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Shai Gar
4 Apr 2005, 12:27 PM
i have a hypothesis that i would love to prove, it is my grand unifying theory that needs a little testing, anyway einstein was lazy and said it couldnt be done, i believe i have done it, i just need the grant money to prove it.

anyway the monies required are about ... umm... let us just say 35.76million dollars USD, plus a 10 year tenure.

so where should i apply for this grant?
jittus rye
4 Apr 2005, 01:37 PM
What the hell are you going on about?
Shai Gar
4 Apr 2005, 01:45 PM
grand unifying theory, google for it, wikipedia for it
Lee
4 Apr 2005, 01:53 PM
Enlighten us please?
Shai Gar
4 Apr 2005, 01:58 PM
give me grant money and i shall.
i do not want to risk exposing the nature of the theory to someone who will steal it for their own purpose
Lee
4 Apr 2005, 02:06 PM
give me grant money and i shall.
i do not want to risk exposing the nature of the theory to someone who will steal it for their own purposeI doubt you have to worry about that.
Shai Gar
4 Apr 2005, 02:10 PM
i gave a glimpse into my genius over at the NCentral forums... it is enough that you know i wrote it perfectly, but not enough so that you can see how it joins to everything, i left the emuslifier out.
YardGnome
4 Apr 2005, 02:17 PM
Ok Professor Gibini...
Shai Gar
4 Apr 2005, 02:24 PM
Professor Shai Gar. and dont be expecting me to teach students or anything.. nasty creatures i could run a university much easier without them
YardGnome
4 Apr 2005, 02:53 PM
Ah... did you and Professor Zedo get your degrees from the same university?
Dunearhp
4 Apr 2005, 03:10 PM
The universe is held together by gaffer tape.

Thats my theory anyway.

There are a few unsolved math problems with big cash prizes. How about working on them first. Easy money.
YardGnome
4 Apr 2005, 03:20 PM
Is this one of them?

The creation of satan. designed to destroy the existence of mankind.
Proof that girls are evil:

First, girls need time and money:
Girl = Time * Money

And we know that time is money:
Girl = Money * Money

We also know that money is the root of all evil:
Money = Evil ^ 1/2

Therefore:
Money ^ 2 = Evil

So we are forced to conclude that:
Girl = Evil
Shai Gar
4 Apr 2005, 09:26 PM
that would be true, if it took money to get a girl into your bed, or to keep a girl by your side..

my relationships are proof of otherwise.. i never spend money on girls and when i am just looking for a good time i have NO troubles getting them into bed, it just takes talk and time
Network Alchemy
5 Apr 2005, 03:50 AM
fuck
Architectonic
5 Apr 2005, 09:39 AM
fuck

The secret is out!
flan2dave
5 Apr 2005, 09:48 AM
The secret is out!

NOT QUITE.