heeroyuy
10 Jan 2005, 04:03 AM
I made mine a long time ago when angry at users and other people, found it tonight rummaging through DeepFreeze (file storage array), so thought it'd make a good post.
Read it. If you're bored, replicate it and make it your own by altering things. It is quite theraputic. Or just ignore me, either way really :)
Edit: And yes-most of the things that he "didn't do" people tried to make me do or I had to do....
Hey all! So you say you hate me? So you say you don't like me? Well say no more! Just fill in all that applies below, and send it to my email, and we can get any problems you may have with me sorted in no time!
Travis is...
[ ] a total lamer
[ ] a stupid geek
[ ] a crappy admin
[ ] a horrible friend
[ ] a hateful wombat
[ ] a nazi
[ ] a racist hippo
[ ] a cold unemotional son of a bitch
[ ] a power-mad ass hole
[ ] cold hearted axe murderer
[ ] a facist peice of shit
[ ] a communist peice of shit
[ ] a terrorist peice of shit
[ ] All of the above
[ ] None of the above
[ ] I don't know
He...
[ ] refused to help me fix my computer
[ ] refused to fix my computer
[ ] refused to walk me through fixing my computer for over 30 minutes
[ ] refused to stay over an hour late waiting for me to showup so hecould help me do work
[ ] refused to give me a tedious explanation for several hours on hisday off
[ ] banned me
[ ] revoked my account
[ ] directly lied to me
[ ] indirectly lied to me
[ ] hinted at lying to me
[ ] acted like he lied to me
[ ] pretended to lie to me
[ ] called me names like 'complete and utter fool'
[ ] called me names I couldn't understand
[ ] used words I didn't know
[ ] gave me a dummy look
[ ] said that "rm -r" mean rename-move minus rename
[ ] got mad at me because I broke something by doing the opposite of what he said
[ ] got mad at me because I used the word synergy seriously
[ ] electrocuted me because I touched a wire in his computer room that said "120VAC UNSHIELDED - EXTREME CAUTION!"
because...
[ ] I thought he could take an infinite amount of verbal abuse
[ ] I thought it was okay to hack at his servers to try to breakin
[ ] What do you mean I'm not allowed to send spam!
[ ] I helped to make you what you are damnit! You have no right to banme just for using you as a porn server!
[ ] Check here if "everybody else does it"
[ ] The rules don't apply to me
[ ] I tried to show him his logical fallicies by calling him a"contorted stupid bastard child of a pig who couldn't admin his wayout of a paper bag"
[ ] I was just trying to make the servers a better place!
[ ] I didn't do anything!!! It wasn't me!!!!11111one
I now plan to...
[ ] Complain to all my friends and get them to complain to Travis
[ ] Make Travis' life miserable by continuing to email him aboutsomething in which the case is closed
[ ] Hope that with more verbal abuse he'll come around to see mypoint of view
[ ] Get a life
Read it. If you're bored, replicate it and make it your own by altering things. It is quite theraputic. Or just ignore me, either way really :)
Edit: And yes-most of the things that he "didn't do" people tried to make me do or I had to do....
Hey all! So you say you hate me? So you say you don't like me? Well say no more! Just fill in all that applies below, and send it to my email, and we can get any problems you may have with me sorted in no time!
Travis is...
[ ] a total lamer
[ ] a stupid geek
[ ] a crappy admin
[ ] a horrible friend
[ ] a hateful wombat
[ ] a nazi
[ ] a racist hippo
[ ] a cold unemotional son of a bitch
[ ] a power-mad ass hole
[ ] cold hearted axe murderer
[ ] a facist peice of shit
[ ] a communist peice of shit
[ ] a terrorist peice of shit
[ ] All of the above
[ ] None of the above
[ ] I don't know
He...
[ ] refused to help me fix my computer
[ ] refused to fix my computer
[ ] refused to walk me through fixing my computer for over 30 minutes
[ ] refused to stay over an hour late waiting for me to showup so hecould help me do work
[ ] refused to give me a tedious explanation for several hours on hisday off
[ ] banned me
[ ] revoked my account
[ ] directly lied to me
[ ] indirectly lied to me
[ ] hinted at lying to me
[ ] acted like he lied to me
[ ] pretended to lie to me
[ ] called me names like 'complete and utter fool'
[ ] called me names I couldn't understand
[ ] used words I didn't know
[ ] gave me a dummy look
[ ] said that "rm -r" mean rename-move minus rename
[ ] got mad at me because I broke something by doing the opposite of what he said
[ ] got mad at me because I used the word synergy seriously
[ ] electrocuted me because I touched a wire in his computer room that said "120VAC UNSHIELDED - EXTREME CAUTION!"
because...
[ ] I thought he could take an infinite amount of verbal abuse
[ ] I thought it was okay to hack at his servers to try to breakin
[ ] What do you mean I'm not allowed to send spam!
[ ] I helped to make you what you are damnit! You have no right to banme just for using you as a porn server!
[ ] Check here if "everybody else does it"
[ ] The rules don't apply to me
[ ] I tried to show him his logical fallicies by calling him a"contorted stupid bastard child of a pig who couldn't admin his wayout of a paper bag"
[ ] I was just trying to make the servers a better place!
[ ] I didn't do anything!!! It wasn't me!!!!11111one
I now plan to...
[ ] Complain to all my friends and get them to complain to Travis
[ ] Make Travis' life miserable by continuing to email him aboutsomething in which the case is closed
[ ] Hope that with more verbal abuse he'll come around to see mypoint of view
[ ] Get a life