'The Room' Test

[Zane19]

Not sure if this test was ever posted before. I checked and didn't see it, but who knows.
Interesting results, kind of fun. Interactive/psychological test I suppose.

http://www.stumbleupon.com/demo/?review=1#url=http://www.jamesgang.com/room/

My results:


Your Room http://www.jamesgang.com/jamesgang/room/images/w2_waves.gif The Window: Your Attitude Your choice of the pounding waves reveals a personality attracted to power and the pursuit of extreme athletic and sensual experiences. This may manifest itself in the insane undertaking of the Hawaii Ironman, or the more pleasurable goals of using a massage showerhead. Whatever -- the everchanging highs & lows of the ocean mirror your mood swings. At times you are like an uncontrollable force of nature. Your temperment is best described as dreamy, lulling, churning, foamy, sensuous, sexy, emotional, flowing, powerful, strong. You bury secrets in unknown depths of yourself like a treasure to be revealed. At times you harbour dark thoughts, fear drowning (as any sane person does) and may be repressing a secret desire to star on Baywatch
http://www.jamesgang.com/jamesgang/room/images/m2_classical.gif (http://www.jamesgang.com/jamesgang/room/sounds/beet27m1.mid)
Click to Play! (http://www.jamesgang.com/jamesgang/room/sounds/beet27m1.mid) The Music: Your Lover Your love ranges from the passion of Beethoven to the delicate beauty of Pachebal. Your relationship is based on an enduring trust and classical balance that helps you both rise to the highest level of understanding.
http://www.jamesgang.com/jamesgang/room/images/p2_rad.gif The Pictures: Your Relationships The choice of the Rad Storage Box reveals a deeply practical, yet radical individual who inspires friends and family to work alongside in peace and harmony, toiling with transparent glee and the refreshing innocence of youth as necessary items are sorted, collected and stored. Very rad.
http://www.jamesgang.com/jamesgang/room/images/g2_metalican.gif The Garbage: Your Problems Your problems are unique to such a good-looking individual. Beneath that metalica exterior you hide all traces of difficulties. You are the essence of cool when you are empty, but the truth of your travails is sometimes smeared on your smiling face much to your humiliation. Others jealous of your style may call you dome-headed, but you know you swing in full fashion colors.
http://www.jamesgang.com/jamesgang/room/images/c2_gyro.gif The Clock: Your Future Your future is that of a visionary, imagining scenarios for the next millennium. You may find yourself at home in an expansive industrial space,or marking time in a future warped out of a Douglas Coupland novel. Guard against your tendency for depression at your core. It is pronounced and evident to all. While this could cause consternation your off-beat sense of yourself redefines your concave, pillowy body as a life saving buoy fed solely on peanut butter thumbprint cookies. Your hands continually caress your external self causing others to accuse you of an inflated ego, but you know that time will pass and prove you to be right on.


ENJOY!

-Zane

[Rajah]

Why not...


The Window: Your Attitude
Your choice of the forest reveals a person who is lush, verdant and fertile. You are complex. At times serene and tranquil, you provide an atmosphere of relaxation and retreat which is a very powerful magnet. But you are not perfect. You habitually needle people. In your youth you swayed to the hot, pulsing beat of "Light my Fire" (despite the danger it posed to yourself, friends and family). Frequent anti-fire lectures by Smokey the Bear fell on deaf ears. With greater maturity you can now see the forest for the trees. Success for you now may be better defined as a branch office and an oak desktop. Conversely you may be hiding a secret desire to dress as a girl and sing the Monty Python song, "I'm a lumberjack." Whatever -- you know the ultimate truth "No tree grows to the sky."

The Music: Your Lover
You rock while your partner rolls creating a pulsing beat that reaches to your very core. Your passion is deep and demanding, yet can often be fickle as it is pulled from one trend to the next, constantly trying to find a real hot groove.

The Pictures: Your Relationships
Revealing an adventurous, possibly madcap person who scavenges friends and relations from the scrap-metal heap of life and then through superior insight helps them to realize their fine talents so they too may soar above the clouds in riveting pirouettes of grace and death-defying stunts.

The Garbage: Your Problems
Your problems are small but they do exist. You run in fear from big problems foisting them over to your larger parent. But not all problems can be avoided and the garbage has to go somewhere. Sometimes you overflow in extreme moments with stubborn refusal to accept more problems than you can handle. In the deepest corner of your being you believe, as do your parents, that problems should not be hidden from sight but are better handled in a transparent, translucent and open manner.

The Clock: Your Future
Your future is clearly laid out for you. You attack each day with a no-nonsense business attitude. Your cool, streamlined demeanor may lead people to think you are aloof, but you prefer to view yourself as eminently practical with a clear, warm face that everyone can read easily. And then you zone out.

[eyebyte_atWork]

The Window: Your Attitude

Your choice of the blue sky reveals a person who is very much a cheery optimist. You regularly exhibit "soft, airy, fluffy" behaviour, expressed as a magical metamorphism into weird and wonderful new shapes (as the wind blows). In all your endeavours you need room to breathe, frequently telling others to "Relax. Let's blue sky some ideas." As valiantly sunny as you are, you do have a darker side. You store up pain until you burst into tears while the heavens ring out with songs such as, "Raindrops Keep Falling on my Head". Although your eye is fixed on the horizon, deep in your inner self you may have a secret wish to be a flight attendant, (coffee, tea or me) while watching blue movies and crying the blues with Ella Fitzgerald.


The Music: Your Lover

Your love ranges from the passion of Beethoven to the delicate beauty of Pachebal. Your relationship is based on an enduring trust and classical balance that helps you both rise to the highest level of understanding.


Your Picture The Pictures: Your Relationships

Revealing a conservative but potentially dangerously status seeking person who may have rejected friends and family in favor of work and study. May exhibit workaholic symptoms such as shunning holidays, (eg. no vacation photos) burying himself/herself in paperwork, and filling walls with self-imporrtant accolades like University degrees. However the converse may also be true, and the choice of the Document Frame may quite poignantly reflect a generous and intelligent individual who is so accomplished in the academic world, and so satiated with emotional love in the personal realm, that he/she simply exhibits their achievements with confidence and well-deserved pride.


Your Garbage The Garbage: Your Problems

Your problems are small but they do exist. You run in fear from big problems foisting them over to your larger parent. But not all problems can be avoided and the garbage has to go somewhere. Sometimes you overflow in extreme moments with stubborn refusal to accept more problems than you can handle. In the deepest corner of your being you believe, as do your parents, that problems should not be hidden from sight but are better handled in a transparent, translucent and open manner.


Your Clock The Clock: Your Future

Your future is that of a visionary, imagining scenarios for the next millennium. You may find yourself at home in an expansive industrial space,or marking time in a future warped out of a Douglas Coupland novel. Guard against your tendency for depression at your core. It is pronounced and evident to all. While this could cause consternation your off-beat sense of yourself redefines your concave, pillowy body as a life saving buoy fed solely on peanut butter thumbprint cookies. Your hands continually caress your external self causing others to accuse you of an inflated ego, but you know that time will pass and prove you to be right on.

[LastRailway]

The Window: Your Attitude

Your choice of the pounding waves reveals a personality attracted to power and the pursuit of extreme athletic and sensual experiences. This may manifest itself in the insane undertaking of the Hawaii Ironman, or the more pleasurable goals of using a massage showerhead. Whatever -- the everchanging highs & lows of the ocean mirror your mood swings. At times you are like an uncontrollable force of nature. Your temperment is best described as dreamy, lulling, churning, foamy, sensuous, sexy, emotional, flowing, powerful, strong. You bury secrets in unknown depths of yourself like a treasure to be revealed. At times you harbour dark thoughts, fear drowning (as any sane person does) and may be repressing a secret desire to star on Baywatch

The Music: Your Lover

You rock while your partner rolls creating a pulsing beat that reaches to your very core. Your passion is deep and demanding, yet can often be fickle as it is pulled from one trend to the next, constantly trying to find a real hot groove.


The Pictures: Your Relationships

The choice of the Rad Storage Box reveals a deeply practical, yet radical individual who inspires friends and family to work alongside in peace and harmony, toiling with transparent glee and the refreshing innocence of youth as necessary items are sorted, collected and stored. Very rad.

The Garbage: Your Problems

Problems are no stranger to you. Your generous, hard-working nature has left you open to everyone dumping their problems on you daily. While this would cause worry and stress for lesser mortals, you have accepted your lot in life with maturity and humility, understanding that other people's problems are bringing you one step closer to salvation.


The Clock: Your Future

Your future is clearly laid out for you. You attack each day with a no-nonsense business attitude. Your cool, streamlined demeanor may lead people to think you are aloof, but you prefer to view yourself as eminently practical with a clear, warm face that everyone can read easily. And then you zone out.

[Methofelis]

The Window: Your Attitude
Your choice of the tunnel indicates a deep personality with a concrete need for protection and privacy. You may exhibit a fixation for letting things flow in and out of you with streamlined efficiency. Tunnel vision is often cited. By nature you are utilitarian, with a talent for directing people under difficult circumstances - whether they are polluted, gaseous, dark or dirty. A tendency for overwork, 24 hours a day, 365 days a year places you at risk for carpal tunnel syndrome. Your romantic dreams often focus on long, steam powered trains with the phrase tunnel of love reverberating in your mind.

The Music: Your Lover
You rock while your partner rolls creating a pulsing beat that reaches to your very core. Your passion is deep and demanding, yet can often be fickle as it is pulled from one trend to the next, constantly trying to find a real hot groove.

The Pictures: Your Relationships
Revealing an adventurous, possibly madcap person who scavenges friends and relations from the scrap-metal heap of life and then through superior insight helps them to realize their fine talents so they too may soar above the clouds in riveting pirouettes of grace and death-defying stunts.

The Garbage: Your Problems
Problems are no stranger to you. Your generous, hard-working nature has left you open to everyone dumping their problems on you daily. While this would cause worry and stress for lesser mortals, you have accepted your lot in life with maturity and humility, understanding that other people's problems are bringing you one step closer to salvation.

The Clock: Your Future
Your future is squarely that of a modern conservative, with a throwback to Roman times. Your skeletal architectural gun metal honed body may cause others to see you as rigid and unbending but in your heart you remember the wild toga parties of your youth and smile.

[Denzien]

The Window: Your Attitude

Your choice of the forest reveals a person who is lush, verdant and fertile. You are complex. At times serene and tranquil, you provide an atmosphere of relaxation and retreat which is a very powerful magnet. But you are not perfect. You habitually needle people. In your youth you swayed to the hot, pulsing beat of "Light my Fire" (despite the danger it posed to yourself, friends and family). Frequent anti-fire lectures by Smokey the Bear fell on deaf ears. With greater maturity you can now see the forest for the trees. Success for you now may be better defined as a branch office and an oak desktop. Conversely you may be hiding a secret desire to dress as a girl and sing the Monty Python song, "I'm a lumberjack." Whatever -- you know the ultimate truth "No tree grows to the sky."
Your Lover


The Music: Your Lover

Your love ranges from the passion of Beethoven to the delicate beauty of Pachebal. Your relationship is based on an enduring trust and classical balance that helps you both rise to the highest level of understanding.


The Pictures: Your Relationships

Revealing an adventurous, possibly madcap person who scavenges friends and relations from the scrap-metal heap of life and then through superior insight helps them to realize their fine talents so they too may soar above the clouds in riveting pirouettes of grace and death-defying stunts.


The Garbage: Your Problems

Your problems are small but they do exist. You run in fear from big problems foisting them over to your larger parent. But not all problems can be avoided and the garbage has to go somewhere. Sometimes you overflow in extreme moments with stubborn refusal to accept more problems than you can handle. In the deepest corner of your being you believe, as do your parents, that problems should not be hidden from sight but are better handled in a transparent, translucent and open manner.


The Clock: Your Future

Your future is squarely that of a modern conservative, with a throwback to Roman times. Your skeletal architectural gun metal honed body may cause others to see you as rigid and unbending but in your heart you remember the wild toga parties of your youth and smile.

[Madrigal]

The Window: Your Attitude

Your choice of the "stormy" window reveals a self-righteously pessimistic, potentially nihilistic personality. Your temperament is mysterious, dark, brooding, gloomy, powerful, changeable and ominous. You may exhibit anti-social behaviour such as raining on other people's parades. You may succumb to wild, uncontrollable urges with thunderous, brute force and violent expressiveness. Your electrifying nature frequently gets you into trouble. You are colorful, with a love of painterly angst such as Jackson Pollock, de Kooning and Francis Bacon. You listen to Lou Reed, PJ Harvey, Leonard Cohen. Conversely though, as electronica Scandinavian diva Bjork says, you may just be violently happy.

The Music: Your Lover

Your love ranges from the passion of Beethoven to the delicate beauty of Pachebal. Your relationship is based on an enduring trust and classical balance that helps you both rise to the highest level of understanding.

The Pictures: Your Relationships

Revealing an adventurous, possibly madcap person who scavenges friends and relations from the scrap-metal heap of life and then through superior insight helps them to realize their fine talents so they too may soar above the clouds in riveting pirouettes of grace and death-defying stunts.

The Garbage: Your Problems

Problems are no stranger to you. Your generous, hard-working nature has left you open to everyone dumping their problems on you daily. While this would cause worry and stress for lesser mortals, you have accepted your lot in life with maturity and humility, understanding that other people's problems are bringing you one step closer to salvation.

The Clock: Your Future

Your future is in plastics. Like the character (Dustin Hoffman) from The Graduate, you recognized early on the importance of plastic to maintaining a beautiful, hard body glowing with good health. Your face is a reflection of your quirky energy and ability to conceive new ideas with innovative flair. You have a long life ahead of you which is well warranted for one who radiates such happiness.

[mgb]

The Window: Your Attitude

Your choice of the "stormy" window reveals a self-righteously pessimistic, potentially nihilistic personality. Your temperament is mysterious, dark, brooding, gloomy, powerful, changeable and ominous. You may exhibit anti-social behaviour such as raining on other people's parades. You may succumb to wild, uncontrollable urges with thunderous, brute force and violent expressiveness. Your electrifying nature frequently gets you into trouble. You are colorful, with a love of painterly angst such as Jackson Pollock, de Kooning and Francis Bacon. You listen to Lou Reed, PJ Harvey, Leonard Cohen. Conversely though, as electronica Scandinavian diva Bjork says, you may just be violently happy.

The Music: Your Lover

Your love ranges from the passion of Beethoven to the delicate beauty of Pachebal. Your relationship is based on an enduring trust and classical balance that helps you both rise to the highest level of understanding.

The Pictures: Your Relationships

Revealing an adventurous, possibly madcap person who scavenges friends and relations from the scrap-metal heap of life and then through superior insight helps them to realize their fine talents so they too may soar above the clouds in riveting pirouettes of grace and death-defying stunts.

The Garbage: Your Problems

Problems are no stranger to you. Your generous, hard-working nature has left you open to everyone dumping their problems on you daily. While this would cause worry and stress for lesser mortals, you have accepted your lot in life with maturity and humility, understanding that other people's problems are bringing you one step closer to salvation.

The Clock: Your Future

Your future is in plastics. Like the character (Dustin Hoffman) from The Graduate, you recognized early on the importance of plastic to maintaining a beautiful, hard body glowing with good health. Your face is a reflection of your quirky energy and ability to conceive new ideas with innovative flair. You have a long life ahead of you which is well warranted for one who radiates such happiness.

I think it's hilarious that you have the nerve to respond to this thread.

[Madrigal]

I think it's hilarious that you have the nerve to respond to this thread.

LOL it crossed my mind for a second.

[Rhu]

The Window: Your Attitude

Your choice of the "stormy" window reveals a self-righteously pessimistic, potentially nihilistic personality. Your temperament is mysterious, dark, brooding, gloomy, powerful, changeable and ominous. You may exhibit anti-social behaviour such as raining on other people's parades. You may succumb to wild, uncontrollable urges with thunderous, brute force and violent expressiveness. Your electrifying nature frequently gets you into trouble. You are colorful, with a love of painterly angst such as Jackson Pollock, de Kooning and Francis Bacon. You listen to Lou Reed, PJ Harvey, Leonard Cohen. Conversely though, as electronica Scandinavian diva Bjork says, you may just be violently happy.
My results made me angry enough to make me want to stab this test.


The Music: Your Lover

Your love ranges from the passion of Beethoven to the delicate beauty of Pachebal. Your relationship is based on an enduring trust and classical balance that helps you both rise to the highest level of understanding.
I chose the music because there's nothing else one should be listening to when staring out a window!


The choice of the Rad Storage Box reveals a deeply practical, yet radical individual who inspires friends and family to work alongside in peace and harmony, toiling with transparent glee and the refreshing innocence of youth as necessary items are sorted, collected and stored. Very rad.
The unironic use of 'rad' also angers me. I hate this test.


The Garbage: Your Problems

Problems come and go in your life but they do not cause you undue stress. You relax in the knowledge that you have an enduring, attractive and stylish response to the detritus of life. Your supreme confidence frees you from convention. Problems need not be hidden from sight but rather are handled in a transparent, translucent and effortless manner. You are on your way to achieving guru status for your wise handling of life's problems.
Oh, yes. I'm finding myself temporarily enraged by the results! I'm all confidence and calm!


Your future is marked by exploration and safari adventures taking you to warmer climates. With a childlike exuberance and naivete, your sense of playfulness may find expression in the composition of rhymes and riddles involving cats, mice, zebras and horses. But your grown-up sense of fair-play demands that you use resources wisely. Recycling is an integral part of your future.
...

Okay. That was cute. But what the hell does recycling have to do with anything? And doesn't that contradict my window/attitude?

[foodeater]

I didn't like that they had pictures on each question. Those images were tough to get out of my mind when I was trying to imagine the answer.


The Window: Your Attitude
Your choice of the blue sky reveals a person who is very much a cheery optimist. You regularly exhibit "soft, airy, fluffy" behaviour, expressed as a magical metamorphism into weird and wonderful new shapes (as the wind blows). In all your endeavours you need room to breathe, frequently telling others to "Relax. Let's blue sky some ideas." As valiantly sunny as you are, you do have a darker side. You store up pain until you burst into tears while the heavens ring out with songs such as, "Raindrops Keep Falling on my Head". Although your eye is fixed on the horizon, deep in your inner self you may have a secret wish to be a flight attendant, (coffee, tea or me) while watching blue movies and crying the blues with Ella Fitzgerald. I've never said 'lets bue-sky some ideas', but the 'relax' part come in pretty often. I don't cry, either.


The Music: Your Lover
Your love ranges from the passion of Beethoven to the delicate beauty of Pachebal. Your relationship is based on an enduring trust and classical balance that helps you both rise to the highest level of understanding.

The Pictures: Your Relationships
Revealing an adventurous, possibly madcap person who scavenges friends and relations from the scrap-metal heap of life (what are they talking about?) and then through superior insight helps them to realize their fine talents so they too may soar above the clouds in riveting pirouettes of grace and death-defying stunts. I was thinking about the type of people I make friends with, and they do tend to be from the "scrap-metal heap of life," and I do try to get them to.. uh.. act based on reason

The Garbage: Your Problems
How do you hide your problems in a wired world? You don't. The skeletal structure of your handsome wiry body precludes many types of problems, which is not to say that the problems don't exist but that your problems tend to be handled by others who are more capable and water-resistant than you. Avoidance and the cubicle mentality is your sphere. Paper, paperclips, an errant pop can - the entrails of office life pass through you. Pretty much

The Clock: Your Future
Your future is clearly laid out for you. You attack each day with a no-nonsense business attitude. Your cool, streamlined demeanor may lead people to think you are aloof, but you prefer to view yourself as eminently practical with a clear, warm face that everyone can read easily. And then you zone out. haha

[digesthisickness]

immediately after reading each question, i imagined the answer before looking at the options, then chose the closest one. otherwise, it didn't seem like it'd be very telling/honest. if, indeed, it can really be telling at all.

with that said, here we go! (she said as she thought about what the root cause of her posting the answer probably is and comes up with "ego". apparently, she thinks someone somewhere at sometime will give a shit enough to actually care enough to read it.)

The Window: Your Attitude

Your choice of the forest reveals a person who is lush, verdant and fertile. You are complex. At times serene and tranquil, you provide an atmosphere of relaxation and retreat which is a very powerful magnet. But you are not perfect. You habitually needle people. In your youth you swayed to the hot, pulsing beat of "Light my Fire" (despite the danger it posed to yourself, friends and family). Frequent anti-fire lectures by Smokey the Bear fell on deaf ears. With greater maturity you can now see the forest for the trees. Success for you now may be better defined as a branch office and an oak desktop. Conversely you may be hiding a secret desire to dress as a girl and sing the Monty Python song, "I'm a lumberjack." Whatever -- you know the ultimate truth "No tree grows to the sky."

The Music: Your Lover

You rock while your partner rolls creating a pulsing beat that reaches to your very core. Your passion is deep and demanding, yet can often be fickle as it is pulled from one trend to the next, constantly trying to find a real hot groove.


The Pictures: Your Relationships

Revealing an adventurous, possibly madcap person who scavenges friends and relations from the scrap-metal heap of life and then through superior insight helps them to realize their fine talents so they too may soar above the clouds in riveting pirouettes of grace and death-defying stunts.


The Garbage: Your Problems

Your problems are small but they do exist. You run in fear from big problems foisting them over to your larger parent. But not all problems can be avoided and the garbage has to go somewhere. Sometimes you overflow in extreme moments with stubborn refusal to accept more problems than you can handle. In the deepest corner of your being you believe, as do your parents, that problems should not be hidden from sight but are better handled in a transparent, translucent and open manner.

The Clock: Your Future

Your future is that of a visionary, imagining scenarios for the next millennium. You may find yourself at home in an expansive industrial space,or marking time in a future warped out of a Douglas Coupland novel. Guard against your tendency for depression at your core. It is pronounced and evident to all. While this could cause consternation your off-beat sense of yourself redefines your concave, pillowy body as a life saving buoy fed solely on peanut butter thumbprint cookies. Your hands continually caress your external self causing others to accuse you of an inflated ego, but you know that time will pass and prove you to be right on.

[demagogic_schizoid]

there are so many other "visionaries" out there it seems a bit devalued sadbanana etc

[mgb]

The Window: Your Attitude

Your choice of the "stormy" window reveals a self-righteously pessimistic, potentially nihilistic personality. Your temperament is mysterious, dark, brooding, gloomy, powerful, changeable and ominous. You may exhibit anti-social behaviour such as raining on other people's parades. You may succumb to wild, uncontrollable urges with thunderous, brute force and violent expressiveness. Your electrifying nature frequently gets you into trouble. You are colorful, with a love of painterly angst such as Jackson Pollock, de Kooning and Francis Bacon. You listen to Lou Reed, PJ Harvey, Leonard Cohen. Conversely though, as electronica Scandinavian diva Bjork says, you may just be violently happy.


The Music: Your Lover

Off beat syncopation may not be the most recognized form of passion, but it reflects a certain sophistication that put you and your special friend on a plane that is airy, light and just slightly over the edge. You both enjoy the finer things in life and will continue in your search for new experiences - together.


The Pictures: Your Relationships

Revealing an adventurous, possibly madcap person who scavenges friends and relations from the scrap-metal heap of life and then through superior insight helps them to realize their fine talents so they too may soar above the clouds in riveting pirouettes of grace and death-defying stunts.


The Garbage: Your Problems

Your problems are unique to such a good-looking individual. Beneath that metalica exterior you hide all traces of difficulties. You are the essence of cool when you are empty, but the truth of your travails is sometimes smeared on your smiling face much to your humiliation. Others jealous of your style may call you dome-headed, but you know you swing in full fashion colors.


The Clock: Your Future

Your future is that of a visionary, imagining scenarios for the next millennium. You may find yourself at home in an expansive industrial space,or marking time in a future warped out of a Douglas Coupland novel. Guard against your tendency for depression at your core. It is pronounced and evident to all. While this could cause consternation your off-beat sense of yourself redefines your concave, pillowy body as a life saving buoy fed solely on peanut butter thumbprint cookies. Your hands continually caress your external self causing others to accuse you of an inflated ego, but you know that time will pass and prove you to be right on.

[zhandao]

Why the hell do they have an image of an object in question on each page? Ugh.

Edit: Anyways, mine:

The Window: Your Attitude
Your choice of the "can't decide" window reveals a lazy person who wants things done for them and rarely picks up his/her own socks or washes his/her underwear. You probably also leave the cap off the toothpaste and squeeze from the middle. However before we condemn you to such unappealing personality traits there is a possibility that your choice of the "can't decide" window was merely an expression of enthusiastic ardour for the game - losing your head in a headlong rush to proceed, without further ado, thought or preparation. On the upside it reveals a person who is open to surprises, flexible, adventurous and fearless. But if you had clicked on it knowing there was a woman visible through the glass we might have lambasted you for your voyeuristic tendencies, especially considering that she is a vision of sensuous and mysterious beauty. Not really


The Music: Your Lover
You rock while your partner rolls creating a pulsing beat that reaches to your very core. Your passion is deep and demanding, yet can often be fickle as it is pulled from one trend to the next, constantly trying to find a real hot groove. Maybe


The Pictures: Your Relationships
The choice of the Rad Storage Box reveals a deeply practical, yet radical individual who inspires friends and family to work alongside in peace and harmony, toiling with transparent glee and the refreshing innocence of youth as necessary items are sorted, collected and stored. Very rad. Not really


The Garbage: Your Problems
Problems come and go in your life but they do not cause you undue stress. You relax in the knowledge that you have an enduring, attractive and stylish response to the detritus of life. Your supreme confidence frees you from convention. Problems need not be hidden from sight but rather are handled in a transparent, translucent and effortless manner. You are on your way to achieving guru status for your wise handling of life's problems. What the fuck? No.


The Clock: Your Future
Your future is marked by exploration and safari adventures taking you to warmer climates. With a childlike exuberance and naivete, your sense of playfulness may find expression in the composition of rhymes and riddles involving cats, mice, zebras and horses. But your grown-up sense of fair-play demands that you use resources wisely. Recycling is an integral part of your future. Uh, no.

[Acala1]

Not sure if this test was ever posted before.

This test was posted before (http://forums.intpcentral.com/showthread.php?t=101)...


Results:

The Window: Your Attitude
Your choice of the winding road reveals a personality who has direction but may be an inveterate wanderer. You are a loner by nature, but take great pleasure in the beauties which lie on each side of you. Your favorite song is "The long and winding road" by the Beatles. No matter how low you get, you always know there is a corresponding upside. Even descending into the black asphalt of life you manage to grasp a benefit. You now speak "valley talk" fluently like. In your dreams you may be given to watching tacky reruns of Green Acres and yearning for Eva Gabor's jewels.


The Music: Your Lover
Your love ranges from the passion of Beethoven to the delicate beauty of Pachebal. Your relationship is based on an enduring trust and classical balance that helps you both rise to the highest level of understanding.

The Pictures: Your Relationships
The choice of the Rad Storage Box reveals a deeply practical, yet radical individual who inspires friends and family to work alongside in peace and harmony, toiling with transparent glee and the refreshing innocence of youth as necessary items are sorted, collected and stored. Very rad.

The Garbage: Your Problems
Problems come and go in your life but they do not cause you undue stress. You relax in the knowledge that you have an enduring, attractive and stylish response to the detritus of life. Your supreme confidence frees you from convention. Problems need not be hidden from sight but rather are handled in a transparent, translucent and effortless manner. You are on your way to achieving guru status for your wise handling of life's problems.

The Clock: Your Future
Your future is that of a visionary, imagining scenarios for the next millennium. You may find yourself at home in an expansive industrial space,or marking time in a future warped out of a Douglas Coupland novel. Guard against your tendency for depression at your core. It is pronounced and evident to all. While this could cause consternation your off-beat sense of yourself redefines your concave, pillowy body as a life saving buoy fed solely on peanut butter thumbprint cookies. Your hands continually caress your external self causing others to accuse you of an inflated ego, but you know that time will pass and prove you to be right on.

[Arntor]

The Window: Your Attitude

Your choice of the blue sky reveals a person who is very much a cheery optimist. You regularly exhibit "soft, airy, fluffy" behaviour, expressed as a magical metamorphism into weird and wonderful new shapes (as the wind blows). In all your endeavours you need room to breathe, frequently telling others to "Relax. Let's blue sky some ideas." As valiantly sunny as you are, you do have a darker side. You store up pain until you burst into tears while the heavens ring out with songs such as, "Raindrops Keep Falling on my Head". Although your eye is fixed on the horizon, deep in your inner self you may have a secret wish to be a flight attendant, (coffee, tea or me) while watching blue movies and crying the blues with Ella Fitzgerald.
Your Lover
Click to Play! The Music: Your Lover

Your love ranges from the passion of Beethoven to the delicate beauty of Pachebal. Your relationship is based on an enduring trust and classical balance that helps you both rise to the highest level of understanding.
Your Picture The Pictures: Your Relationships

The choice of the Rad Storage Box reveals a deeply practical, yet radical individual who inspires friends and family to work alongside in peace and harmony, toiling with transparent glee and the refreshing innocence of youth as necessary items are sorted, collected and stored. Very rad.
Your Garbage The Garbage: Your Problems

Problems are no stranger to you. Your generous, hard-working nature has left you open to everyone dumping their problems on you daily. While this would cause worry and stress for lesser mortals, you have accepted your lot in life with maturity and humility, understanding that other people's problems are bringing you one step closer to salvation.
Your Clock The Clock: Your Future

Your future is squarely that of a modern conservative, with a throwback to Roman times. Your skeletal architectural gun metal honed body may cause others to see you as rigid and unbending but in your heart you remember the wild toga parties of your youth and smile.


...Really, I just like blue skies, classical music, have an odd fondness for Roman Numerals and just chose a trash can at random because there was no option that said "My room."

But hey, this is supposed to be a personality test, riiiiight?:stupid:

And taking it on these terms, my overall grade is F+. "+" Because I actually am fond of the song "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head"

EDIT: Disregard my previous grade, it spelled Pachelbel incorrectly. F.

[Zane19]

Yes, the test's response has many flaws and contradictions, but oh well.
Not every test can be accurate.

[attila_the_hunny]

The Window: Your Attitude
Your choice of the "main street" window reveals a personality with a preference for an urban lifestyle. You may be described as directed, solid, concrete, busy, utilitarian, serviceable, full of life, gritty with a taste for asphalt and easy shopping. You seem to attract a crowd who is very fast, often polluted, gaseous and acquisitive.

The Music: Your Lover
Off beat syncopation may not be the most recognized form of passion, but it reflects a certain sophistication that put you and your special friend on a plane that is airy, light and just slightly over the edge. You both enjoy the finer things in life and will continue in your search for new experiences - together.

The Pictures: Your Relationships
The choice of the Rad Storage Box reveals a deeply practical, yet radical individual who inspires friends and family to work alongside in peace and harmony, toiling with transparent glee and the refreshing innocence of youth as necessary items are sorted, collected and stored. Very rad.

The Garbage: Your Problems
Problems come and go in your life but they do not cause you undue stress. You relax in the knowledge that you have an enduring, attractive and stylish response to the detritus of life. Your supreme confidence frees you from convention. Problems need not be hidden from sight but rather are handled in a transparent, translucent and effortless manner. You are on your way to achieving guru status for your wise handling of life's problems.

The Clock: Your Future
Your future is that of a visionary, imagining scenarios for the next millennium. You may find yourself at home in an expansive industrial space,or marking time in a future warped out of a Douglas Coupland novel. Guard against your tendency for depression at your core. It is pronounced and evident to all. While this could cause consternation your off-beat sense of yourself redefines your concave, pillowy body as a life saving buoy fed solely on peanut butter thumbprint cookies. Your hands continually caress your external self causing others to accuse you of an inflated ego, but you know that time will pass and prove you to be right on.

[StarNips]

The Window: Your Attitude

Your choice of the forest reveals a person who is lush, verdant and fertile. You are complex. At times serene and tranquil, you provide an atmosphere of relaxation and retreat which is a very powerful magnet. But you are not perfect. You habitually needle people. In your youth you swayed to the hot, pulsing beat of "Light my Fire" (despite the danger it posed to yourself, friends and family). Frequent anti-fire lectures by Smokey the Bear fell on deaf ears. With greater maturity you can now see the forest for the trees. Success for you now may be better defined as a branch office and an oak desktop. Conversely you may be hiding a secret desire to dress as a girl and sing the Monty Python song, "I'm a lumberjack." Whatever -- you know the ultimate truth "No tree grows to the sky."

The Music: Your Lover

Your love ranges from the passion of Beethoven to the delicate beauty of Pachebal. Your relationship is based on an enduring trust and classical balance that helps you both rise to the highest level of understanding.

The Pictures: Your Relationships

Revealing an adventurous, possibly madcap person who scavenges friends and relations from the scrap-metal heap of life and then through superior insight helps them to realize their fine talents so they too may soar above the clouds in riveting pirouettes of grace and death-defying stunts.

The Garbage: Your Problems

Problems come and go in your life but they do not cause you undue stress. You relax in the knowledge that you have an enduring, attractive and stylish response to the detritus of life. Your supreme confidence frees you from convention. Problems need not be hidden from sight but rather are handled in a transparent, translucent and effortless manner. You are on your way to achieving guru status for your wise handling of life's problems.

The Clock: Your Future

Your future is squarely that of a modern conservative, with a throwback to Roman times. Your skeletal architectural gun metal honed body may cause others to see you as rigid and unbending but in your heart you remember the wild toga parties of your youth and smile.

[thirtyshackles]

What a silly and strange test.

The Window: Your Attitude

Your choice of the pounding waves reveals a personality attracted to power and the pursuit of extreme athletic and sensual experiences. This may manifest itself in the insane undertaking of the Hawaii Ironman, or the more pleasurable goals of using a massage showerhead. Whatever -- the everchanging highs & lows of the ocean mirror your mood swings. At times you are like an uncontrollable force of nature. Your temperment is best described as dreamy, lulling, churning, foamy, sensuous, sexy, emotional, flowing, powerful, strong. You bury secrets in unknown depths of yourself like a treasure to be revealed. At times you harbour dark thoughts, fear drowning (as any sane person does) and may be repressing a secret desire to star on Baywatch.

The Music: Your Lover

Your love ranges from the passion of Beethoven to the delicate beauty of Pachebal. Your relationship is based on an enduring trust and classical balance that helps you both rise to the highest level of understanding.

The Pictures: Your Relationships

Revealing an adventurous, possibly madcap person who scavenges friends and relations from the scrap-metal heap of life and then through superior insight helps them to realize their fine talents so they too may soar above the clouds in riveting pirouettes of grace and death-defying stunts.

The Garbage: Your Problems

Problems are no stranger to you. Your generous, hard-working nature has left you open to everyone dumping their problems on you daily. While this would cause worry and stress for lesser mortals, you have accepted your lot in life with maturity and humility, understanding that other people's problems are bringing you one step closer to salvation.

The Clock: Your Future

Your future is squarely that of a modern conservative, with a throwback to Roman times. Your skeletal architectural gun metal honed body may cause others to see you as rigid and unbending but in your heart you remember the wild toga parties of your youth and smile.

[oxyjen]

The Window: Your Attitude
Your choice of the pounding waves reveals a personality attracted to power and the pursuit of extreme athletic and sensual experiences. This may manifest itself in the insane undertaking of the Hawaii Ironman, or the more pleasurable goals of using a massage showerhead. Whatever -- the everchanging highs & lows of the ocean mirror your mood swings. At times you are like an uncontrollable force of nature. Your temperment is best described as dreamy, lulling, churning, foamy, sensuous, sexy, emotional, flowing, powerful, strong. You bury secrets in unknown depths of yourself like a treasure to be revealed. At times you harbour dark thoughts, fear drowning (as any sane person does) and may be repressing a secret desire to star on Baywatch


The Music: Your Lover
Off beat syncopation may not be the most recognized form of passion, but it reflects a certain sophistication that put you and your special friend on a plane that is airy, light and just slightly over the edge. You both enjoy the finer things in life and will continue in your search for new experiences - together.

The Pictures: Your Relationships
Revealing a dramatic person who revels in the attention of a wide circle of acquaintances. This seemingly attractive trait presents a challenge as friends are pushed out on the stage of life, standing exposed with unexpected juxtapositions ready to elicit laughter or recognition. May also be used as a protective shield between relationships, eg. room divider.

The Garbage: Your Problems
How do you hide your problems in a wired world? You don't. The skeletal structure of your handsome wiry body precludes many types of problems, which is not to say that the problems don't exist but that your problems tend to be handled by others who are more capable and water-resistant than you. Avoidance and the cubicle mentality is your sphere. Paper, paperclips, an errant pop can - the entrails of office life pass through you.

The Clock: Your Future
Your future is in plastics. Like the character (Dustin Hoffman) from The Graduate, you recognized early on the importance of plastic to maintaining a beautiful, hard body glowing with good health. Your face is a reflection of your quirky energy and ability to conceive new ideas with innovative flair. You have a long life ahead of you which is well warranted for one who radiates such happiness.

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More wrongs than rights, but fun test nevertheless.