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Solo
14 Jan 2005, 08:45 PM
This is kind of like the palindromes thread. Just list any you can think of.

I guess I'll start.

Pretty Ugly
melancholeric
14 Jan 2005, 09:35 PM
Educational TV.
Creation Science.
Friendly Fire.
Cautiously optimistic.
Genuinely faked.
Microsoft Works.
Deafening Silence.
joft
14 Jan 2005, 10:34 PM
"INTP Central"
Hawkon
14 Jan 2005, 10:40 PM
Microsoft Works.


great. you just ruined my thoughts. now I can't remember what I was thinking of... and I can't think of anything else than; Microsoft Works. does it work anyways?
QrioCT
15 Jan 2005, 12:13 AM
stupid smart people.
new and improved(u've probably heard of this one. if something is new, it means there wasnt anything before it. improved means that there was something like this before it that got better)
purple13
15 Jan 2005, 12:24 AM
Jumbo Shrimp (yeah, stolen from Steve Martin)
Military Intelligence
melancholeric
15 Jan 2005, 02:29 PM
Modern classical.
Random Precision.
French Resistance.
kuranes
15 Jan 2005, 03:57 PM
"INTP Central"

Great, Joft.
melancholeric
15 Jan 2005, 04:05 PM
Great, Joft.
That's an original one. I like it. :)
melancholeric
15 Jan 2005, 04:34 PM
Ergonomic keyboard.
Neutral bias.
Virgin mother.
Solo
15 Jan 2005, 05:19 PM
Icy Hot
QrioCT
15 Jan 2005, 10:39 PM
hella freezing
Bonfanti
15 Jan 2005, 10:49 PM
Sports personality
melancholeric
15 Jan 2005, 11:25 PM
Surprisingly predictable.
Warrior413
15 Jan 2005, 11:29 PM
Fun party.
QrioCT
15 Jan 2005, 11:31 PM
Fun party.

nice one, warrior! :D (and no, this isn't an oxymoron)
songbird36
15 Jan 2005, 11:52 PM
Very true
inflammable
competent male
Warrior413
16 Jan 2005, 01:19 AM
Police action.
jimkopelli
16 Jan 2005, 06:58 AM
Retro-futuristic
Solo
21 Jan 2005, 08:18 PM
average genius
Sackanaka
22 Jan 2005, 02:31 AM
post-modernism
quantum chaos
Warrior413
22 Jan 2005, 03:32 AM
typical INTP
Hawkon
24 Jan 2005, 07:17 PM
naturelativism
Crazy
24 Jan 2005, 07:49 PM
Sweet sorrow
organized chaos
insubstantial evidence
pretty ugly
very little
a whole lot of nothing
odd pair
perfectly incorrect
sociable recluse
infinite measure
strangely familiar
INTP socialite
Solo
24 Jan 2005, 08:15 PM
Holy Hell
Warrior413
24 Jan 2005, 11:35 PM
Politically correct.
Solo
28 Jan 2005, 08:49 PM
jumbo shrimp
Warrior413
29 Jan 2005, 12:58 AM
Meh. You stole mine.
;P

good job
Martoon
11 Feb 2005, 07:07 PM
Country music.
songbird36
11 Feb 2005, 07:24 PM
In actual fact
nobarcode
11 Feb 2005, 07:51 PM
my self
Hawkon
11 Feb 2005, 08:53 PM
bomber bays
crule81
11 Feb 2005, 09:21 PM
British Dentistry
(I can say that because I'm half English (well Cornish, really))(they have improved lately, however)
Polish Intelligensia
(I can say that because the other half is mostly Polish)
Hawkon
11 Feb 2005, 10:07 PM
suck-o-matic
Warrior413
12 Feb 2005, 12:07 AM
Gospel truth
half-price
greenintp
12 Feb 2005, 03:03 PM
Reality TV