songbird36
27 Dec 2004, 02:08 AM
Someone can sue me for breach of copyright if these aren't original -
Management Consultant jokes -
Q: Did you hear about the management consultant who got knocked out in the boxing ring?
A: He couldn't see outside the square anymore
Q: How many management consultants does it take to slice an apple?
A: One to cut it, and the other 99 to work out the core business
Q: How many MCs does it take to enlarge a photo?
A: One to process it, and the other 99 to see the big picture
Q: Did you hear about the MC who became a steamroller driver?
A: He was trying to create a level playing field
Management Consultant jokes -
Q: Did you hear about the management consultant who got knocked out in the boxing ring?
A: He couldn't see outside the square anymore
Q: How many management consultants does it take to slice an apple?
A: One to cut it, and the other 99 to work out the core business
Q: How many MCs does it take to enlarge a photo?
A: One to process it, and the other 99 to see the big picture
Q: Did you hear about the MC who became a steamroller driver?
A: He was trying to create a level playing field