Birdsnest
7 Mar 2005, 02:57 PM
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not
live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever,
then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever,
which is why I would not live forever,"
--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids
all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to
be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and
death and stuff." --Mariah Carey
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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important
part of your life,"
--Brooke Shields, during an interview
to become Spokesperson for federal
anti-smoking campaign.
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"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my
body,"
--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky BASKketball forward.
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"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the
lowest crime rates in
the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.
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``"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through
our papers. We are the president."
--Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.
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"Half this game is ninety percent mental.."
--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
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"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death
by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"
--A democratic congressional candidate in Texas.
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"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment.
It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
--Al Gore, Vice President
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"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."
--Dan Quayle
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not
live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever,
then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever,
which is why I would not live forever,"
--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
``````````````````````````````````
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids
all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to
be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and
death and stuff." --Mariah Carey
````````````
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important
part of your life,"
--Brooke Shields, during an interview
to become Spokesperson for federal
anti-smoking campaign.
`````````````````````````````````````````````````
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my
body,"
--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky BASKketball forward.
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"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the
lowest crime rates in
the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.
`````````````````````````````
``"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through
our papers. We are the president."
--Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.
`````````````````````````````````````````````
"Half this game is ninety percent mental.."
--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
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"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death
by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"
--A democratic congressional candidate in Texas.
----------------------------------------
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment.
It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
--Al Gore, Vice President
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"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."
--Dan Quayle