Saggy Pants! Call the police!

[Larkin]

What's your take on the pants hung low to show off boxes?

I say, either it's a free country, or it isn't.

[MacGuffin]

Is it 1998 again?

[Ghost-Girl]

I say it looks stupid, but let it be, as it's a good indicator of who's a jackass.

[macr0]

I just can't wait until the criss-cross look comes back around and you wear them backwards too.

[V Profane]

I just can't wait until the criss-cross look comes back

They went away?

[Xenolith]

Be a real man - pull your pants up.

http://msnbcmedia2.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/040513/040513_pants_britney_vmed_8a.widec.jpg

Can't say the same for this though.

[V Profane]

Can't say the same for this though.

She's not a real man?

http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/9328/pantsbillboard540dm6.jpg (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Pull_Your_Pants_Up)

[sorabji_66]

What's your take on the pants hung low to show off boxes?

I say, either it's a free country, or it isn't.



i reduced 45 pounds and plenty in the waste/waist over the past year and all my pants fall to this level when not done up superbelty.

so, there's at least one of us who isn't cool doing it.

[lowtech redneck]

She's not a real man?

http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/9328/pantsbillboard540dm6.jpg (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Pull_Your_Pants_Up)

Attempting to stop people from dressing like retards by appealing to homophobia...priceless. :theclap:

[helium]

Ooh. Ooh. I can tell a story about this. The first and only time I rented an apartment instead of a house, I was looking for something not exorbitantly priced. I mean, why pay top dollar for any place that requires me to live around other people? Anyway, the building was quiet as were the ones immediately surrounding us. Little did we know however that several of the buildings further back were owned by another company that leased to criminal elements.

One morning I woke to a commotion outside. As I opened the door, a late model Cadillac squealed into the parking lot of the building across from ours. Thirty seconds later, two sheriff's cars pulled in behind him. The man in the Cadillac jumped out shirtless and holding up the waist of his pants as he darted off into the woods nearby. I went to investigate. Just three minutes later the officers had the man cuffed and the man's pants were around his ankles. He had tripped. I'm pretty sure he deserved the shuffling, tight-legged walk back to the cruiser.

[outmywindow]

Just three minutes later the officers had the man cuffed and the man's pants were around his ankles. He had tripped. I'm pretty sure he deserved the shuffling, tight-legged walk back to the cruiser.

Heh, I've seen this kind of thing on COPS. :highfive:

And yeah, superbaggy pants look stupid, aren't flattering to the human form, and look stupid. They are, however, awesome because when worn correctly, they require an otherwise (supposed) badass to hold up his pants in a manner very similar to a Victorian woman holding up her skirt while walking.

[helium]

They are, however, awesome because when worn correctly, they require an otherwise (supposed) badass to hold up his pants in a manner very similar to a Victorian woman holding up her skirt while walking.

Hahaha. If only I could think of a way to trick one of these into teeheeing and curtsying for my personal amusement.

[lazyhappy]

i don't mind sagging... in fact i perfer it when it's being versed with above-knee shorts... *barf*... it just looks better in my oppinion... but i am in the generation of saggy pants instead of high pants... so yeah... its just oppinion

although i did hear that sagging originated in jail and it was a thing to tell the other guys that they can be sodomized... but i think that just might be a rumor, used to stop sagging... and even if it was true... sagging is better than high pants...

hmm... sadly i feel i'm the only one who does perfer it here....

[Limey]

I like to buy extra high crotch Nautica jeans to accentuate my male camel toe.
I might not be able to do that fancy female lobe separation, but I can demonstrate which leg I'm keeping warm.

I only see these styles (still) when I board southwest flights. There was a (white) guy the other day walking down the jetway almost tripping on his own low hanging crotch, I thought of them as hernia pants and imagined that circus clown music playing in my head and almost laughed in the guys face.
It's like with some of the styles, they're paying to look like they have an extra chromosome and their now senile baby boomer parents are still dressing them.

Having said all that, I like them - it helps me to quickly identify who the fucktards are without having to interact at all.
It's not clothing, it's a sign that says "little to offer, little to contribute"

[Ponderous]

although i did hear that sagging originated in jail and it was a thing to tell the other guys that they can be sodomized... but i think that just might be a rumor, used to stop sagging...
Purportedly did originate in prison, but because they weren't allowed belts. However, the rumor factor is amusing.


imagined that circus clown music playing
Yeah, it's pretty much like that.

[Ellipsis]

I think many people are overreacting....they are boxers....they aren't bare skin....I did not see any rules about not wearing shorts in public....I think pools might even require you to wear them ....and some people do go naked in the pool locker rooms...So what are we doing?...criminal profiling based on how low your pants are? Even if there is any connection...it would only be one of maybe equivalent to how your hair is cut or maybe higher....but I think education level or poverty would be be better ways to connect and fix the problem....

I am sure I did not need to say that to many people here...but people should remember something this veterans/remembrance day...people didn't die for your freedom so you could go lose it because you are too uninterested...