FUCK WOMEN ALTOGETHER

[Shai Gar]

i told jemma not to come to this site
she asked why
i told her because i said something in haste that i regret about her and that i also wrote some embarassing things.
she said what?
i said "i wrote a thread that was fuck fickle 17 year old girls"
she wanted to know why and what pissed me off so she could understand
i then told her the whole story from my end. fuck women.

the story was that after she said she wouldnt date me i got drunk and got laid
she then wanted to know who to, like a moron i told the truth, nothing is as good as honesty right? FUCK NO, HONESTY IS FOR IDIOTS, INTELLECTUALS AND STUDENTS OF HUMAN NATURE LIE. she went quiet.

so i told her that i understood and now i would lose her msn and her mobile phone number. GODDAMN IT that stupid peice of honesty cost me dearly. FUCK HONEST PRATS I HOPE THEY ALL DIE. FUCK WOMEN TOO.

i need green chartreuse

[Bugeater]

I'd rather be with an honest guy than a liar.

[Shai Gar]

yes, well that is you. im sure you wouldnt date or be with one who slept with his ex/stalker and got wasted when you said no

[garak]

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

[jimkopelli]

Honesty is useful... in the right places. If you lie all the time, people won't expect the truth, and might not believe you. Conversely... if you tell the truth almost all the time... people will be easier to fool when you really need to lie... if you're good at it.

[Shai Gar]

it served its purpose. i dont hate women altogether, i used this thread in case she were to come in here and notice it. but also just incase the play worked it did and she is more happy than usual with me :D

[jimkopelli]

Now I'm confused... and wouldn't posting the thing you just did make her suspicious if she reads it?

[Architectonic]

I'm confused also. It seems Shai Gar is too......

[garak]

Heh, yeah. "Confused."

[jimkopelli]

Thus the title of the thread.

[Clara]

Put me down for "confused, and not even trying to understand" :rofl:
*sorry Shai Gar... I'm laughing at life, not specifically at this, and not at you, at all*

Jemma, if you're there, tell us, if you want to :)

[songbird36]

I am getting the the stage where I want to personally sort this Jemma chick out.

Jemma if you're there, come and see Aunty Songbird for some friendly and well meant advice :lol:

[Claverhouse]

i told jemma not to come to this site
The first mistake.


she asked why
i told her because i said something in haste that i regret about her and that i also wrote some embarassing things.
The second mistake.


she said what?
i said "i wrote a thread that was fuck fickle 17 year old girls"
she wanted to know why and what pissed me off so she could understand
i then told her the whole story from my end. fuck women.
A third mistake.


the story was that after she said she wouldnt date me i got drunk and got laid
she then wanted to know who to, like a moron i told the truth, nothing is as good as honesty right? FUCK NO, HONESTY IS FOR IDIOTS, INTELLECTUALS AND STUDENTS OF HUMAN NATURE LIE. she went quiet.

Women are strange unfathomable creatures. Who can say what will please and what annoy ?



Claverhouse :ph34r:

[songbird36]

Women are strange unfathomable creatures. Who can say what will please and what annoy ?

Claverhouse :ph34r:

Good on you for joining the fledgling Mysoginists' Society on the forum. I understand Tragula and Thermo are offering discounted membership rates at the moment..

[mgb]

i told jemma not to come to this site
she asked why
i told her because i said something in haste that i regret about her and that i also wrote some embarassing things.
she said what?
i said "i wrote a thread that was fuck fickle 17 year old girls"
she wanted to know why and what pissed me off so she could understand
i then told her the whole story from my end. fuck women.

the story was that after she said she wouldnt date me i got drunk and got laid
she then wanted to know who to, like a moron i told the truth, nothing is as good as honesty right? FUCK NO, HONESTY IS FOR IDIOTS, INTELLECTUALS AND STUDENTS OF HUMAN NATURE LIE. she went quiet.

so i told her that i understood and now i would lose her msn and her mobile phone number. GODDAMN IT that stupid peice of honesty cost me dearly. FUCK HONEST PRATS I HOPE THEY ALL DIE. FUCK WOMEN TOO.

i need green chartreuse

I'm just going to come right out and say it. You aren't very good at this whole "dating" thing.

You can't really say that the truth is the problem, the problem was you getting drunk and screwing someone else.

And if you couldn't date the 17 year old anyways, it might not be that getting drunk and having sex isn't really a problem at all. So, problem solved I guess.

[Vagabond]

Good on you for joining the fledgling Mysoginists' Society on the forum. I understand Tragula and Thermo are offering discounted membership rates at the moment.. Well I do agree on the line of mistakes claver mentioned...

1. If you ask me not to do something without further explanation, of course I want to do it. I am curious.

2. You said something in haste that you are embarassed about, but won't tell me what; I'm curious.

3. Shouldn't have mentioned the thread title. Of course I'd want to know what 17-year-olds did to you, I'd even want knowing if you considered me a bitch (or whatever), it doesn't mean it would make me happy that you had such an opinion though.

But geez, wouldn't a guy be curious also if the table was turnt around..? I mean, if she told you not to go on a site she frequents, wouldn't you be curious as to why..? And then, she says she mentioned something she doesn't want you to know. Like hell you'll stay away. What if she also says she started a "fuck men" thread... what are you going to do, be satisfied with the answer and won't ask anything on it? And then she tells you that reaction was provoqued by *you*, basically the "fuck men" thing was addressed to you. You asked, you got an answer. Does it make you happy necessarily?

[ohnoaninfp]

The first mistake.


The second mistake.


A third mistake.



Women are strange unfathomable creatures. Who can say what will please and what annoy ?



Claverhouse :ph34r:
It's the guys who are strange. Some get pissed at you for no damn good reason (James), and some you can't tell that they are mad, so you don't know if you offending them or not.
Honesty is good and required if a guy wants to be with me. I can't stand liars who say sweet things to your face while stabbing you in the back with a machete. I don't talk to my two best friends anymore because all they ever do was use me and lie to me. One even went as far as to back stab me and get me in to trouble. So Fuck Liars!

[CreativeChaos]

I'm just going to come right out and say it. You aren't very good at this whole "dating" thing.

You can't really say that the truth is the problem, the problem was you getting drunk and screwing someone else.

And if you couldn't date the 17 year old anyways, it might not be that getting drunk and having sex isn't really a problem at all. So, problem solved I guess.

Haa!!!! :rofl:


:thumbup:

[songbird36]

On a serious note I do wish Shai Gar would stop creating threads with "Fuck" and "Women" in the title, all the time.

[CreativeChaos]

On a serious note I do wish Shai Gar would stop creating threads with "Fuck" and "Women" in the title, all the time.

He does have a propensity for utilizing the two words in a single sentence, does he not? :D

[songbird36]

He does have a propensity for utilizing the two words in a single sentence, does he not? :D

And it's always in blimming caps too, so you can't avoid having your eyes drawn to it...

[hugin]

Women are strange unfathomable creatures. Who can say what will please and what annoy ?

Claverhouse :ph34r:

Good on you for joining the fledgling Mysoginists' Society on the forum. I understand Tragula and Thermo are offering discounted membership rates at the moment.. Expressing bewilderment on the nature of women has become an act of hate?
If so, I'm rather hatefull myself right now.http://intpcentral.com/forums/images/smilies/blink.gif

And women ask why men never "open up".http://intpcentral.com/forums/images/smilies/whistling.gif

[CreativeChaos]

And it's always in blimming caps too, so you can't avoid having your eyes drawn to it...


:rofl:


Blimming. NOw that's an NZ word for you. (Just an aside, that's not what I'm laughing about.)

[CreativeChaos]

Expressing bewilderment on the nature of women has become an act of hate?
If so, I'm rather hatefull myself right now.http://intpcentral.com/forums/images/smilies/blink.gif

And women ask why men never "open up".http://intpcentral.com/forums/images/smilies/whistling.gif

Expressing bewilderment on your statement. :blink: Were you trying to mean something there? Hugin? :hug:

[booyalab]

So men should be allowed bewilderment 'about the nature of women', but we're not allowed bewilderment about the nature of men?

[Chall T. Dow]

So men should be allowed bewilderment 'about the nature of women', but we're not allowed bewilderment about the nature of men?
I think both are allowed confusion, but we (men) never understand why women are bewildered by us. We are, in general, fairly simple creatures.

Chall T. Dow

[songbird36]

I think both are allowed confusion, but we (men) never understand why women are bewildered by us. We are, in general, fairly simple creatures.

Chall T. Dow

I actually agree. I think women are more complex.

But that doesn't make us illogical or irrational or manipulative or any of the other unhelpful labels that get stuck on us.

[CreativeChaos]

So men should be allowed bewilderment 'about the nature of women', but we're not allowed bewilderment about the nature of men?

Oh! So THAT's what he meant. GEE, I think we're ALL bewildered. :huh: :blink: :wacko: :confused: :unsure: :zzz:

[Chall T. Dow]

But that doesn't make us illogical or irrational or manipulative or any of the other unhelpful labels that get stuck on us.You're right, you don't deserve the labeling, but I have known more women with those characteristics than I have men. Well, the manipulative one is about equal if you count the politicians I've met.

Chall T. Dow

[songbird36]

You're right, you don't deserve the labeling, but I have known more women with those characteristics than I have men. Well, the manipulative one is about equal if you count the politicians I've met.

Chall T. Dow

OK well you haven't met my most recent ex-boyfriend then. He was a neurotic arch-manipulator, and I don't want to go into details about what he did to me but suffice to say, it was pretty distressing.

So indeed the shoe can be on the other foot at times...

[booyalab]

You're right, you don't deserve the labeling, but I have known more women with those characteristics than I have men.
that's probably because you've been in more intimate relationships with women than men........hmm ya think?

[Geoff]

It's the guys who are strange. Some get pissed at you for no damn good reason (James), and some you can't tell that they are mad, so you don't know if you offending them or not.
Honesty is good and required if a guy wants to be with me. I can't stand liars who say sweet things to your face while stabbing you in the back with a machete. I don't talk to my two best friends anymore because all they ever do was use me and lie to me. One even went as far as to back stab me and get me in to trouble. So Fuck Liars!

Or maybe you have been just a teenie bit unlucky/unwise with your choice of friends?

-Geoff

[Geoff]

I actually agree. I think women are more complex.

But that doesn't make us illogical or irrational or manipulative or any of the other unhelpful labels that get stuck on us.

A-logical not illogical.. :lol:

[flan2dave]

I think for now it is enough to cope with the bewildering fact shaigar has a girlfriend.

[CreativeChaos]

A-logical not illogical.. :lol:


OOOHHhhhhh noooooo...not another 90 pages. :(

[CreativeChaos]

I think for now it is enough to cope with the bewildering fact shaigar has a girlfriend.

:rofl:

[songbird36]

I think for now it is enough to cope with the bewildering fact shaigar has a girlfriend.

One thing we can all now be sure of is that the whole sordid saga of it will be played out on here...

[CreativeChaos]

One thing we can all now be sure of is that the whole sordid saga of it will be played out on here...

:rofl:

ohhh, nooooo.... :shock: *runs away*

[booyalab]

We are, in general, fairly simple creatures.


As evidenced by shai gar


but...i've had some very bewildering experiences with men...so I think what you mean is that you understand your gender better than you understand our gender. Which is pretty fucking obvious :)

[songbird36]

As evidenced by shai gar


The modern day equivalent of James Dean - the rebel without a cause...

[Geoff]

As evidenced by shai gar


but...i've had some very bewildering experiences with men...so I think what you mean is that you understand your gender better than you understand our gender. Which is pretty fucking obvious :)

Well, both genders understand men better than they do women.

-Geoff

[CreativeChaos]

Well, both genders understand men better than they do women.

-Geoff

Tis true. It's the estrogen. It is known to be a mood inducing substance. Hence the more emotion and less understanding thereof. Just picture pregnant women. Notice post-matum depression, PMS, etc.

[Geoff]

Tis true. It's the estrogen. It is known to be a mood inducing substance. Hence the more emotion and less understanding thereof. Just picture pregnant women. Notice post-matum depression, PMS, etc.

One of my best friends is due her baby in 10 days so I do know what you mean. She has been a rollercoaster friend as a pregnant mother. I had lunch with her the other day and kept my fingers crossed. Fortunately I didnt need the hot towels and a mop and bucket!

-Geoff

[CreativeChaos]

Also, I think it explains why 60% of females are feeling types. And I have read that those females who are "thinking" types are more emotional than men who are thinking types.

I know there is certainly a "macho" ISTJ and a "feminine" ISTJ. My mother, and three female friends are ISTJ. My ex- husband is ISTJ. The women DO have more "feeling" traits than my ex and other men I've met who are ISTJ.

[Claverhouse]

[ Sighs ]

Only Vaga got it. Greeks understand irony as much as Germans or the English.

And I've never had any difficulty in figuring out women, or men; and as I mentioned before, I'm only 12.

Imagine how all-embracing I'll be when I hit 16.


'Master of The Human Heart'
Claverhouse :ph34r:

[songbird36]

[ Sighs ]

And I've never had any difficulty in figuring out women, or men; and as I mentioned before, I'm only 12.

Imagine how all-embracing I'll be when I hit 16.


'Master of The Human Heart'
Claverhouse :ph34r:

I must say you surprise me posting on this thread Claverhouse - I didn't think you had any views whatsoever on women or relationships

:lol:

[Sir Isaac Lime]

I agree. Fuck women. Whenever you get the chance.

[booyalab]

Well, both genders understand men better than they do women.

-Geoff

you might be right, but just because you understand someone doesn't make it easier to deal with them.

What do we mean when we talk of understanding each other, anyways... know the motivation?

[booyalab]

If I know that someone wants to kill me because I ran over their dog with my car will that make me feel better about it? "oh well, as long as I know WHY.....go right ahead" *stab*

[Claverhouse]

I must say you surprise me posting on this thread Claverhouse - I didn't think you had any views whatsoever on women or relationships

:lol: Whilst I keep out of 'Gender Studies' as much as possible, the winsome titles that Shai Gar* comes up with are so enticing...

Still, my views on both women and relationships are perfectly normal and wholesome, and are quite progressive for the 16th & 17th centuries.


Claverhouse :ph34r:


* Speaking of irony, a ghastly thought has just struck me, and I suddenly fear that not everyone may understand Shai Gar's neat choice of user-name. Just say it ten times, increasing the speed...

Dunno if that's a common word in Aussie. Not now they're all so sensitive and understanding. Sir Les Patterson, their Cultural Attache over here, must feel quite redundant.

[booyalab]

* Speaking of irony, a ghastly thought has just struck me, and I suddenly fear that not everyone may understand Shai Gar's neat choice of user-name. Just say it ten times, increasing the speed...



I think I realized that when he first joined....it's never fit within the context of any of the threads though, so I never mentioned it.

[Tybeas]

But geez, wouldn't a guy be curious also if the table was turnt around..? I mean, if she told you not to go on a site she frequents, wouldn't you be curious as to why..? And then, she says she mentioned something she doesn't want you to know. Like hell you'll stay away.

Nahhh... I would just personnally say :"okay, I don`t care anyways..." pretty sure she`ll tell me right away because what she want is me to know otherwise she would have never said it at first time lol !

What is the best thing against reverse psychology ? Reverse psychology of course ! lol

[Serotonin]

Dunno if that's a common word in Aussie.
No, not really. "Root", if you're working class. "Bunt" and "Screw" are also quite common. "howsyerfather" is my favourite, but I believe we've inherited that from you cheeky brits.


Not now they're all so sensitive and understanding.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


Sir Les Patterson, their Cultural Attache over here, must feel quite redundant.
Really? *shakes head*. I thought it was Steve Irwin. Everyone here thinks he's a joke since he took his baby son into a crocodile pen with him.

[songbird36]

Whilst I keep out of 'Gender Studies' as much as possible, the winsome titles that Shai Gar* comes up with are so enticing...

Still, my views on both women and relationships are perfectly normal and wholesome, and are quite progressive for the 16th & 17th centuries.


Claverhouse :ph34r:


* Speaking of irony, a ghastly thought has just struck me, and I suddenly fear that not everyone may understand Shai Gar's neat choice of user-name. Just say it ten times, increasing the speed...

Dunno if that's a common word in Aussie. Not now they're all so sensitive and understanding. Sir Les Patterson, their Cultural Attache over here, must feel quite redundant.

"Shagger"? :rofl:

You realize someone's gonna vote you most humorous now...roll over Melancholeric!

[flan2dave]

Meh, I only pronounced it shy gar, so saying it fast didn't produce any "shaggers."

Still, should have known.

[booyalab]

"Shagger"? ...roll over Melancholeric!

:sick:

[CreativeChaos]

[ Sighs ]

Only Vaga got it. Greeks understand irony as much as Germans or the English.

And I've never had any difficulty in figuring out women, or men; and as I mentioned before, I'm only 12.

Imagine how all-embracing I'll be when I hit 16.


'Master of The Human Heart'
Claverhouse :ph34r:

Oh MY God!!! I never looked at your birthdate, Claver! :shock: Gee! I hope I haven't said anything to vulgur to you. I had no idea. :blush: Woah! :blink:

[songbird36]

I vote Claver's post the official "funniest post" of the day.

It's still making me grin :lol:

[Edmond Zedo]

If I know that someone wants to kill me because I ran over their dog with my car will that make me feel better about it? "oh well, as long as I know WHY.....go right ahead" *stab*
So you tell them it's ok to kill you, then quickly stab them in self defense? Nice technique, honeypants.

[Shai Gar]

i made this thread in the rants and raves section because well one i wanted to see how it panned out, and two i needed to rant on the subject of women. i honestly believed it would not get many posts. why dont people talk more in my serious threads instead of my whimsical ones?

[ohnoaninfp]

Or maybe you have been just a teenie bit unlucky/unwise with your choice of friends?

-Geoff
Yeah I agree. I guess, but men are just as strange.

[Shai Gar]

how? how are we strange?

[Clara]

ohno and Claverhouse both said it : people are strange ( men and women, both - kids, too, for that matter ) - yet, not so incomprehensible...

We have a harder time "understanding" when we look for complicated explanations of what's ... really not so complicated... ) ... being surprised, by what was predictable, and even what we expected, for instance. :P

[Shai Gar]

yes indeed people are strange, but how are WE MEN that strange?

[songbird36]

yes indeed people are strange, but how are WE MEN that strange?

You're from Mars, we're from Venus, simple as that.

And Martians are strange, vertically challenged little green men...

[Shai Gar]

i am from earth, i am pretty certain so are women

[jetboots]

basically the moral of the story may be: keep anonymity on the internet and it will make less complications in the real world. (the world is complex enough)

[Miss Anthropic]

[ Sighs ]

Only Vaga got it. Greeks understand irony as much as Germans or the English.

And I've never had any difficulty in figuring out women, or men; and as I mentioned before, I'm only 12.

Imagine how all-embracing I'll be when I hit 16.


'Master of The Human Heart'
Claverhouse :ph34r:
You're ONLY 12? Oh my God! You are probably going to be warped beyond repair by everyone on here. Shai Gar is a good "anti" role model. Here's what not to do.......

(I wouldn't have guessed had you not stated your age....kind of like Solo)

[Shai Gar]

he has stated his age on no less than 6 occasions that i have seen it.

Dont worry claver. not everyone is blind and ignorant like some.

[Miss Anthropic]

he has stated his age on no less than 6 occasions that i have seen it.

Dont worry claver. not everyone is blind and ignorant like some.
Uninformed yes, blind maybe, igorant--NOT! And besides, I don't read EVERYthing on here. I do have a life....and this place just cuts into my sleeping time.

[Shai Gar]

that would certainly explain why you make uninformed statements about people in here. i do apologise i thought you were simply a retarded bitch, you aren't a bitch after all.

[Vagabond]

Um... I have this uncontrollable urge to fall off my chair and laugh myself to death... if only I didn't have a simultaneous urge to cry myself to death at the same time. *Sigh* dilemmas...

[INTerloPer]

As a gay male I tend to see women with all their masks aside, and let me tell you: they are an ugly beast. It seems that many straight men believe that women are just confusing, or that they take a different approach. Let me correct that misconception - they are evil!! now, as with all generalizations and stereotypes, not ALL women fall into this category... but a suprising number do. The worst part is that they're consciously evil ... they plot and scheme and lay traps for unsuspecting men to fall into, then turn on the waterworks. passive aggressive is just another way of saying female.

[Claverhouse]

As a gay male I tend to see women with all their masks aside, and let me tell you: they are an ugly beast. It seems that many straight men believe that women are just confusing, or that they take a different approach. Let me correct that misconception - they are evil!! now, as with all generalizations and stereotypes, not ALL women fall into this category... but a suprising number do. The worst part is that they're consciously evil ... they plot and scheme and lay traps for unsuspecting men to fall into, then turn on the waterworks. passive aggressive is just another way of saying female.
Evil ?



Claverhouse :ph34r:

[songbird36]

Hmm I see the anti-women rhetoric has shifted to this thread now.

Can we try and confine it to one place please (then at least we women can don our bullet proof vests and flak jackets and enter the fray)...

[INTerloPer]

let me explain - when i say evil it is with a note of respect. females tend to be less hung up on the fact that they use any means available to them to get what they want.

[Claverhouse]

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