How much is your cadaver worth?

[2ds]

Give us your values =)

http://mingle2.com/cadaver-calculator


$3590

[awe]

5100

[cafe]

$5190

[Sierim]

$4975

[Anonymous]

$4565

[Prothero]

$4075

[nagrom]

$5000

[silady79]

100G's

[rhinosaur]

$3090 :( Mine is the cheapest so far.
Take two: $3440
Take three: $3540
Damn.

[Ellipsis]

$4815

I feel so good about myself....

[bluebell]

$3090 :( Mine is the cheapest so far.


$3075

:banana:

[stopharian]

$4125, but thats a total rip off. I know where you can get chinese and east indian cadavers for wayyyy cheaper.


Have you ever checked out the human skulls (http://stores.ebay.com/Tibetan-Secrets) that sell on ebay?
the ones with good teeth are double the price.

http://stores.ebay.com/Tibetan-Secrets

[Mr Pink]

$3775

[rhinosaur]

human skulls that sell on ebay?
the ones with good teeth are double the price.

The pathological one costs two thousand!

[Ferrus]

$4165

[SensEye]

I got $4250. I'm curious, does having health problems make you worth more or less? Weird conditions should be good for medical research so should make your corpse more valuable. Unless they are valuing you on an organ donation basis, then healthy should be better.

[Ferrus]

I have colour blindness, which I presume increased the value of mine somewhat.

[Toonia]

$4590!

This is way better than having a funeral. Seriously.

[squirrel]

$5575... yay teetotalism!

[Rajah]

$5325.

How is that possible?!?

[Sam]

$4025

[Rajah]

I'm curious, does having health problems make you worth more or less? Weird conditions should be good for medical research so should make your corpse more valuable. Unless they are valuing you on an organ donation basis, then healthy should be better.I just answered again based on what I thought would be heathful answers - don't smoke or drink, maintain a healthy diet, no surgeries, good vision... and got a value of just under $6000.

[ApeTheDog]

$4175

[Eli]

$4490

[sorabji_66]

the extremely tall/gigantism answer was worth $$$.

hate to tell them it's the first option, at least so far...

[Lateralus]

I just answered again based on what I thought would be heathful answers - don't smoke or drink, maintain a healthy diet, no surgeries, good vision... and got a value of just under $6000.
I wonder how much age/height/etc factors into their total. I could honestly answer with the most healthy choice on all lifestyle/health related questions (except I'm not a vegetarian), and I only got $5175. Maybe I'm too old or the fact that I'm average height hurts.

Edit: I answered the same for everything, except I changed my height from average to gigantic. My value hit $6375.

[outmywindow]

$5325. I had major surgery a few years ago, so I wonder if that increased or decreased my value. Maybe cut-upon cadavers would be interesting to look at.

Oh, it did! Major surgery is worth $600! :grin:

[NoahFence]

Have you ever checked out the human skulls (http://stores.ebay.com/Tibetan-Secrets) that sell on ebay?
the ones with good teeth are double the price.

I suggested a rating system for their skulls. There would be five categories: Chipped, Flawed, Standard, Flawless, and Perfect.

And for the topic at hand, about $4K. Somehow my body is worth more without my gall bladder than with it, go figure.

[Lateralus]

I suggested a rating system for their skulls. There would be five categories: Chipped, Flawed, Standard, Flawless, and Perfect.

And for the topic at hand, about $4K. Somehow my body is worth more without my gall bladder than with it, go figure.
We should apply the same rating system to gems, too!

[ajblaise]

$4650 - i was gunnin for a perfect score until the inevitable drug questions came up.

[Rajah]

Just for kicks...

If you're a middle-aged, colorblind, alcoholic, chain-smoking, diabetic, tan-obsessed, obese, giant albino with a sugar-laden, high-fat diet, elephantitis, a hernia, a prosthetic limb, and latent asbestosis, who's also had some unfortunate surgeries (including an appendectomy) and is hopped up on lithium, but blessed with mid-length hair, your cadaver is worth $7955.


(And somehow, I just pushed random buttons on the test and ended up with $8810. Dammit!)

[Rice-Tactics]

$4400... this reminds me of hostel.

[attila_the_hunny]

$3990!

[Dansker]

$5875

[prplchknz]

$3640!

[silady79]

my cadaver would be worth a lot because I've had so many brain surgeries, abnormal brain structure, I have epilepsy, am on many medications so far, among other things and I'm only 27, so I figure by the time I die my body will be a real freak show. oh, my eyes suck, I ve broken/sprained many bones anyway I'll be a great specimen for scientists.

[outmywindow]

my cadaver would be worth a lot because I've had so many brain surgeries, abnormal brain structure, I have epilepsy, am on many medications so far, among other things and I'm only 27, so I figure by the time I die my body will be a real freak show. oh, my eyes suck, I ve broken/sprained many bones anyway I'll be a great specimen for scientists.

Brain surgery over here too, which boosted my body up almost $600 more than otherwise. These things have their benefits!

[Ceilinh]

5125$
Not too shabby.

[Ashi, K?]

$6125

Now I wonder if that is USD, CAD, or AUS...

I also wonder if I could, legally, arrange to hold that money is escrow until my new body is matured.

Who knows, reincarnation, cloning, etc.

[bluebell]

$3075

:banana:

Um, I'm either still winning or losing... not sure which...

[Ceilinh]

Um, I'm either still winning or losing... not sure which...

Well, look at it this way- people will be less likely to kill you for the money they could make by selling your body to science. I'd put that in the win column.

[cjs55]

4375.

Think I can sell my cadaver before I die? I'm not planning to rise from the grave as a zombie at the moment, so I might as well get some extra cash!

[Zergling]

$5065

[Bluehaze]

$4725.00

[Huston]

$5275!

Damn, that only covers 1/7th of my student loans!

[cannabinoid]

Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5725!

Good to know I'll eventually get a refund on my fitness/heath food budget ...

Oh.

[Meticulum]

Mine came to $10,125. It was calculated at a base value of $4,125 plus an extra $6,000 for the impressively prodigious cock.


John

[zhang_bob]

$5650

[booyalab]

Just for kicks...

If you're a middle-aged, colorblind, alcoholic, chain-smoking, diabetic, tan-obsessed, obese, giant albino with a sugar-laden, high-fat diet, elephantitis, a hernia, a prosthetic limb, and latent asbestosis, who's also had some unfortunate surgeries (including an appendectomy) and is hopped up on lithium, but blessed with mid-length hair, your cadaver is worth $7955.


yay. I'll take 4140 as a sign that i wont have to sell it soon then.

[outmywindow]

Mine came to $10,125. It was calculated at a base value of $4,125 plus an extra $6,000 for the impressively prodigious cock.


John

:rolleyes2:

[Pooja]

$ 5075

[payasito]

$5175 baby!

[obsidianavener]

$3875... my body sucks. lol

[Ghost-Girl]

$5350

That's a little disturbing.

[LastRailway]

$5240

[diffusionator]

$5975!

[Niffer]

$5915

:banana:

[Blossom76]

Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4290!


woohoo! where do i start selling?:rofl:

[celesul]

$6150

if I was five years older I'd be worth a few hundered less, but if I never took painkillers I'd be worth 150 more than if I rarely took them... interesting.

[Theodoret]

$3875. Not sure if that is good or bad.

[kate2020]

$4500

[ryan_m_parr]

$5125! I'll buy a new car! . . . Oh, nevermind

[KC85]

$5,525.00 ... I must live a very boring life.

[Jessica Jolene]

$5,265

[Limey]

I got $4240 but they haven't taken my British Pound into consideration.

[nfinityi]

Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4515!

[dubbeltop]

How much is your cadaver worth?

$4875,00

[owarinoTenshi]

$4465. Wow, that's like 447 times more than my bank account balance.

[Fictionarium]

$5450

[Limey]

I couldn't find the drop down for having three legs. Admittedly this will only increase the value to a live human....then again it might have actually taken value off the corpse if washing, carrying etc are breakdowns in the mortician insurance billing.

Never mind - just thinking out loud again (fucking INTJs!)

[Paracetamol Boy]

$4280

Can I get the money after I sign the card?

[Park]

$4405

[Jonanory]

$5065
I feel like destroying my body so it won't be sold after I die.

[Robobenny]

$4965.

[Kelric]

Hmm... $5425

[garak]

400 bars of gold-pressed latinum.

[HilbertSpace]

Um, I'm either still winning or losing... not sure which...

$2905

:sadbanana:

[bluebell]

$2905

:sadbanana:

Whiskey and vodka to drown our sorrows, along with a packet of ciggies? ;)

[HilbertSpace]

Whiskey and vodka to drown our sorrows, along with a packet of ciggies? ;)

:cheers:

Besides, if I sold my body to science, I'd have a harder time coming back as a zombie.

[bluebell]

:cheers:

Besides, if I sold my body to science, I'd have a harder time coming back as a zombie.

I'm gonna come back as a cheerleader (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdItwaLrv1U&mode=related&search=).

[cursorial]

$5390

[Methofelis]

$4,840

Eh... great?


Hah... but as an obese, blind, diabetic, psychotic, paraplegic, self-tanning, forty year old elephantitis-ridden albino dwarf who smokes, drinks, and is high on Vicodin, has hernias and no appendix... I'm worth $6,845. Wow.

[Iconoclasm Conquest]

$3,540

Ah, fuck.

[slacker]

$4,840
Hah... but as an obese, blind, diabetic, psychotic, paraplegic, self-tanning, forty year old elephantitis-ridden albino dwarf who smokes, drinks, and is high on Vicodin, has hernias and no appendix... I'm worth $6,845. Wow.
There's a crazy black market for freaky necrophilia porn

[ben from below]

$11175

It must be because I'm an obese giant albino diabetic with elephantiasis...

[nicholas1984_01]

3750

[TPol]

Interesting.
$5590

I'm assuming a relative or guardian must sign off on the cadaver sale. Otherwise, this thread might turn into quite a lucrative hit list for someone. :ph34r:

[Linz]

$5275

[dontbelievemiracles]

$3540

[F35Ace]

3890

:gm:

[Limey]

psst. US Citizens, consider selling your Cadavers up north, over the Canadian border, it's worth more there now.
USD Vs. CAD:

http://ichart.finance.yahoo.com/1y?usdcad=x

[Eleanor]

$6000

don't get any ideas...

[Nocapszy]

$3540

So do I collect at the morgue or do they bury me with the money?

[Shatartar]

Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5950!

Pretty good for a teen girl.

[Shatartar]

$3540

So do I collect at the morgue or do they bury me with the money?

:) Good one!

[AllAboutSoul]

$3590. Not too good me thinks.

[AyEye]

$3940 hmm