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Meticulum
25 Jul 2007, 02:05 PM
http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2007/07/0724_lohan_mugshot_01.jpg


It's clear this Lindsay Lohan chick's days are numbered. She'll either be dead or incarcerated in a matter of months.

So. . . . who's the most likely actor/actress in Hollywood to play Lohan in the eventual ABC Afterschool Special?

Just to skirt the inevitable, you may not choose Booyalab. Or Brendan (as much as he'd fight for the role.) Or anyone else from INTPc.

I said Hollywood, people.


John
charred_heart
25 Jul 2007, 02:09 PM
who gives a flying fuck?
Meticulum
25 Jul 2007, 02:11 PM
who gives a flying fuck?

Apparently I do, or I wouldn't have asked the goddamned question. :grin:




John
pan_sonic_000
25 Jul 2007, 02:24 PM
Two things.

One, I just realized the OP's avatar is some guy with his package pushing against his buejeans.



Two, Lohan has crystal meth eyes.
ApeTheDog
25 Jul 2007, 02:26 PM
I don't know, but I would love to see Woody Allen do it.

The idea of a neurotic, rambling, unattractive guy who is completely disconnected from reality portraying a hollywood star is quite funny to me.

But since we can't pick anyone from INTPCentral, I guess Woody Allen is the next best thing.
Utopmk
25 Jul 2007, 02:44 PM
But the media loves her... They just can't stay out of her butthole.

I think if I had that kind of money, I'd have someone drive me around while I did my drugging.
booyalab
25 Jul 2007, 02:57 PM
Just to skirt the inevitable, you may not choose Booyalab. Or Brendan (as much as he'd fight for the role.) Or anyone else from INTPc.

I said Hollywood, people.


John

I had no idea I was afterschool special actress material, what an honor.

But I think Christian Bale should do it. Have you seen The Machinist?
bergenski
25 Jul 2007, 06:44 PM
She looks like she doesn't have any idea what's happening.
Meticulum
25 Jul 2007, 07:05 PM
Give Lohan three more months of coke and booze and they'll be able to cast Charlotte Rae to play her.


http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2007/07/0724_lohan_mugshot_01.jpg http://www.meticulum.com/lohan.jpg




John
Ferrus
25 Jul 2007, 07:07 PM
who gives a flying fuck?
Jesus?
Masterofnone
25 Jul 2007, 07:19 PM
Jesus very well may be able to give a flying fuck, he is miraculous.


...in bed.
Madrigal
25 Jul 2007, 08:01 PM
Hmm, no idea who that woman is.

Ignorance is bliss, they say.
Ferrus
25 Jul 2007, 08:04 PM
Jesus very well may be able to give a flying fuck, he is miraculous.


...in bed.
No up amongst the clouds with God watching.