For the guys...

[Division56]

Because trite unscientific polls are all the rage this week, here's another.

[MacGuffin]

At home, with the small toilets we have, I sit. Less chance of a "misfire" that way. And besides, my bathroom is well stocked with reading material so I can sit for a minute or so (in blessed solitude) and read a newspaper article.

At work, public restrooms, in a hurry? Stand.

[paladinoflunaria]

MacGuffin's got it.

[file cabinet]

this is for pissing, right?

[jimkopelli]

Hopefully...

[Claverhouse]

Didn't even know men could sit. Sure your parents told you the truth when they brought you up as a boy ?



Claverhouse :ph34r:

[nobarcode]

It depends on how far I want it to go!

[Division56]

Claver, I don't sit.


Barcode, this is for pissing, not jerking off.

[jimkopelli]

I sit... when I shit. Otherwise I stand and aim. Limits contact with the seat, ya know.

[nobarcode]

Barcode, this is for pissing, not jerking off.
:huh: :D

[Crazy]

Stand, and usually I am too busy or lazy to turn the light on too, but I very seldom get a rimshot, and I never miss

[KentOhio]

Where's the option for "lie down"? :blush:

[cloakable]

Where's the option for "lie down"? :blush:

Uhh... I didn't know you could piss while lying down.

Anyway, I piss standing up, but I'll shit sitting down (duh, obviously)

[Claverhouse]

Uhh... I didn't know you could piss while lying down.

Thousands of drunks are doing so at this very minute and will be every minute for the rest of the human race's sojourn on this planet.


( Not the same drunks, silly: a new relay every coupla minutes )



Claverhouse :ph34r:

[jimkopelli]

Gravity doesn't influence the bladder's functioning enough to make any difference... if it's gonna come out, it's gonna come out. You could piss standing on your head, if you so desired and were drunk enough. I just wouldn't advise it.

[flan2dave]

This thread is giving me deja vu.

I can't say this time I'm surprised some actually sit when they piss.

[solid_raiden223]

because of my bad back i accualy sit

[solid_raiden223]

2x post my bad

[WetRock]

What can say? Aiming sucks because sometimes it doesn't come out exactly...linear shall we say. If I had my druthers, every bathroom at home would have the nice big wall urinals also though. No aiming required. But yes I sit at home. Easier.

[greenintp]

This is the only issue that gives me penis envy. I hate public washrooms (nasty, vial things) and wish I could piss standing. You guys got it made. Course I am grateful I never had to worry about zippers. ;-)

[file cabinet]

This is the only issue that gives me penis envy. I hate public washrooms (nasty, vial things) and wish I could piss standing. You guys got it made. Course I am grateful I never had to worry about zippers. ;-)

females can pee standing up. I have heard about it

http://www.shiola.co.uk/link_of_the_week26.shtml
http://www.sporks-r-us.com/story/2003/11/14/182525/42
http://www.mysweetpee.com/
http://www.travelmateinfo.com/page002.html
http://www.plastuitcompany.com/eng/product.html
http://www.myvag.net/reviews/products/pee-zee/
http://weeklywire.com/ww/07-05-99/nash_ol-helter_shelter.html

device free method
http://web.archive.org/web/20030801075501/http://www.restrooms.org/standing.html

[MacGuffin]

This is the only issue that gives me penis envy. I hate public washrooms (nasty, vial things) and wish I could piss standing. You guys got it made. Course I am grateful I never had to worry about zippers. ;-)

You obviously haven't been in too many men's restrooms. :sick:

[greenintp]

No can't say as that I have.... although there have been a couple of guys I was tempted to follow in. :D



This is the only issue that gives me penis envy. I hate public washrooms (nasty, vial things) and wish I could piss standing. You guys got it made. Course I am grateful I never had to worry about zippers. ;-)

You obviously haven't been in too many men's restrooms. :sick:

[Groty]

This is the only issue that gives me penis envy. I hate public washrooms (nasty, vial things) and wish I could piss standing. You guys got it made. Course I am grateful I never had to worry about zippers. ;-)

You obviously haven't been in too many men's restrooms. :sick:

Women's restrooms are 10 times worse. Used to work with a guy responsible for facilities... He dreaded going into the ladies rooms to fix clogs. Clogs that happened almost every damned day.

Ladies? What's up with flushing panties?

[greenintp]

hey that's news to me!




This is the only issue that gives me penis envy. I hate public washrooms (nasty, vial things) and wish I could piss standing. You guys got it made. Course I am grateful I never had to worry about zippers. ;-)

You obviously haven't been in too many men's restrooms. :sick:

Women's restrooms are 10 times worse. Used to work with a guy responsible for facilities... He dreaded going into the ladies rooms to fix clogs. Clogs that happened almost every damned day.

Ladies? What's up with flushing panties?

[Division56]

This is the only issue that gives me penis envy. I hate public washrooms (nasty, vial things) and wish I could piss standing. You guys got it made. Course I am grateful I never had to worry about zippers. ;-)

You obviously haven't been in too many men's restrooms. :sick:
No can't say as that I have.... although there have been a couple of guys I was tempted to follow in. :D



*gasps*

Me too!!! ;P :devil:

[Laeskis]

I think the situation dictates if I stand or sit.
I always stand, except in the situation where:
I'm at work or someplace else that I don't like....then I'll sit and have a break. If I get caught standing around in the bathroom someone might say I've got to go back to work or to some other unpleasant drudgery. So, sometimes sitting is a great disquise for laziness...as opposed to being a symptom of it.
:blush:

[ohnoaninfp]

Yeah I have to agree that the girls bathroom is kind of gross. I have only been in a guys bathroom (because of a dare) a couple times. I didn't inspect it though so I don't know if the men's room is more or less nasty then ours. What I hate is when you go into a stall and there is piss all over the seat. If you are going to spray, wipe it up so others won't have to.

[Melody]

interesting

[haskell]

I stand. Oh, and this reminded me of that scene in "Me, Myself and Irene" :)

[athman]

[QUOTE=Groty]Women's restrooms are 10 times worse. Used to work with a guy responsible for facilities... He dreaded going into the ladies rooms to fix clogs. Clogs that happened almost every damned day.

QUOTE]

But how did all those wooden shoes get in there in the first place?

[Garyincinci]

You left out Colostomy Bag...I can go anyway I choose.

[QrioCT]

[QUOTE=Groty]Women's restrooms are 10 times worse. Used to work with a guy responsible for facilities... He dreaded going into the ladies rooms to fix clogs. Clogs that happened almost every damned day.

QUOTE]

But how did all those wooden shoes get in there in the first place?

lets just say us ladies flush things down the toilet that we are not supposed to and gentlemen dont even have to deal with. unless ur a janitor.