:pornstar: -- The Thread

[nottaprettygal]

How far off would this be? I'm not going to Vegas in July. I'm not so sure I want any of you geeks breathing too hard on my mojo. It won't be much of a fun trip if I end up getting bent over on the tables.

I'll go to Vegas on a whim. It could be tomorrow for all I care.

What exactly does "bent over on the tables" mean? I'm not sure if we're envisioning the same thing. :pornstar:

[Rajah]

What exactly does "bent over on the tables" mean? I'm not sure if we're envisioning the same thing. :pornstar:Nothing against MacGuffin, but I kinda shuddered when I read this.

[nottaprettygal]

Nothing against MacGuffin, but I kinda shuddered when I read this.

Don't worry, I shuddered a bit when I typed it, and even more when I decided to use that atrocious smiley. It creeps me out.

[Rajah]

Don't worry, I shuddered a bit when I typed it, and even more when I decided to use that atrocious smiley. It creeps me out.I think it's the wink. Yeah, the wink. And the mustache.

[nottaprettygal]

I think it's the wink. Yeah, the wink. And the mustache.

Don't forget about the teeth, haircut and chin! Other than those things, I think it's glorious.

[Rajah]

Don't forget about the teeth, haircut and chin! Other than those things, I think it's glorious.
How about general greasiness? Not to suggest he hadn't showered in a while. More to say he looks like he had been engaging in some active activity and needed another* shower.








*non-golden



Edit - This would be so much more satisfying if MacGuffin were on here now.

[nottaprettygal]

How about general greasiness? Not to suggest he hadn't showered in a while. More to say he looks like he had been engaging in some active activity and needed another* shower.

*non-golden

Yes. The greasiness and general shine of the face are disturbing. I imagine that the picture was taken after a long night of masturbating while simultaneously posting on INTPc.

I also can't tell if he's winking or if he just has some odd facial tic, in which case I would feel bad for mocking it.

This should be it's own thread. I could go on and on.

[Rajah]

This should be it's own thread. I could go on and on.

Now I'm feeling more satisfied.

[Rajah]

I imagine that the picture was taken after a long night of masturbating while simultaneously posting on INTPc.I don't think MacGuffin would do that.











:lol:

[nottaprettygal]

Now I'm feeling more satisfied.

Could you describe your satisfaction in detail?

:pornstar:

[Rajah]

Could you describe your satisfaction in detail?

:pornstar:
Maybe. But I won't.



Hey... you think we should end all, or at least most, of the posts in this thread with this: :pornstar:?


I'll answer myself: No.

[nottaprettygal]

Maybe. But I won't.



Hey... you think we should end all, or at least most, of the posts in this thread with this: :pornstar:?


I'll answer myself: No.

Absolutely not. It's much too precious to just be thrown about. :joft:

[Rajah]

:clown: + :vader: = :pornstar:

[Dempsey]

You've all been put on my shit-list.

[Rajah]

You've all been put on my shit-list.
Oh, your shit list is but one of the many, many shit lists I'm on...

[nottaprettygal]

:clown: + :vader: = :pornstar:

:clown: + :pornstar: reminds me of this porno I saw yesterday in a store called "Fucking Bozos." I wish I could post the dvd cover, but it would be inappropriate on so many levels. Google the title and you'll see what I'm talking about.

:::shudder:::

Now I'm going to sleep to dream about clown sex.

[Rajah]

:clown: + :pornstar: reminds me of this porno I saw yesterday in a store called "Fucking Bozos." I wish I could post the dvd cover, but it would be inappropriate on so many levels. Google the title and you'll see what I'm talking about.

:::shudder:::

Now I'm going to sleep to dream about clown sex.
Dude, I'm sitting beside my mom. She asked my why I burst out laughing. Notta, you made me lie to my mom, b/c how the hell am I going to say "Fucking Bozos" to her?


Also, for some reason, you sharing this story reminded me of a porno I watched years ago, called Mr. Holland's Orgy.


EDIT - OMG, that DVD cover is so fucking scary.

[Dempsey]

Unlike hollywood, the quality of the porn industry hasn't degraded over the years. I mean, you'd think they'd run out of ideas but they never do. I admire that.

[Rajah]

Unlike hollywood, the quality of the porn industry hasn't degraded over the years.
Until now: :pornstar:

[MacGuffin]

Edit - This would be so much more satisfying if MacGuffin were on here now.
:admin:

LOCKED

[C.J.Woolf]

I imagine that the picture was taken after a long night of masturbating while simultaneously posting on INTPc.
Masturbation x 2!

[Rajah]

:admin:

LOCKED
Liar.

:)

[MacGuffin]

I don't deserve this kind of abuse!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=eTZGKcKt74A

(Lou and Eddie interrogate Moe while he's hooked up to a lie detector.)
Eddie: Did you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns?
Moe: No! (piercing buzz) Alright, maybe I did. But I didn't shoot him. (pleasant ding)
Eddie: Checks out. OK, sir, you're free to go.
Moe: Good, 'cause I got a hot date tonight. (buzz) A date. (buzz) Dinner with friends. (buzz) Dinner alone (buzz) Watching TV alone (buzz) All right! I'm gonna sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog. (buzz) .....Sears catalog. (ding) Now would you unhook this already please?! I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment! (buzz)

[Rajah]

Awww. You know it's only b/c of the :wub:.

[C.J.Woolf]

I don't deserve this kind of abuse!
If I didn't know better I'd suspect you protest too much only to make us feel good. :pornstar:





No, not that kind of feel good!

[MacGuffin]

PLACE-HOLDER FOR CLASSIC STATUS

[Kanamori]

You've all been put on my shit-list.

Eh, can I join it?~:winkwinknudgenudge::pornstar: