Shai Gar
17 Jan 2005, 12:31 PM
How Nazism Can Help You Get Over Relationships
By N. Brenner (Md. PL)
Okay, your worthless girlfriend has just broken up with you for some ugly troll in whom she sees something that eludes the sight of any normal person. Trouble is, you really like this girl, so the news hurts you deeply. How can you feel better without taking drugs, becoming an alcoholic, or committing suicide?
Simple. Become a Nazi.
For what you want to accomplish, you won’t need your conscience. Although you might be phased by the way you hate Jews, Russians or anyone who doesn’t have the same colour skin as you, the pain you’ll overcome with your relationships is worth it. I’ll concentrate of that aspect of life.
So you now possess the power, the anger and the backup of several skinheads at your disposal. You’re a feared force out on the street, nobody wants a piece of you. What next? Find that bitch and that troll who took your place. Tell the whore to get out of your way, and if the troll tries to start anything, maul him with a wrench. You were going to do that anyway.
The bitch is probably angry at you for that now, but it doesn’t matter. She isn’t human. Her words mean nothing, and you are immune to pain. You are a Nazi.
Nazism can also help you in less extreme circumstances. In your pre-Nazi days, you started going out with someone who doesn’t meet your current standards (you have VERY high standards these days). Before you turned skinhead, you would have been satisfied, but now you aren’t and you woant to lose her.
Any normal person would have second thoughts about it, and may even feel bad about breaking up. But you? Normal? Get outta here!
Remember, you don’t have a conscience. To break up, you leave a message on her phone saying "I don’t want to see you anymore. Consider yourself dumped."
Either she’ll take it abnormally well, or she’ll take it like a woman and break down. Most probably the latter. So prepare for the aftermath call.
She’ll call, don’t worry. If she asks why, just say you don’t care anymore. If she asks whether there was anything wrong with her, you say there was. If she doesn’t, just say she’s ugly and hang up.
You’ll never have to deal with the pain a breakup can cause anymore. And if you think acting like this will drive chicks away from you, think again. Nice guys do finish last, no matter what the movies tell us. I have seen Nazism in relationships in action, and I have seen first hand the benefits of it.
So what are you waiting for? SIEG HEIL already!
By N. Brenner (Md. PL)
Okay, your worthless girlfriend has just broken up with you for some ugly troll in whom she sees something that eludes the sight of any normal person. Trouble is, you really like this girl, so the news hurts you deeply. How can you feel better without taking drugs, becoming an alcoholic, or committing suicide?
Simple. Become a Nazi.
For what you want to accomplish, you won’t need your conscience. Although you might be phased by the way you hate Jews, Russians or anyone who doesn’t have the same colour skin as you, the pain you’ll overcome with your relationships is worth it. I’ll concentrate of that aspect of life.
So you now possess the power, the anger and the backup of several skinheads at your disposal. You’re a feared force out on the street, nobody wants a piece of you. What next? Find that bitch and that troll who took your place. Tell the whore to get out of your way, and if the troll tries to start anything, maul him with a wrench. You were going to do that anyway.
The bitch is probably angry at you for that now, but it doesn’t matter. She isn’t human. Her words mean nothing, and you are immune to pain. You are a Nazi.
Nazism can also help you in less extreme circumstances. In your pre-Nazi days, you started going out with someone who doesn’t meet your current standards (you have VERY high standards these days). Before you turned skinhead, you would have been satisfied, but now you aren’t and you woant to lose her.
Any normal person would have second thoughts about it, and may even feel bad about breaking up. But you? Normal? Get outta here!
Remember, you don’t have a conscience. To break up, you leave a message on her phone saying "I don’t want to see you anymore. Consider yourself dumped."
Either she’ll take it abnormally well, or she’ll take it like a woman and break down. Most probably the latter. So prepare for the aftermath call.
She’ll call, don’t worry. If she asks why, just say you don’t care anymore. If she asks whether there was anything wrong with her, you say there was. If she doesn’t, just say she’s ugly and hang up.
You’ll never have to deal with the pain a breakup can cause anymore. And if you think acting like this will drive chicks away from you, think again. Nice guys do finish last, no matter what the movies tell us. I have seen Nazism in relationships in action, and I have seen first hand the benefits of it.
So what are you waiting for? SIEG HEIL already!