Bros

[Edmond Zedo]

I've just collected some files from my old pc. Among them, my best comedic work ever. In Creative Writing, my junior year in high school ('96ish), we had two weeks to write a seven scene, one act play. I started writing it at 2AM the day it was due...

[Warrior413]

The new Shakespeare. I wonder what your teacher thought...

[Edmond Zedo]

I think he wrote something about lack of effort, but I'm sure he loved it deep down.

[Edmond Zedo]

These 4teen guys that we're in a real bad play

Edmond Zedo

Creators: in oreder of apeeranse
Jim
Jimmy
James JR
James
James III
Bob
Bobb
Boob
Bob IX
Robert
Rob
Big Bob
Bob!
Dave

Settings: THis plaxe where all these guys are and they talk.

Action
Seen 1: outside of the indoores
Jim
Hey guys where are you Ive been looking and I cant fin'd any1?
Jimmy
Over here, I am I am the only one here
Jim
Well yoo must be talking to me cause im the ONly one here.
Jimmy
shut up stupid ass
jim and Jimmiy are walking and a truck runs over them cause they r lying in the road/its real
dark too

Screen2: James and James Jr are truckin' ass all over.
James and JamesJunior are in a truck and they ran over som e stuf
Jamesjr
oh uh !
JAMES
WHAT
JAMESJR
I THink we ran over some stuff
JAmess:
So what cuz, jimmy & jim will be happy to sey us
James JR
cool then, pops

Scenes three::James 3, Bob, and bobb are truckin' ass in there new mazda miYata
James IIi
This car is cool
Bob
Shut up ABBOTT your car, you rich scum
Bobb
Yeah
Jimes 3rd
Just cuz I got a nice carR yo're putting me down
Bobb
It's 2 smaLL any way s
just abbott then a huge 17 wheeler crashed int o the car cuz james 3st was hiting bobb in the backseeSt and was in the othe r LANE SO THEre all dead.Inclusing the peeple in the truck.

Scene 4 Boob and BOb9 are siting ther wondering where are their Bros.?
boob
WHEr are our bros?
BOB IX
WER "R" our bros?
B OO B
OUt of our 6 bros, i dont no were any are?
Bob 9
Les go COWE TiPing wit robert and rob, our 2 favrite bros. tomor rrow

Scene 5
Robertand Rob are getting drunk on Wind cleaner and wasted their kindof bad off
ROB ERt
OH NO I CANT BRATHE OH no help...help me.
Rob
Hell? HELLo? Robertt.? OH no i ccant breather oh oh ohoh HO HO HO...help...

THey die in the gutter and are Never Found eksept by BIG bob and BOb!

SCHEME SIX big bob and bob! found 2 Guyxz in the gutter
BIgg BOB
Look at the dumb bros in there trash can in thre Gutter!
Bob!
Its our bros!
big bob
OH yes!
BOb!
oh no!! Its our bros but yor happy ill kill you !
BOB! Kills BIG bob.
Seen Seven
Dave iz the kinG of heaven and he is sitting on his clowdd and firing LIGHTNING BOLTS AT EVRY 1 espeCially his former bros, cuz His real name is ROBErt JAMESON and everyone int he world is his bro anyway but
Dave
MY ol' bros are bad!
i Just ma de up that last partion TO MAk IT a bet tt er plaY.

FINs

[Shai Gar]

zedo.


that is seriously sad.

[indie]

Actually, it was 1997.

[Edmond Zedo]

Actually, It was 1995 or 1996. I got a new PC in 1997 and transferred it. Ha!

[Last Song]

I love it. A++.

[Shai Gar]

i wrote a poem in year 8, it was for class. my teacher entered it into a brisbane city competition. i won.

[jimkopelli]

Well... that was... interesting. (read: painful) Did the teacher deserve that?

[crule81]

I found the interplay between Big Bob and Bob! intriguing. The death of Rob and Robert in the gutter brought me to tears. The Bob character, however, was clearly underutilized.