FUCK OVERPROTECTIVE MOTHERS *spoiler, jemma related*

[Shai Gar]

THAT FUCKING BITCH WENT TO PICK JEMMA UP FROM THE TILT TRAIN ON MONDAY NIGHT AND THEN WHEN SHE FOUND OUT THAT JEMMA HAD SWORN AT SOMEONE AT SCHOOL SHE MADE JEMMA GET OUT AND WALK THROUGH THE CITY TO FIND A LIFT HOME FROM GLADSTONE TO IVERAGH.

AND WHEN SHE FOUND OUT ABOUT ME SHE WOULD NO LONGER ALLOW JEMMA TO CHAT ONLINE.

just as jemma and i are getting closer and spending more and more time with each other this goes and fucking happens. jemmas mums excuse for not allowing her dauther to date me? he is 21 and will only want sex, date someone your own age. as if those 17 year old retarded kids will want anything less. i personally do want to have sex with jemma, but i also want so much damned more, i actually like the girl. the guy that jemmas mum likes is 17, but he is an intellectual retard and is a cuball. he also sits as if his head weighed 15 kilograms (hunched over so much he could suck his own cock) and when he was at the dance i decided not to go to last night he got a dance with jemma, because she was being nice, and he GRABBED HER ARSE AS IF IT WAS A FUCKING SQUEEZYBALL. SHE HATED IT, AND SHE TOLD HIM TO GO AWAY FOR A WHILE, HE DIDNT FUCKING CHANGE AND HE STILL THINKS THAT SHE IS GOING OUT WITH HER. JEMMA WAS BLOODY PISSED AT ME TODAY FOR NOT GOING AND STAYING WITH HER THE WHOLE NIGHT. jemma got over it when i spent the day with her, but damn. her mother is a fucking retard. oh yes, 21 year old guys are only interested in sex. that is why they return to high school and not go to sydney for a year of debauchery.

fuck her fucking bitch sexist retarded mother.

[ohnoaninfp]

wow. A lot of anger. I don't know what to tell you. But I hope things work out for you and Jemma and that her mom will see you for who you are and not judge so harshly. Good luck.

[CoHo]

it is like you are training for some sort of crazy olympics

[Shai Gar]

i dont intend to meet the woman, she is a harsh bitch to her daughter and jemma is nothing if not a nice genial girl

[Architectonic]

it is like you are training for some sort of crazy olympics

Gold!

[Shai Gar]

indeed, it was even siggable. strange isnt it. truth is oft times stranger than fiction

[Claverhouse]

Well, I'm glad you steered Jemma away from looking at this Forum. Strange girls might be slightly offended by your incisive comments.

Still, good luck and keep trying.



Claverhouse :ph34r:

[ Should you attempt to meet Jemma's mother, don't mention this Forum nor this thread. ]

[crule81]

Shai Gar,

When you actually speak out loud, is it anything like, in terms of style and content, your written work on this forum? Just curious.

Back on topic, you should lie(?) and have Jemma tell her mother that you think like and only have the maturity level of a 17 year old. Consequently, the age difference really doesn't matter when you and Jemma are at the same level emotionally.

[Dunearhp]

I hope she didn't have to hitch-hike.

[Thermo]

THAT FUCKING BITCH WENT TO PICK JEMMA UP FROM THE TILT TRAIN ON MONDAY NIGHT AND THEN WHEN SHE FOUND OUT THAT JEMMA HAD SWORN AT SOMEONE AT SCHOOL SHE MADE JEMMA GET OUT AND WALK THROUGH THE CITY TO FIND A LIFT HOME FROM GLADSTONE TO IVERAGH.

AND WHEN SHE FOUND OUT ABOUT ME SHE WOULD NO LONGER ALLOW JEMMA TO CHAT ONLINE.

just as jemma and i are getting closer and spending more and more time with each other this goes and fucking happens. jemmas mums excuse for not allowing her dauther to date me? he is 21 and will only want sex, date someone your own age. as if those 17 year old retarded kids will want anything less. i personally do want to have sex with jemma, but i also want so much damned more, i actually like the girl. the guy that jemmas mum likes is 17, but he is an intellectual retard and is a cuball. he also sits as if his head weighed 15 kilograms (hunched over so much he could suck his own cock) and when he was at the dance i decided not to go to last night he got a dance with jemma, because she was being nice, and he GRABBED HER ARSE AS IF IT WAS A FUCKING SQUEEZYBALL. SHE HATED IT, AND SHE TOLD HIM TO GO AWAY FOR A WHILE, HE DIDNT FUCKING CHANGE AND HE STILL THINKS THAT SHE IS GOING OUT WITH HER. JEMMA WAS BLOODY PISSED AT ME TODAY FOR NOT GOING AND STAYING WITH HER THE WHOLE NIGHT. jemma got over it when i spent the day with her, but damn. her mother is a fucking retard. oh yes, 21 year old guys are only interested in sex. that is why they return to high school and not go to sydney for a year of debauchery.

fuck her fucking bitch sexist retarded mother.

Keeping you from procreating doesn't sound like a bad idea.

[Shai Gar]

Shai Gar,

When you actually speak out loud, is it anything like, in terms of style and content, your written work on this forum? Just curious.
no, i try not to talk IRL very much. and when i do i put a lot of thought into it.
i have been told i sound like a lawyer when i talk.

[MacGuffin]

I am beginning to think Jemma and ohnoaninfp's James should hook up.

[Shai Gar]

heh

[Geoff]

no, i try not to talk IRL very much. and when i do i put a lot of thought into it.
i have been told i sound like a lawyer when i talk.

And do you consider that a compliment? Or grounds to incarcerate yourself?

-Geoff

[songbird36]

SG don't you feel slightly embarrassed rehearsing and rehashing every sordid little detail of your love life on here like a bad soap opera?

Just a thought...

[Serotonin]

I'd die if I did. You need some boundaries man....
Everyone has stuff they'd rather not discuss.... if you don't make it an issue then it goes away. Concentrate on events that make you feel good.

[songbird36]

It's starting to feel like a series of the Osbournes and it's also starting to feel a bit CC'ish.

[jimkopelli]

Where's she been, anyway... hadn't posted in a good two days...

[Shai Gar]

SG don't you feel slightly embarrassed rehearsing and rehashing every sordid little detail of your love life on here like a bad soap opera?
actually no, suprisingly not. although if anyone i knew from RL was here i would. but i am trying to develop my emotions and the way to do that that i have chosen is to vent in the rants forum, or spew loving crap in the atelier.

and i dont tell you guys everything, if i did i would get embarrased. also if you didnt want to read more about my "love" life i did put a spoiler on the title of the thread.

HEY, we should have a relationship ranting forum where we can post stuff relating to our relationships in without bothering other people.

look out for my next jemma thread

[Star]

look out for my next jemma thread

Just curious, is that her real name, and are those real places? I hope not.

[Vagabond]

I would guess yes...

[Shai Gar]

i dont lie, if i can keep the truth to myself. if i am forced to give witness i lie my arse off. if i tell something willingly it is the whole truth as i know it.

[Star]

i dont lie, if i can keep the truth to myself. if i am forced to give witness i lie my arse off. if i tell something willingly it is the whole truth as i know it.

It's shockingly disrespectful of you to discuss this real person by real name in an archived, public forum without her consent.

[mgb]

It's shockingly disrespectful of you to discuss this real person by real name in an archived, public forum without her consent.

Or her mom's consent since she isn't legal (to give consent I mean) yet.

[Vagabond]

There is just one Jemma in the entire place...?

[Star]

Well, we now have a name, an age, a city, a province, a country and a street corner. The evidence is piling up. I don't mind if he wants to talk about his life but if I were that girl I'd kick his ass for giving out all that information. :devil:

[mgb]

I googled "Jemma" and "Australia" and got this picture. I believe it to be her.

http://www.waterpoloaus.asn.au/playerprofiles/women/Brownlow.jpg

[Star]

Oh this is cute, try a google on 'jemma tannum sands'.

[mgb]

Oh this is cute, try a google on 'jemma tannum sands'.

Well, the first thing that comes up is a thread Shai Gar started about her. The rest of it was crap that I was too lazy to read through. And no pictures.

When I think of Jemma though, I think of someone who thinks big. She likes to look at the big picture. Tannum Sands is a one horse town to her, she wants to be a star, the star of Australia. So I think my search was more appropriate and fruitful (see picture above).

[mgb]

Well, we now have a name, an age, a city, a province, a country and a street corner. The evidence is piling up. I don't mind if he wants to talk about his life but if I were that girl I'd kick his ass for giving out all that information. :devil:

There is more evidence piling up than just that.

(Wow that is negative).

[Star]

Like that she plays water polo?

[Ascending]

Keeping you from procreating doesn't sound like a bad idea.
I try not to indulge in these things... but this was just hilarious.

[mgb]

Like that she plays water polo?

And that Shai is unabashedly weird.

[Shai Gar]

ahahaha, this isnt a one horse town damnit we have 14,000 people.

and she is over the age of consent

[heeroyuy]

14,000 people sounds fairly one horse to me, and I'm from nebraska :) We have more students in our school system than people in your town.

[Geoff]

14,000 people sounds fairly one horse to me, and I'm from nebraska :) We have more students in our school system than people in your town.

14,000? That's a hamlet. I come from a town of 250,000 and it doesnt qualify as a city. I've been to bigger villages!

-Geoff

[heeroyuy]

14,000? That's a hamlet. I come from a town of 250,000 and it doesnt qualify as a city. I've been to bigger villages!

-Geoff

I know! My highschool has a good 2000-2500, and with surrounding middle schools ~ 4200. Where does ShaiGar live again?

[Claverhouse]

Well, the first thing that comes up is a thread Shai Gar started about her. The rest of it was crap that I was too lazy to read through. And no pictures.
So, as long as intpcentral keeps standing Jemma from Tannum Sands will be immortalised...

Anyone seeking the real Jemma, including her ( putative ) grandchildren, and her fucking bitch sexist retarded mother, can discover a fame she never sought. Impressive.



Claverhouse :ph34r:

[Sam172]

When I saw the title of this thread I was suprised who wrote it :p

Honestly, I think we should attempt to copyright the commonly used vulgar word beginning with "f", in an experiment to see if Shai is capable of starting threads that don't start with:

FUCK

:)

[songbird36]

He's not.

I think he learnt to say the word along with "Mum" and "Dad" when he was out of diapers.

[Sir Isaac Lime]

I once dated a girl whos mother was way too overprotective. The girl was 22 years old, had a 10:00 curfew, and never even once stayed the night over at a friends house.

Her mother absolutely hated me, even though I had a job, was responsible, pretty clean-cut and well-mannered. Heres the clencher though: Her last boyfriend was a piece of shit and her mother like him. Once he smacked her around pretty bad, and when she told her mother about it, she responded "Well, see if he does it again".

One day out of the blue she tells her mother that she might be pregnant, even though she never took a test and we always practiced safe sex. Her mother obviously laid the heavy programming on her, and she eventually told me "I don't want to have sex anymore until i'm married", even though shes the one who initiated sex with me.

I guess there just comes a time when people decide they can have their own thoughts and feelings. She never could understand that and I bet still today shes nothing more then a slave to her mother.

[C.J.Woolf]

So, as long as intpcentral keeps standing Jemma from Tannum Sands will be immortalised...

Anyone seeking the real Jemma, including her ( putative ) grandchildren, and her fucking bitch sexist retarded mother, can discover a fame she never sought. Impressive.
There is a variation on Andy Warhol's quote:

"On the Internet, everyone is famous to 15 people."