How many men are required to change a lightbulb in the kitchen?

[Hawkon]

none - the damn bitch can cook the food in the dark.


(sorry, couldn't find the word "mannsjåvenist" in the dictionary. means a man who thinks he's superior than women and by that he favours masculinity (??))

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How many surrealists are required in order to start a car?



























2 - one to cuddle the giraffe while the other fills the bathtub with liquid, glowing trucks.

[rich036]

The second is better. The first one is so stupid.

Who would have just one lightbulb to light their entire kitchen?

[booyalab]

The second should be: 4... 1 to stand in the background wearing a fish covered in ants as a hat, and 3 to pick up the front of the car and put crutches under it.

[Swift]

(sorry, couldn't find the word "mannsjåvenist" in the dictionary. means a man who thinks he's superior than women and by that he favours masculinity (??)) Male chauvinist pig. Oink.

[CreativeChaos]

As many as I can find! :smooch:


GEE! So many men, so few light bulbs! :angry:

[Geoff]

Q : How many men does it take to change a lightbulb in the kitchen?

A : There's a room called the kitchen?

-Geoff

[Hawkon]

wahahha!

Q: Why do women exist?

A: We needed someone to carry the semen to the bathroom.

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Q: Who designed the woman's body?

A: The local authority; who else is dumb enough to place water and waste disposal so close to the playground.

[Garyincinci]

Q. Why did the woman cross the road?


A. Who cares, what the hell was she doin out of the kitchen.

[Vagabond]

:rofl:

[Sackanaka]

:rofl:
It deserves another! :rofl:
Funniest joke I've heard in awhile :D

[QrioCT]

Q. how many men are required to change a lightbulb in the kitchen?

A. doesn't matter...the food wouldn't be seen anyway after the men came.

[jimkopelli]

I still like mine...
Q: How many Freuds does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Two. One to screw in the new bulb, and one to hold the penis. Ladder. I meant ladder.

[Geoff]

Lol I like it.

My personal favourite is this one :

A: One.

Q: How many psychics does it take to change a lightbulb?

-Geoff

[purple13]

I still like mine...
Q: How many Freuds does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Two. One to screw in the new bulb, and one to hold the penis. Ladder. I meant ladder.


ha! I'm going to share that one with my therapist.

[your_prostate]

Q : How many men does it take to change a lightbulb in the kitchen?

A : If they are managers, at least seven

one to draw up a project proposal, three more to okay the proposal, two more to finalize the project details, and one more to hire the person to change the bulb.

[misutii]

*note: men are inferior to women but this joke is too good so if you are female forgive me*


Q: What do you tell a woman if she wants breakfast in bed?




A: Sleep in the kitchen

[your_prostate]

. ......... A kick at the Lexican
. ........ Q. How many ENTPs does it take to "screw in a lightbulb"
. ........
. ........ A.
. ....... mf: One ENTP after a error
. ...... oo : Two very small ENTPs
. ..... ru: One student ENTP doing some easy gardening
. .... er: One very small ENTP trapped

[int]

Q: Why don't women need to wear watches?

A: There's a clock on the stove.



http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22women+jokes%22

[songbird36]

100 - One to change the lightbulb and the other 99 to figure out where the kitchen is!

[your_prostate]

Q: Who designed the woman's body?

A: A Sperm air traffic control engineer. Their faces are excellent landing pads

Q: How does a nihllist run the car.

A: He allows his wife to drive.

[greenintp]

Such hostility towards women... earthlings.

[Star]

Yeah, I really don't get it. Is it possible to think that something like the sperm-on-the-face joke is funny and not be sexist? I think not. These sexist memes cloaked by humor are so obvious to me... does that mean I lack a sense of humor? And if so then what is a sense of humor? The susceptibility to these atavistic attitudes and the capacity to carry these memes out into the world and help them spread?

[int]

If anyone is *actually* being hostile, raise your hand.
























Didn't think so. But to balance it out a little more:
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=men+jokes

[your_prostate]

How would a INTP change a light bulb?

Hatch a evil plan to blow up the old bulb
Blow up the old bulb
Collect the parts to assemble a new bulb
Send Igor out to collect any missing bulb parts
Carefully screw in the rebuilt bulb
Flip the switch and cry "its a light, its a light"

How would a lawyer change a light bulb?

Sue the old bulb for breach of contract
Take the old bulb to court
Take the old bulb for everything it's got
Find a new bulb
Screw it too

[songbird36]

Q: How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: One to change it, and the other 99 to establish its existence ontologically by deductive reasoning.

[Geoff]

Q : How many christians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A : None, it is far too rational a thing to do. Instead they will be in church saying "let there be light" and lo and behold, there was.

-Geoff

[your_prostate]

Q. How do you create one big Asshole?

A. Take all of the INTP's from INTP Central.
....And add one INFP(me) and one ENTP.
....Then Mix.

[songbird36]

Q. How do you create one big Asshole?

A. Take all the INTP's from INTP Central.
....And add one INFP and one ENTP.
....Then Mix.

I'm not even *going there* with this question..

lolololol

[nobarcode]

Q. How do you create one big Asshole?

A. Take all the INTP's from INTP Central.
....And add one INFP and one ENTP.
....Then Mix.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v374/nobarcode/elefuns4926.gif

[ohnoaninfp]

Q: How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: One to change it, and the other 99 to establish its existence ontologically by deductive reasoning.:rofl: :rofl: