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Bugeater
18 Mar 2005, 10:05 PM
What Tortue Method Would You Be? (http://www.selectsmart.com/FREE/select.php?client=torture_devices)
http://members.cox.net/alleah/rack.jpg
Victims are tied into you and stretched inch by agonizing inch, until they are either rent limb from limb or they confess. Or hey, maybe both. Not as bad as some people, someone tells you what you want to hear you'll feel better.
Star
18 Mar 2005, 10:10 PM
http://members.cox.net/alleah/whirligig.jpg A fairly weak torture, you basically spin people around until they puke. You're used mostly as a military punishment, kind of a weak hazing. You're a forgive 'n forget person, you figure the argument was punishment enough.
melancholeric
18 Mar 2005, 10:12 PM
http://members.cox.net/alleah/bull.jpg
You're a giant oven shaped like, suprise, a brazen bull. A fire is lit under your belly, and the person inside is roasted alive. You really blow your top when someone makes you mad, though that can take a bit of work on their part.
Not fair, I would have wanted the Chinese water torture. Bad test.
Bugeater
18 Mar 2005, 10:12 PM
LOL...that one sounds great, deepsky.
Shai Gar
18 Mar 2005, 10:23 PM
i am "burned at the stake"
coffeezombie
18 Mar 2005, 10:29 PM
http://members.cox.net/alleah/iron.jpg
Part of a trial. A person held you until their hand was blistered, if in a certain ammount of time their wounds were infected, they were guilty. Pretty middle-of-the-road there, at least you're not ready to kill anyone who crosses you.
Yeah, that sounds about what I do to people to get the truth from them. :devil:
cjs55
18 Mar 2005, 11:12 PM
http://members.cox.net/alleah/maiden.jpg
You enclose your victims in a coffine lined with spikes, piercing choice places like the eyes, liver and kidneys. Ouch. Ease up on people you're angry with a little. You can't kill them -all-.
Dude, Iron Maiden! So appropriate!
Shai Gar
18 Mar 2005, 11:13 PM
when you dont get your coffee anyway
Geoff
18 Mar 2005, 11:16 PM
http://members.cox.net/alleah/iron.jpg
Part of a trial. A person held you until their hand was blistered, if in a certain ammount of time their wounds were infected, they were guilty. Pretty middle-of-the-road there, at least you're not ready to kill anyone who crosses you.
Yeah, that sounds about what I do to people to get the truth from them. :devil:
Ah, me too.
In my case it gave me that answer because I answered yes to the pyro question and no to the others.
I love burning stuff, always have :devil: :devil:
-Geoff
Shai Gar
18 Mar 2005, 11:16 PM
appropiate? you are a hard as hell female virgin?
flan2dave
18 Mar 2005, 11:20 PM
http://members.cox.net/alleah/heretic.jpg
You prevent someone from talking or moving their head even slightly with sharp points sticking in their lower jaw and collar bone. Doesn't it just -look- painful? You're kind of the childish sort, sort of a 'say uncle!' approach.
cjs55
18 Mar 2005, 11:35 PM
Appropriate because I like metal and thus the band, oh clueless one.
coffeezombie
18 Mar 2005, 11:38 PM
Shai Gar has been inspired to try to burn us all at the stake now, I guess.
Boneca
19 Mar 2005, 12:10 AM
http://members.cox.net/alleah/braiding.jpg
A person's limbs and joints were shattered, then their now-mushy limbs were braided through your wheel-spokes. Still alive, they were left to die in this fashion, either from starvation or heat/cold. Oh, the humanity!
Vagabond
19 Mar 2005, 12:42 AM
http://members.cox.net/alleah/bull.jpg
You're a giant oven shaped like, suprise, a brazen bull. A fire is lit under your belly, and the person inside is roasted alive. You really blow your top when someone makes you mad, though that can take a bit of work on their part.
Heather Harrison
19 Mar 2005, 12:54 AM
The Cross - People were hung in various positions from you, sometimes with weights, stretching and dislocating limbs. Sometimes they were left to starve or succumb to the elements. All in all, you're a pretty forgiving person, provided they don't -really- get you angry.
It sounds good - a nice, slow torture. Some of the others are more fun, but this pretty well describes how I would like to treat people I hate.
Heather Harrison
indie
19 Mar 2005, 02:35 AM
THE BOX
A victim is shut up inside you, then dropped into some body of water. They drown, of course. A claustrophobic demise. If someone gets you mad, you just get away from them and forget it, though you quietly seethe for a while.
Bizzare.
Sackanaka
19 Mar 2005, 03:33 AM
http://www.occasionalhell.com/infdevice/
:|
(i got rack)
bmw318tiChic
19 Mar 2005, 04:16 AM
http://members.cox.net/alleah/press.jpg Victim was chained to you, then were slowly crushed as the handle was turned. Smaller versions of you held only the victim's head. Oww. You're a real pain to be around when you're angry, but you could force a confession out of the most stubborn.
C.J.Woolf
19 Mar 2005, 04:20 AM
http://members.cox.net/alleah/cross.jpg
People were hung in various positions from you, sometimes with weights, stretching and dislocating limbs. Sometimes they were left to starve or succumb to the elements. All in all, you're a pretty forgiving person, provided they don't -really- get you angry.
misutii
19 Mar 2005, 04:55 AM
http://members.cox.net/alleah/sawn.jpg
Hung upside down, your victims are slowly sawn in half, starting at the part of their legs. Because of the concentration of blood rushing to their head, they are conscious until you get about to the mid-abdomen most of the time. Of course, there are other methods, such as sawing off each limb. Yeowch. You're a gradual-torture person, someone gets on your bad side, you make them sorry for it, one day at a time.
i'm so evil
Niflheimian
19 Mar 2005, 05:15 AM
http://www.intpcentral.com/uploads/catpaw.jpg
A rake-like tool, you're used to rip the flesh off of living victims. [When] Someone gets you angry, they -know- [sic] they're in trouble. If you're more of an argument[ative] than physical type, you'll still rip them a new one verbally.
How obnoxious!
Bad grammar!
I'd like to rip the flesh off of whoever wrote these (badly written) descriptions.
Too bad "disembowelment" isn't one of the results.
kuranes
19 Mar 2005, 05:44 AM
Water. If you drown in me, tied to a chair or dipped in, then you were innocent after all; for shame! But if you have the bad grace to survive . . . . . then you are a witch headed for her sinful rendezvous with her peers . . . . . and the dark man . . . . in the forest clearing. Young Goodman Beige will be there. ( Basically everyone cool is coming. ) Be there or be square. K
Architectonic
19 Mar 2005, 05:59 AM
http://members.cox.net/alleah/cage.jpg
People are locked inside you and hung from a high place. A chain around their neck forces them to stand, and once they are dead from starvation or the elements, birds pick their bones clean. You're probably a fan of just ignoring the people who get on your nerves. Or at least, ignoring them to the best of your abilities.
Albino Sartan
19 Mar 2005, 06:25 AM
Burned at the Stake
Witches were tied to you, and burned to a crisp. A classic, though not very nice. People probably tiptoe around you a little.
moni
29 Mar 2005, 05:15 AM
http://members.cox.net/alleah/stoned.jpg
The person was tied down, then a crowd gathered to hurl stones at them. You're an interactive execution! You probably need to have people backing you up before you argue.
woo hoo? :huh:
Serotonin
29 Mar 2005, 05:22 AM
http://members.cox.net/alleah/stake.jpg
Witches were tied to you, and burned to a crisp. A classic, though not very nice. People probably tiptoe around you a little
:blink:
Warrior413
29 Mar 2005, 05:27 AM
http://members.cox.net/alleah/stoned.jpg
The person was tied down, then a crowd gathered to hurl stones at them. You're an interactive execution! You probably need to have people backing you up before you argue.
woo hoo? :huh:
Hah, how SJ. I kid, I kid...
Witches were tied to you, and burned to a crisp. A classic, though not very nice. People probably tiptoe around you a little.
Same.
ohnoaninfp
29 Mar 2005, 08:16 PM
I am the rack. I am not big into torture. Why waste my time on my enemies, they will get theirs. Karma will bite them in the ass.
YardGnome
29 Mar 2005, 08:50 PM
CHINESE WATER TORTURE...
Oh... it's a test, well then I'd prefer to be Chinese Water Torture but let's see what the test prefers(for me)...
http://members.cox.net/alleah/iron.jpg
Part of a trial. A person held you until their hand was blistered, if in a certain ammount of time their wounds were infected, they were guilty. Pretty middle-of-the-road there, at least you're not ready to kill anyone who crosses you.
But I wanted to be Water Toruture...
:cry:
J.L. des Alpins
29 Mar 2005, 10:46 PM
It says I’m a brazen bull, which is an oven roasting people alive.
Nonsense. I am the one being roasted alive day after day…by my female partners.
For everybody else, my sheer presence is torture enough.
booyalab
29 Mar 2005, 11:58 PM
http://members.cox.net/alleah/braiding.jpg
that was a pretty fun test.
Ka.avik
30 Mar 2005, 01:46 AM
A person was tied to you, then weighted down onto the impaling spikes or beaten with sticks. Yeesh. Go overboard much when you're upset?
http://members.cox.net/alleah/spikes.jpg
uhm...maybe. Sometimes. http://forums.intpcentral.com/images/smilies/whistling.gif
Stem
31 Mar 2005, 01:54 AM
The pear:
You're inserted into various bodily orifaces, and cranked open slowly, stretching and tearing delicate internal tissues. You were a choice punishment for homosexuals and female witches. Also painful to contemplate. You're probably one of those powder-keg people, just need a spark at the right time to go off.
MasterMerk
31 Mar 2005, 10:51 AM
http://members.cox.net/alleah/waterwheel.jpg
Victims were tied to you, then you were rotated slowly over some body of water. They either confessed, or drowned. Pretty tame, actually... you're fairly forgiving once people can admit they were wrong.
I actually guessed it right, somehow.
Hyperion
3 Apr 2005, 07:20 PM
http://members.cox.net/alleah/press.jpg
Victim was chained to you, then were slowly crushed as the handle was turned. Smaller versions of you held only the victim's head. Oww. You're a real pain to be around when you're angry, but you could force a confession out of the most stubborn.
http://members.cox.net/alleah/cross.jpg
Edmond Zedo
3 Apr 2005, 08:07 PM
The Box b/c I like Orbital apparently.
EmmaPeel
11 Aug 2006, 03:39 AM
Wheel of Water
http://members.cox.net/alleah/waterwheel.jpg
Victims were tied to you, then you were rotated slowly over some body of water. They either confessed, or drowned. Pretty tame, actually... you're fairly forgiving once people can admit they were wrong.
Ferrus
11 Aug 2006, 03:42 AM
http://members.cox.net/alleah/cross.jpg
People were hung in various positions from you, sometimes with weights, stretching and dislocating limbs. Sometimes they were left to starve or succumb to the elements. All in all, you're a pretty forgiving person, provided they don't -really- get you angry.
Same here.
libertarianjim
11 Aug 2006, 04:43 AM
The cross here as well.
CreativeChaos
11 Aug 2006, 04:55 AM
The Pear.
You're inserted into various bodily orifaces, and cranked open slowly, stretching and tearing delicate internal tissues. You were a choice punishment for homosexuals and female witches. Also painful to contemplate. You're probably one of those powder-keg people, just need a spark at the right time to go off.
Monica
11 Aug 2006, 04:59 AM
http://members.cox.net/alleah/stoned.jpg
The person was tied down, then a crowd gathered to hurl stones at them. You're an interactive execution! You probably need to have people backing you up before you argue.
Maybe that's why I love Shirley Jackson's "The Lottery" so much.
LuridLemur
11 Aug 2006, 05:20 AM
http://members.cox.net/alleah/spikes.jpg
A person was tied to you, then weighted down onto the impaling spikes or beaten with sticks. Yeesh. Go overboard much when you're upset?
demagogic_schizoid
5 Mar 2007, 08:50 PM
The Stake - Witches were tied to you, and burned to a crisp. A classic, though not very nice. People probably tiptoe around you a little.
HilbertSpace
5 Mar 2007, 08:57 PM
The Stake - Witches were tied to you, and burned to a crisp. A classic, though not very nice. People probably tiptoe around you a little.
Same here.
Funny, I would have thought the stake would have been a little more rare...
demagogic_schizoid
5 Mar 2007, 09:03 PM
Same here.
Funny, I would have thought the stake would have been a little more rare...
I read through the thread, and I believe I was the first one unless I missed something. Then within minutes you take the test and get the same result.
krazy.:huh:
The Box
http://members.cox.net/alleah/box.jpg
A victim is shut up inside you, then dropped into some body of water. They drown, of course. A claustrophobic demise. If someone gets you mad, you just get away from them and forget it, though you quietly seethe for a while.
My form of torture is an execution. I like it.
HilbertSpace
5 Mar 2007, 09:11 PM
I read through the thread, and I believe I was the first one unless I missed something. Then within minutes you take the test and get the same result.
krazy.:huh:
I think there was one other stake in the group.
However, I will not allow facts to get in the way of an otherwise good pun.
demagogic_schizoid
5 Mar 2007, 09:16 PM
I think there was one other stake in the group.
However, I will not allow facts to get in the way of an otherwise good pun.
damn do I feel silly now.
Google Monster
5 Mar 2007, 09:18 PM
http://members.cox.net/alleah/bull.jpg
You're a giant oven shaped like, suprise, a brazen bull. A fire is lit under your belly, and the person inside is roasted alive. You really blow your top when someone makes you mad, though that can take a bit of work on their part.
Not fair, I would have wanted the Chinese water torture. Bad test.
me too
HilbertSpace
5 Mar 2007, 09:19 PM
damn do I feel silly now.
Happens to me, too. Sometimes you get burned when a pun's well done. Gets tough when that happens.
demagogic_schizoid
5 Mar 2007, 09:23 PM
as long as there's no beef between us.
HilbertSpace
5 Mar 2007, 09:27 PM
as long as there's no beef between us.
Not at all. It was a meating of the minds.
I don't think either of us are so tenderized that we feel the need to defend personal sacred cows.
demagogic_schizoid
5 Mar 2007, 09:49 PM
:moo: It is the only time this smilie EVER came in handy. Let it go down in history.
Kyrielle
5 Mar 2007, 10:38 PM
The Press
Victim was chained to you, then were slowly crushed as the handle was turned. Smaller versions of you held only the victim's head. Oww. You're a real pain to be around when you're angry, but you could force a confession out of the most stubborn.
Sojourner
5 Mar 2007, 11:04 PM
http://members.cox.net/alleah/catpaw.jpg
A rake-like tool, you're used to rip the flesh off of living victims. Someone gets you angry, they -know- they're in trouble. If you're more of an argument than physical type, you'll still rip them a new one verbally.
Dark Razor
5 Mar 2007, 11:27 PM
The Ripper
Red-hot, you're a pincer used to rip the breasts off unwed mothers as punishment. Ow. Someone gets you mad enough, they'd better run faster than you.
I dont post much
6 Mar 2007, 01:56 AM
Boiling Oil-
"People were dropped into you, and basically deep-fried to a golden brown. It probably takes a little while for you to lose your temper, but when you do..."
Oh, nice. I like this one. >:]
This was my last ranked result-- The Whirligig "A fairly weak torture, you basically spin people around until they puke. You're used mostly as a military punishment, kind of a weak hazing. You're a forgive 'n forget person, you figure the argument was punishment enough."
So.. basically, I never forgive or forget. :)
zhang_bob
6 Mar 2007, 02:23 AM
http://members.cox.net/alleah/sawn.jpg
:huh:
What sort of vegetarian gets that for their results ?
Niffer
6 Mar 2007, 06:33 AM
i got...."the cross"
LOL i love the ripper. xDDDD hilarious.
Methofelis
22 Mar 2007, 06:36 AM
The Press
Victim was chained to you, then were slowly crushed as the handle was turned. Smaller versions of you held only the victim's head. Oww. You're a real pain to be around when you're angry, but you could force a confession out of the most stubborn.
AllAboutSoul
22 Mar 2007, 08:21 AM
Brazen Bull: Ypu're a giant oven shaped like, surprise, a bull. A fire is lit under your belly, and the person inside is roasted alive. You really blow your top when someone makes you mad, though that can take a bit of work on their part.
Wiki
22 Mar 2007, 09:31 AM
Brazen Bull (but actually I would just talk your ear off about economics)
You're a giant oven shaped like, suprise, a brazen bull. A fire is lit under your belly, and the person inside is roasted alive. You really blow your top when someone makes you mad, though that can take a bit of work on their part.
abweichend
27 Mar 2007, 04:16 PM
http://members.cox.net/alleah/rack.jpg
Victims are tied into you and stretched inch by agonizing inch, until they are either rent limb from limb or they confess. Or hey, maybe both. Not as bad as some people, someone tells you what you want to hear you'll feel better.
Acala1
17 Dec 2007, 05:08 AM
The Cat's Paw
A rake-like tool, you're used to rip the flesh off of living victims. Someone gets you angry, they -know- they're in trouble. If you're more of an argument than physical type, you'll still rip them a new one verbally.
Yes...
Shoot!
17 Dec 2007, 08:16 PM
http://members.cox.net/alleah/pear.jpg
You're inserted into various bodily orifaces, and cranked open slowly, stretching and tearing delicate internal tissues. You were a choice punishment for homosexuals and female witches. Also painful to contemplate. You're probably one of those powder-keg people, just need a spark at the right time to go off.
Kathara
17 Dec 2007, 08:32 PM
I am the Press: Victim was chained to you, then were slowly crushed as the handle was turned. Smaller versions of you held only the victim's head. Oww. You're a real pain to be around when you're angry, but you could force a confession out of the most stubborn.
Ellipsis
17 Dec 2007, 09:02 PM
The Heretic's Fork
Within
21 Nov 2009, 11:17 PM
The Cat's Paw: A rake-like tool, you're used to rip the flesh off of living victims. Someone gets you angry, they -know- they're in trouble. If you're more of an argument than physical type, you'll still rip them a new one verbally.
Sounds tasty.
1104
21 Nov 2009, 11:30 PM
wheel of spikes.
A victim is tied to you, and you roll them onto a bed of spikes, crushing and impaling them at the same time. Little bit of an overreactor, maybe?
2nd place braiding.
i like the cage.
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