I am working..

[file cabinet]

in the basement.. alone.. again! it's more difficult to focus when someone else isn't the room so I have more freedom to post here and do other things.. even jerk off.. seriously.. oh well.. I am going to the store.. it's practically lunch time.

[Kathara]

in the basement.. alone.. again! it's more difficult to focus when someone else isn't the room so I have more freedom to post here and do other things.. even jerk off.. seriously.. oh well.. I am going to the store.. it's practically lunch time.

Thank you. I feel so much better now knowing all this. I wasn't sure at first if my brain could assimilate all the info, but i deleted some childhod memories, and voila!

[Dr. Haight]

.. even jerk off.. seriously.. Now that's freedom in the workplace.

I mean, being able to surf the internets is one thing. Being able to "jerk off" at your desk is quite another.

[Kathara]

Now that's freedom in the workplace.

I mean, being able to surf the internets is one thing. Being able to "jerk off" at your desk is quite another.

I have. To all the jobs I have had. and I am a job hopper.....

[Sokkorobo]

I played my PSP quite heavily at my last job. Even managed to obtain the wi-fi pass code through some industrial espionage.

[outmywindow]

I have. To all the jobs I have had. and I am a job hopper.....

Wait, I thought you didn't take that job.

[Kathara]

Wait, I thought you didn't take that job.

Ugh, not that one, I didnt. Till the ripe age of 25 I have been a census manager (nightmare), teacher (more nightmare), translator (pretty ok), and linguist (that is nice).

[outmywindow]

Ugh, not that one, I didnt. Till the ripe age of 25 I have been a census manager (nightmare), teacher (more nightmare), translator (pretty ok), and linguist (that is nice).

Wow, and you jerked off at your desk at all of them? ;)

[Kathara]

Wow, and you jerked off at your desk at all of them? ;)

It was a sort of an inaguration thingy.

[outmywindow]

It was a sort of an innaguration thingy.

Either we are experiencing an example of the language barrier, or you have worked at some the worst places on the surface of the earth.

'Jacking/jerking off' is slang for masturbating.

[Sokkorobo]

See what happens when the evil capitalism is allowed to spread!
http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i161/Phantom40/1188117652177.jpg

[Kathara]

Yes, I am aware of the slang language.

choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, wanking, beating off, beat the meat, beating the bishop, wank, beating the meat, flog the dolphin, holding your sausage hostage, y taking matters into your own hands, tug-o-war with the cyclops, wacking off a date with pam and her five friends, beat off beating your meat, buffing the banana, burping the worm, flogging the log, boxing the one-eyed champ, slapping the salami, squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie, the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, bleeding the weasel,crank it, cranking flogging the hog ,fogeling jacking-off jingling the change, roping the ponly spanking itl teasing the weasel lwaxing the carrot, whack off.

I dont enjoy going to work, but cumming there is nice. Therefore I associate happy thoughts with the office, and fell less repulsed at the thought of going to work

[outmywindow]

Okay well now I'm convinced that CTG has a Romanian doppelganger.

Also, you forgot "pounding the pud," but it's nice to know you felt the need to shamelessly prove your command of a 14-year-old boy's version of the English language to me.

[Kathara]

Okay well now I'm convinced that CTG has a Romanian doppelganger.

Also, you forgot "pounding the pud," but it's nice to know you felt the need to shamelessly prove your command of a 14-year-old boy's version of the English language to me.

Do you have any idea how difficult it is for a non native to handle the slang. That and the idiom are the true proof that you have somewhat mastered the language.

[outmywindow]

Do you have any idea how difficult it is for a non native to handle the slang. That and the idiom are the true proof that you have somewhat mastered the language.

Woah, back off. Given the options of language barrier or being forced to masturbate at multiple jobs, which one seems more likely to you? I was just trying to let you know that you were consistently insinuating that you'd been going at it at work, apparently against your will.

So now my question is, what was it like, that "initiation," while you were a teacher? Did the principal force you, or some of the students? In other words, I highly doubt you've forced to perform while on the job, especially at multiple jobs. But then, what do I know?

[Sokkorobo]

Yes, I am aware of the slang language.

choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, wanking, beating off, beat the meat, beating the bishop, wank, beating the meat, flog the dolphin, holding your sausage hostage, y taking matters into your own hands, tug-o-war with the cyclops, wacking off a date with pam and her five friends, beat off beating your meat, buffing the banana, burping the worm, flogging the log, boxing the one-eyed champ, slapping the salami, squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie, the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, bleeding the weasel,crank it, cranking flogging the hog ,fogeling jacking-off jingling the change, roping the ponly spanking itl teasing the weasel lwaxing the carrot, whack off.

I dont enjoy going to work, but cumming there is nice. Therefore I associate happy thoughts with the office, and fell less repulsed at the thought of going to work

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i161/Phantom40/1193993709892.jpg

[Kathara]

Nobody was forcing me, except for my horniness.

It was a private, personal inaguration. A sort of marking the territory, u know?

[outmywindow]

Nobody was forcing me, except for my horniness.

It was a private, personal inaguration. A sort of markinh the territory, u know?

:rolleyes2:

[Kathara]

:rolleyes2:

Stop faking innocence!

[Sokkorobo]

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i161/Phantom40/Self_Help_by_jasinski.jpg
You are a strange girl.

[Kathara]

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i161/Phantom40/Self_Help_by_jasinski.jpg
You are a strange girl.

Wow, even by INTp standards I am strange!

Should I insert happy or sad bannana?

[Sokkorobo]

I think we will leave it at that
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[Delilah]

Train wreck.

Nothing to see here folks, nothing to see, move along.......

[Kathara]

Train wreck.

Nothing to see here folks, nothing to see, move along.......

Huh?

At least I draw interest if that subtle hint was directed towards me.

[Delilah]

Huh?

At least I draw interest if that subtle hint was directed towards me.

Hey, I'm drunk I have no idea what you're talking about:mellow:

[SilentlyHonest]

Yes, I am aware of the slang language.

choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, wanking, beating off, beat the meat, beating the bishop, wank, beating the meat, flog the dolphin, holding your sausage hostage, y taking matters into your own hands, tug-o-war with the cyclops, wacking off a date with pam and her five friends, beat off beating your meat, buffing the banana, burping the worm, flogging the log, boxing the one-eyed champ, slapping the salami, squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie, the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, bleeding the weasel,crank it, cranking flogging the hog ,fogeling jacking-off jingling the change, roping the ponly spanking itl teasing the weasel lwaxing the carrot, whack off.


:think:

I'm still in high school surrounded by chauvinist pigs and sexual deviants and even I haven't heard half of these.

Thank you for that Kathara you've just made my day.

[bonsai]

Forgot polishing the helmet.

[file cabinet]

this is an interesting blast from the past..

I don't work in a basement anymore.

[Dr. Haight]

this is an interesting blast from the past..

I don't work in a basement anymore.I know, but it's fun pretending that your new job allows you to jerk off in the basement.

[Ferrus]

Hey, I'm drunk I have no idea what you're talking about:mellow:
Ah, fuck my lack of money has meant I haven't had that for sometime now. Sigh.

[djm]

My job doesn't allow time for such things (and I can't afford to lose my eyesight in any case). I do drink excessive amounts of tea and read a lot though, so it isn't without it's advantages.

I suspect if Kathara was a male, then her candid behaviour would not be attracting so much comment.

[Kathara]

I like it how everybody seems ultraged, yet keeps on adding to the list.

Candid ... I might seem. Perhaps I am on a quest to showing that the INTPs are far more hypocritical than we think

[djm]

I like it how everybody seems ultraged, yet keep on adding to the list.

Candid ... I might seem. Perhaps I am on a quest to showing that the INTPs are far more hypocritical than we think

I am not outraged, I respect honesty.

[Lout]

kathara, I find you strangely intriguing.

I have never met a woman with such an extensive vocabulary related to the private acts of lonely men and women. I am truly impressed.

btw, you forgot 'Playing the skin flute' and 'Grab the hoover'.

[Henry]

I've always been fond of choking the bishop.

[Kathara]

kathara, I find you strangely intriguing.

I have never met a woman with such an extensive vocabulary related to the private acts of lonely men and women. I am truly impressed.

btw, you forgot 'Playing the skin flute' and 'Grab the hoover'.

Perhaps the fact that u live in the Saudi is related to that.

And from what I can see from the follwing posts, I have yet to master the subject.

[Shades of Gray]

I just wonder why you're starting or resurrecting so many posts recently. As an uninterested observer, it really does look like you're trying to stir up trouble.

[Kathara]

I just wonder why you're starting or resurrecting so many posts recently. As an uninterested observer, it really does look like you're trying to stir up trouble.

I dont. I am a bit bored, true. As to the resurrecting ... I just read older threads and if I find them interesting I answer them. As to my own threads, I just need closure. Do we have the optin of closing a thread so that nobody can keep on answering it?

[SilentlyHonest]

Ask a Madmin I'm sure they'll be all to happy to do it for you.

[Kathara]

Ask a Madmin I'm sure they'll be all to happy to do it for you.

Thanks ... very subtle.

[SilentlyHonest]

It's the best kind of insult. Glad you caught it.

[Kathara]

It's the best kind of insult. Glad you caught it.

:whyi:

Love you too!

[SilentlyHonest]

:whyi:

Love you too!

:hug:

[Lout]

Perhaps the fact that u live in the Saudi is related to that..

Actually, it has nothing to do with that. I've been to other countries too (I'm not a Neanderthal, goddamit!). I've met other women of lots of different cultures and backgrounds. You still rank in the 'Intriguing as hell' list.

[Kathara]

Actually, it has nothing to do with that. I've been to other countries too (I'm not a Neanderthal, goddamit!). I've met other women of lots of different cultures and backgrounds. You still rank in the 'Intriguing as hell' list.

I will take it as a compliment. :happpy: