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songbird36
27 Dec 2004, 02:08 AM
Someone can sue me for breach of copyright if these aren't original -

Management Consultant jokes -

Q: Did you hear about the management consultant who got knocked out in the boxing ring?
A: He couldn't see outside the square anymore

Q: How many management consultants does it take to slice an apple?
A: One to cut it, and the other 99 to work out the core business

Q: How many MCs does it take to enlarge a photo?
A: One to process it, and the other 99 to see the big picture

Q: Did you hear about the MC who became a steamroller driver?
A: He was trying to create a level playing field

QrioCT
2 Jan 2005, 10:21 PM
The sucker gets the ball in a basketball game and instead of giving it to someone who can actually shoot, he shoots it himself and makes the team lose badly.
COACH: Why did you shoot, you fool?
SUCKER: Cuz when I got the ball everyone said, "SHOOT!!"

At a Dance:
GUY: wanna go shake some ass, girl?
GIRL: sure. *grabs the guy and starts shaking him*

On a slow donkey carriage
CUSTOMER: Go faster or I'll whip your ASS!