the "what type of intelectual are you?" test - add pseudo

[demagogic_schizoid]

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take

Answer away, fellow intellecturals!

I got:

Your Score: The ProfessorYou scored 60% empirical, 45% public, and 81% teaching-oriented

The quintessential genius of the public imagination, you are The Professor!

Dealing with the rigors of science in an accessible, exciting way, you stimulate the imagination of the world.

You are one of the busiest types of intellectuals. Never settled down, you stay up late reading, because you spend all day teaching! As you get older, people may say that your glory days are past, or that your output no longer shifts the tide. But your many students will always refer to you as an extraordinary (wo)man!

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 77% on empiricism

You scored higher than 76% on publicity

You scored higher than 98% on pedagogy

[Karl]

You scored 32% empirical, 29% public, and 45% teaching-oriented

You are The Bibliophile!

There's nothing you love more than the raw digestion of ideas. You spend your time collating the many works you've encountered into a grand enlightened whole.

Most of the things you observe in the real world become consistent and easy to explain--a hundred different factors all add up. But because you know so many facets of the issues, you can have a hard time explaining them to other people. You may find success in a practical discipline like politics or business, where the results speak for themselves!


Wait what?

[CoHo]

I got:


Your Score: The Skipper. You scored 10% empirical, 20% public, 5% teaching and 65% sea captain.

When not filled with perverse thoughts of Ginger you spend most of your time brooding schemes with your masochistic man-boy subordinate and life partner.

There isn't much else to say about this personality except you need to get off that island before you kill someone.

[Oso Mocoso]

You scored 55% empirical, 68% public, and 32% teaching-oriented

You are The Collaborator!

The Collaborator is one of the most beloved types of intellectuals. With an unquenchable thirst for knowledge, you spread your sights over a broad range of disciplines, eager to tap the knowledge of the brightest in their fields.

Acting as a sort of honey bee to these great minds, you synthesize an eclectic array of abilities. Your name may be second on a lot of books and papers, but you'll always be first in the hearts of your peers!

People love me! They really love me!

[nobarcode]

You are The Scientist!

Slavishly devoted to the principle of cause and effect, you never leave an assumption untested.

With the right resources, you can live in a paradise of experiments, happily isolated from the rest of the world.

Some "Scientist" types love the process, while others are driven by the results. The common feature is their vigorous independence. Your fellow scientists will be your only audience, and your harshest critics. But you'll get your accolades spiritually, every time someone says "I wonder how this works?"

[I have no idea what any of this means. I LOVE OkCupid tests.]

[Madrigal]

Your Score: Public Intellectual

You scored 32% empirical, 59% public, and 57% teaching-oriented

Noble, confident, successful! You are The Public Intellectual!

You have the enviable traits of the public intellectual. Unlike many great men and women, you are likely to be widely recognized for your contributions to popular discourse. People might admiringly drop your name in blogs on the internet or invite you to fancy cocktail parties.

However, you may find yourself fighting to maintain the integrity of your ideas. You're very likely to be mischaracterized, politicized, or satirized by scholars and laymen alike. And you may be tempted to stick to your guns, merely out of stubbornness. But when push comes to shove, you're exactly whom thousands of liberal arts major will strive to be some day.

You scored higher than 16% on empiricism

You scored higher than 87% on publicity

You scored higher than 72% on pedagogy


If you say so. :soap:

[bluebell]

(the spelling in the title is um, nicely ironic)


You scored 38% empirical, 18% public, and 42% teaching-oriented.

You are The Bibliophile!

There's nothing you love more than the raw digestion of ideas. You spend your time collating the many works you've encountered into a grand enlightened whole.

Most of the things you observe in the real world become consistent and easy to explain--a hundred different factors all add up. But because you know so many facets of the issues, you can have a hard time explaining them to other people. You may find success in a practical discipline like politics or business, where the results speak for themselves!

[AllAboutSoul]

Bibliophile here, forgot to get the percentages.

[Oso Mocoso]

(the spelling in the title is um, nicely ironic)

I just noticed that. Demagogic_WTHell, why did you misspell the title?

Xplain yrself, dchbag.

[Dansker]

You are The Scientist!

Slavishly devoted to the principle of cause and effect, you never leave an assumption untested.

With the right resources, you can live in a paradise of experiments, happily isolated from the rest of the world.

Some "Scientist" types love the process, while others are driven by the results. The common feature is their vigorous independence. Your fellow scientists will be your only audience, and your harshest critics. But you'll get your accolades spiritually, every time someone says "I wonder how this works?"

[Shoot!]

You scored 55% empirical, 68% public, and 32% teaching-oriented

You are The Collaborator!

The Collaborator is one of the most beloved types of intellectuals. With an unquenchable thirst for knowledge, you spread your sights over a broad range of disciplines, eager to tap the knowledge of the brightest in their fields.

Acting as a sort of honey bee to these great minds, you synthesize an eclectic array of abilities. Your name may be second on a lot of books and papers, but you'll always be first in the hearts of your peers!

People love me! They really love me!

Ditto'd.

[bluebell]

I just noticed that. Demagogic_WTHell, why did you misspell the title?

Xplain yrself, dchbag.




Answer away, fellow intellecturals!



:mellow:

[Makkis]

You scored 32% empirical, 20% public, and 38% teaching-oriented

Bibliophile apparently.

[puzzled-observer]

Bibliophile

[timeresident]

blbliophile here too.

[trapstar]

You are The Dialectician!

You've accepted long ago that gaining knowledge is a lifetime project. In fact, in your mind, you've just barely scratched the surface. But you feel an urge to learn everything you can from whomever you meet, and to encourage others on their own pursuits.

People may find you unconvincing, or are so confident in their knowledge they don't recognize the challenges you can produce. But the dialectician has usually been recognized as ahead of her time, eventually.

[dubbeltop]

You scored 34% empirical, 29% public, and 28% teaching-oriented

Your Score: The Bibliophile

You scored higher than 25% on empiricism

You scored higher than 56% on publicity

You scored higher than 18% on pedagogy

[demagogic_schizoid]

I just noticed that. Demagogic_WTHell, why did you misspell the title?

Xplain yrself, dchbag.

hmmm

I always spell words like that wrong due to spending too much time speaking spanish.

fuckin hell bluebell the second one was a joke, meant to reflect the tongue in cheek nature of my claim to be an "intellectual" and my subsequent inclusion of you all into this oh so precious category...ah never mind. anyway stop cramping my Ne, nark! this is a creative interelectual thread anyway not an SJ spelling thread.:P

[zhandao]

Your Score: The Philosopher
You scored 44% empirical, 9% public, and 71% teaching-oriented

http://panther.is2.okcimg.com/users/944/368/9443690225991353122/mt317605041.jpg

You are The Philosopher!

The realm of ideas is your domain, and you relish any chance to act as guide for others. You strive for order in your mental and physical life, and you get it.

You probably write a lot and can master topics by teaching them to other people. Even if you aren't recognized in this lifetime, your writings will someday be accepted as essential.

[Deathdust]

The Philosopher
You scored 44% empirical, 19% public, and 54% teaching-oriented

[Acala1]

You scored 44% empirical, 15% public, and 12% teaching-oriented

You are The Bibliophile!

[fripping]

only posting dialectician because i want to be special. so far trapstar is the only other one.

[Dark Razor]

Your Score: The Scientist
You scored 58% empirical, 39% public, and 45% teaching-oriented

You are The Scientist!

Slavishly devoted to the principle of cause and effect, you never leave an assumption untested.

With the right resources, you can live in a paradise of experiments, happily isolated from the rest of the world.

Some "Scientist" types love the process, while others are driven by the results. The common feature is their vigorous independence. Your fellow scientists will be your only audience, and your harshest critics. But you'll get your accolades spiritually, every time someone says "I wonder how this works?"

Uh-huh.

[lowtech redneck]

Philosopher.

[Evignus]

Your Score: The Lecturer

You are The Lecturer!

You stand on the shoulders of giants, as your fellow Lecturer-type, Isaac Newton, once said. You are eager to make an advancement in the name of science!

You might be rather private -- more inclined to write books than present papers to an audience. But, unimpeded by celebrity, you can dedicate yourself to the cutting edge of research. You know your goal in life is to have a law with your name on it!

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Isaac-Newton-Poster-C10098928.jpeg

[AliciaS2R]

Your Score: The Scientist
You scored 48% empirical, 25% public, and 45% teaching-oriented

You are The Scientist!

Slavishly devoted to the principle of cause and effect, you never leave an assumption untested.

With the right resources, you can live in a paradise of experiments, happily isolated from the rest of the world.

Some "Scientist" types love the process, while others are driven by the results. The common feature is their vigorous independence. Your fellow scientists will be your only audience, and your harshest critics. But you'll get your accolades spiritually, every time someone says "I wonder how this works?"

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 53% on empiricism

You scored higher than 22% on publicity

You scored higher than 57% on pedagogy

[Rajah]

The Bibliophile!

You scored 40% empirical, 34% public, and 25% teaching-oriented

[Negative_]

The Bibliophile!

You scored higher than 25% on empiricism, 8% on publicity, 28% on pedagogy

:mellow:

[Andantino]

http://panther.is2.okcimg.com/users/944/368/9443690225991353122/mt645673870.jpg
You are The Lecturer!

You stand on the shoulders of giants, as your fellow Lecturer-type, Isaac Newton, once said. You are eager to make an advancement in the name of science!

You might be rather private -- more inclined to write books than present papers to an audience. But, unimpeded by celebrity, you can dedicate yourself to the cutting edge of research. You know your goal in life is to have a law with your name on it!
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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[zhang_bob]

The Bibliophile!

There's nothing you love more than the raw digestion of ideas. You spend your time collating the many works you've encountered into a grand enlightened whole.

Most of the things you observe in the real world become consistent and easy to explain--a hundred different factors all add up. But because you know so many facets of the issues, you can have a hard time explaining them to other people. You may find success in a practical discipline like politics or business, where the results speak for themselves!

You scored 43% empirical, 32% public, and 32% teaching-oriented

[kuraiken]

You are The Bibliophile!

There's nothing you love more than the raw digestion of ideas. You spend your time collating the many works you've encountered into a grand enlightened whole.

Most of the things you observe in the real world become consistent and easy to explain--a hundred different factors all add up. But because you know so many facets of the issues, you can have a hard time explaining them to other people. You may find success in a practical discipline like politics or business, where the results speak for themselves!


Business?Politics? 0.o''

[Robobenny]

You scored 38% empirical, 12% public, and 38% teaching-oriented

You are The Bibliophile!

[Anonymous]

You scored 43% empirical, 39% public, and 32% teaching-oriented

You are The Bibliophile!

There's nothing you love more than the raw digestion of ideas. You spend your time collating the many works you've encountered into a grand enlightened whole.

Most of the things you observe in the real world become consistent and easy to explain--a hundred different factors all add up. But because you know so many facets of the issues, you can have a hard time explaining them to other people. You may find success in a practical discipline like politics or business, where the results speak for themselves!

[cripple]

Your Score: The Scientist
You scored 61% empirical, 14% public, and 9% teaching-oriented

You are The Scientist!

Slavishly devoted to the principle of cause and effect, you never leave an assumption untested.

With the right resources, you can live in a paradise of experiments, happily isolated from the rest of the world.

Some "Scientist" types love the process, while others are driven by the results. The common feature is their vigorous independence. Your fellow scientists will be your only audience, and your harshest critics. But you'll get your accolades spiritually, every time someone says "I wonder how this works?"

[b9588]

You are The Bibliophile!

There's nothing you love more than the raw digestion of ideas. You spend your time collating the many works you've encountered into a grand enlightened whole.

Most of the things you observe in the real world become consistent and easy to explain--a hundred different factors all add up. But because you know so many facets of the issues, you can have a hard time explaining them to other people. You may find success in a practical discipline like politics or business, where the results speak for themselves!

[lbloom]

The Philosopher
You scored 44% empirical, 18% public, and 51% teaching-oriented