FUCK THIS WEEKEND AND FUCK ME, I AM A FUCKING CHICKEN SHIT. *spoiler, jemma related*

[Shai Gar]

okay here is the plot.

jemma loves me but wants to keep her boyfriend, she doesnt care if i sleep around as long as i dont tell her about it.

fergi wants my body, i dont mind giving it to her.

this weekend started on friday afternoon with great portents, as far as i could see them anyway, with jemma inviting me around to blockbusters to see her while she was working. Tonight a group of girls and a few guys were going to come party at my place, and i could have mucked around with fergi without anyone but fergi and me knowing about it. see? great stuff.

this is how it REALLY laid out.

since i told everyone the party was off so that hundreds of people wouldnt turn up, what do you know, they fucking believed it. and fergi couldnt even come and play with me because of the amount of work she had to do for school. i tried ringing my backup plan of going to play XBox (halo2), shaun wasnt home. fuck that plan too. oh well, i decided to go and see jemma at blockbusters. i was going to kiss her, then the sight of her just slammed my cockyness and self confidence. i managed to bite her after about 5 minutes of wandering around and talking to her. BITING HER. THAT IS ALL I COULD BRING MYSELF TO DO. after that jemma had a face that clearly* read "well? where is my kiss?" DAMN THIS, i am not even in love with the girl. why am i such a chicken shit around this girl? any other girl i could have walked up and kissed her. but no, around this girl i have to be a chickenshit. all the rest of the time i am with her i am trying to figure out a way to get close to her in private to talk and maybe even make out. didnt help much that i thought a woman who was standing near us was jemmas mother. but that is once again my own weakness for not checking and then kissing her.

*hindsight 15/20

now the moral of this story is. FUCK THIS WEEKEND AND FUCK MY INOPPORTUNE WEAKNESS.

i am off to find some porn

[melancholeric]

Shai, does the "I AM A FUCKING CHICKEN SHIT" in the title mean that you happen to be chicken poo or that you are having sex with chicken poo?

Just curious.

And as for finding porn, isn't the link in your profile enough?

[Shai Gar]

that qualifies as finding. i dont put that much effort into porn

that i am chicken poo

[Sam172]

another cleverly titled thread :)

[melancholeric]

Well, I thought you were into zoocoprophilia. Guess I was wrong.

[Shai Gar]

yeah, but i could see where you would be. easy mistake to make*




*if your an esfj

[Shai Gar]

SHE SAID SHE LOVED ME. before she had simply shown it and not said it, now she has said it, and she has also said she wants to fuck me hard on her bed.

okay none of you are hearing any more about this. not without her permission.

[melancholeric]

*if your an esfj
Actually, I'm an ESTJ*. Huge difference.




*Or so I was told some months ago....

[Shai Gar]

heh

[Claverhouse]

SHE SAID SHE LOVED ME. before she had simply shown it and not said it, now she has said it, and she has also said she wants to fuck me hard on her bed.
Well, thanks for sharing.


okay none of you are hearing any more about this. not without her permission.
I can see that for some people it helps to bring their sex-life out in to the open to a sympathetic audience --- even if those of us shyer and more retarded would feel inhibited talking about it to a professional lunatic/counsellor: but never forget we are all rooting for you. As is Jemma.



Claverhouse :ph34r:

[mgb]

My friend and I were talking once. We were wondering what it would be like to be 17 again in high school and know what we know now.

Shai Gar is living the dream and still fucking it up.

[Shai Gar]

of course i am fucking it up, i am not an esfp or an entj

but everytime i manage to get a girl interested in me, other girls flock to me. pisses me off, i have droughts, and then many girls at once. i just wish it was steady.

and tell me, what did you and your friend end up saying you would like to do?

[coffeezombie]

Girls like guys that get a girl both because they start thinking you are something desirable, plus guys get an added amount of confidence when they manage to find a girl they like. You just need to appear that confident and desirable all the time in order to never have a drought again.

[songbird36]

Send Jemma across the Tasman SG and I'll sort 'er out..

lol

[Shai Gar]

cthulcu, i shall show you my newest text

and send her to NZ? hell no. i like this one.

[songbird36]

Ah good SG - we will all expect a new placidity and mellowness from you then..

:lol:

[Shai Gar]

you wish

[Serotonin]

My friend and I were talking once. We were wondering what it would be like to be 17 again in high school and know what we know now.
Shai Gar is living the dream and still fucking it up.

:rofl:
As would I in that situation.


You just need to appear that confident and desirable all the time in order to never have a drought again.

Possibly achievable by enneagram 3s. The rest will fail.

[Shai Gar]

or eights.