going, my second-cousin is a manager of 10-12 private/upscale restaurants out in the D.C. metro. So for the next meetup, I could probably hook some shit up and get to meet him again... he is a cool guy, you would all like him.

[attila_the_hunny]

Oh man, of all the great restaurants in D.C. you all meet up at a corporate chain???


The food is pretty much secondary to experience of meeting people I've been talking to for the past year and a half.

[Leftfield]

The food is pretty much secondary to experience of meeting people I've been talking to for the past year and a half.

Yeah, but also from experience, eating at a place that is going to treat you right (due to worker, owner, manager) is an experience to remember...

It just sucks because I see no one with that avenue (expect possibly me, but I can't show up ATM)...

I like to offer the best available option to people if I can pull it off. It's one of those Midwestern values I have.

Since we are talking about introverts, umm... yeah, not that many connections one would assume.

Have a blast... it is secondary... and the company + booze is primary. :cheers:

[nottaprettygal]

The food is pretty much secondary to experience of meeting people I've been talking to for the past year and a half.

Awww. I think that was the sweetest thing you've ever written. :wub:

[Ivy]

It isnt a very appealing name. Is the food better than the name?

It's a chain Italian place, better than the name and a few steps up from Olive Garden (do you have those on your side of the pond?), but still. What's Eyebyte got against a good old-fashioned drinking establishment??

Wish we could make it. Perhaps another time.

[Geoff]

It's a chain Italian place, better than the name and a few steps up from Olive Garden (do you have those on your side of the pond?), but still. What's Eyebyte got against a good old-fashioned drinking establishment??

Wish we could make it. Perhaps another time.

Nope, no Olive Garden chain over here. At least, not so as I have noticed. However I have eaten in one, due to late night desperation! I think it was in Maine somewhere. Strangely, I havent been to one since ;)

In small town America (and to an extent larger scale America too) I tend to hunt down microbreweries - at least there is a variety of drink, non-homogenised and they usually seem to do pub food (wings and fish&chips end of the market) pretty well!

-Geoff

[Jasz]

Then fucking pick a place. And yes, I want to actually do want to eat. And drink.

let's go to Four Courts then, it is a big bar with a decent food menu and has plenty of space to:

1. serve food to bunch of sober introverts (phase 1), and
2. provide plenty of bar space to hold drunken introverts (phase 2).

it is right at the Courthouse metro stop (5 minute drive from macaroni grill)

[MacGuffin]

let's go to Four Courts then, it is a big bar with a decent food menu and has plenty of space to:

1. serve food to bunch of sober introverts (phase 1), and
2. provide plenty of bar space to hold drunken introverts (phase 2).

it is right at the Courthouse metro stop (5 minute drive from macaroni grill)
That sounds good:

http://www.irishpubarlington.com/

[nottaprettygal]

That sounds good

Ditto.

Uh-oh. The J is going to have to change the plans.

[Jasz]

Ditto.

Uh-oh. The J is going to have to change the plans.

well he still has 5 days, 6 hours and 1 minute to do it (thereabouts)

[Avengardh]

I can safely say, I am never meeting any of you D.C. freaks.

But I like DC, it's not bad ^^.

--There ARE some intps in CO *cough cough*, but we tend to be Mormons or extremely introverted, no, I'm not a Mormon.

[stopharian]

I can safely say, I am never meeting any of you D.C. freaks.

But I like DC, it's not bad ^^.

--There ARE some intps in CO *cough cough*, but we tend to be Mormons or extremely introvertwivesed, no, I'm not a Mormon.


Well.........Im no Mormon, and I'm not extremely introverted, and I'm in Colorado, So I hope my consideration doesnt skew the figures too much..:D but Gezhuntight!! its niced to meet you.......I did notice INT who seems to be very introverted.

We should have a blow out and teach these East coast slobs what it really means to be an INTP and hey....invite the Mormons too...........and all their wives....Lets have a few drinks and some good food and Ill convince youto study architecture and then become a sculptor, and we can all howl at the moon in unison as a celebration of or INTPness.

[attila_the_hunny]

Alright, Four Courts @ 7:30. Which really means around 8pm for the Ps.

Good choice, Jasz.

[Stoned_Rider]

Don't forget to bring your towel!

http://www.denverbouldermusic.com/Resources/towelie.GIF

[MacGuffin]

I was looking at the location, and I thought, "I could walk up there." So I did from Rosslyn up Wilson Blvd.

I have not been inside Four Courts, but I have been to Gua-Rapo on the same block. It is Andean cuisine, mostly tapas (and mojitos!). Though the time I was there, a DJ was upstairs in the lounge so it was a little loud, and probably too trendy for our crowd.

There is also a California Tortilla two doors down from Four Courts, so there is plenty of food choices. There is even a Wendy's across the street if eyebyte can't digest non-chain restaurant food. (Rhodeside Grill (http://www.rhodesidegrill.com/) is also a few blocks down the street, another good bar & grill for drinks and a meal).

The main thing about Wilson Blvd. is that in Arlington it primarily runs east to west. To go west to east you need to be on Clarendon Blvd. So if you are coming from VA towards the city you need to get on Clarendon Blvd.

[attila_the_hunny]

I was looking at the location, and I thought, "I could walk up there." So I did from Rosslyn up Wilson Blvd.

You going to come?

[Rhu]

You going to come?

If he isn't coming, we'll have to find someone else to lick my hair.

[attila_the_hunny]

If he isn't coming, we'll have to find someone else to lick my hair.

I know just the guy. :)

[MacGuffin]

You going to come?
Do I have to wear the t-shirt again?

Well, actually that's the only place I can wear it.

[eyebyte_atWork]

You guys really need to get professional help.



I will be selling professional help by the pint at the meet up.

[nottaprettygal]

You guys really need to get professional help...

Who the fuck are you?

[eyebyte_atWork]

Who the fuck are you?

Shhh... I am not supposed to be here ... she'll find out you know... and then she'll give me the hose again.


My ride is almost over.

It will all be revealed soon.


btw - I am studying twins concerning type theory. One tested INTJ... as I suspected he would. THe other is yet undermined at the time of this writing. More to come.

I live in a freak show

[stopharian]

He is the "Womb Ferret"











Dont forget it!

[eyebyte_atWork]

He is the "Womb Ferret"



Dont forget it!

It is an honorary title... I forget for what.

[eyebyte_atWork]

Do I have to wear the t-shirt again?

Well, actually that's the only place I can wear it.

Yes.

You have to.

You also have to show up.

[jyakulis]

what a coincidence i move into my place in dc nov. 10th. sunday would be better for me.

[eyebyte_atWork]

what a coincidence i move into my place in dc nov. 10th. sunday would be better for me.

Co-ordinate with Attilla.

It is so cool to have an assistant.

[eyebyte_atWork]

Isn't that her line?

IN her dreams

[airjaw]

so this is going down huh? four courts in arlington. i live about 10 min away. hope there's parking around there.

[Avengardh]

Well.........Im no Mormon, and I'm not extremely introverted, and I'm in Colorado, So I hope my consideration doesnt skew the figures too much..:D but Gezhuntight!! its niced to meet you.......I did notice INT who seems to be very introverted.

We should have a blow out and teach these East coast slobs what it really means to be an INTP and hey....invite the Mormons too...........and all their wives....Lets have a few drinks and some good food and Ill convince youto study architecture and then become a sculptor, and we can all howl at the moon in unison as a celebration of or INTPness.

int has duties.

I know another but he lives in Pueblo.

I don't drink.

I've been to Aspen, pretty, the nature, I mean.

[C.J.Woolf]

eyebyte, is a womb ferret related to a crotch weasel?


what a coincidence i move into my place in dc nov. 10th. sunday would be better for me.
Another economic refugee from western Pennsylvania? Judging by the stickers on cars, half the people in northern Virginia went to Penn State and/or are Steelers fans. Welcome!

[Jasz]

i might be late as the lady is also going out this saturday and we cannot find a baby sitter.

either way, i am looking forward to see all you freaks!

atilla, are you bringing your parents?

[attila_the_hunny]

atilla, are you bringing your parents?

I can imagine what a freak show that would be. They always thought I was weird, then thought I was fucked up when I moved to Texas to live with a dude I met on the internet.

They are pretty cool, but I most likely will not.

[Geoff]

I can imagine what a freak show that would be. They always thought I was weird, then thought I was fucked up when I moved to Texas to live with a dude I met on the internet.

They are pretty cool, but I most likely will not.

Mine were cool when I met someone over the internet and moved across the atlantic for them. We ended up in the UK, eventually. Parents can be cooler than you think, sometimes.

Particularly back then when if you said you met someone over the internet, they would say "wtf is that? a dating agency?"

-Geoff

[attila_the_hunny]

Mine were cool when I met someone over the internet and moved across the atlantic for them. We ended up in the UK, eventually. Parents can be cooler than you think, sometimes.

Particularly back then when if you said you met someone over the internet, they would say "wtf is that? a dating agency?"

-Geoff

They are cool for the most part. They didn't have a problem with the internet thing a whole lot, because they both met on the internet through Yahoo. They were more concerned about his age than anything else, and his past [kid, divorced]. "He must be pretty immature to be with a twenty-one year old."

[C.J.Woolf]

"He must be pretty immature to be with a twenty-one year old."
Christ, what a backhanded insult to you.

[attila_the_hunny]

Christ, what a backhanded insult to you.

I heard people get bitchy when they have a herpes outbreak...

[SensEye]

"He must be pretty immature to be with a twenty-one year old."Fortunately, his love of fast food, beer and Hooters puts paid to that notion. ;)

[eyebyte_atWork]

Fortunately, his love of fast food, beer and Hooters puts paid to that notion. ;)

Don;t forget my wicked cool mullet.

[nottaprettygal]

So, uhh...Who's definitely coming to this rockin' party?

[Rhu]

I might be there, if only because of my continual spamming of this thread.

[nottaprettygal]

I might be there, if only because of my continual spamming of this thread.

Wanna get drunk beforehand?

[Rhu]

Wanna get drunk beforehand?

You even have to ask? ;)

[MacGuffin]

I'm gonna go early and do some pre-drinking.

[Jasz]

So, uhh...Who's definitely coming to this rockin' party?

i'm coming but a little later (by 9:30pm i should be there). i'll pass my cell number to the guy in the intp t-shirt in case everyone decides to relocate.

[nottaprettygal]

I'm gonna go early and do some pre-drinking.

Alone? Or are you bringing the wifey?

I'll probably try to be on time, which I guess technically means I'll be early.

[MacGuffin]

Alone? Or are you bringing the wifey?

I'll probably try to be on time, which I guess technically means I'll be early.
I dunno. She was not in town, but may return Saturday.

Still unsure if I am coming though.


P!!!

[nottaprettygal]

I dunno. She was not in town, but may return Saturday.

Still unsure if I am coming though.


P!!!

What!? No. You're coming.

[C.J.Woolf]

MacGuffin will have to lick my head in effigy.

/me whimpers softly.

[MacGuffin]

What!? No. You're coming.
Fuckin' Js.

[NoahFence]

Fuckin' Js.

Oh just quote her a percentage chance over 70 and she'll shut up.

[eyebyte_atWork]

Ok - mofo's

Lets get a tally on who all is coming.


All who are say "EYE" !!!

[nottaprettygal]

Ok - mofo's

Lets get a tally on who all is coming.


All who are say "EYE" !!!

I tried this, idiot. They refuse to conform to our J ways.

[eyebyte_atWork]

I tried this, idiot. They refuse to conform to our J ways.

But you forget - Now it is EYE who is speaking



I'll take the tally tomorrow (Friday) to make any arrangments neccessary.

Or I will get my assistant to do that.

[MacGuffin]

I am going. Unless something happens. You know, terrorist attack, car wreck, house fire, fall asleep on couch.

I'll be there early, pre-drinking at 6:30. And probably eating so I can stare at the others that order food later and make them feel weird.

People can PM me their cell # if they are coming late in the remote chance we actually decide to go somewhere else. NOTE: You will actually have to do this before I leave my house, slackers.

[nottaprettygal]

I am going. Unless something happens. You know, terrorist attack, car wreck, house fire, fall asleep on couch.

I'll be there early, pre-drinking at 6:30. And probably eating so I can stare at the others that order food later and make them feel weird.

Rejoice! Rejoice! Oh man, I guess I should get there early so you can start buying me drinks. I suppose I'll let you off the hook for that hour.

[eyebyte_atWork]

This is gauranteed to be a freak show.

[Oculus Sinister]

ill pack the silencer.

[Rhu]

This is gauranteed to be a freak show.

Nonsense! We are all young and attractive people!

...

Except for you and MacGuffin. ;)

[MacGuffin]

Except for you and MacGuffin. ;)
:vader:

[MacGuffin]

Here is the schedule.

That's right, I said SCHEDULE!

06:30pm - Pre-drinking
07:30pm - Official start time
08:00pm - Actual start time
08:05pm - First socially inappropriate remark
08:06pm - First sexually inappropriate remark
09:00pm - Shots of alcohol are ordered for the designated driver
09:30pm - Challenge to "settle things outside" via Sudoku showdown
10:00pm - Bar cuts off group; threatens legal action
10:30pm - Information about which NFL teams suck is distributed
11:00pm - Transit to Chinatown in D.C.
11:30pm - Firebomb Hooters

[nottaprettygal]

08:05pm - First socially inappropriate remark
08:06pm - First sexually inappropriate remark


But who will be the first to utter such remarks? Well, we know Attila will utter the first sexually inappropriate remark, although six minutes is way too long to wait.

Thank you for this schedule. I do appreciate it.

[raincrow007]

Here is the schedule.

That's right, I said SCHEDULE!

06:30pm - Pre-drinking
07:30pm - Official start time
08:00pm - Actual start time
08:05pm - First socially inappropriate remark
08:06pm - First sexually inappropriate remark
09:00pm - Shots of alcohol are ordered for the designated driver
09:30pm - Challenge to "settle things outside" via Sudoku showdown
10:00pm - Bar cuts off group; threatens legal action
10:30pm - Information about which NFL teams suck is distributed
11:00pm - Transit to Chinatown in D.C.
11:30pm - Firebomb Hooters

What? Where's the scheduled time for when Attila starts licking things off of other people's pants?

Amateur. :rolleyes:

[MacGuffin]

Thank you for this schedule. I do appreciate it.
*NOTE: schedule may deviate at any moment

[MacGuffin]

What? Where's the scheduled time for when Attila starts licking things off of other people's pants?

Amateur. :rolleyes:
That's unscheduled at this moment. Many things are on the list as unscheduled.

[raincrow007]

That's unscheduled at this moment. Many things are on the list as unscheduled.

You should schedule it -- I found it quite enjoyable.

:whistle:

[MacGuffin]

You should schedule it -- I found it quite enjoyable.

:whistle:
I'll put it in for 9:15pm.

Better flex your tongue too attila!

[nottaprettygal]

*NOTE: schedule may deviate at any moment
:o Nooooooooo!

Does this mean that there's an after party back at your place?

[MacGuffin]

:o Nooooooooo!

Does this mean that there's an after party back at your place?
Nooooooo.

[Rhu]

The real question is: Who is going to be responsible for putting up the bail money when we get nailed for marauding? And is there any way that we can get the police to do a group mug shot, for the sake of the forum?

[nottaprettygal]

Nooooooo.

Pfft. That no seemed like a yes in disguise. Sweet.

[MacGuffin]

Pfft. That no seemed like a yes in disguise. Sweet.
My dog will slobber you to death.

[nottaprettygal]

My dog will slobber you to death.

Lock him in a room! Sheesh.

I will be dressed in all black tonight. Don't mistake me for a waitress.

[MacGuffin]

Lock him in a room! Sheesh.

I will be dressed in all black tonight. Don't mistake me for a waitress.
A Goth Hooters. Hmmm...

[digesthisickness]

i can't be there, but i plan on coming soon to see the locals and just hang out. no need for an official 'meet up' to do that.

however, when i do come, i plan on spending the night, so draw straws now to see who the loser will be that gets me.

[airjaw]

oops...
I pulled a classic INTP move and completely forgot about the meetup tonight...
hope it was fun..
i'lltry and make it to the next one.

[Rhu]

oops...
I pulled a classic INTP move and completely forgot about the meetup tonight...
hope it was fun..
i'lltry and make it to the next one.

It was a good time, until we got kicked out of the bar. I'm nowhere near sober enough to give a complete account of the adventure, but suffice it to say, we've got enough photo evidence to blackmail MacGuffin into doing whatever we want.

I'll give further details on the inappropriate comments, explicit photos, girl-girl wrestling and spitting ice into eachothers' mouths, groping, slapping, spanking, and dry humping later.

[Ivy]

Do you mean to tell me it's already over? And it's only 12:30? Dang.

[nottaprettygal]

Oww...My brain.

I think I'm pregnant with Attila's baby.

[nottaprettygal]

Do you mean to tell me it's already over? And it's only 12:30? Dang.

It's MacGuffin's fault! He didn't invite us over for the after-party.

[Ivy]

It's MacGuffin's fault! He didn't invite us over for the after-party.

&lt;_&lt;That ain't cool.

[digesthisickness]

Oww...My brain.

I think I'm pregnant with Attila's baby.

talk about a mindfuck...

[nottaprettygal]

&lt;_&lt;That ain't cool.

He is a jerk. But honestly, I'm not sure how much more of everyone I could take. I need some "me" time. Whatever that means*.

*masturbation

[MacGuffin]

I am done extraverting till the end of the year.

[nottaprettygal]

I am done extraverting till the end of the year.

Ditto. It's overated. But thanks for the drinks and stuff. I 'preciated it. I'm already planning for next year!

[MacGuffin]

Ditto. It's overated. But thanks for the drinks and stuff. I 'preciated it. I'm already planning for next year!
OMG, that is too soon!

And where the hell were eyebyte and attila headed? Their hotel was my way!

[Rhu]

OMG, that is too soon!

And where the hell were eyebyte and attila headed? Their hotel was my way!

My place. They're looking at me hungrily right now.

they ended up having to reverse at the very next stop.

[nottaprettygal]

OMG, that is too soon!

And where the hell were eyebyte and attila headed? Their hotel was my way!

Yeah, uh, they got off at the next station and had to go back one. They said something about not wanting to be around you for a minute longer than they had to.

[MacGuffin]

Yeah, uh, they got off at the next station and had to go back one. They said something about not wanting to be around you for a minute longer than they had to.
Figures.

My animal magnetism makes people do things they regret.

[Deckard]

I don't regret a thing, MacGuffin.

[MacGuffin]

Christ, I am drunk and hungover at the same time.

This sucks!

[Rhu]

Hm. That officially makes a majority of the attendees. I blame everything on the clove cigarettes!

[mr. treat]

was there a... drink of choice?

[Rhu]

MacGuffin made sure that everyone had a carbomb. He was quite insistant on it. He's probably with the IRA.

[Ivy]

I can almost guarantee it wasn't Dirty Vermont Hippies.

I wager Mojitos. (Mostly because I want one myself.)

[Ivy]

What is a carbomb?

[Rhu]

What is a carbomb?

A shot of Baileys dropped in Guiness.

[nottaprettygal]

was there a... drink of choice?

I didn't get a choice. I hate peer pressure.

Attila had a lot of blowjobs. The whipped cream I tasted from the side of her lips was pretty good.

[MacGuffin]

A shot of Baileys dropped in Guiness.
Half Baileys, half Jameson dropped in Guiness.

[Rhu]

Half Baileys, half Jameson dropped in Guiness.

Or dropped on the bar, if you're a clutz!

[Deckard]

I didn't get a choice. I hate peer pressure.

Attila had a lot of blowjobs. The whipped cream I tasted from the side of her lips was pretty good.
...I don't think that was whipped cream.

[MacGuffin]

Or dropped on the bar, if you're a clutz!
True dat.

[nottaprettygal]

Or dropped on the bar, if you're a clutz!

I'm not cool, okay!? Haven't we established my awkwardness by now!? It was slippery!

[Rhu]

I'm not cool, okay!? Haven't we established my awkwardness by now!? It was slippery!

Not only that, I think it had a will of its own. Tricksy little shot glasseses.

[MacGuffin]

I'm not cool, okay!? Haven't we established my awkwardness by now!? It was slippery!
Slippery nipple was another shot.

Nice try.

[MacGuffin]

I have thought up a new rule for meetups.

No tongue touching.

In fact, tongues should remain in mouths at all possible opportunities.

[digesthisickness]

I have thought up a new rule for meetups.

No tongue touching.

In fact, tongues should remain in mouths at all possible opportunities.

i'm afraid that i can't promise to comply, unless i'm given a good reason why i should. if anything, i'm more apt to do the opposite, since it's now become forbidden. so, what is it?

[nottaprettygal]

I have thought up a new rule for meetups.

No tongue touching.

In fact, tongues should remain in mouths at all possible opportunities.

I'm growing a bit tired of your SJ rules.

[MacGuffin]

i'm afraid that i can't promise to comply, unless i'm given a good reason why i should. if anything, i'm more apt to do the opposite, since it's now become forbidden. so, what is it?


I'm growing a bit tired of your SJ rules.

Okay, you two have an exception. Get to it.

[digesthisickness]

Okay, you two have an exception. Get to it.

pfft. like we need your permission.

[Jasz]

It was a good time, until we got kicked out of the bar. I'm nowhere near sober enough to give a complete account of the adventure, but suffice it to say, we've got enough photo evidence to blackmail MacGuffin into doing whatever we want.

I'll give further details on the inappropriate comments, explicit photos, girl-girl wrestling and spitting ice into eachothers' mouths, groping, slapping, spanking, and dry humping later.

this is pretty much what i took away from it

unfortunately i could only join for a while but i got a true slice of intp-ana!

*waiting for the photos*

[C.J.Woolf]

unfortunately i could only join for a while but i got a true slice of intp-ana!
With the font I use, this looks a lot like "intp-anal" at first glance.

/me taps his foot waiting for the pictures.

[MacGuffin]

this is pretty much what i took away from it

unfortunately i could only join for a while but i got a true slice of intp-ana!

*waiting for the photos*
Too bad you got there late and missed the important and deep conversations we had about the nature of the universe before the alcohol kicked in.

[Jasz]

Too bad you got there late and missed the important and deep conversations we had about the nature of the universe before the alcohol kicked in.

good times, good times ..

[nottaprettygal]

/me taps his foot waiting for the pictures.

The pictures are just going to be about 100 shots of my chest.

Caption 1: This is npg's chest after her first drink.
Caption 2: Here is npg's chest with melted ice dripping down it.
Caption 3: Here is Attila groping npg's chest (ow, by the way, she is not a gentle woman)

etc. etc.

[Rhu]

The pictures are just going to be about 100 shots of my chest.

Caption 1: This is npg's chest after her first drink.
Caption 2: Here is npg's chest with melted ice dripping down it.
Caption 3: Here is Attila groping npg's chest (ow, by the way, she is not a gentle woman)

etc. etc.

What better center of attention could we have asked for?

[nottaprettygal]

What better center of attention could we have asked for?

It was the least I could do to deflect any unwanted attention that you all may have otherwise experienced. Honestly, I thought that Attila's chest was going to be out in full force, and my measily pair would be no match for her giant bazongas. She surprised me by keeping them on the shelf. What a disappointment.

[Rhu]

So you completely forgot about how you two just took off your shirts and started slapping eachother with your chests? I know you had a bit to drink, but I don't think I could have ever imagined that!

I think it was right after you two were wrestling on the Metro.

[MacGuffin]

So you completely forgot about how you two just took off your shirts and started slapping eachother with your chests? I know you had a bit to drink, but I don't think I could have ever imagined that!

I think it was right after you two were wrestling on the Metro.
No wonder eyebyte and attila stayed on the train. I knew something was up.

[Rhu]

No wonder eyebyte and attila stayed on the train. I knew something was up.

No, no... You were there too. Right there in the Metro station! Think back, I'm sure you have a vague recollection of it...

[nottaprettygal]

No, no... You were there too. Right there in the Metro station! Think back, I'm sure you have a vague recollection of it...

Stop trying to get people to tell dirty lies!

[MacGuffin]

No, no... You were there too. Right there in the Metro station! Think back, I'm sure you have a vague recollection of it...
Your Honor, I do not recall the events in question. Anything beyond my first drink is just a blank space.

[Rhu]

Stop trying to get people to tell dirty lies!

B-but the clean ones are boring! :cry:


Your Honor, I do not recall the events in question. Anything beyond my first drink is just a blank space.

Well, that's a relief! The chances of anyone remembering me doing anything embarrassing grow slimmer and slimmer!

[MacGuffin]

Well, that's a relief! The chances of anyone remembering me doing anything embarrassing grow slimmer and slimmer!
Mind you I was only told such an event happened:


Except Jasz. He came late and left early.

I think he was a little thrown when Rhu put a bunch of ice down NPG's shirt.

[Jasz]

Except Jasz. He came late and left early.

I think he was a little thrown when Rhu put a bunch of ice down NPG's shirt.

it was quite a display of the playfulness of intp's

[MacGuffin]

LISTEN UP RHU!

You and that crow's plan to give me possible brain damage will not go unpunished.

WATCH YOUR BACK

[Rhu]

LISTEN UP RHU!

You and that crow's plan to give me possible brain damage will not go unpunished.

WATCH YOUR BACK

B-b-but... she assured me that the damage was already done!

[MacGuffin]

B-b-but... she assured me that the damage was already done!
:rolleyes2

That you would be a pawn without knowing the risks...

Guess we know who the brains are now!

[Rhu]

Risks? What risks? I fear you not!

Would you send me into the desolate abyss? I would build a house there from thought alone, and populate it with things of a taste somewhat less bitter than the reality denied me!

Would you destroy all I hold dear? There is little enough of that, and though it might not be rebuilt in a day, I would rebuild that which was lost. Indeed, you would gift me in your wake of destuction with a far loftier goal than anything I posess now!

Though your twisted sight may see the diabolic in the message of the crow, any reprisal would be an act of futility. And so I repeat: I fear you not!

[MacGuffin]

Lobotomy is a sweet revenge.

No reason why I posted that in this thread.

[Rhu]

Seriously. I'm off my rocker enough--me going all Phineas Gage would hardly help anyone's case. It's good that you aren't considering it.

[rivercrow]

Yeah, you got just what you deserved, Mac, and you know it. :nono:

[MacGuffin]

Yeah, you got just what you deserved, Mac, and you know it. :nono:
I deserve wub dammit!

[Ivy]

I deserve wub dammit!

And sammiches.:spam:

[MacGuffin]

Oh yes, sammiches.

[Rhu]

Hey, you got your :wub:. I think the drunken Albanian gave everyone a kiss or two on the cheek, didn't I he?

[MacGuffin]

Hey, you got your :wub:. I think the drunken Albanian gave everyone a kiss or two on the cheek, didn't I he?
I tried to hug eyebyte, and he threw me judo-style to the ground.

[Rhu]

I tried to hug eyebyte, and he threw me judo-style to the ground.

Man. He screwed everything up! Got us kicked out of the bar, threw you on the ground. At least everyone can take solace in the fact that he got slapped more times than anyone could have hope of counting.

[Ivy]

I'm definitely going to the next one if it means I might get thrown Judo-style to the ground.

[rivercrow]

I deserve wub dammit!

You deserve spiders.
http://www.mainepublicradio.org/quest/images/spider.jpg

[MacGuffin]

EW!

[rivercrow]

and more spiders....

http://www.ski.org/Vision/Eyepage/Images/netcastingB.jpg

[rivercrow]

:rofl:
http://www.seenobjects.org/images/mediumlarge/2006-03-25-eight-legs.jpg

[MacGuffin]

When everyone complains I brought back the clown, I will point them to this thread!

[rivercrow]

When everyone complains I brought back the clown, I will point them to this thread!

And I will need to detail your wickedness in the clear, clean air of the forum....

http://www.mrneal.com/photos/wildlife/insects/spiders/images/M0072032.jpg