Philosophical jokes [Archive]

Birdsnest

14 Jan 2005, 03:54 AM

http://home.comcast.net/~lady.socrates/phihumr1.html

Like, why did the chicken cross the road?

booyalab

15 Jan 2005, 02:33 AM

The answers for why the chicken crossed the road are actually a good, indirect, way of learning the basic idea of each one's philosophy...pretty funny too

Edmond Zedo

15 Jan 2005, 02:43 AM

Konietzko: "Under Satan; Under Christ...The chicken has no hope. Under Satan; Under Christ...The chicken has no peace."

booyalab

15 Jan 2005, 02:47 AM

Kierkegaard: Because he was able to make the leap of faith beyond rational calculation.

JFK: Ask not what the chicken can do for you, ask what you can do for the chicken!

Clinton: certainly not to have sex with me!

George Orwell: To face the subjugation of his spirit due to the rebellious act of 'crossing' the road.

INTP: that depends...(or 'undecided')

Edmond Zedo: "Stupidity is the devil. Look in the eye of a chicken and you'll know. It's the most horrifying, cannibalistic, and nightmarish creature in this world. "- Werner Herzog

Edmond Zedo

15 Jan 2005, 05:03 AM

booyalab: "I did not have sexual relations with that chicken."

Shai Gar

16 Jan 2005, 02:37 PM

Donkey: Donkey!!