The Breyers-Devere Probe of Human Worth

[dontbelievemiracles]

Funny test
My results: Random Egoist Intellectual Pessimistic Ubermensch (REIPU)

http://www.thesatirist.com/satires/LostGeniuses/breyersdevere.html



I would've put a poll, but there are far too many possibilities.

[Rhu]

REIOU - I was this close to a full set of vowels!

[Rincon]

RTIOU. Amusing.

[ben from below]

hmm...apparently Nietzsche was an REIPS...a sheep

[celesul]

RTIOU. I think it's broken. I'm not team-oriented at all... I hate teams. And it says Hitler was my type :huh:

[Lurker]

REIOU

[lbloom]

REIOU

[rhinosaur]

Relativistic Team-Oriented Intellectual Optimistic Ubermensck

[cafe]

AEFOU -- I might have a future as a self-help charlatan. :grin:

[Anonymous]

Hmm, I'm an REIOU.

[Methofelis]

REIPU.

Me and Freud are apparently meant to be tobacconists.

[Anonymous]

REIPU.

Me and Freud are apparently meant to be tobacconists.

Well, if INTPc ever forms an Ayn Rand-esque community in the mountains, your skills will be in high demand.

[Methofelis]

Well, if INTPc ever forms an Ayn Rand-esque community in the mountains, your skills will be in high demand.

Wonderful! I'll get started on my new career right away.

[Ariel]

I'm another RTIOU. It's pretty accurate, I guess. It could have used a couple more questions, but being compared to some ignominious dictator has become a trend for me...

[TaylorS]

AEIOU? but I HATE Ayn Rand!!!

[Marston]

RTIPS, and I'm well on my way to becoming a degenerate. Gambling, I'm not so sure.

[trapstar]

RTFPU
It's me and Sasquatch baby

[!diom]

I'm horny.

(REIPU)

[Night]

RTIOU

Neat.

[Jennywocky]

AEIPS
Soren Kierkegaard; Woody Allen
Unabomber; Community College Sociologist

[ryan_m_parr]

I was hoping for Rei-Pu though got REIOU

[Nocapszy]

REIOU

Nailed it.

[AllAboutSoul]

ATFOU
Buddha; Henry VIII
World Savior; Pillsbury Doughboy; Impresario.

I'm not a team player though. Or the Pillsbury Doughboy. WTH?

[Methofelis]

AEIPS
Soren Kierkegaard; Woody Allen
Unabomber; Community College Sociologist

Oh! Fantastic, be the next unibomber, so I'll get to say things such as: "Yeah, you know, we spoke online a lot but I never knew THIS would happen... seemed so nice and sane until... well, you just never know with people." Always wanted to do that on national television.

[djm]

REIOU

[mancroft]

REIPÜ

Sigmund Freud;
Donovan

Tobacconist;
Extra in a "Life Savers" Commercial

[EL84]

REIPU - how come everyone else thought Rape-You but I immediately thought Rape-Ewe? Also I'd rather be a tobogganist. "...rosebud..." expires

[ryan_m_parr]

REIPU - how come everyone else thought Rape-You but I immediately thought Rape-Ewe? Also I'd rather be a tobogganist. "...rosebud..." expires

It's ultimately better to be perverse and unspecific, then to recognize that a sheep fetish is going around. . .

[bluebell]

RTIOU

Woohoo. Another Hitler.

[booyalab]

Absolutist Team-Oriented Intellectual Optimistic Uberfrau

Examples:
Augustus Caesar; Chuck Woolery

Suggested Vocations:
World Leader; [yay!]
Ball Retriever at Driving-Range



Sheep who are also Team Players, function well in such a milieu, while Egoistic Sheep always make noises about being better than the other sheep and being Übermensch material, but seldom are. ^^this made me laugh

[Lateralus]

RTFOU

Mao-Tse-Tung; Genghis Khan
Marketing Director; Assistant Marketing Director

Hmmm, are they really comparing Genghis Khan to a marketing director? :unsure:

[Rhu]

Hmmm, are they really comparing Genghis Khan to a marketing director? :unsure:
No, no. You'll note that there were two options--Genghis, being a foreigner, is clearly better suited to the Assistant Marketing Director position.

"With a Khan onboard, we'll take Asia by storm!"

[Ferrus]

I am also a 'REIOU'... Vladimir Lenin, yes, I can see that. Well, the writing side, maybe not the whole having a revolution and all that jazz.

[Karl]

REIOU... And I COULD see having a revolution.

Although preferably I'd not lead directly it myself.

I like how they call Marxism an absolute morality. People have made it into that, but Marx discouraged that line of thinking himself.

Oooh, and this elitist sheep stuff is nice.


Egoistic Sheep always make noises about being better than the other sheep and being Übermensch material, but seldom are.

I don't like this test.

[LastRailway]

REIPU, with future as a "tobacconist"

[Oso Mocoso]

RTIOU, with a future as a Director of Marketing.

--Oso

[booyalab]

I like how they call Marxism an absolute morality. People have made it into that, but Marx discouraged that line of thinking himself.

Oooh, and this elitist sheep stuff is nice.



I don't like this test.

I think you're taking it way too seriously ;)

the website is "thesatirist.com", after all.

[Karl]

*looks at the url

Oh.

[Robobenny]

REIOS

[Niffer]

R T F O U

Apparently I am like:
Mao-Tse-Tung
Genghis Khan

Suggusted vocations:
Marketing Director
Assistant Marketing Director

=__=

[pangolin]

RTIOU

[dubbeltop]

The Breyers-Devere Probe of Human Worth

AEIPU

Highly-Ranked Manipulative Religious Figure
Plumber

[euterpenc]

ATIOS - Absolutist Team Player Intellectual Optimist Sheep

*sigh*

Team player sheep... everything i despise...

[booyalab]

Zeitgeist I always knew you were an ESTJ!

[SensEye]

RTIOU.

Team player eh? Even after I said I have right to the last morsel of food? Strange.

[Marston]

What's with all the optimists? You guys are the crabbiest bunch of optimists I've ever met.

[Sojourner]

I got the full set of vowels!

AEIOU.

Absolutist Egotistical something something Uberfrau :)

[zserf]

RTIOU

I think it says we're optimists because the universe isn't out to get us.

[C.J.Woolf]

RTIOU. Is the T a symptom of borderline Sheephood? Hmm...


What's with all the optimists? You guys are the crabbiest bunch of optimists I've ever met.
We optimists don't believe the universe is out to get us personally; it sucks equally for everyone. ;)

[MySavior]

ATIPS -- ?

[b9588]

REIOU. Meeehhhh...

[zago]

RTFPS, and the only one to have gotten it so far!

[pangolin]

RTIOU

Ok, this time came out REIPU, which makes more sense, as I am not at all team oriented either, and pretty pessimistic of late.

[Katzchen]

RTIOS

Garrison Keillor;
Christopher Lloyd


Snake Oil Salesman;
Efficiency Expert


:mellow: I would make the worst efficiency expert ever.

[Anonymous]

I've turned into an RTIPS now. So I can either be a marriage counselor or degenerate gambler. I'd be a marriage counselor, but I don't know how well telling everyone to get divorced would go over, so I guess I should start working on my gambling skills.

[kuraiken]

REIOU

[Ptah]

REIOU

The questions are crap.

For example:


Environmentalism makes sense in theory, but is just too disruptive to our Economy.

How can I agree or disagree to the statement overall, when I disagree that environmentalism "makes sense in theory" but agree that, if practiced, is "too disruptive to the economy"? Horribly ambiguous.


Most of the time, I am just a little more interesting than the person I am speaking with.

Interesting relative to who? To me, to a third-party observer? Ambiguous.


Sometimes I am suspicious of words like ?theory?.

Suspicious of the word itself (or those like it), or to theories, or to the description of a premise as a theory? Ambiguous.


When my boss is unfair to me, I sometimes stick up for myself, or have harmless fantasies about his or her death.

What if I stick up for myself and plot fantasies about his or her demise that are not harmless?

The test would be well-served to have the questions slimmed down, reduced in terms to address more precisely whatever more primary factors are being "probed", sans-foregone conclusion fat.

:dont:

[foodeater]

I got RTIOU.

[eyebyte_atWork]

RTIOU

I can see my Hitler like qualities.

[nonperson]

AEIPU

[Zero Angel]

AEIOU (and sometimes Y)

[euterpenc]

RTIOÜ


Adolf Hitler;
Lord Fauntleroy


Marketing Director;
First Lord of the Admiralty

[Kirai]

REIPU (or O, depends on one question)

[weebolj]

RTFOÜ

Mao-Tse-Tung;
Genghis Khan

Marketing Director;
Assistant Marketing Director

I prefer friendly people to cold, abstract ideas. Oh, fuzzy feeler me. And check out the relativist cue on "Sometimes I am suspicious of words like ’theory’". Serious business.

Nevertheless, RTIOÜ points for Marketing Director as well, which would suit me fine, were I a pessimist instead of an optimist. I actually did have plans of taking marketing as a minor, and double major in economics and psychology, aiming at becoming a master at manipulating people. Oh, those were some dark times.

[rhinosaur]

Got the same thing as the first time I took it:

RTIOU

[Ace_]

Anybody else got STFU?

[syzygy]

I'm an REIOU!

[Valeria]

Congratulations! The Breyers-Devere Probe of Human Worth has determined that you are a(n) Absolutist Egoistic Feeling Optimistic Sheep. (AEFOS). Please make a note of it

:ph34r:

[kenkakuza]

AEIOU.

Guess I'm even awesome in sequential form.