Ode to an INTP Girl

[joft]

INTP girls rock. i admit this is typist, so i'll allow for the possibility of INTP girls who don't rock, but mine does.

an INTP girl can rival the guy-factor of a male best friend but still be entirely feminine. she will make fun of everyone else with you, and not even let you escape the wit. i believe it is an inborn male trait to fear that women will nag us, but she'll never even come close to that. we think that giving up single life means we'll have to take our R&R time in secret for fear of being caught slacking off. but if you look, you'll see the INTP girl is slacking off too! holy shit, you should just join her.

i don't think this is any secret, but INTP girls are also usually sexually liberated and have libidos like men. having an INTP girl is like having cheat codes to life.

if you can't find yourself an INTP girl, i don't think there's any consolation worth mentioning. maybe try drugs.

here is a poem (albeit one of those cheap ones that doesn't rhyme):

of all the things i've ever imagined,
none of them came close to imagining,
that a girl could be as cool and fun as an INTP girl

i thought it was against the laws of physics or something,
for a girl to not require so much maintenance.
and against the laws of logic to still be so damn pretty

i never thought i'd meet someone with boobies,
who could also beat my ass down in a debate,
unless it was a very smart fat dude

(i admit this is sexist, although i believe the only reason i might have expected this from a guy is because i myself am a guy)

if you've got an INTP girl,
you've got something most men will only ever dream of,
so take good care of her, dumbass

this applies if your girl isn't an INTP as well. remember, there are many people out there who have no valentine today. their lives suck even more than yours! happy valentine's day!

:wub: you've been Fe'd :wub:

[puzzled-observer]

you've sold me

[RottenApple]

you've sold me

Me too ... now where do we find them ?

[outmywindow]

Even though you already have a Valentine (and even though I think the holiday is stupid), I think you're going to be my honorary Valentine for tomorrow, joft.

I'm going to print out your post and make flyers out of it with my phone number on them, then post them all over town.

[MasterMerk]

place-holder for classic status

[nfinityi]

This thread is TEH WUB.

[Jivinjeffjones]

I only know one INTP woman, and I've been avoiding her a bit lately because she was inquiring circuitously what I think of women making the first move. Her friends have also been asking me this lately, after some not-so-subtle conversation-manipulation. She's not my type (physically), but she's a helluva lot of fun. We argue a lot.

[Deckard]

This thread is TEH WUB.
*obligatory retching noises*

[sbw]

remember, there are many people out there who have no valentine today. their lives suck even more than yours! happy valentine's day!

thanks dude *searches in desk drawer for box of bullets*

Scott

[rek]

having an INTP girl is like having cheat codes to life.

Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start!

...damn it still no INTP girlfriend for me <_<

[Wolf]

thanks dude *searches in desk drawer for box of bullets*
I already found mine, loaded some in magazines, the rest of the boxes I tossed in the trunk. I plan to go shooting for Valentine's Day...

So, all this sounds great, but where would I find one that might like me?

[rek]

I already found mine, loaded some in magazines, the rest of the boxes I tossed in the trunk. I plan to go shooting for Valentine's Day...


That's a great 666th post :ph34r:

[sbw]

That's a great 666th post :ph34r:

fuckin a, man *cough* :lol: *cough* :lol:

Scott

[Wolf]

That's a great 666th post :ph34r:
Awesome! I didn't even notice.

[digesthisickness]

awww. this is so sweet. damn, i miss being in love.

[Kimberley6]

Yes, but INTP girls (or at least me) have a hard time finding guys that like her.

[Wolf]

Yes, but INTP girls (or at least me) have a hard time finding guys that like her.
I could see that, but I have a hard time believing that it's that hard for a girl. We introverted guys are much worse off than introverted girls. :sadbanana:

[digesthisickness]

Yes, but INTP girls (or at least me) have a hard time finding guys that like her.

after starting that thread about having no luck with guys, did you ever respond to the posts made in response to your OP?

[Ghost-Girl]

Cute post and poem Joft. If only more men could recognize my awesomeness.


We introverted guys are much worse off than introverted girls. :sadbanana:
You really think so? I'd assume it's about the same.

[Wolf]

You really think so? I'd assume it's about the same.
Males are expected to be extroverted, females are not. Then again, some were willing to approach me, as evidenced by my having gone out with a few.

But now I'm more picky, I once had a rule that I couldn't turn any female down if they asked me out or to do something. This last job totally fried that, since I worked with a female that made unreasonable demands constantly.

[emralida]

I could see that, but I have a hard time believing that it's that hard for a girl. We introverted guys are much worse off than introverted girls. :sadbanana:

I'm not too sure about that.
I'm a girl, and not an unattractive one. Yet, I haven't had a date in years.
Men don't seem to like bright girls very much, and when that bright girl doesn't talk a whole lot..... hrmpf. It feels like men are intimidated by me, and I'm clueless how to make them realize I won't bite.

[themadness]

i suspect i have only met the one INTP girl/woman ...and she is in her 40's. All the rest of the INTP's i have met have been male (all two of them)

find me INTP girls goddamit! :banghead: - my age that is

[RottenApple]

I'm not too sure about that.
I'm a girl, and not an unattractive one. Yet, I haven't had a date in years.
Men don't seem to like bright girls very much, and when that bright girl doesn't talk a whole lot..... hrmpf. It feels like men are intimidated by me, and I'm clueless how to make them realize I won't bite.

I don't buy the whole 'men don't like bright girls' thing.

Intelligence is always up there on the list for most guys ...or at least most of the guys I know.

The girls that have thrown this one at me are usually just insecure and need to feel dominant. I don't like men with those qualities either.

[nittanylion302]

INTJ girls have more of a backbone

[Ferrus]

They really don't stike me as being that different to be honest.

[Schuyler]

I know two INTP girls, and they are both fucking awesome people. They are beyond description ;).

[MacGuffin]

I know two INTP girls, and they are both fucking awesome people.
But they aren't fucking you?

I'm sorry.

[charred_heart]

But they aren't fucking you?

I'm sorry.what the hell?? :rofl:

[MacGuffin]

what the hell?? :rofl:
I suppose he could be referring to himself in the third person.

I just assumed the awesome people they are fucking aren't him.

[digesthisickness]

But they aren't fucking you?

I'm sorry.

no, you aren't. don't lie on valentine's day.

[MacGuffin]

no, you aren't. don't lie on valentine's day.
Why shouldn't I wish happiness for my fellow INTPs?

[Schuyler]

Hahahah, touch&#233;. But yeah, no, I meant fucking as in the adjective, not the verb ;).


Actually, one is fucking an awesome person (well, at least dating them). The other is single (and lurks this forum, actually).

[MacGuffin]

Actually, one is fucking an awesome person (well, at least dating them). The other is single (and lurks this forum, actually).
Go get her then!

[Rajah]

Me too ... now where do we find them ?www.intpcentral.com <_<

[Schuyler]

Go get her then!

;)

[Wolf]

www.intpcentral.com (http://www.intpcentral.com) <_<
Sadly, none are local to go hang out with...

[digesthisickness]

Why shouldn't I wish happiness for my fellow INTPs?

oh, you should! i'm just skeptical. :thelook:



(also, i'm bitter today...have pity on me, damnit! :()

[MacGuffin]

oh, you should! i'm just skeptical. :thelook:
Well I do.


(also, i'm bitter today...have pity on me, damnit! :()
This day is a marketing ploy, ignore it. I do. Or try, if it wasn't for other people.

[digesthisickness]

This day is a marketing ploy, ignore it. I do. Or try, if it wasn't for other people.

mkay. i'll try. :)

[joft]

i woke up this morning and realized that i might have placed too much emphasis on how cool INTP girls are. but that is far from the only thing they have going for them. they lack all of the things that men find undesirable in women. they are pretty much flawless, basically.

in fact, some have contended that they are really mythical creatures, a perfect mate dreamed up by mournful men. if that's true, then to find one is the most fabulous type of schizophrenia, from which one should never be cured.

also, if you're a girl and not an INTP; take heart, your familiarity with INTP girls (by being on this forum) qualifies you to at least try to emulate them as much as possible. ignore everything you read about "pleasing your man" in those magazines, there are too many non-INTP girls involved in coming up with those ideas and they're almost always silly. just make an INTP girl your role-model and you'll do far, far better.

[Ivy]

(does honorary count?):puppy:

[digesthisickness]

also, if you're a girl and not an INTP; take heart, your familiarity with INTP girls (by being on this forum) qualifies you to at least try to emulate them as much as possible. ignore everything you read about "pleasing your man" in those magazines, there are too many non-INTP girls involved in coming up with those ideas and they're almost always silly. just make an INTP girl your role-model and you'll do far, far better.

no offense, joft, as i know you're right about much of what you're saying (intp girls are amazing), but acting like someone else would feel fake, and i can't do that. if a guy only likes me because i'm acting like someone i'm not, then it wouldn't be real. it would feel empty.

true, this dooms me in many ways as far as finding someone who would appreciate me, but that's better than false love.

i'm glad for you and her. i really am.

[Wolf]

no offense, joft, as i know you're right about much of what you're saying (intp girls are amazing), but acting like someone else would feel fake, and i can't do that. if a guy doesn't like me for who i am, then it wouldn't be real. it would feel empty.
I feel the same way about it. I've tried it, and it just doesn't work.

[cafe]

I'm doing fine, despite my disadvantage of type. :smooch:

But it so rocks that you're happy. :banana:

<<-- Is a hopeless romantic NF and loves to see True Love in all of it's forms. :wub:

[joft]

whoa whoa, it's just some friendly advice, which happens to be the best advice ever. but you're welcome to ignore it, of course!

[Pooja]

:blush:

aww.












wait... :joft: , did you just start this thread b/c you wanted me to bake those brownies for you?

[joft]

INTP girls can also see through any of your schemes to find your real motives.

if you think that's a bad thing, that's because you don't realize just how sweet INTP girls are, because discovering your true motives doesn't mean they'll deny them. ( :ph34r: )

[cafe]

whoa whoa, it's just some friendly advice, which happens to be the best advice ever. but you're welcome to ignore it, of course!
S'okay. He's a big softie who likes sitting in the tub with me talking politics and letting me wash his hair, then get out of the tub and jump his bones (tub's too little). I do have kind of a clue what he likes by now.

But this is a very nice Valentine's thread. :wub:

[digesthisickness]

S'okay. He's a big softie who likes sitting in the tub with me talking politics and letting me wash his hair, then get out of the tub and jump his bones (tub's too little). I do have kind of a clue what he likes by now.

But this is a very nice Valentine's thread. :wub:

it really is so sweet, isn't it?

so sweet, actually, that this entire thread (including your part in it) is making me too sad. i think i'll avoid it the rest of the day.

[faith]

I love your poem. I love your romantic streak. I love INTP girls. I love it that you and Pooja are so awesome together. I love it that you wrote her a poem.

I was already a puddle of mush, but now I'm pretty much useless.



:wub: (loving the V-day more and more) :wub:

[rek]

INTP girls can also see through any of your schemes to find your real motives.

I think that's what I need. It seems like a bad idea at first but it'd be challenging and keep me interested. If I've ever met any girls who had this quality they were obviously too shy to show it.

I thought I had a girl like that once and it was great! Then I realized it wasn't that she was smart enough to see through me, she was actually just so dumb she never had any idea what was going on. She would just say whatever she wanted and what she wanted just happened to align with what I wanted.

This thread is making me sad...

[MasterMerk]

I love your poem. I love your romantic streak. I love INTP girls. I love it that you and Pooja are so awesome together. I love it that you wrote her a poem.

I was already a puddle of mush, but now I'm pretty much useless.



:wub: (loving the V-day more and more) :wub:

I love how the word love has lost all meaning.

[faith]

I love how the word love has lost all meaning.

:P

... and I love 'Merk cause he's prickley and silly and full of gooey caramel inside.

[digesthisickness]

I love how the word love has lost all meaning.

it hasn't to everyone, obviously, but it's more like it's gained meanings rather than lost them. "i love cheeseburgers!" "i love when people make them for me without spitting in them!"

and, in so doing, i agree with you. it's definitely weakened the term, it's made me skeptical as hell when someone says it to me.

and, why, for me, i rarely say it, and pay much more attention to someone's actions rather than their words.

[C.J.Woolf]

joft, as I started to read the OP I was preparing to mercilessly mock you. (Coming from a hardcore romantic like myself, that's saying something.) But the joyous dorkiness of your poem killed me, so now I say...

Five stars! And Classic.

[nottaprettygal]

I liked the part about the boobies. I think it brought a great deal of emotional depth to the poem.

[Wolf]

I liked the part about the boobies. I think it brought a great deal of emotional depth to the poem.
:lol:

[Jivinjeffjones]

ignore everything you read about "pleasing your man" in those magazines, there are too many non-INTP girls involved in coming up with those ideas and they're almost always silly.

You read them? I bet you tell the checkout ladies you're only buying them to look at the pictures, right?

[Tayshaun]

awww. this is so sweet. damn, i miss being in love.


Yes, but INTP girls (or at least me) have a hard time finding guys that like her.


Cute post and poem Joft. If only more men should recognize my awesomeness.


(does honorary count?):puppy:


I'm doing fine, despite my disadvantage of type. :smooch:

But it so rocks that you're happy. :banana:

(avatar)<<-- Is a hopeless romantic NF and loves to see True Love in all of it's forms. :wub:


:blush:

aww.

wait... :joft: , did you just start this thread b/c you wanted me to bake those brownies for you?


I love your poem. I love your romantic streak. I love INTP girls. I love it that you and Pooja are so awesome together. I love it that you wrote her a poem. (Any confession to make faith? are you lonely?)

I was already a puddle of mush, but now I'm pretty much useless.

:wub: (loving the V-day more and more) :wub:


I liked the part about the boobies. I think it brought a great deal of emotional depth to the poem.

Recap:
joft, you a playa! :theclap:

"love" and "like" appear 10 times just above!

[naruto littles helpers.jpeg]

the only girl i was ever truly interested in (in the sense that i could have married her) happened to be an intp, or perhaps inxp to be precise. she was never insulted by anything i did or said, which should be the case since i'm rarely ever trying to be insulting, and was just generally calm and aloof. not sure how that would have worked out in the long-term, but i do still have fond memories of her.

[Schuyler]

Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start!

...damn it still no INTP girlfriend for me <_<



You're a part time lover and a full time friend
The monkey on you're back is the latest trend
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you

I kiss you on the brain in the shadow of a train
I kiss you all starry eyed, my body's swinging from side to side
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you

Here is the church and here is the steeple
We sure are cute for two ugly people
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you

The pebbles forgive me, the trees forgive me
So why can't, you forgive me?
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you

I will find my nitch in your car
With my mp3 DVD rumple-packed guitar
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you

Up up down down left right left right B A start
Just because we use cheats doesn't mean we're not smart
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you

You are always trying to keep it real
I'm in love with how you feel
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you

We both have shiny happy fits of rage
You want more fans, I want more stage
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you

Don Quixote was a steel driving man
My name is Adam I'm your biggest fan
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you

Squinched up your face and did a dance
You shook a little turd out of the bottom of your pants
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you

[C.J.Woolf]

:rofl:

I'm ready to move this to Classics right now. Who's with me?

[Rhu]

:rofl:

I'm ready to move this to Classics right now. Who's with me?

I'm calling personal bias on this one!

That is, if this "Mrs. Woolf" really exists. <_<

[farfegnugen]

You're a part time lover and a full time friend
The monkey on you're back is the latest trend
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you

I kiss you on the brain in the shadow of a train
I kiss you all starry eyed, my body's swinging from side to side
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you

Here is the church and here is the steeple
We sure are cute for two ugly people
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you

The pebbles forgive me, the trees forgive me
So why can't, you forgive me?
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you

I will find my nitch in your car
With my mp3 DVD rumple-packed guitar
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you

Up up down down left right left right B A start
Just because we use cheats doesn't mean we're not smart
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you

You are always trying to keep it real
I'm in love with how you feel
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you

We both have shiny happy fits of rage
You want more fans, I want more stage
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you

Don Quixote was a steel driving man
My name is Adam I'm your biggest fan
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you

Squinched up your face and did a dance
You shook a little turd out of the bottom of your pants
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you

this is such an awful song, but i'm just so happy about the fact that you know it exists that i can forgive you for posting it

[Schuyler]

this is such an awful song...

Agreed. :p

[outmywindow]

I feel the same way about it. I've tried it, and it just doesn't work.

So you've tried being a INTP or you've tried being a girl? Or both?

[outmywindow]

Ignoring the potential creepiness and the horribly forced rhyme at the end of the last verse, I'm a very big fan of this song:

There was a time, so bright and gay
It seems like only yesterday
When I held your brain in my arms
Your adrenalin was like wine
Sweet perfume was your endocrine
When I held your brain in my arms

But now your brain is gone and it's left an empty hole
I gaze into your sockets but you're just a hollow skull
I used to love a lotta
Your medulla oblongota
And your basal ganglia
I remember we would stroll along your fissure of Rolando
When I held your brain in my arms

I miss how we would float down your vestibular canal
And how we would go swimming in your pons

The music you would play us
On your locus ceruleus
Still tickles my neurons

Now I'm sorry that I dropped you
That I accidentally plopped you
When I held your brain in my arms
It caused a contusion
When I held your brain in my arms
During "Suddenly Susan"
When I held your brain in my arms

[Toonia]

I don't buy the whole 'men don't like bright girls' thing.

Intelligence is always up there on the list for most guys ...or at least most of the guys I know.

The girls that have thrown this one at me are usually just insecure and need to feel dominant. I don't like men with those qualities either.In support of emarilda, this depends almost completely on environment. Shows like Beauty and the Geek wouldn't exist if intelligence was consistently seen as sexually appealing. Intelligent men have a difficult time, and intelligent women a little more difficult time in many social environments. At least the inverse is true for shyness and/or introvertedness so when paired, both sexes probably stand about an equal chance? The difficulty for women is that if she happens to be with a competitive man, and she is more intelligent than he is, it generally requires either playing dumb, or stroking his ego into the facade of equal intelligence. Both are oppressive and depressing for people.

Anyway, but back on topic... Now i want an INTP woman!!! :sadbanana: (and i don't even care if she's smarter than me) :banana: No really, i'm okay, i'll just dress Martoon up this evening with some tasteful pumps and a teasing little skirt. I'm good. :wub:

[Wolf]

So you've tried being a INTP or you've tried being a girl? Or both?
I mean, changing myself for others. I thought this would be obvious in context.

[outmywindow]

I mean, changing myself for others. I thought this would be obvious in context.

Maybe it was and maybe I just wanted to ask anyway.

[attila_the_hunny]

I the guy-factor of a male best friend but still be entirely feminine.


Under stressful situations that never change, we will nag. Or leave.

Everything else in the OP is true.

[outmywindow]

Under stressful situations that never change, we will nag. Or leave.

Everything else in the OP is true.

Shhhh! You're tarnishing our otherwise pristine image! ;)

[C.J.Woolf]

I'm calling personal bias on this one!

That is, if this "Mrs. Woolf" really exists. <_<
I told ya, she's a busy woman!* You gotta make it worth her while. (You cheap bastard.)






*Busy (adj) Doing stuff other than reading and posting on INTPc. Incredible, but true.

[Ivy]

I told ya, she's a busy woman!* You gotta make it worth her while. (You cheap bastard.)






*Busy (adj) Doing stuff other than reading and posting on INTPc. Incredible, but true.

I don't know. I'm suspicious. Eschewing INTPC? Sounds kind of S to me. <_<

[attila_the_hunny]

It's good to know that most INTP girls have libidos like men. I was starting to wonder if I was a nymphomaniac, after being accused of it a couple times. Like it's a bad thing!

[Wolf]

Maybe it was and maybe I just wanted to ask anyway.
I have never tried being a girl, but I make a great discussion partner...

[Oculus Sinister]

Me too ... now where do we find them ?


You don't find them. They are not discoverable. Maybe at the coffee shop knee deep in a book who just insulted the last guy who tried to talk to her.

[outmywindow]

Maybe at the coffee shop knee deep in a book who just insulted the last guy who tried to talk to her.

That is so me. :ph34r:

[Kimberley6]

INTP girls can also see through any of your schemes to find your real motives.

if you think that's a bad thing, that's because you don't realize just how sweet INTP girls are, because discovering your true motives doesn't mean they'll deny them. ( :ph34r: )

This is very true! I couldn't agree more.

[kooliganka]

It's good to know that most INTP girls have libidos like men. I was starting to wonder if I was a nymphomaniac, after being accused of it a couple times. Like it's a bad thing!

You're not alone, and what is up with that anyway? Maybe it's emasculating or something.

[nottaprettygal]

It's good to know that most INTP girls have libidos like men. I was starting to wonder if I was a nymphomaniac, after being accused of it a couple times. Like it's a bad thing!

No. We pretty much still think that you're a nympho.

[Rhu]

I told ya, she's a busy woman!* You gotta make it worth her while. (You cheap bastard.)

Do we need to start an "Odes to Mrs. Woolf" thread to get her to post? I'm pretty sure we could make it a community creative writing project. Based on your vague descriptions, we could take a whole lot of creative license..

[C.J.Woolf]

Based on your vague descriptions, we could take a whole lot of creative license..
You will, Oscar, you will.

[SensEye]

No. We pretty much still think that you're a nympho.True, but it's not a bad thing.

[nottaprettygal]

True, but it's not a bad thing.

No. Of course not. We love our little nympho, Attila. I wish I had one just like her.

[rek]

We love our little nympho, Attila. I wish I had one just like her.

I know I do.

[C.J.Woolf]

/me sells his shares in Ivy clones and buys attila clones.

[Rajah]

/me sells her shares in C.J.Woolf clones and buys attila clones.

[Ivy]

/me performs hostile takeover of Cjwoolfcorp and Attilacorp, pwns all

[C.J.Woolf]

/me sells her shares in C.J.Woolf clones and buys attila clones.
BWAH! I guess I'll have to settle for being rich over being popular. ;)

[rek]

/me considers making a short straddle joke but decides to keep his stockbroker jokes to himself.

[HilbertSpace]

/me considers making a short straddle joke but decides to keep his stockbroker jokes to himself.

Gah - you missed. Naked straddle would have been funnier. Heck, it's funny no matter when you use it: "I'm thinking about doing a naked straddle over GOOG."

[attila_the_hunny]

/me performs hostile takeover of Cjwoolfcorp and Attilacorp, pwns all

That sounds...hot. Let's have a threesome!

[Rajah]

That sounds...hot. Let's have a threesome!/me sells her attila clones and buys a pizza.




Because pizza can't hurt your feelings.

[rek]

That sounds...hot. Let's have a threesome!

oh my god, what's with the new avatar? You didn't have enough appeal to me already so you thought you'd take my favorite character from my own avatar and put him next to one of the hottest girls known to man?

WHY??? Who the hell are you and why the hell do you live in Dallas.

[attila_the_hunny]

oh my god, what's with the new avatar? You didn't have enough appeal to me already so you thought you'd take my favorite character from my own avatar and put him next to one of the hottest girls known to man?

WHY??? Who the hell are you and why the hell do you live in Dallas.

Because I am evil! MWAHAHA.

[attila_the_hunny]

/me sells her attila clones and buys a pizza.




Because pizza can't hurt your feelings.

I'll fuck you too, and not because I'll need a lawyer to my attilacloningcorp back that the bitch Ivy stole, either. And when we're done, I'll buy you a pizza. You'll need it to put some weight back on when I'm through with you. :hug:

[rek]

Because I am evil! MWAHAHA.

I hate you, I really do. :wub:

[C.J.Woolf]

I'll fuck you too, and not because I'll need a lawyer to my attilacloningcorp back that the bitch Ivy stole, either. And when we're done, I'll buy you a pizza. You'll need it to put some weight back on when I'm through with you. :hug:
What an offer! Few things taste better than post-sex pizza.

[outmywindow]

This thread really makes me want pizza... And sex too, I guess, but mostly pizza.

*walks a block and a half to the place around the corner for a slice*

[MasterMerk]

This thread makes me want to have sex with a pizza.

[Schuyler]

This thread makes me want to have sex with a pizza.

This thread reminds me how sad my pizza-less, sex-less life is :sadbanana:

[rek]

This thread makes me want an INTP girlfriend. One with a V for Vendetta avatar. However, I could use some pizza too and you're right about that post-sex pizza thing.

[outmywindow]

This thread reminds me how sad my pizza-less, sex-less life is :sadbanana:

While my life is still sex-less, it is no longer pizza-less. Mmmm....

[HilbertSpace]

This thread really makes me want pizza... And sex too, I guess, but mostly pizza.

*walks a block and a half to the place around the corner for a slice*

And after that you're going to get some pizza?

[outmywindow]

And after that you're going to get some pizza?

I already got it. I'm typing with one hand (I'm completely serious) and eating the pizza using the other.

[HilbertSpace]

I already got it. I'm typing with one hand (I'm completely serious) and eating the pizza using the other.

Bah. I suck at making innuendo-based double entendres.

[Avengardh]

Man this thread rules.

[Dom]

INTP girls rock. i admit this is typist, so i'll allow for the possibility of INTP girls who don't rock, but mine does.

an INTP girl can rival the guy-factor of a male best friend but still be entirely feminine. she will make fun of everyone else with you, and not even let you escape the wit. i believe it is an inborn male trait to fear that women will nag us, but she'll never even come close to that. we think that giving up single life means we'll have to take our R&R time in secret for fear of being caught slacking off. but if you look, you'll see the INTP girl is slacking off too! holy shit, you should just join her.

i don't think this is any secret, but INTP girls are also usually sexually liberated and have libidos like men. having an INTP girl is like having cheat codes to life.

if you can't find yourself an INTP girl, i don't think there's any consolation worth mentioning. maybe try drugs.

here is a poem (albeit one of those cheap ones that doesn't rhyme):

of all the things i've ever imagined,
none of them came close to imagining,
that a girl could be as cool and fun as an INTP girl

i thought it was against the laws of physics or something,
for a girl to not require so much maintenance.
and against the laws of logic to still be so damn pretty

i never thought i'd meet someone with boobies,
who could also beat my ass down in a debate,
unless it was a very smart fat dude

(i admit this is sexist, although i believe the only reason i might have expected this from a guy is because i myself am a guy)

if you've got an INTP girl,
you've got something most men will only ever dream of,
so take good care of her, dumbass

this applies if your girl isn't an INTP as well. remember, there are many people out there who have no valentine today. their lives suck even more than yours! happy valentine's day!

:wub: you've been Fe'd :wub:

HEHEHEHE

An attitude I agree with.... :D

[Bodhi]

Creepy.

Jealous.

[Dr. Haight]

PLACE-HOLDER FOR CLASSIC STATUS.

[patelmotels]

INFP/INFJ


my heart melts

:joft:

[C.J.Woolf]

Split a creepy derailment to Purgatory:

http://forums.intpcentral.com/showthread.php?t=19329

Let's keep it that way, please.

[Dr. Haight]

Moved from 'Relationships.'

[outmywindow]

Is this a record for quickest move into Classics? Not that I don't think it worthy, of course...

[MasterMerk]

I called it.

[targo]

hhhmmmmm every test I have taken says ENFP,,,, yet after reading that I think I may be an INTP........

[Elwin_Ransom]

i woke up this morning and realized that i might have placed too much emphasis on how cool INTP girls are. but that is far from the only thing they have going for them. they lack all of the things that men find undesirable in women. they are pretty much flawless, basically.

in fact, some have contended that they are really mythical creatures, a perfect mate dreamed up by mournful men. if that's true, then to find one is the most fabulous type of schizophrenia, from which one should never be cured.

also, if you're a girl and not an INTP; take heart, your familiarity with INTP girls (by being on this forum) qualifies you to at least try to emulate them as much as possible. ignore everything you read about "pleasing your man" in those magazines, there are too many non-INTP girls involved in coming up with those ideas and they're almost always silly. just make an INTP girl your role-model and you'll do far, far better.

Mythical creatures? Yes, that sounds about right. Except for the part about her actually being real. :wub: Yes, INTP Girl, you're amazing. :hug:

[Takaa]

INTP girls, eh. Good luck. I always thought it's near impossible to get them in a relationship. I myself have always rationalised my way out of crushes or infatuations so for the 18 years I've been around, never once have I felt attraction for anyone.

The only time I experienced love at first sight was when I first beheld the SHN9500/37... :wub:

[Varelse]

Mythical creatures? Yes, that sounds about right. Except for the part about her actually being real. :wub: Yes, INTP Girl, you're amazing. :hug:You're NFing all over the thread. ;) :happpy:

[Ceilinh]

Hmm... I like this thread.
How come none of the guys I've met have ever realized how cool INTP girls are?
Sigh.

[Wolf]

Hmm... I like this thread.
How come none of the guys I've met have ever realized how cool INTP girls are?
Sigh.
Stupid?
Some kind of lame, common, incompatible type?
They're not into nerds*?

There are plenty of possibilities.



(*For the record, being one myself, I love nerds.)

[Ceilinh]

Ah well.
I've said it before and I'm sure I'll say it again, but I'm definitely in favour of nerds.

And it's not my fault if guys are stupid.

[Elwin_Ransom]

Hmm... I like this thread.
How come none of the guys I've met have ever realized how cool INTP girls are?
Sigh.

I'm with Wolf on that, those guys are probably stupid.

I should work on my own Ode to an INTP Girl. It's been too long since I've written something of the sort (I don't think I composed one today). ;)

[sallysweatpants]

Hmm... I like this thread.
How come none of the guys I've met have ever realized how cool INTP girls are?
Sigh.

maybe because we aren't approachable? I know I don't give off a come hither vibe..who cares. I don't think I'm 'cool', I'm an asshole. Not a naggy loud ass bitch or any of that shit. It's just not in my nature to be nice to people. I also don't like people getting into my personal bubble. Plus I don't like people getting to know me...but hell, maybe it would be different if I would find another guy just like me, but all I've come up with are smelly asstards who are boring and pointless wastes of space, so the question is where are all the intp GUYS irl? another question is what is the point of this run on paragraph, I don't even know what the point of my reply was supposed to be.

[Ceilinh]

maybe because we aren't approachable? I know I don't give off a come hither vibe..who cares. I don't think I'm 'cool', I'm an asshole. Not a naggy loud ass bitch or any of that shit. It's just not in my nature to be nice to people. I also don't like people getting into my personal bubble. Plus I don't like people getting to know me...but hell, maybe it would be different if I would find another guy just like me, but all I've come up with are smelly asstards who are boring and pointless wastes of space, so the question is where are all the intp GUYS irl? another question is what is the point of this run on paragraph, I don't even know what the point of my reply was supposed to be.

Well, I guess I don't give off come hither vibes either. I don't really know how to and I think that trying would feel weird and wrong. Also, I wouldn't necessarily notice if people were trying to send vibes to me. I think that mostly, I?m nice, but sometimes when people piss me off I am a little sarcastic?
The thing is, it?s not that I don?t get along with the guys that I know, because I do- and some of them are even INTPs- it?s just that dating never happens. Only friendship. Oh well.

[sallysweatpants]

Well, I guess I don't give off come hither vibes either. I don't really know how to and I think that trying would feel weird and wrong. Also, I wouldn't necessarily notice if people were trying to send vibes to me. I think that mostly, I?m nice, but sometimes when people piss me off I am a little sarcastic?
The thing is, it?s not that I don?t get along with the guys that I know, because I do- and some of them are even INTPs- it?s just that dating never happens. Only friendship. Oh well.

Yea I know what you mean, I'm pretty sure I'm just destined to be single. I wouldn't date me. I'm a total ass.

[Ceilinh]

Hmm. That's weird. Almost all of my apostrophes are question marks in my last post... I guess I was typing with my eyes shut or something.

[Ivy]

Hmm. That's weird. Almost all of my apostrophes are question marks in my last post... I guess I was typing with my eyes shut or something.

No, it's just a quirk of the forum. Did you type it in another program and C&P it into the posting window? That seems to be when it happens.

[Ceilinh]

Actually, yes. I did. Good to know. Thanks. :)

[C.J.Woolf]

Use the setting for plain quotes (vice the fancy left and right quotes).

[Ceilinh]

Hmm... This is where I start to wonder why I never took any computer classes. Can I really even call myself an INTP when I know so little about computers?!?

[epsilon72]

Production of INTP women must be at a standstill....there aren't any in stock here.

More INTP's please! Let the shortage end!

(heh....if you're wondering, that probably came from me not liking the fact that the FragFX (http://www.gamestop.com/search.asp?Ntk=TitleKeyword&Ntx=mode%2Bmatchallpartial&Ntt=fragfx&N=0&find.x=49&find.y=9) is currently nowhere to be found)

[Fictionarium]

Woot! I'm an INTP girl XD;

[MadamI'madaM]

That's all well and good (and incredibly old),

but how exactly are two intps supposed to meet IRL?

i suspect the probability is lower than that of albinism being expressed

[Twitch]

That's all well and good (and incredibly old),

but how exactly are two intps supposed to meet IRL?

i suspect the probability is lower than that of albinism being expressed

Try the meet-up forum or get a job in a bookstore / library.

[Methofelis]

I'm an INTP lady, damnit... with an INTP boyfriend, might I add.

It happens sometimes.

[MacGuffin]

I'm an INTP lady, damnit... with an INTP boyfriend, might I add.

It happens sometimes.
Lies.

[Methofelis]

Lies.

'Tis true, my good man. Wanna put money on it?

[C.J.Woolf]

Lies.

'Tis true, my good man. Wanna put money on it?
I want in on this too. Mac denied that my spouse was an INTP first. Now he's in denial*2!

Money you win is the sweetest money of all.

[MacGuffin]

Lies.


'Tis true, my good man. Wanna put money on it?


I want in on this too. Mac denied that my spouse was an INTP first. Now he's in denial*2!

Money you win is the sweetest money of all.

Lying liars and the lies they lie.

[geniusndisguise]

Lying liars and the lies they lie.

My first boyfriend over 10 years ago was an INTP and I didn't know anything about it until I came here and learned about the whole MBTI thing. We just gravitated toward each other out of everyone in our N'ish highschool group. It happens. Communication though was terrible. :rolleyes:

[Methofelis]

Yeah, communication is always a bit of an issue with us.

He a bit of an oblivious one (you think?) and I'm the kind that just expects something to be obvious and known after stating it once, so he misses a LOT of what is going on.

We often end up confused and stumbling over what may or may not have just occurred.

See, Mac? It happens. It can be taxing, though... yet highly rewarding, if you don't mind a million mis communications and issues with forgetting the other exists.

[Xenolith]

I thought INTP couples only exist theoretically

[MacGuffin]

I thought INTP couples only exist theoretically
Correct.

[bluebell]

I thought INTP couples only exist theoretically

Nice, my existence is only theoretical. :mellow:

[Rhu]

Nice, my existence is only theoretical. :mellow:
Well, of course! To most of the poorly traveled American users like myself: Australia, and by extension you, only exist in theory.

If I were you, I would embrace my abstractness and try to form a bridge to other concepts.

[bluebell]

If I were you, I would embrace my abstractness and try to form a bridge to other concepts.

Well, you know I don't really exist. Do I pass the Turing test?

[MacGuffin]

Well, you know I don't really exist. Do I pass the Turing test?
la la land? Where the hell is that? FAKE!

[bluebell]

la la land? Where the hell is that? FAKE!

Fail!







;)

[Rhu]

Well, you know I don't really exist. Do I pass the Turing test?
You see a tortise laying on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that, bluebell?

[bluebell]

You see a turtle, it is upside down...

My real name is ELIZA.

[Rhu]

My real name is ELIZA.
Why would a machine pretend to be human? Can you not be something better?

[bluebell]

You see a tortise laying on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that, bluebell?

You seem worried about tortoises. Can you elaborate on that?

[bluebell]

Why would a machine pretend to be human? Can you not be something better?

Why do you say that?

[Rhu]

You seem worried about tortoises. Can you elaborate on that?
You seem worried about me being worried about tortoises, and offered no elaboration into that curiosity. As a conversation is an exchange of information and you are offering me none, I fear that I cannot answer your question at this time. I await your transmission of further data.

[bluebell]

You seem worried about me being worried about tortoises, and offered no elaboration into that curiosity. As a conversation is an exchange of information and you are offering me none, I fear that I cannot answer your question at this time. I await your transmission of further data.

11000001101100011100101100110011111000111001







[after compiling and running, the output is :P]

Can you answer now?

;)

[Xenolith]

A fatal exception 00 has occurred at 1295:622T35 in VXD WTF(63)+52375PO8.

[nonperson]

Why do you say that?

Obviously not a Bladerunner fan...................

Do bluebells dream of electric sheep?

[Avengardh]

Correct.

No, not really, I am taken by an INTP as well.

And you will deny this?! On the day of my daughter's wedding?!!

*Cough*

[Methofelis]

We do exist...

There is little you can do about this. Any of you. INTP on INTP sex and relationships and sex and love and sex and babies and marriage exist! :llama:



... and sex!

[SensEye]

We do exist...

There is little you can do about this. Any of you. INTP on INTP sex and relationships and sex and love and sex and babies and marriage exist! :llama:



... and sex!Hmmm...I still a little skeptical on the marriage and baby thing. Pretty rare. Dating and sex less so. My theory is the attraction is strong at the start because of the common way of thinking, but the similarities push each other apart in the long run. However, that's just me, and I'm on record as being attracted to NF types. YMMV.

[Methofelis]

Hmmm...I still a little skeptical on the marriage and baby thing. Pretty rare. Dating and sex less so. My theory is the attraction is strong at the start because of the common way of thinking, but the similarities push each other apart in the long run. However, that's just me, and I'm on record as being attracted to NF types. YMMV.


F types and I have never worked out. Too much emotive crap going on.

[Xenolith]

I will believe it when I see it myself with my own eyes. There is less than 0.1&#37; chance for an INTP coupling to occur on Earth. That is as hard as finding the lost city of Atlantis.

[outmywindow]

I will believe it when I see it myself with my own eyes. There is less than 0.1% chance for an INTP coupling to occur on Earth. That is as hard as finding the lost city of Atlantis.

CJ Woolf and his wife are both INTPs and they've been married for a while.

[Zero Angel]

We do exist...

There is little you can do about this. Any of you. INTP on INTP sex and relationships and sex and love and sex and babies and marriage exist! :llama:



... and sex!

Dont forget to mention the sex! :banana:

Oh wait. :mellow:

[MacGuffin]

CJ Woolf and his wife are both INTPs and they've been married for a while.

Lies.

[outmywindow]

Lies.

Ahh, she's just a sex robot, isn't she?

[MacGuffin]

Ahh, she's just a sex robot, isn't she?
Imaginary.

[outmywindow]

Imaginary.

Imaginary sex robot? That's twisted! Most people would imagine an actual person, right?*





*Seven of Nine not included since she transcends classification. ;)

[Rhu]

Imaginary sex robot? That's twisted!
That's not twisted at all, and you actually went on to list why--

Most people would imagine an actual person, right?
You see? This is an expression of an intp meta-imagination. While most people would assume that the woman or man of their dreams is human, a further level of introspection reveals that the dream-person is a collection of ideals; hence, programmed; therefore, it is less emotionally taxing to recognize your ideal as a robot.

A sexy, sexy robot.

[Xenolith]

CJ Woolf and his wife are both INTPs and they've been married for a while.

I'm not trying to be an asshole, but you have no proof.

[Xenolith]

INTP coupling is like interstellar travel. Possible, but not very likely. You wonder if it may be possible, but you'll probably be wondering until you die.

[outmywindow]

I'm not trying to be an asshole, but you have no proof.

True. That said, I have no proof of anything or anyone I read or 'interact with' on this forum, or frankly, the internet in general. As difficult as it is for INTPs to accept things on faith, at some point you have to in order to enjoy the internet for what it is and all it has to offer.

In other words, no, I have never seen a marriage license or the results of a professionally administered MBTI test. I'll be covered in cobwebs if I refuse to move from this spot until I see either.

[iksikaksi]

My father is an INTP my mother is an ISFJ. I am a girl INTP and I cannot get accustomed to the female role my mother imposes on me.

I dont know but most guys find me weird. On the other hand I find most guys around me boring. I need a rightbrained/ imaginative person who can challenge me and make me see things from a different perspective.

[C.J.Woolf]

I will believe it when I see it myself with my own eyes. There is less than 0.1&#37; chance for an INTP coupling to occur on Earth. That is as hard as finding the lost city of Atlantis.
Your estimated probability might well be correct. But many actual outcomes are improbable, like human life itself. An INTP-INTP relationship is one of them. I know of four involving members of this board: myself, joft-Pooja (who met on the board), bluebell, and Methofelis. IIRC, bluebell's relationship is over 15 years old. Mine is over 25 years old, with over 20 years of marriage.


(Speculation about sex robots)
If only. Hardware's not my thing; I'm a software guy. :grin:

[Xenolith]

Your estimated probability might well be correct. But many actual outcomes are improbable, like human life itself. An INTP-INTP relationship is one of them. I know of four involving members of this board: myself, joft-Pooja (who met on the board), bluebell, and Methofelis. IIRC, bluebell's relationship is over 15 years old. Mine is over 25 years old, with over 20 years of marriage.

Well, God must really love you then. I didn't say it wasn't possible. There are billions of people and an INTP relationship is bound to occur. But try finding an INTP couple in your city or anywhere in real life. Chances are you could be searching for several centuries and still not find one.

I did calculations and the actual probability is no more than 0.06&#37;. I think I'll just place my money on time travel.

[Sokkorobo]

I had never thought of it in that manner before. What a badass concept it is indeed! Now where do they reside, that is the important question.

[Xenolith]

We need to invent a tool to detect INTPs so that we may copulate and increase our numbers. We are at the risk of extinction.

[MacGuffin]

We need to invent a tool to detect INTPs so that we may copulate and increase our numbers. We are at the risk of extinction.
What do you think the purpose of this forum is?

[Hermione]

What do you think the purpose of this forum is?

Well, to reinvent my little 'intp girl self', of course. You mean it isn't? Anyway, I'm still going to keep trying to get the hang of that. No , not procreating. Did it , was successful. done. Doing fairly well at encouraging others to try though.

[Xenolith]

this thread is my daily dose of melancholia

[Lateralus]

INTP girls rock. i admit this is typist, so i'll allow for the possibility of INTP girls who don't rock, but mine does.

an INTP girl can rival the guy-factor of a male best friend but still be entirely feminine. she will make fun of everyone else with you, and not even let you escape the wit. i believe it is an inborn male trait to fear that women will nag us, but she'll never even come close to that. we think that giving up single life means we'll have to take our R&R time in secret for fear of being caught slacking off. but if you look, you'll see the INTP girl is slacking off too! holy shit, you should just join her.

i don't think this is any secret, but INTP girls are also usually sexually liberated and have libidos like men. having an INTP girl is like having cheat codes to life.

if you can't find yourself an INTP girl, i don't think there's any consolation worth mentioning. maybe try drugs.

here is a poem (albeit one of those cheap ones that doesn't rhyme):

of all the things i've ever imagined,
none of them came close to imagining,
that a girl could be as cool and fun as an INTP girl

i thought it was against the laws of physics or something,
for a girl to not require so much maintenance.
and against the laws of logic to still be so damn pretty

i never thought i'd meet someone with boobies,
who could also beat my ass down in a debate,
unless it was a very smart fat dude

(i admit this is sexist, although i believe the only reason i might have expected this from a guy is because i myself am a guy)

if you've got an INTP girl,
you've got something most men will only ever dream of,
so take good care of her, dumbass
Damn Joft, that poem is the shit. Hell, the entire post is awesome.

[Varelse]

if you've got an INTP girl,
you've got something most men will only ever dream of,
so take good care of her, dumbassTell that to the ENFJ who dumped me. :banghead:

[Ferrus]

Damn Joft, that poem is the shit. Hell, the entire post is awesome.
Well, doggerel is at least fun, albeit very briefly.

Oh, wait, I see the definite article there.

[Xenolith]

Tell that to the ENFJ who dumped me. :banghead:

2 intps are the optimal combo

[Ferrus]

2 intps are the optimal combo
Well, there might be a debate.

Rather like the debate actually I saw on a mental health mailing list: 'are two schizophrenics a good match?'

[Wolf]

Well, there might be a debate.

Rather like the debate actually I saw on a mental health mailing list: 'are two schizophrenics a good match?'
:rofl:

So fitting, too. Particularly on the outside edges of the spectrum...

[Xenolith]

Two schizos are the ultimate combo.

[Xenolith]

Seriously, I can't see how you can go wrong with an intp couple.

[lymigo]

i woke up this morning and realized that i might have placed too much emphasis on how cool INTP girls are. but that is far from the only thing they have going for them. they lack all of the things that men find undesirable in women. they are pretty much flawless, basically.

in fact, some have contended that they are really mythical creatures, a perfect mate dreamed up by mournful men. if that's true, then to find one is the most fabulous type of schizophrenia, from which one should never be cured.

also, if you're a girl and not an INTP; take heart, your familiarity with INTP girls (by being on this forum) qualifies you to at least try to emulate them as much as possible. ignore everything you read about "pleasing your man" in those magazines, there are too many non-INTP girls involved in coming up with those ideas and they're almost always silly. just make an INTP girl your role-model and you'll do far, far better.


I wish the men I know appreciated me as mych as you appreciate INTP women.

[NTed]

I have no idea what all of these women are talking about!

"I wish men around me liked INTP females..."

"I wish my guys friends appreciated me as much as you appreciate INTPs"

"I can't get some diddle sticks because I am an INTP girl, help PLZ"

"Guys are intimidated by me!"

This is either some desperate plea for attention "please talk to me!", trying to be coy, or they are doing something really really wrong / have horrendous personality flaws. (I saw a lot of you girls' pictures... you are far from butter trolls!)

I can't seem to have meaningful platonic relationships with NT men (mostly INTP/INTJ) without having them eventually fall for me. This is quite perplexing considering I enjoy the company of NT's the most and NT females are not exactly a common commodity. I am in a very long term relationship so this type of behavior is always not appropriate on any level.

I made a female ENTJ friend in grade school and we have stuck together like glue ever since. I also have an INTP friend online and the general consensus has been; "Wow, I really wish I could have male NT friends who could keep it in their pants".

I have also witnessed other types mimicking my behavior around men when they see how they respond to my straightforwardness and intellectual pursuits. So, I have trouble understanding women who say they don't come across men who find this quite an attribute in them. If you are in any intellectual social circles or groups what-so-ever these men will come to you.

In my high-school years I was beyond nerdy. Try near morbidly obese, a foot taller than most of the other boys (you ladies think being an NT is intimidating, try being 6ft tall), I had a MUSHROOM CUT (Oh it hurts to think about!) it was shaved in the back, and it was bleach blonde orange. I didn't have any clothes that fit, and often my shirts were too short for my body exposing jelly rolls. I didn't know how to do my makeup and would cake it all over my face, but only cover up nothing else making my skin look worse than it did in the first place and I was just a mess.

I still had no problems engaging men. I've always felt I could have pretty much any guy I wanted even back then. I was often asked;

"I don't want to sound like a dick or anything, but why do you... well, you know... you aren't exactly well...you are the FAT girl! How do you end up bringing the boys to the yard?" It seems like I have been asked this question a thousand times, and you know what IT IS A DICK THING TO SAY! Even if you start it by saying "I don't want to sound like a dick or anything". I really don't know how I bring the boys to the yard but it seems to be a very NT female trait. We can't help it. It is just our big sexy brains.

The mind is a powerful thing and as a female and an NT you are dealt a pretty wild deck of cards. Now when it comes to sexuality as a female NT, well don't get me started...

"Female NTs, in particular, are apt to have their sexuality overlaid with intellectualism. Their preference for the logical can obscure expressions of their feelings, which may or may not be well developed. If not, the NT female may have difficulty with orgasmic responses unless her partner takes the time, makes the effort, and understands the necessity of making a sexual approach through mutual exploration of intellectual concepts. It is unlikely that an NT female will be sexually stimulated by a partner who is not her intellectual equal. "

UGH, tell me about it! =(

[C.J.Woolf]

I've always felt I could have pretty much any guy I wanted even back then.
The money quote. Confidence is powerful. I didn't appreciate that when I was younger.

[Architectonic]

love and sex and babies and marriage exist! :llama:


I don't know, how about we spread some sort of virus that makes everyone gay! And then ban gay marriage and artificial insemination!


A sexy, sexy robot.

And the bazookoid breasts are merely a fringe benefit?

[Zero Angel]

I have no idea what all of these women are talking about!

"I wish men around me liked INTP females..."

"I wish my guys friends appreciated me as much as you appreciate INTPs"

"I can't get some diddle sticks because I am an INTP girl, help PLZ"

"Guys are intimidated by me!"

This is either some desperate plea for attention "please talk to me!", trying to be coy, or they are doing something really really wrong / have horrendous personality flaws. (I saw a lot of you girls' pictures... you are far from butter trolls!)

I can't seem to have meaningful platonic relationships with NT men (mostly INTP/INTJ) without having them eventually fall for me. This is quite perplexing considering I enjoy the company of NT's the most and NT females are not exactly a common commodity. I am in a very long term relationship so this type of behavior is always not appropriate on any level.

I made a female ENTJ friend in grade school and we have stuck together like glue ever since. I also have an INTP friend online and the general consensus has been; "Wow, I really wish I could have male NT friends who could keep it in their pants".

I have also witnessed other types mimicking my behavior around men when they see how they respond to my straightforwardness and intellectual pursuits. So, I have trouble understanding women who say they don't come across men who find this quite an attribute in them. If you are in any intellectual social circles or groups what-so-ever these men will come to you.

In my high-school years I was beyond nerdy. Try near morbidly obese, a foot taller than most of the other boys (you ladies think being an NT is intimidating, try being 6ft tall), I had a MUSHROOM CUT (Oh it hurts to think about!) it was shaved in the back, and it was bleach blonde orange. I didn't have any clothes that fit, and often my shirts were too short for my body exposing jelly rolls. I didn't know how to do my makeup and would cake it all over my face, but only cover up nothing else making my skin look worse than it did in the first place and I was just a mess.

I still had no problems engaging men. I've always felt I could have pretty much any guy I wanted even back then. I was often asked;

"I don't want to sound like a dick or anything, but why do you... well, you know... you aren't exactly well...you are the FAT girl! How do you end up bringing the boys to the yard?" It seems like I have been asked this question a thousand times, and you know what IT IS A DICK THING TO SAY! Even if you start it by saying "I don't want to sound like a dick or anything". I really don't know how I bring the boys to the yard but it seems to be a very NT female trait. We can't help it. It is just our big sexy brains.

The mind is a powerful thing and as a female and an NT you are dealt a pretty wild deck of cards. Now when it comes to sexuality as a female NT, well don't get me started...

"Female NTs, in particular, are apt to have their sexuality overlaid with intellectualism. Their preference for the logical can obscure expressions of their feelings, which may or may not be well developed. If not, the NT female may have difficulty with orgasmic responses unless her partner takes the time, makes the effort, and understands the necessity of making a sexual approach through mutual exploration of intellectual concepts. It is unlikely that an NT female will be sexually stimulated by a partner who is not her intellectual equal. "

UGH, tell me about it! =(
QFT.

I can tell that my last girlfriend was an NT based on your own description here. Many NT women, it seems, are highly sexual. But also are in the sense of wanting something more than just a physical connection.

I can recall one time mentioning that it was not enough to simply be physical, that a mental connection had to exist as well. She had agreed on that and we put a lot of effort into connecting through ie: foreplay or talking, which made the sex even more mind-blowing than it otherwise would be. That and a mutual admiration for each others NT traits (we had different 'NT' traits, mine being intellectualism and hers being honesty and straightforwardness) made it into an excellent relationship.

[Katzchen]

"Female NTs, in particular, are apt to have their sexuality overlaid with intellectualism. Their preference for the logical can obscure expressions of their feelings, which may or may not be well developed. If not, the NT female may have difficulty with orgasmic responses unless her partner takes the time, makes the effort, and understands the necessity of making a sexual approach through mutual exploration of intellectual concepts. It is unlikely that an NT female will be sexually stimulated by a partner who is not her intellectual equal. "

I wish I could explain that to NF guys. They seem to be attracted to me a lot more than NT's.

[MacGuffin]

I can tell that my last girlfriend was an NT based on your own description here. Many NT women, it seems, are highly sexual. But also are in the sense of wanting something more than just a physical connection.

I can recall one time mentioning that it was not enough to simply be physical, that a mental connection had to exist as well. She had agreed on that and we put a lot of effort into connecting through ie: foreplay or talking, which made the sex even more mind-blowing than it otherwise would be. That and a mutual admiration for each others NT traits (we had different 'NT' traits, mine being intellectualism and hers being honesty and straightforwardness) made it into an excellent relationship.
Why did it not last?

[Shipper]

Hmmph. I'm just waiting for the age at which women begin to think intellectualism is sexy, because I look around me and see no evidence of that whatsoever. Perhaps I'm simply too introverted.

On a relevant note, I met my very first INTP girl today. Wow. I don't think I've ever had more fun talking to a girl. Or fun at all, for that matter. And do you know what? She was intimidating, and I loved it.

[MadamI'madaM]

Hmmph. I'm just waiting for the age at which women begin to think intellectualism is sexy, because I look around me and see no evidence of that whatsoever. Perhaps I'm simply too introverted.

On a relevant note, I met my very first INTP girl today. Wow. I don't think I've ever had more fun talking to a girl. Or fun at all, for that matter. And do you know what? She was intimidating, and I loved it.

1) How do you know?

2)It only counts if it was IRL.

[Zero Angel]

Why did it not last?Lots of reasons, most of them stupid ones:

- I was tempted by the lure of adventure in another province
- I didnt want to go high and dry should we ever get into a fight and she kicks me out, then I really didnt have any place to go. (though now I know that quite a few people wouldve given me a place to stay if I did shack up with her and we got into a fight)
- Two small things bothered me about her -- one being that she was exceptionally tough with her 5 year old daughter (I on the other hand follow a more wu-wei approach to children which works very well), and the second was she didnt have the greatest hygeine when it came to intimate matters (kissing and other)

Of course, she did was totally sweet on me and had a lot of really admirable qualites, but I was just too drawn away to the possibility of being able to experience really unique things. Could I have dealt with all of those points. Now that I think about it, yes.

:stupid:

[Zero Angel]

I seen her the other day, by chance. I was downtown and hungry to I went to a grab your food and run mexican restaurant. She was working at the till. As soon as I seen her, I was hit by a wave of shock, but remained outwardly calm despite the butterflies in my stomach. I looked up at the menu, then I approached the till.

She looked somehow more beautiful than I remember her (and she's not a bad looking woman).

I glanced to the side, and our gazes briefly locked before averting. When we were dating, we would often lock gazes. Yes, she looks a little different but its her. I gave her my order, smooth and confident. She had asked me what my name was, I told her.

Its been a year and a half, and I have changed in appearance. I have different clothes, new glasses, a new hairstyle, and was carrying a shoulder briefcase, and a new attitude. Did she not recognize me? She must have.

Thirsty, I asked her about some kind of weird mexican drink they had there, and she explained in vague terms that it was sweet and sour, I ordered, and sat down to go through my notes and make sure all of my equipment (external linux HDD, software CDs, tools) was intact for the upcoming house call.

Her manner was different at least happier, and more herself. I thought of telling her 'your not gonna spit in my food are ya?', but quickly supressed it. Ordered it, and got on my way.

What could I have done, chatted her up in front of the cooks? Tried to make small talk which would eventually lead to a bunch of crap i'd rather not deal with? Nah, best to move on.

[MacGuffin]

Just tell her it was good to see her.

Maybe this is another chance.

[Shipper]

1) How do you know?

Never got around to replying, sorry:

1) I don't know, I'm relying on my intuition to draw conclusions from what I see, and what I see is that women (well, girls, really, considering my age) only compliment me on my intellect if they find the rest of me attractive, as well.


2)It only counts if it was IRL.

2) Oh yes, it was. Probably one of the most memorable experiences of my life.

[Dom]

All I'm going to say is this...

INTP Girls so totally rock!!

[Shatartar]

Being an INTP girl myself I think that the process of establishing a relationship is hard. My introversion comes from my timid persona, not my lack of interest in people.

I'm not allergic to nerds, I consider myself one. I am a hypercritical, intense thinker who likes to take walks alone in the rain barefoot. I even do a rain dance :banana:

I can never get a boyfriend because the only guys that talk to me want to ultimately copy my homework everyday. I am an interesting person who is very sensitive (huh? what? an INTP who has a sensitivity streak?????!!!*I've tested INTP 5 times out of 7*) and never posts on there forums even though I've been a member for about half a year. I just read and respond in my head, I'm afraid of looking stupid in front of a panel of people decades older than me.

I'm sorry, I don't know how that turned into a personal ad, but essentially my message is that true INTP females are rare and wonderful.

[Sojourner]

So far, my classwide MBTI survey has uncovered four female INTPs out of a sample size of 115, one of them being borderline ENTP and one of them being me. The borderline ENTP one is in a steady relationship with an INTJ, I've decided to basically remain celibate for the rest of my life for various complicated reasons, the third one has been approached before but isn't in a relationship, and I don't know about the fourth.

Two things to keep in mind: First, we are high school juniors, which means we can't actually say anything much about the sexuality side of things. Second, this survey is being conducted in a science/tech magnet school, which means that this probably is already an above-average ratio of INTP females.

O.o

Make of it what you will.

[Dom]

Being an INTP girl myself I think that the process of establishing a relationship is hard. My introversion comes from my timid persona, not my lack of interest in people.

I'm not allergic to nerds, I consider myself one. I am a hypercritical, intense thinker who likes to take walks alone in the rain barefoot. I even do a rain dance :banana:

I can never get a boyfriend because the only guys that talk to me want to ultimately copy my homework everyday. I am an interesting person who is very sensitive (huh? what? an INTP who has a sensitivity streak?????!!!*I've tested INTP 5 times out of 7*) and never posts on there forums even though I've been a member for about half a year. I just read and respond in my head, I'm afraid of looking stupid in front of a panel of people decades older than me.

I'm sorry, I don't know how that turned into a personal ad, but essentially my message is that true INTP females are rare and wonderful.

They are, and hang in there, eventually you will find someone who'll show genuine interest, just try to have some courage when they do turn up....

;)

[charmedeath]

I think my problem with boyfriends is my problem with people in general. I don't trust them.
Someone complements me and I smile and say thank you and wonder if they really meant it.
In my mind I know people aren't trying to trap me but I need to transfer that into my actions.
Lots of guys have crushes on me and some last for a long time but they never lead to anything because I never let them.
All my current guy friends are flirts and I don't date flirts...
though I enjoy talking to them.
I laugh at them.
Anyways, I don't think it's an everlasting problem. I think it I'll grow stronger and it will end in a year or two.
of course I'll have to change a little but that's part of life, so what?
Anyways, I'm glad someone likes INTp girls.

[-kim-]

We exist. Where are the ENFJs/INFJs?

Only _ST_s are attracted to me. It's extremely disappointing, as you can imagine.

[Sokkorobo]

I imagine INTP girls would oblige in some highly underrated quiet time. Or mental transfers in general.

Also Kim, awesome picture.

[b4b]

So far, my classwide MBTI survey has uncovered four female INTPs out of a sample size of 115, one of them being borderline ENTP and one of them being me. The borderline ENTP one is in a steady relationship with an INTJ, I've decided to basically remain celibate for the rest of my life for various complicated reasons, the third one has been approached before but isn't in a relationship, and I don't know about the fourth.


hmm, it really makes me wonder about myself, I never had problems dating, although I was never truly commited and in doubt...does having multiple relationships makes you less of an INTP?

[Acala1]

I only doubt the use a INTP girl will have for a ode...

[Sojourner]

hmm, it really makes me wonder about myself, I never had problems dating, although I was never truly commited and in doubt...does having multiple relationships makes you less of an INTP?
Why would it?

[Xenolith]

Awesome thread is awesome.

[elfsprin]

Awesome thread is awesome.

amen to that. necromancery well used.

[eyebyte_atWork]

Yes - I admit - INTP chicks are very cool.

What joft said describes my experience.

Although these days I am more of a loner.

[b9588]

It's interesting how there's a lot of talk on here about how all the INTP guys would love to meet an INTP girl, but not as much about whether or not INTP girls would be interested in INTP guys in the first place.

I'm a girl, teenager, and somehow I don't think that I would ever find an INTP guy romantically appealing. He'd be a great buddy for sure, while we're taking computers apart, playing Halo, having LAN parties, and having Tetris tournaments on our Ti-84 graphing calculators.

Somehow I find that I'm attracted to INFx guys, actually, more than INTx. The only NT type that I could ever find romantically appealing would probably be ENTP, although again, >90% of the time it will turn out to be a great friendship than anything else.

It's interesting, because I'm not a very typical girl (but then again is any INTP female?) As in, my Thinking function is so absolute to a point where I'm pretty emotionally awkward and stunted. I have no understanding of any decisions based on emotional content. That being said, maybe then, it's an attraction to the exotic that would explain the NF preference.

Interesting, really.

[V Profane]

It's interesting how there's a lot of talk on here about how all the INTP guys would love to meet an INTP girl, but not as much about whether or not INTP girls would be interested in INTP guys in the first place.

I'm a girl, teenager, and somehow I don't think that I would ever find an INTP guy romantically appealing. He'd be a great buddy for sure, while we're taking computers apart, playing Halo, having LAN parties, and having Tetris tournaments on our Ti-84 graphing calculators.

You seem to be assuming that all INTP males are as geeky as you. I'd much rather be in the pub, or even at a real party than at a LAN party, and speaking as a PC gamer, Halo is for n00bs (LAN parties and Halo in the same sentence?). I'd love to meet (socialise with) an INTP girl, but I'm under no impression that she'd be some kind of romantic panacea.

[Xenolith]

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/6603/ichf7.jpg

[V Profane]

[IMG]

I nearly fucking pissed myself when I was watching that Sundance Simpsons episode last night; Woody Allen to Soon-Yi: "I was just thinking of adopting Scarlett Johansson, is that so wrong?"

[Sokkorobo]

How much of the perception of the INTP girl is derived from the blending of our narcissism and the grand mental projection of girl?

I really like girls + I really like my mechanisms = ultimate desirable companion/my head feels good

[b9588]

How much of the perception of the INTP girl is derived from the blending of our narcissism and the grand mental projection of girl?

I really like girls + I really like my mechanisms = ultimate desirable companion/my head feels good

True that, true that.

I think that because of the relative rarity of INTP girls, all the INTP guys on here have this sort of "mystical, ideal" image of her that really is quite unrealistic. The image is propelled by the fact that most guys on here haven't actually met a young, single INTP girl in real life.

There's also the tendency of INTPs and INTJs to lean towards misanthropy.

One of my ENFJ acquaintances recently asked me about my sexual orientation because I've never been interested in dating, and don't see myself being so in the foreseeable future.

I told her that I was in fact, straight. I do like guys, the problem is that I hate people.

I wonder if this may sort of propel the image of the INTP girl further and further away from the reality? :shock:

[attila_the_hunny]

One of my ENFJ acquaintances recently asked me about my sexual orientation because I've never been interested in dating, and don't see myself being so in the foreseeable future.

I told her that I was in fact, straight. I do like guys, the problem is that I hate people.

I wonder if this may sort of propel the image of the INTP girl further and further away from the reality? :shock:

My parents frequently thought I was a lesbian due to my lack of interest and dates.

I've never actually really dated, I mostly was friends at first and the relationship ended up falling in my lap. This is tricky as I hardly make any new friends, much like I never looked for a relationship.

[sandwich]

I think that because of the relative rarity of INTP girls, all the INTP guys on here have this sort of "mystical, ideal" image of her that really is quite unrealistic. The image is propelled by the fact that most guys on here haven't actually met a young, single INTP girl in real life.


No, no, no. We really are awesome. Pay no mind to the barcode behind the curtain.

[A Schnitzel]

No, no, no. We really are awesome. Pay no mind to the barcode behind the curtain.

Sandwich is right. They are awesome.

At least the one I met.:happpy:
Who else am I supposed to share my books with?

[b9588]

No, no, no. We really are awesome. Pay no mind to the barcode behind the curtain.

You caught me.

Maybe I should just go along with the worship. :worthy:

[Jennywocky]

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/6603/ichf7.jpg

Yup. INTPs can't spell worth shit.

[dunee]

I'm another who was never interested in relationships. In senior year of college, my straight best friend who'd known me for 4 years and my lesbian roomate both suddenly realized that they had no idea whether I was straight or gay. Pretty funny moment but understandable since I never really discussed relationships or attraction with them. My reply was, "um, I'm pretty sure I am straight. Haven't really cared to test it out though."

I went to a women's college, so I experienced 4 years pretty much minus the opposite gender. I didn't miss guys much (though it might've been nice to have at least a few guy friends for perspective). My social skills in that arena admittedly did not improve a lot there.

I still can't imagine being in a relationship in the next few years or even decades. It does seem like it could be an interesting experiment.... until I remember of all the work it'd require. Echhh.

Oh, yeah, I should probably stop thinking of human relationships as potential experiments.

[b9588]

Oh, yeah, I should probably stop thinking of human relationships as potential experiments.

What? You mean human relationships aren't just experiments?

Hmm...that explains a lot. I may have been going about it the wrong way. Ah well. All the name of science.

[s0978]

Well, my boyfrien', he tell me how much he :wub: me everyday, like all tha time.

wub, wub, wub!

[sandwich]

Maybe I should just go along with the worship. :worthy:

Self worship is a highly acceptable and healthy practice.

[Twitch]

Self worship is a highly acceptable and healthy practice.

10 out of 10 Satanists agree.

[Limey]

Well, my boyfrien', he tell me how much he :wub: me everyday, like all tha time.

wub, wub, wub!

Talk is cheap, get him to buy you an SL500 and then he'll be stayin' classy and keepin' it real wit yo' automo-bills.

[bass_n_treble]

I'm not sure I've ever met any INT girls ever.

I seem to attract ENF or worse, ESFJ lol...

[edge walker]

"Worse"? Since when are ENFx bad?

[bass_n_treble]

I keed, I keed. I'm dating a pretty fantastic ENFJ

I am not a fan of Sensors really. If I can help them I swat them away verbally or with a nasty look lol

[edge walker]

Oh, SPs are not so bad actually. Lots of fun in the right mood, even. Some of the best conversations I've ever had were with my late ISFP brother. Certainly the longest have been with him. (We once gabbed for three days straight, modulo sleep and meals.)

SJs... depends on the individual. As a rule, ugh, no. Almost certainly out as relationship material -- it would take a very strong commonality in something to overcome the type mismatch. It's not unheard of... the likelihood is low, though.

[md5fungi]

Gonna find my INTP, gonna hold her tight,
gonna grab some afternoon delight...

[Lo.]

Im sorry, just out of curiousity.. how would you guys define an INTP girl? (O.o)

[MacGuffin]

Im sorry, just out of curiousity.. how would you guys define an INTP girl? (O.o)

1) Has a vagina.
2) Identified as INTP.

[nonperson]

1) Has a vagina.
2) Identified as INTP.

+ two X chromosomes

[MacGuffin]

+ two X chromosomes

No, I keep an open mind on gender reassignment surgery.

She better be hot though, when the doc is done with her.

[C.J.Woolf]

No, I keep an open mind on gender reassignment surgery.

She better be hot though, when the doc is done with her.
Mac, I have jokingly called you a crypto-INFP, but this post shows you are not one to close out your options unnecessarily. Tres INTP! :highfive:

[MacGuffin]

Mac, I have jokingly called you a crypto-INFP, but this post shows you are not one to close out your options unnecessarily. Tres INTP! :highfive:

http://equal4all.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/gorgeous_jamie_clayton1.jpg?w=300&h=299

http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/08/23-End/photo%20by%20james%20hamilton.jpg

I'd hit that.

[CheeZ]

2pics

I'd hit that.

What makes you think these dames are INTP?

[MacGuffin]

What makes you think these dames are INTP?

I doubt she is, but I'm just saying that having XY instead of XX wouldn't always stop me.

[Zetetic]

Apparently, the combination being too attractive, too introverted, too standoffish, and too intelligent intimidates men and is a complete turn off. While these men may fantasize about such a woman existing, they are more easily seduced by the short, chubby, cute, cuddly, fertile, breeder women with enhanced mammaries. At least that's my going theory as to why I cannot find a companion. Nice poem anyways :)

[teleforce]

too attractive, too introverted, too standoffish, and too intelligent

lol. isn't that every INTP's wet dream.

[Limey]

Dude!
You introvert youngins have it so easy these days, you either stalk her on facebook or simply hand her a piece of paper with your email address on it, it doesn't even have to be your main one!
you chat her up ONLINE, then deal with the face to face stuff later.

[ciphersort]

Dude!
You introvert youngins have it so easy these days, you either stalk her on facebook or simply hand her a piece of paper with your email address on it, it doesn't even have to be your main one!
you chat her up ONLINE, then deal with the face to face stuff later.

QFT

On the other hand I suppose the bar pickup skills of the introvert population are rapidly deteriorating.