So I came home today and there was a vagina on my doorstep [Archive]

Sir Isaac Lime

5 Apr 2005, 07:13 AM

This is my own short review of the most innovative creation since Febreeze: The fleshlight. Basically it's a huge oversized flashlight, equipped with a ridiculously realistic vagina. The point? You stick your dick in it.

I take my vagina inside for a closer inspection. It not only feels like real skin, but with labias and a cliterous, it passes the visual. The only "flaw" is that the color and smell is not quite realistic. And no pubic hair. (No problems here). Now, I seemed to have misplaced my 5 gallon jar of anal lube, but thankfully the company included a small sample. Awesome. As per the instructions I remove the vaginal insert and run it under hot water, which not only cleans it, but warms the whole thing up, for added realism. I also notice the cap on the end, which when tightend or loosend, changes the amount of suction.

So I stick my dick in it. Whoa. This thing is realistic. And thats all I have to say about that.

The price? Like $30 bucks. The perfect gift for your teenage brother entering manhood. Two thumbs up for the fleshlight.

Sally

5 Apr 2005, 07:20 AM

So does it actually light up?

Sir Isaac Lime

5 Apr 2005, 07:23 AM

So does it actually light up?

No. But i'd rather have a vagina in the dark then a flashlight in the...uhh...shit

Edmond Zedo

5 Apr 2005, 07:26 AM

How big is it? :cool:

Sir Isaac Lime

5 Apr 2005, 07:26 AM

How big is it? :cool:

Big enough to accommodate well over 12 inches.

jimkopelli

5 Apr 2005, 07:27 AM

So does it actually light up?
Not that I know of... you must have missed the original link... hold on...
http://www.fleshlight.com/main/products.cfm?id=1001&aff=70398

But sure, you could put a lightbulb in the clear one, provided you made sure you wouldn't get electrocuted... or not... bzzt.

meshou

5 Apr 2005, 07:28 AM

Someone said "vagina." *giggles*

How big is it? :cool:I'm sure it comes in a "majestic" size.

meshou

5 Apr 2005, 07:29 AM

Big enough to accommodate well over 12 inches.*twitch* Ow.

garak

5 Apr 2005, 07:31 AM

It also has tight and extra tight inserts. Pretty cool, though I don't think I'm secure enough to actually buy one.

Edmond Zedo

5 Apr 2005, 07:32 AM

Oh, I thought it was the size of a normal Eveready flashlight. *gets wallet* I think I'll get the one that looks like a man's mouth.

Sackanaka

5 Apr 2005, 07:34 AM

Um. How did you get it for $30, or was there an inflation of prices? They all seem to be $49.99.

Also, why on earth would anyone want a "limpy"?

Sir Isaac Lime

5 Apr 2005, 07:34 AM

Yes, they do have extra inserts as well. As opposed to buying one, I "modified" my own.

What I did is take the insert, flipped it around, and scowered the inside with a scrubbing pad. It breaks up parts of the elastic and creates little ridges and bumps. It's fucking awesome and I highly recommend this modifcation.

Um. How did you get it for $30, or was there an inflation of prices? They all seem to be $49.99.

Also, why on earth would anyone want a "limpy"?

Ahh, it was something around there. Still not too bad.

Sally

5 Apr 2005, 07:36 AM

According to this (http://www.talkingblue.com/reviews/Fleshlight.htm),
ILF plans on releasing a version of the device later this year known as the FleshLight GID2000, a glow in the dark, translucent version of the gel that features a lime scent. .

I still think an actual light would be cool. Skin looks nifty with light glowing through it.

And check out the bloosom sleeve (http://www.babeland.com/page/TIB/PROD/YV035020). Is it just me or is that insanely, adorably girly?

Sir Isaac Lime

5 Apr 2005, 07:38 AM

According to this (http://www.talkingblue.com/reviews/Fleshlight.htm), .

I still think an actual light would be cool. Skin looks nifty with light glowing through it.

And check out the bloosom sleeve (http://www.babeland.com/page/TIB/PROD/YV035020). Is it just me or is that insanely, adorably girly?

Thats way too small and i'm not even being egotistical.

But did you say, LIME?

jimkopelli

5 Apr 2005, 07:40 AM

If I ever got one, it'd be the clear nondescript. Who cares what it looks like if it feels right?

Edmond Zedo

5 Apr 2005, 07:40 AM

And check out the bloosom sleeve (http://www.babeland.com/page/TIB/PROD/YV035020). Is it just me or is that insanely, adorably girly?
What's a lady like you doing on a site like that?

Edmond Zedo

5 Apr 2005, 07:42 AM

If I ever got one, it'd be the clear nondescript. Who cares what it looks like if it feels right?
They say "Pussy has no face." But somehow it's not right.

Sir Isaac Lime

5 Apr 2005, 07:43 AM

Jim, I pretty much agree, but I just opted for the standard best seller.

Althouth there is something strangely creepy about seeing my dick inside there. Might be cool actually.

jimkopelli

5 Apr 2005, 07:43 AM

Do I have an eye hiding in my pubic hair that I must also satisfy?
*checks*
No, I do not.

Sir Isaac Lime

5 Apr 2005, 07:48 AM

Well I agree as far as color and what not, but the fact that your dick passes through a set of labias gives a much more realistic impression. Debatably thats one of the best part of real sex.

jimkopelli

5 Apr 2005, 07:51 AM

*hesitates, then says "It's what's inside that counts."*

Sackanaka

5 Apr 2005, 07:51 AM

still waitin on Mr. Limpy (http://www.fleshlight.com/main/prodinfo.cfm?id=46&CFID=15694072&CFTOKEN=41476757)'s justification, preferrably from a female perspective.

Edmond Zedo

5 Apr 2005, 07:51 AM

I think I just got the fucking weirdest idea in History.

Attach a dildo to the end of the Fleshlight and have odd mechanical sex with a woman.

songbird36

5 Apr 2005, 07:54 AM

I'm disappointed you can't spell Clitoris SIL - my intuition tells me it's 'cos you've never been near one.

Sir Isaac Lime

5 Apr 2005, 07:55 AM

I think I just got the fucking weirdest idea in History.

Attach a dildo to the end of the Fleshlight and have odd mechanical sex with a woman.

Dude, call it the objectifier. Thats awesome.

Sir Isaac Lime

5 Apr 2005, 07:59 AM

I'm disappointed you can't spell Clitoris SIL - my intuition tells me it's 'cos you've never been near one.

:zzz:

Division56

5 Apr 2005, 08:00 AM

http://www.fleshlight.com/main/prodinfo.cfm?id=87&CFID=15693986&CFTOKEN=35983637

Just bought this one.

Edmond Zedo

5 Apr 2005, 08:04 AM

:zzz:
That Si is killer, isn't it.

Dunearhp

5 Apr 2005, 08:05 AM

So I came home today and there was a vagina on my doorstep
A head on the fence.

A leg in the bushes.

A kidney in the shower.

And a psychotic nutjob in the closet.

Sir Isaac Lime

5 Apr 2005, 08:13 AM

That Si is killer, isn't it.

Baiting someone into a rationalization - I'm sure it's got at least a %30 accuracy.

But iseriously, is lack of sexual experience really an accurate stereotype for INTPs? Of course the INTP might be a recluse that refuses human contact, but he still has Jedi Mind Tricks, doesn't he?

*waves hand but forgot what he was gonna say*

garak

5 Apr 2005, 08:20 AM

Baiting someone into a rationalization - I'm sure it's got at least a %30 accuracy.

But iseriously, is lack of sexual experience really an accurate stereotype for INTPs? Of course the INTP might be a recluse that refuses human contact, but he still has Jedi Mind Tricks, doesn't he?

*waves hand but forgot what he was gonna say*
About half of the forum are virgins, and our average age is what, maybe 20?

songbird36

5 Apr 2005, 08:22 AM

Well perhaps we'll test you out a little more then SIL.

I suppose you believe the G spot is something to be found on a guitar fretboard?

Sir Isaac Lime

5 Apr 2005, 08:25 AM

Well perhaps we'll test you out a little more then SIL.

I suppose you believe the G spot is something to be found on a guitar fretboard?

I don't know how to play guitar.

songbird36

5 Apr 2005, 08:26 AM

Oh what an Si answer

*ZZZZZ*

Sir Isaac Lime

5 Apr 2005, 08:32 AM

*walks away before songbird wakes up*

Miss Anthropic

5 Apr 2005, 10:10 AM

still waitin on Mr. Limpy (http://www.fleshlight.com/main/prodinfo.cfm?id=46&CFID=15694072&CFTOKEN=41476757)'s justification, preferrably from a female perspective.
Justifications....well, because there was a link and the name was intriguing...well, the whole thread has been curious...Although even after reading the description and seeing variety of lovely colors and limpy shapes I can't think of any justifications for Mr. Limpy, although it does say it could work as a paper weight. It could be a really funny dog toy! It actually appears to be a tchotchke that only a member of the 'She-Woman-Man-Haters' club would want. (Ha! that's for Thermo, thinking I only picked on him for my perception of him being a total sexist)
What I really want to know is who designs these things? Then who engineers them? Can you imagine..."I have a background in materials science, and I really want to design the most realistic dildo ever!" Or, it has been my goal since middle school to design the perfect artificial vagina!" Or a brain-storming session about how to create new and interesting sex toys...."Ok, now what shapes will fit best simultaneously in all available orafices AND a partner's as well?" Who tests the products? What about patents on them.....the questions are endless. I don't think its a widely recruited field.

Kotuku

5 Apr 2005, 10:49 AM

Sir Isaac Lime

5 Apr 2005, 10:57 AM

There is no justification whatsoever for Mr Limpy.

Mr Limpy is limp...........
:whistle:

IT WAS THE BEER GOD DAMNIT!

:cry:

Kotuku

5 Apr 2005, 11:00 AM

IT WAS THE BEER GOD DAMNIT!

:cry:

Yeah yeah yeah,..

Sure,... I believe you,
1000's wouldn't....

:rofl:

In...TP

5 Apr 2005, 03:40 PM

Damn, I thought of this idea years ago... I need a secretary.

jimkopelli

5 Apr 2005, 06:56 PM

still waitin on Mr. Limpy (http://www.fleshlight.com/main/prodinfo.cfm?id=46&CFID=15694072&CFTOKEN=41476757)'s justification, preferrably from a female perspective.
(from the weird college student's perspective)
I know people who would buy one of those just to hit people with... are they stretchy? Probably could slap someone pretty good with one. Not in a male/female sexual situation... as a guy sneaking up and whacking someone in his dorm in the face with a rubber penis.

Also... I have an aquaintance (not a friend) who mentioned once that she had never seen a limp penis. I told her that she had to try and sneak up on it, or stick around afterwards. She thought I was loony.

booyalab

5 Apr 2005, 07:06 PM

Also... I have an aquaintance (not a friend) who mentioned once that she had never seen a limp penis. I told her that she had to try and sneak up on it, or stick around afterwards. She thought I was loony.

That's hilarious, apparently she bolts without a second glance as soon as it's out?

In...TP

5 Apr 2005, 07:10 PM

Here is a novel idea for someone to make millions... get 2 blue golf ball from your local putt-putt, place them in a Crown Royal bag, package them in a pink box with the inscription "For the man who can't get it in the hole." Retail- $9.69; Costs-practically nothing.

jimkopelli

5 Apr 2005, 11:37 PM

That's hilarious, apparently she bolts without a second glance as soon as it's out?
At that point... I'm pretty sure she was still a virgin but she gave head.
So yes.

file cabinet

6 Apr 2005, 02:25 AM

Helios

6 Apr 2005, 05:39 AM

Wow, I am speachless. I keep thinking this is a joke a la the April 1 thing, but I fear this is all very very real :unsure:

garak

6 Apr 2005, 06:20 AM

I know a guy who bought a fleshlight.. then wrote a review about it:
http://chimney.ath.cx/fl/

and.. various pictures(safe for work):
http://chimney.ath.cx/fl/fl01.jpg
http://chimney.ath.cx/fl/fl02.jpg
http://chimney.ath.cx/fl/fl03.jpg
http://chimney.ath.cx/fl/fl04.jpg
http://chimney.ath.cx/fl/fl05.jpg
http://chimney.ath.cx/fl/fl06.jpg
http://chimney.ath.cx/fl/fl07.jpg
http://chimney.ath.cx/fl/fl08.jpg
http://chimney.ath.cx/fl/fl09.jpg
http://chimney.ath.cx/fl/fl10.jpg
http://chimney.ath.cx/fl/fl11.jpg
http://chimney.ath.cx/fl/fl12.jpg

there was also a video clip he had, but it looks like the site that was hosted on went down.
Haha, what a character.

I wonder if you could just buy the insert and use it without the casing? Obviously you wouldn't get the mess-containment aspect of it, but it'd be a fair amount cheaper, and you could also squeeze it with your hand as if you were normally masturbating.

Sir Isaac Lime

6 Apr 2005, 08:05 AM

Haha, what a character.

I wonder if you could just buy the insert and use it without the casing? Obviously you wouldn't get the mess-containment aspect of it, but it'd be a fair amount cheaper, and you could also squeeze it with your hand as if you were normally masturbating.

Yes, you can.

shum

6 Apr 2005, 08:17 AM

revel the power of water.

garak

6 Apr 2005, 09:49 AM

Yes, you can.
How does it compare?

Sir Isaac Lime

6 Apr 2005, 10:52 AM

How does it compare?

I haven't tried it that way. It would probably suck because it would feel like jerking off.

Pedro_The_Lion

6 Apr 2005, 01:05 PM

What I really want to know is who designs these things? Then who engineers them? Can you imagine...
...
it has been my goal since middle school to design the perfect artificial vagina!"

You obviously don't understand the male psyche if you can't imagine at least some guys saying that.

Helios

6 Apr 2005, 01:59 PM

booyalab

6 Apr 2005, 06:36 PM

That's probably the main reason I dont like sex toys and most porn. They're too hilarious.

coffeezombie

6 Apr 2005, 10:14 PM

What is that thing made out of, Lime? Is it ballistic gelatin or just rubber?

Sir Isaac Lime

6 Apr 2005, 11:07 PM

Ok, I feel like a 'tard here. I guess this is serious business. I'll start out by saying, yeah if I had one here I am sure I'd fuck it, cause I am hopelessly curious, but the idea of ordering one seems a tad odd (unless it was as a party favor).

I mean why don't you just jerk off? Isn't any improvment in sensation compromised by the hilarity of the circumstance? I can't see myself ever getting off on this, I mean lets say it felt reaaaaally good, "oh yeah, oh yeah" (I look down to realize I am fucking a flashlight) *cracks up laughing* goes and jerks off oldschool.

I in no way mean to sound superior, I am open to about anything, but I am seeing just alota logistical issues here.

As opposed to jacking off, why don't you just fuck a real woman? That seems to be booyas stance on masturbation altogether.

Do you remember the 7th grade, and how kids would generally talk about masturbation? Everybody was doing it, but you simply couldn't admit it. Kids would even trick others into admitting it, just so they could make fun of them. Then they'd go home and jerk off. It's a social taboo and a visual stigma, nothing more.

Since you claimed that you would try it if you had it, it makes it apparent that you simply would be uncomfortable admitting to yourself that you purchased such a device. It may be so brutal on your ego that you'll be forced to sleep with 3 women, then rip a phone book in two with your cock. The point is that theres no need to rationalize it to yourself. It's a peice of plastic. You stick your dick in it and it feels good.

Sir Isaac Lime

6 Apr 2005, 11:12 PM

What is that thing made out of, Lime? Is it ballistic gelatin or just rubber?

Not sure exactly, but it's not a simple rubber. As I remember it's actually a patented material by the Fleshlight company.

booyalab

6 Apr 2005, 11:12 PM

As opposed to jacking off, why don't you just fuck a real woman? That seems to be booyas stance on masturbation altogether.

*thinks of obvious yet devestating comeback, is in too good of a mood right now to say it, doesn't say it*

Sir Isaac Lime

6 Apr 2005, 11:18 PM

*thinks of obvious yet devestating comeback, is in too good of a mood right now to say it, doesn't say it*

You don't even posess the ability to devestate me.

booyalab

6 Apr 2005, 11:19 PM

You don't even posess the ability to devestate me.
:hug:

Sir Isaac Lime

6 Apr 2005, 11:24 PM

:hug:

Real human contact...MOTHER! oh god...MOTHER!

</norman bates>

Helios

7 Apr 2005, 05:23 AM

As opposed to jacking off, why don't you just fuck a real woman? That seems to be booyas stance on masturbation altogether.

Do you remember the 7th grade, and how kids would generally talk about masturbation? Everybody was doing it, but you simply couldn't admit it. Kids would even trick others into admitting it, just so they could make fun of them. Then they'd go home and jerk off. It's a social taboo and a visual stigma, nothing more.

Since you claimed that you would try it if you had it, it makes it apparent that you simply would be uncomfortable admitting to yourself that you purchased such a device. It may be so brutal on your ego that you'll be forced to sleep with 3 women, then rip a phone book in two with your cock. The point is that theres no need to rationalize it to yourself. It's a peice of plastic. You stick your dick in it and it feels good.

I kinda don't follow, but it is cool, cause I didn't wanna annoy anyone anyway, which I think I have, so whatever it cool. I said I woud try it to show I wasn't uncomfortable, just not interested enough to put forth any effort. But hey that is 99% of my life, I'll do/try anything so long as it doesn't require much of me. Sorry I guess I am just a lazy nihlest asshole.

jimkopelli

7 Apr 2005, 06:29 PM

Real human contact...MOTHER! oh god...MOTHER!

</norman bates>
*slaps with Mr. Limpy to bring him out of it*

3 May 2005, 10:09 PM

Is Mr Limpy for um, anal play?

jimkopelli

5 May 2005, 03:02 AM

Nah, prolly too limp.

afton

12 Dec 2005, 11:42 PM

Or, it has been my goal since middle school to design the perfect artificial vagina!" Who tests the products?
I don't mind being the testing engineer.

myabyss

17 Dec 2005, 02:47 AM

I checked the link out to look at that Mr. Limpy. I thought it was wicked funny. That is something I would buy to put on my desk(at home) as a joke. The blue one I liked best. (I also have plans to start a sex toy business, so having a blue limp dick on my desk would be perfect)
I am female, but I would think that using something like a fleshlight instead of your hand would be a little more satisfing. With the fleshlight, most of the shaft of your penis would have contact with something. Your hand can't cover as much.
I think they should give every man in prison their own personal fleshlight(or something like it) I'll bet there would be less violence among inmates.

Sir Isaac Lime

17 Dec 2005, 03:58 AM

I think they should give every man in prison their own personal fleshlight(or something like it) I'll bet there would be less violence among inmates.

I think you might be on to something there. It may appear crude or silly, but the notion should at least be given some validity through research.

afton

17 Dec 2005, 04:56 AM

I think you might be on to something there. It may appear crude or silly, but the notion should at least be given some validity through research.
I agree with Sir Isaac Lime

MasterMerk

17 Dec 2005, 05:45 AM

I think you might be on to something there. It may appear crude or silly, but the notion should at least be given some validity through research.

Whatever, they'd just use it as a weapon and start beating other inmates over the head before raping them.

cjs55

17 Dec 2005, 05:51 AM

Wow. Getting beat over the head with a dildo is one thing, but with an artificial vagina?

That's some untapped comedy gold.

Sir Isaac Lime

17 Dec 2005, 10:03 AM

myabyss

17 Dec 2005, 09:57 PM

Given the option, I wonder how many prisoners would choose the anal attachment over the vaginal? Humerous as it is, I couldn't help but wonder the results.
After I posted I wondered the same thing. Though from what I have read most of the men in prison who go after other men are not homosexual. The point to giving them a fleshlight(or something along those lines, I think an item called the pocket pussy would be a little harder to use as a weapon) is to give them a more realistic outlet for sexual gratification than their hands. Hopefully this would decrease aggression toward other inmates for sex(rapes) though nothing is a cure all. It seems to me that some positive psychological results would happen as a result(not sexual). Having a basic human need acknowledged by the "system" even though they are incarcerated would be showing them respect for that need. While you may think they do not deserve respect,when it comes to certain things, everyone deserves respect. As I said there are no cure alls, but I think so many situations can be helped if people were more willing to "think outside the box" more often.

"hey Jim, would you hold my fleshlight for me for a couple minutes? No,no, a little bit lower, ok thats about the right height"

afton

17 Dec 2005, 10:02 PM

Getting slapped in the face with a vagina would probably become the new wave of declaring someone your bitch.

Given the option, I wonder how many prisoners would choose the anal attachment over the vaginal? Humerous as it is, I couldn't help but wonder the results.
Alright, Claverhouse sent me a warning not to include the "V word"
in my post. I want to draw the attention to the audience that this post contains
the "V word".

DeadDove

17 Dec 2005, 10:04 PM

Prob. becasue with you it's overkill. Ayyyy, I'm getting a headache.

myabyss

18 Dec 2005, 03:31 AM

Alright, Claverhouse sent me a warning not to include the "V word"
in my post. I want to draw the attention to the audience that this post contains
the "V word".

I am curious as to why. This is the mature section, and that is a proper name for that particular body part. Even if it were a more vulgar slang...again this is the mature section????

attila_the_hunny

18 Dec 2005, 07:14 PM

The title of this thread reminds me of when a weird admirer of mine left a dildo on my neighbor's doorstep because he thought I lived there. My neighbor was Christian.

melancholeric

18 Dec 2005, 07:19 PM

The title of this thread reminds me of when a weird admirer of mine left a dildo on my neighbor's doorstep because he thought I lived there. My neighbor was Christian.
A dildo for a Christian ... something like this maybe ?
http://www.intpcentral.com/uploads/dildo.jpg

Wiki

18 Dec 2005, 07:36 PM

Alright, Claverhouse sent me a warning not to include the "V word"
in my post. I want to draw the attention to the audience that this post contains
the "V word".

That rule only applies to you...

attila_the_hunny

18 Dec 2005, 07:37 PM

A dildo for a Christian ... something like this maybe ?
http://www.intpcentral.com/uploads/dildo.jpg

The guy who left it was not Christian, just a weird admirer. He put it on the wrong doorstep, which belonged to a Christian neighbor...who thus brought it to me. To think of it still makes me laugh.
Is that the Jackhammer Jesus?

Sir Isaac Lime

19 Dec 2005, 06:25 AM

Interesting how the Christian neighbor knew exactly who the rightfull owner was.

attila_the_hunny

19 Dec 2005, 04:28 PM

Interesting how the Christian neighbor knew exactly who the rightfull owner was.

It was one of like, two other neighbors I had. We were the sinner family.

afton

19 Dec 2005, 09:07 PM

It was one of like, two other neighbors I had. We were the sinner family.
I support masturbation

Darkness

19 Dec 2005, 09:18 PM

I support masturbation

Watchout, the religious nutjobs are coming! You shall forever be blinded by their ignorance:dieemo:

Ka.avik

19 Dec 2005, 11:47 PM

Watchout, the religious nutjobs are coming! You shall forever be blinded by their ignorance:dieemo:
I thought it was your own ignorance that would leave you blind. But, and I may be showing my ignorance here, it doesn't seem pointy enough to poke an eye out. Even going off, it would take some real effort to damage your eyes (granted, a delicate body part) with a fluid already fighting gravity once released.

//slightly tipsy again ...

afton

19 Dec 2005, 11:54 PM

Watchout, the religious nutjobs are coming! You shall forever be blinded by their ignorance:dieemo:
There is no medical evidence that masturbation will cause blindness.
Instead, the side effect of not masturbating is you may get blue balls
and a frustrated mind. :)

Darkness

20 Dec 2005, 12:23 AM

There is no medical evidence that masturbation will cause blindness.
Instead, the side effect of not masturbating is you may get blue balls
and a frustrated mind. :)

I know but try explaining that to a religious fanatic and good luck...:devil:

the_stumpycat

20 Dec 2005, 12:24 AM

There is no medical evidence that masturbation will cause blindness.
Instead, the side effect of not masturbating is you may get blue balls
and a frustrated mind. :)

So that's whats been wrong with me all these years ?

Zephyrus055

20 Dec 2005, 05:48 AM

Having a regular daily supply of sex gets the same job done and is much more rewarding than masturbation.

Garyincinci

20 Dec 2005, 12:37 PM

Hate to break it too you...that flashlight has already been invented...and I'd like one for x-mas please!

MacGuffin

5 Sep 2008, 07:31 PM

PLACE-HOLDER FOR CLASSIC STATUS

Ferrus

5 Sep 2008, 09:37 PM

amelia_underwood

5 Sep 2008, 09:53 PM

Ah Isaac Lime. Why can I not help but envisage him as a human form of his own avatar, vigorously ransacking his dignity with a fleshlight as his only form of release from his job as a corporate bitch.

hahaha.

After reading this thread I'm filled with dread that the more introverted men of the world will seek complete solace in such devices. Don't leave the introverted women of the world entirely to the ravages of extroverted men (or equivalent devices)...

MacGuffin

5 Sep 2008, 09:58 PM

hahaha.

After reading this thread I'm filled with dread that the more introverted men of the world will seek complete solace in such devices. Don't leave the introverted women of the world entirely to the ravages of extroverted men (or equivalent devices)...

Don't worry, just post a pic and ask for PMs!

:thumbup:

Google Monster

5 Sep 2008, 10:00 PM

Don't worry, just post a pic and ask for PMs!

:thumbup:

:highfive:

notjeffgoldblum

5 Sep 2008, 10:04 PM

:highfive:

:highfive:

amelia_underwood

5 Sep 2008, 10:09 PM

Don't worry, just post a pic and ask for PMs!

:thumbup:

ahaha, hmmm.... well that would give me something else to do other than worrying about the allure of the fleshlight.

BTW is there some way to erase that word ala 'eternal sunshine of the spotless mind', I just know it's going to creep into my conversations at the most inappropriate times...

MacGuffin

5 Sep 2008, 10:16 PM

ahaha, hmmm.... well that would give me something else to do other than worrying about the allure of the fleshlight.

BTW is there some way to erase that word ala 'eternal sunshine of the spotless mind', I just know it's going to creep into my conversations at the most inappropriate times...

The fleshlight giveth, the fleshlight taketh away.