FCME: The Poll.

[Edmond Zedo]

Who's the Fucking Crappiest Member Ever?! You decide.

They're in alphabetical order. It would be a decent idea to limit your votes to a few special members for the sake of differentiation.

[jyakulis]

wow you just got my vote with this poll...or lack thereof

[Stem]

lol. Crappiest poll ever.

[Lee]

Well that was an anticlimax

edit: I take it all back

[Stem]

Grandfather: "Do good things and good things will happen. Do bad things and bad things will happen. Simple as that Mike, just as simple as that."

[Star]

I guess you goofs never made a poll before. The message goes up first, then you have to add it in after. ;P

[Edmond Zedo]

Yeah, you grabastic pieces of shit!

[jyakulis]

Ohh damn I'm a douche......I can't decide!

[melancholeric]

Hey! No one nominated me! I take offense!

And therefore, I'm not voting.

[songbird36]

Grandfather: "Do good things and good things will happen. Do bad things and bad things will happen. Simple as that Mike, just as simple as that."

Did he say "build it, and they will come" too?

[Stem]

Did he say "build it, and they will come" too?


He told me they were already coming, and to hide.

[Vagabond]

Hey! No one nominated me! I take offense!

And therefore, I'm not voting. I, on the other hand, am so moved that someone nominated me, that I am not voting because I have some tears of joy and pride to shed first...

[songbird36]

lol - the audience, you mean?

[jyakulis]

God I don't even know half these people.

[songbird36]

I, on the other hand, am so moved that someone nominated me, that I am not voting because I have some tears of joy and pride to shed first...

Guess you must have really offended someone with your wisdom and commonsense Vaga..

[Vagabond]

Guess you must have really offended someone with your wisdom and commonsense Vaga.. I know this is the bitching forum, but please. Let me enjoy the moment. ;P

[songbird36]

Come on woman - you don't even have a single vote yet! Where's the nominator?

[Stem]

I forgot about the greek with the foul breath and bird legs.

[MacGuffin]

*cough* I call BS!

[Lee]

*cough* I call BS!
don't you mean SB

[songbird36]

What on earth have poor Heather Harrison and Elro done? Apart from being damn good posters.

Elro's "WI" thread was nothing short of a stroke of genius!

[Stem]

I take this thread seriously.

[Vagabond]

Edmond I thought you were going to play it objectively... you really want us to believe no one nominated *you*? :P

[songbird36]

Bet he hasn't recused himself from voting either. Or multiple voting.

[Stem]

Edmond I thought you were going to play it objectively... you really want us to believe no one nominated *you*? :P


He is so pathetic that he used all of his users to vote for songbird34.

Redo this poll so we can see who voted for who.

[garak]

Or uh, she's widely disliked.

[songbird36]

How do you know he did that?

Does he have 8 user IDs? lol

[s]

It is really just an honor to be nominated.

[playfully flips off audience and grins]

The higher we soar the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly.”
~ Friedrich Nietzsche

[Stem]

Or uh, she's widely disliked.

Yeah, I forgot to include his followers too.

[songbird36]

Shall I include you in the list of invitees for the yacht party in the Bahamas then S?

[Edmond Zedo]

Edmond I thought you were going to play it objectively... you really want us to believe no one nominated *you*? :P
It's true. Does anyone claim to have nominated me? If they did, they sent the PM to someone else! I wouldn't have minded at all. songbird34, you should have participated!

[Lee]

I was nominated too.... but by whom?

*looks at jyakulis and then at everybody else :thelook:*

[garak]

Yeah, I forgot to include his followers too.
Funny how people see a common opinion on a single issue and assume that the loud one is somehow a leader and the others are his followers. Whatever works for you.

[Edmond Zedo]

Bet he hasn't recused himself from voting either. Or multiple voting.
I voted once, for some special members. I won't vote again with any other usernames.

[songbird36]

*baaa*

[MacGuffin]

Funny how people see a common opinion on a single issue and assume that the loud one is somehow a leader and the others are his followers. Whatever works for you. Just admit you are Zedo's bitch....

[jyakulis]

I was nominated too.... but by whom?

*looks at jyakulis*

newp.......ask zedo

[s]

Shall I include you in the list of invitees for the yacht party in the Bahamas then S?


I will check my schedule, but pencil me in, luv.

[jyakulis]

I actually regret one of my nominations but if he/she got more than 3 I guess I'm in the clear.

[Stem]

Funny how people see a common opinion on a single issue and assume that the loud one is somehow a leader and the others are his followers. Whatever works for you.

The leader of a group I like to call: "The Petty Ignorants" or the "Peter Pan Squad".

[garak]

The leader of a group I like to call: "The Petty Ignorants" or the "Peter Pan Squad".
How non-petty of you.

[Edmond Zedo]

This forum rocks now.

[Stem]

I'm rather bored with it already.

What you don't know is intpcentral won't be around too much longer.

Say what you wish now, but the 2,560 posts you've invested won't mean a thing.

[Edmond Zedo]

What you don't know is intpcentral won't be around too much longer.

Say what you wish now, but the 2,560 posts you've invested won't mean a thing.
I'm sorry...Do they mean something now?

[Stem]

That's a silly question, whore.

[Thermo]

Who's the Fucking Crappiest Member Ever?! You decide.

They're in alphabetical order. It would be a decent idea to limit your votes to a few special members for the sake of differentiation.
Half those people shouldn't even be on there and your name isn't on it?

[Edmond Zedo]

Half those people shouldn't even be on there and your name isn't on it?
You read the rules. You didn't nominate me. Now you're concerned?

[songbird36]

I wouldn't worry Thermo. It's no coincidence that the anti-Zedo thread got about twice as many posts as anyone else's.

What a complete farce this new forum is, although the amusement value is considerable.

[Edmond Zedo]

That's a silly question, whore.
Bitch, I pay for sex.

[Edmond Zedo]

I wouldn't worry Thermo. It's no coincidence that the anti-Zedo thread got about twice as many posts as anyone else's.

What a complete farce this new forum is, although the amusement value is considerable.
Yeah guys, don't worry. It's just b/c everyone hates you...And for fun.

[booyalab]

wtf you didnt make this an open poll? I wouldn't mind letting people know who I voted for. (only in that context...I'm not going to tell anyone now! ;P)

[Serotonin]

This is horrible.

Everyone on that list has merit except Shai and Universal.

Clara, for example, why Clara? What has she done? She's our Mother Crow. She's the single nicest INTP here.
CC will bawl her eyes out if she finds out she's on this list.
Geoff is seriously funny.
HH has been the most polite, non-offensive person yet. And yet she still has 4 votes presently, presumably because some asshats here can't stand the fact she had a sex change.
SB34, despite her annoying mega-posting and paranoia, does not have that streak of malevolence that you have Zedo. You're funny at times dude, put your personal vendettas make me vomit.
And lastly Vagabond, how could anyone hate Vagabond?

:dont:

[booyalab]

lol@indignation

[ApeTheDog]

Well, someone who'd had a sex change operation would probably fuck a bit crappier than somebody who was born a woman, due to less/mixed experience.

I also think a few names on the list, including Heather Harrison by the way, don't belong up there, but they're not the ones who are getting the votes anyway so let's not this into anything big.

[Stem]

http://www.bork.ca/images/crackpipe.jpg

[Thermo]

You read the rules. You didn't nominate me. Now you're concerned?
Not complaining, not concerned, just pointing out that the poll or the process is inaccurate, because you clearly deserve to be there more than say....Heather.

[booyalab]

He didn't necessarily vote for her just because she's up there.

[Edmond Zedo]

This is horrible.

Everyone on that list has merit except Shai and Universal.

Clara, for example, why Clara? What has she done? She's our Mother Crow. She's the single nicest INTP here.
CC will bawl her eyes out if she finds out she's on this list.
Geoff is seriously funny.
HH has been the most polite, non-offensive person yet. And yet she still has 4 votes presently, presumably because some asshats here can't stand the fact she had a sex change.
SB34, despite her annoying mega-posting and paranoia, does not have that streak of malevolence that you have Zedo. You're funny at times dude, put your personal vendettas make me vomit.
And lastly Vagabond, how could anyone hate Vagabond?

:dont:
I happen to like many of those members. I was selfless and by-the-numbers with the nominations.

But who the fuck are you to say Shai Gar is worthless?

[Edmond Zedo]

Not complaining, not concerned, just pointing out that the poll or the process is inaccurate, because you clearly deserve to be there more than say....Heather.
So don't say the masses. Someone nominated her, but no one did me. It's not my gd fault.

[mgb]

Not complaining, not concerned, just pointing out that the poll or the process is inaccurate, because you clearly deserve to be there more than say....Heather.

I think they call this "shooting the messenger".

[songbird36]

I think they call this "shooting the messenger".

*baa*

[Edmond Zedo]

*baa*
Don't you have some "serious posting" to do?

Note: I don't want an answer. That was a rhetorical question.

[mgb]

*baa*

Can't find any 19 year olds so now you have reverted back to fucking sheep? Oh, you crazy New Zealanders.

[songbird36]

Don't you have some "serious posting" to do?

Note: I don't want an answer. That was a rhetorical question.

Hmm yeah good idea. I see this poll thing petering out of its own accord anyway.

Back to fetal cells in medicine to check developments!

[mgb]

Hmm yeah good idea. I see this poll thing petering out of its own accord anyway.

Back to fetal cells in medicine to check developments!

No, stick around. You're a big part of this poll.

[Serotonin]

I happen to like many of those members. I was selfless and by-the-numbers with the nominations.

But who the fuck are you to say Shai Gar is worthless?

Just me and me only. I never said anyone had to support me.

[Sackanaka]

since I already voted it doesn't matter too much but just clarifying that jack =/= j4ck right? jack was the latest (alias?) to get banned; so fast that I had no time to hate him and that's just plain crappy.

[Edmond Zedo]

Just me and me only. I never said anyone had to support me.
Ok then! Hmph.

[Edmond Zedo]

since I already voted it doesn't matter too much but just clarifying that jack =/= j4ck right? jack was the latest (alias?) to get banned; so fast that I had no time to hate him and that's just plain crappy.
What I know: jack was nominated, j4ck was not
What I don't: if jack and j4ck are one and the same.

[Sackanaka]

What I know: jack was nominated, j4ck was not
What I don't: if jack and j4ck are one and the same.
This ought to go in that other thread (http://forums.intpcentral.com/showthread.php?t=3649) :]
thanks for clarifying.

[Edmond Zedo]

It's not ten anymore. But it's a tight race.

[Architectonic]

I'm not voting under protest that I'm not included in the list.

[mgb]

I'm not voting under protest that I'm not included in the list.

No one but you wanted you on the list.

There is a race for most capitalist, it's probably not too late...

[songbird36]

Does the winner get to choose a candidate for the "FCME" prize? (acronym stands for a well known carnal activity)

[Edmond Zedo]

Does the winner get to choose a candidate for the "FCME" prize? (acronym stands for a well known carnal activity)
Of course not, you brainless pedophile.

[songbird36]

All my hard work on the campaign trail for naught..

It wasn't going to be you anyway..

:lol:

[songbird36]

oh btw it's "paedophile".

Now I know you're not Boo 'cos she can spell!

[mgb]

oh btw it's "paedophile".

Now I know you're not Boo 'cos she can spell!

Christ, is that all it took?

And he did spell it right.

And we all know he is too old for your tastes.

[Shai Gar]

ahaha, only 9, and one of those votes was mine

[Edmond Zedo]

All my hard work on the campaign trail for naught..

It wasn't going to be you anyway..

:lol:
Well, I'm sure not a teenager who fucks nasty brokefoot hags. I stopped that shit years ago.

[Edmond Zedo]

ahaha, only 9, and one of those votes was mine
You're fuckin' up the ratio part, man!

[songbird36]

Hmm well I did have a teenage admirer (not Lee incidentally).

But late teens is hardly paedophilia now is it? Are you chaps jealous you can't pull younger women even though you have a good 10 years on me?

[mgb]

Hmm well I did have a teenage admirer (not Lee incidentally).

But late teens is hardly paedophilia now is it? Are you chaps jealous you can't pull younger women even though you have a good 10 years on me?

Yeah, you're right. Once they hit 13 they are good to go. Pervert.

edit: and being in their teens in sheep years doesn't count.

[Edmond Zedo]

Hmm well I did have a teenage admirer (not Lee incidentally).

But late teens is hardly paedophilia now is it? Are you chaps jealous you can't pull younger women even though you have a good 10 years on me?
*is reminded of a few nasty old hag/teenage student affairs*

And No.

[shum]

why am i not on the list?

do i not matter here? oh my. i am upset now.

[Edmond Zedo]

why am i not on the list?

do i not matter here? oh my. i am upset now.
'Cause you can only have 20 options on a poll, and nobody named you, like duh.

[misutii]

i got nominated and i got a vote! w00t

[j4ck]

jack=/=j4ck, eh? Well damn, I thought someone hated me already.

btw, didn't see the conspiricy thread...I had better post a comment there...

[mgb]

jack=/=j4ck, eh? Well damn, I thought someone hated me already.

btw, didn't see the conspiricy thread...I had better post a comment there...

It does make sense that the admins wouldn't ban one person only to have him come back as another right away.

[BHZA]

What have i done wrong?

It must be my avatar...

[melancholeric]

You didn't capitalize "i". That's what you've done wrong. Everyone hates you here because of that.

[BHZA]

You didn't capitalize "i". That's what you've done wrong. Everyone hates you here because of that.

You may have won this battle but not the war...

[Lee]

So who made nominations they did not vote for?

(presuming they have had a chance to vote)

[melancholeric]

You may have won this battle but not the war...
Bring it on, I can handle that.

[Dman]

What have i done wrong?

It must be my avatar...

it is kind of amusing that you only have a handful of posts, yet you made the list...you should get an award simply for that!


BTW - I admit I'm ignorant about the poll process, but when I viewed results it said "34" votes, yet the sum of the column for votes per person adds up to far more than 34.

Last thought, referring from a post someone made earlier in the thread - I suppose I would define the phrase "crappiest member" as meaning...
the crappiest member.

[booyalab]

it is kind of amusing that you only have a handful of posts, yet you made the list...you should get an award simply for that!


BTW - I admit I'm ignorant about the poll process, but when I viewed results it said "34" votes, yet the sum of the column for votes per person adds up to far more than 34.

Last thought, referring from a post someone made earlier in the thread - I suppose I would define the phrase "crappiest member" as meaning...
the crappiest member.

that's because you can vote for more than one...it should still be a landslide

[melancholeric]

BTW - I admit I'm ignorant about the poll process, but when I viewed results it said "34" votes, yet the sum of the column for votes per person adds up to far more than 34.


Maybe it means 34 voters. It's a multiple option poll.

[songbird36]

If I win in this landslide I get to define what is meant by "crappiest" - as it wasn't defined for the purposes of the poll.

[booyalab]

one that resembles crap the most?

[songbird36]

Hmm yes - or it could be given a scatological interpretation (perhaps the one with the most problems getting their "crap" out)?

[mgb]

If I win in this landslide I get to define what is meant by "crappiest" - as it wasn't defined for the purposes of the poll.

What do you mean "if"?

[Dman]

Maybe it means 34 voters. It's a multiple option poll.

Oh, yeah, that explains it…(note to self – majoring in finance/accounting was not the optimal choice – should have stuck to dishwashing)


Crappie: One of a large number of North American freshwater fish closely related to the perch. Known for their bright, sunny colors, crappie are also known as "sunfish."

Like I said, the crappiest member. Meaning the member who is the most sunfishest.

[garak]

Don't think the exact definition of crappy really matters -- either way it ain't good.

[jyakulis]

If I win in this landslide I get to define what is meant by "crappiest" - as it wasn't defined for the purposes of the poll.


Look at this INTJ trying to alter the sytem we built. You son of a bitch. :rant:

[Thermo]

lol

Name Votes Percent Join Date Head Start
songbird34 19 19.00% Oct 2004 4 months
Thermo 13 13.00% Feb 2005 0 months
Shai Gar 10 10.00% Dec 2004 2 months


songbird34 and Shai Gar both had more time prove they are crappy and I still came in second place. Next year I will have this locked up!

[songbird36]

OK I hereby define "crappiest" as the person who is most resolutely themselves and who refuses to compromise on their views except in the face of compelling argument to the contrary.

Oh and for the record - I abandon the scatological definition!

[mgb]

lol

Name Votes Percent Join Date Head Start
songbird34 19 19.00% Oct 2004 4 months
Thermo 13 13.00% Feb 2005 0 months
Shai Gar 10 10.00% Dec 2004 2 months


songbird34 and Shai Gar both had more time prove they are crappy and I still came in second place. Next year I will have this locked up!

It's April now, not still Feb 2005.

You might still have a hard time beating SB. But all you can do is your best right?

[songbird36]

It's OK Thermo I'll let you sit on the victory float with me and wave to the masses!

[Lee]

OK I hereby define "crappiest" as the person who is most resolutely themselves and who refuses to compromise on their views except in the face of compelling argument to the contrary.

Oh and for the record - I abandon the scatological definition!
You're just a moron, a lonely arrogant delusional moron.

I say that the winner of the poll get's banned forever!

[Edmond Zedo]

It's April now, not still Feb 2005.

You might still have a hard time beating SB. But all you can do is your best right?
There is the hope that songbird34 will commit suicide. I'll be so happy I'll love the rest of you forever.

[Thermo]

It's April now, not still Feb 2005.

You might still have a hard time beating SB. But all you can do is your best right?
I was counting how much head start they had. As the SEALs say second place is the first loser.

[mgb]

I was counting how much head start they had. As the SEALs say second place is the first loser.

So what, your start date on the forum was the base for all of the crappiest members?

[garak]

OK I hereby define "crappiest" as the person who is most resolutely themselves and who refuses to compromise on their views except in the face of compelling argument to the contrary.
How about you spare us the delusion and just face up to the fact that a very large number of people can't stand you.

[songbird36]

OK - agreed.

But my self-esteem remains intact despite that. Curious, huh?

[Edmond Zedo]

OK - agreed.

But my self-esteem remains intact despite that. Curious, huh?

1. We know you're lying
2. We know you're mentally ill.

Any questions?

[songbird36]

You know nothing of the kind.

You don't know me IRL and never will, and your allegations are utterly ridiculous.

Now do we get to see what happens with this poll or is it a dead duck now?

[mgb]

OK - agreed.

But my self-esteem remains intact despite that. Curious, huh?

About as curious as a bearded lady. I'd pay 50 cents to see it, but forget about the freak the next day.

[mgb]

You know nothing of the kind.

You don't know me IRL and never will, and your allegations are utterly ridiculous.

Now do we get to see what happens with this poll or is it a dead duck now?

I doubt they are ridiculous. You really seem like you are crazy.

[Edmond Zedo]

Would it be premature to declare songbird34 the Fucking Crappiest Member Ever, for all time?

[songbird36]

Nope I accept the honour gracefully..

*SB34 leans down to have blue ribbon placed over neck*

[Edmond Zedo]

Nope I accept the honour gracefully..

*SB34 leans down to have blue ribbon placed over neck*
'Ain't no ribbon. STFU.

[Star]

Nope I accept the honour gracefully..

Now please do slither away, you malodorous libidinous wife of ick.

[songbird36]

Nah - I'm not giving you all the satisfaction.

You stop checking my posts too Deepsky, since I have nothing worthwhile to say!

[Edmond Zedo]

I do wonder how many usernames songbird34 has created just to vote for Thermo.

[indie]

Mine funny. :D

[Edmond Zedo]

Mine funny. :D
What did you do, vote for everyone but songbird?

[indie]

What did you do, vote for everyone but songbird?

My, my, you are keeping watchful eyes on this poll. Let's just say I like to root for the underdogs.

[Edmond Zedo]

My, my, you are keeping watchful eyes on this poll. Let's just say I like to root for the underdogs.
Not that watchful. I have a gift of acute perception. Gave it to meself, I did.

[songbird36]

I'm only SB34 and xenose (whom you all know about).

And I didn't vote at all!

[Serotonin]

"He that filches from me my good name, robs me of that which not enriches him,
but makes me poor indeed."

William Shakespeare, Othello.

[songbird36]

"Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
Or to take up arms against a sea of troubles
and by opposing, end them?"

[Edmond Zedo]

"Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
Or to take up arms against a sea of troubles
and by opposing, end them?"
Exactly. In other words,

"Whaddaya know, and how does it feel?
No peace without justice, and That's for real." --KMFDM

[songbird36]

Ah - the ghost of my dead father, the great Dane, restlessly roams the ramparts.

[Serotonin]

"He has made too much plenty with 'em;
He's a sworn rioter: he has a sin that often
Drowns him, and takes his valour prisoner:
If there were no foes, that were enough
To overcome him: in that beastly fury
He has been known to commit outrages,
And cherish factions: 'tis inferr'd to us,
His days are foul and his drink dangerous.

Timon of Athens

[songbird36]

Ah but Zedo is Honest Iago.

And I, merely the poor unsuspecting cuckold, Othello..

[booyalab]

Othello was the psycho...fyi

[Edmond Zedo]

By the way, this is Kaptain K, calling from Seattle.

[songbird36]

Othello was the psycho...fyi

Ah no - merely the poor Moor blinded by jealous fury.

Perhaps the Black BMW is the white handkerchief?

[Edmond Zedo]

Ah no - merely the poor Moor blinded by jealous fury.

Perhaps the Black BMW is the white handkerchief?
We're all in agreement that you're just fucking nuts. No waylays or excuses necessary.

[songbird36]

Oh..and I thought you were going to rise from the dead as a decent cyber human being.

Moor fool me..

hehe

[booyalab]

Ah no - merely the poor Moor blinded by jealous fury.


and you're the poor victim of a massive forum conspiracy, yes I know

[songbird36]

What if I say "Boo, you are most assuredly the most intelligent, original and creative woman I have *ever* met in my life" (with great sincerity).

Would you kill Zedo off then?

[Edmond Zedo]

and you're the poor victim of a massive forum conspiracy, yes I know
Well, we're all the same person. It's just "me" and songbird34. And "I" actually like her, "I'm" just playing hard to get. Yep.

[booyalab]

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *rips hair out in chunks*

[Edmond Zedo]

Will someone please chill this fuckin' bitch out? Say "Bitch, be cool!"

*grins* Note: This pertains to songbird34. I wrote it before booya freaked.

[songbird36]

Ah now where is Mr Mgbradsh? - we need him in a white coat, standing over me ready to sign a committal warrant as I commence my descent into madness..

[Edmond Zedo]

Ah now where is Mr Mgbradsh? - we need him in a white coat, standing over me ready to sign a committal warrant as I commence my descent into madness..
I'm sure you've been there a while.

[Vagabond]

My, my, you are keeping watchful eyes on this poll. Let's just say I like to root for the underdogs. And I was wondering who voted for me, Lee and elro at the same time. :D

[Geoff]

How come I end up with a nomination and votes. There isnt even any anti-me comments anywhere! I think it must have been vagabond.

-Geoff

[melancholeric]

There isnt even any anti-me comments anywhere!

Do you want those?

[Geoff]

Well, not if they are just plain stupid and unwarranted, no.

-Geoff

[melancholeric]

Of course, you might say that all criticism is "stupid and unwarranted", no matter what is said.

[Vagabond]

How come I end up with a nomination and votes. There isnt even any anti-me comments anywhere! I think it must have been vagabond.

-Geoff Yeah me, the sneaky one, lol :p

[Geoff]

Of course, you might say that all criticism is "stupid and unwarranted", no matter what is said.

Well it depends what is *actually* said of course, but I am usually secure enough to accept constructive criticism. Something along the lines of 'you suck man', isnt very helpful, of course.

-Geoff

[melancholeric]

Well it depends what is *actually* said of course, but I am usually secure enough to accept constructive criticism. Something along the lines of 'you suck man', isnt very helpful, of course.

-Geoff
Alright, forget it then.

[Lee]

Something along the lines of 'you suck man', isnt very helpful, of course.
Unless you are literally sucking a man :blink:

[Geoff]

Unless you are literally sucking a man :blink:

I suspect one would know without being told!

-Geoff

[melancholeric]

I say that the winner of the poll get's banned forever!
I really hate the idea of a democracy-driven forum, but I think I agree with this.

But that's only because I'm not in the poll.

[Boneca]

But hey, why isn't melancholeric in the poll? He even had crap as an avatar!

(Not that anyone should be able to beat songbird or Shai Gar, but anyway.)

[melancholeric]

But hey, why isn't melancholeric in the poll? He even had crap as an avatar!

(Not that anyone should be able to beat songbird or Shai Gar, but anyway.)
I'm not there because you didn't nominate me, too late to whine about it now.

And for fucks sake stop that bitching about Shai. I simply don't understand why everyone hates him. You people are just too stupid to understand the true genius.

[Boneca]

Bah, I didn't read the thread until now. I think I should get a medal for actually reading through all pages of this highly meaningful thread.

(Although, I'm slightly miffed that nobody has said a bad word about me. Am I really such a boring politically correct nobody?)

[songbird36]

OK here's a bad word.

You can tend to be judgmental at times.

[melancholeric]

Bah, I didn't read the thread until now. I think I should get a medal for actually reading through all pages of this highly meaningful thread.

(Although, I'm slightly miffed that nobody has said a bad word about me. Am I really such a boring politically correct nobody?)
This is one of the most meaningful threads in the history of the forum (second only to this (http://www.intpcentral.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3294)) and if you want someone to bitch about you, just ask. I have too much time on my hands anyway...

[songbird36]

btw Boneca that was the *worst* thing I could think of to say about you.

So I guess you must be fairly innocuous!

[booyalab]

(Although, I'm slightly miffed that nobody has said a bad word about me. Am I really such a boring politically correct nobody?)
yes. (there you go :D)

[Geoff]

Bah, I didn't read the thread until now. I think I should get a medal for actually reading through all pages of this highly meaningful thread.

(Although, I'm slightly miffed that nobody has said a bad word about me. Am I really such a boring politically correct nobody?)

You and me both, dear.

-Geoff

[melancholeric]

Oh shut the fuck up both of you fucking attention whores. I've spent days in the Parlor spilling out random insults and baiting people, and the worst thing was when mgbr called me a pansy here (http://www.intpcentral.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3648). And booyalab actually smiled to me. ( I still can't believe that. )

[Boneca]

yes. (there you go :D) :rofl:

Thank you for your insults. I now feel much better. To be called judgmental by an INTJ is actually quite cool.

[booyalab]

And booyalab actually smiled to me. ( I still can't believe that. )

:hug:

[mgb]

Oh shut the fuck up both of you fucking attention whores. I've spent days in the Parlor spilling out random insults and baiting people, and the worst thing was when mgbr called me a pansy here (http://www.intpcentral.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3648). And booyalab actually smiled to me. ( I still can't believe that. )

Not my fault you can't drink. Pansy.

[Lee]

:hug:
melan, you should be very afraid right now, remember do not look her in the eyes or you'll turn to stone.

[melancholeric]

:hug:
awww you're so nice. :hug:

And mgbradsh can go F.O.D. for all I care. It's not my fault you're an idiot.

Lee, stop being so mean.

[Lee]

Lee, stop being so mean.Hey, if you don't mind being solid stone for all eternity, please go ahead http://forums.intpcentral.com/images/smilies/harhar1.gif

This is the bitching parlor is it not? not the let's compliment each other and hug parlor!

Or have I taken a wrong turn?

[booyalab]

awww you're so nice. :hug:


:devil: MWAHAHAHHAHAA...now my plan is....uh..hi

[Geoff]

dont look into the eyes. DONT LOOK INTO THE EYES!

[melancholeric]

Hey, if you don't mind being solid stone for all eternity, please go ahead http://forums.intpcentral.com/images/smilies/harhar1.gif

This is the bitching parlor is it not? not the let's compliment each other and hug parlor!

Or have I taken a wrong turn?
Well, this is the Bitching Parlor of INTPcentral, you can expect things get a bit offtopic.

Why on earth did you use the img tags with the smiley? Wasn't the normal way good enough for you? You think you're better than others?

Pretentious wanker.


:devil: MWAHAHAHHAHAA...now my plan is....uh..hi
Alright, that seems more like normal booya to me.

[booyalab]

must....resist......urge.....to...correct spelling...of pretentious..

[Lee]

Why on earth did you use the img tags with the smiley?
Just for your benefit.


Wasn't the normal way good enough for you?
Obviously not.


You think you're better than others?
Well, yes actually.


Pretensious wanker.
How did you.... *ahem*... I mean spell pretentious right in future!

[booyalab]

see? I'm nicer than Lee. I withstood temptation.

[melancholeric]

It's 3 am here, I'm not a native English speaker, and on the top of that, I'm DYSLEXIC!!!!! HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU PEOPLE BE SO MEAN TO ME!!!!!

I hate you all.

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

[Lee]

see? I'm nicer than Lee. I withstood temptation.
So... I am Hades.

You are still Medusa.

;P

[booyalab]

It's 3 am here, I'm not a native English speaker, and on the top of that, I'm DYSLEXIC!!!!! HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU PEOPLE BE SO MEAN TO ME!!!!!

I hate you all.

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

we know you're not a native English speaker, that makes it even more fun :)

[songbird36]

This has become a spam thread. I want to know what the punishment for my transgressions is:

1. Hung, drawn and quartered at dawn in the public square
2. Chinese water torture to induce a confession
3. Religious or sexual humiliation US army style
4. 20 years of hard labour in a Siberian salt mine
5. Having to listen to Zedo argue against the existence of God for 48 hours non-stop

btw Booya don't flirt with Lee he'll probably accuse you of sexual harrassment.

[booyalab]

btw Booya don't flirt with Lee he'll probably accuse you of sexual harrassment.

I already did, through my zedo persona.

[melancholeric]

There is nothing wrong with it.

As a genral rule women are comfitable sharing a man with another woman, although the reverse is less commonly true. The reasoning is quite simple, one of the most important things a woman looks for in a mate is the recources he can provide, many woman are happy to share a husband as long as that husband has the necassary recources to support his wives/lovers. This is especially true if the male is a good catch (so to speak), maybe the draw is power, physical attributes, intelligence... the package must be suffuciently alluring or safe.

The reason polygamy is frowned upon in western culture is simply a reflection of how power is distributed, all successful political ideologies break down the nuclear family, blood is thicker than water, small isolated families are easier to control... so things like polygamy, the marrying of cousins etc. are often outlawed or frowned upon.
I probably missed something, but you get the idea.

[Lee]

I probably missed something, but you get the idea.
I don't give a crap when I do it, only when you do it.... do you undestand, it's one rule for you and another for me.

[booyalab]

I probably missed something, but you get the idea.
how many hours did that take you, Mr. I am how you English say "dyslexia"?

[melancholeric]

I don't give a crap when I do it, only when you do it.... do you undestand, it's one rule for you and another for me.
Understand. And yes, I do. A non-native dyslexic English speaker like me is held to a higher standard than you.

What I don't understand that is this because my spectacular intellectual abilities or is it because you are an idiot. Or both.

[Lee]

Understand. And yes, I do. A non-native dyslexic English speaker like me is held to a higher standard than you.

What I don't understand that is this because my spectacular intellectual abilities or is it because you are an idiot. Or both.It must be both... I have a deep rooted dislike of language and have terrible typing skills.

I assure you I know how to spell these words, most are just typos, because I don't care.

[melancholeric]

how many hours did that take you, Mr. I am how you English say "dyslexia"?
Some minutes, I think. Wanker. You started picking on my typos. Fucker.


It must be both... I have a deep rooted dislike of language and have terrible typing skills.

I assure you I know how to spell these words, most are just typos, because I don't care.
Maybe mine was a typo too. You just care about others' mistakes more. Get bent.

[booyalab]

Some minutes, I think. Wanker. You started picking on my typos. Fucker.

:hug: :wub:

[Lee]

Maybe mine was a typo too. You just care about others' mistakes more. Get bent.
Maybe? that means it was not.

Would you prefer me if I were Bent :smooch:

[melancholeric]

:hug: :wub:
You're weird. But I kinda like it.

But then I also hate it. It just makes you quite unpredictable.


Maybe? that means it was not.

Would you prefer me if I were Bent :smooch:
How the fuck do you think you know if it was a typo or a spelling error and what the hell do you care?

And I'd prefer you dead. Atleast you'd stop that bitching.

[songbird36]

Ah do I sense an Anti-Lee thread coming on?

I might be induced to throw off my nice cloak and post on that one.

[Lee]

How the fuck do you think you know if it was a typo or a spelling error and what the hell do you care?

And I'd prefer you dead. Atleast you'd stop that bitching.
I love you too :wub:

HHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :smooch:

Me and melancholeric are getting married, spread the news eveyone!

:hug: :wub:

[Vagabond]

Me and melancholeric are getting married, spread the news eveyone! You mean mely-pooh.

[Geoff]

Aww. feel the love.

-Geoff

[melancholeric]

You mean mely-pooh.
Don't fucking call me.... Oh, it wasn't CC. Nevermind.

[booyalab]

You're weird. But I kinda like it.

But then I also hate it. It just makes you quite unpredictable.


thanks, I like it too :) :D :devil:

(edit: btw you may wonder about my recent overuse of emoticons...that's because I'm the new and improved CC, now with 50% more irony)

[Boneca]

thanks, I like it too :) :D :devil:

(edit: btw you may wonder about my recent overuse of emoticons...that's because I'm the new and improved CC, now with 50% more irony)That doesn't work. 50% more than zero is still zero.

[Lee]

What did you do, vote for everyone but songbird?
My, my, you are keeping watchful eyes on this poll. Let's just say I like to root for the underdogs.-"under".

[booyalab]

That doesn't work. 50% more than zero is still zero.
but I'm bad at math, so it does.

[Elro]

Well, I'm flattered to be included. ;P

I do have to wonder about the people missing, though. There are several members up there who probably shouldn't be (as has been mentioned), and a few that I can't believe haven't been nominated. I'm not just talking about Zedo, either.

Of course, that said, I wanted to marvel at this poll's remarkable lack of bias.

[Geoff]

I was a bit suspicious how I ended up with 9 votes. But seeing as Clara got 7 (and Clara wouldnt offend *anyone*) I'll try not to let it get me down ;)

-Geoff

[melancholeric]

There are several members up there who probably shouldn't be (as has been mentioned), and a few that I can't believe haven't been nominated. I'm not just talking about Zedo, either.
Oh, you can name names. This is the Bitching Parlor.

I was a bit suspicious how I ended up with 9 votes. But seeing as Clara got 7 (and Clara wouldnt offend *anyone*) I'll try not to let it get me down ;)

-Geoff
Clara wouldn't offend anyone but I can see how some people find it annoying that you have to read some of her posts about ten times to make any sense of it.

And just because you are so infinitely polite it doesn't mean that everyone loves you.

I am not talking about myself here, of course. I have absolutely nothing against Clara.

[Geoff]

Ah, the world would be a sorry place indeed if everyone loved me.

-Geoff

[Elro]

Oh, you can name names. This is the Bitching Parlor.
...Like melancholeric, for instance. :D

[melancholeric]

...Like melancholeric, for instance. :D
That was so predictable.

Why didn't you nominate me then?

[booyalab]

Clara wouldn't offend anyone but I can see how some people find it annoying that you have to read some of her posts about ten times to make any sense of it.

And just because you are so infinitely polite it doesn't mean that everyone loves you.

amen.

[Elro]

That was so predictable.

Why didn't you nominate me then?

Because I don't particularly dislike you. It was just an example.
Indeed, it was predictable. Alas. I couldn't help it.

[Geoff]

OK, well I can *try* to be more offensive and argumentative ;) I'll get myself a jesters hat

-Geoff

[melancholeric]

Because I don't particularly dislike you. It was just an example.
Indeed, it was predictable. Alas. I couldn't help it.
See, if you're too much of a wimp to name the people you dislike, what the fuck are you doing at the Bitching Parlor?

Go ahead and name them, you're not going to get killed because of that.

[Heather Harrison]

Internal dialogue:

NT: [* sarcastically]: It's an honor to make the shit-list! I voted for myself!
NF: [* whining]: What have I done wrong???? And why did I vote for myself????

NT wins this round.

Maybe I need to become more offensive in order to earn more votes.

Heather Harrison

[Elro]

Meh. I don't really feel that strongly (positively or negatively) about anyone here. Didn't like the Zedo-SB rantings much, but both of them are out now.

I'm only in the Bitching Parlor at the moment because I was mentioned in this poll. Apparently I've annoyed someone here sufficiently enough to make the list, so I must be doing something right. :devil: Unless of course it was a joke.. Which would be kind of sad.

Edit: on second thought, I hate you all. ;P

[Thermo]

I was going to say I should be promoted to crappiest member since songbird is gone, but Shai Gar somehow squeeked ahead of me and I am runner up again. :(

[coffeezombie]

I was going to say I should be promoted to crappiest member since songbird is gone, but Shai Gar somehow squeeked ahead of me and I am runner up again. :(

His new "girl problem" thread kind of put him over the top, I guess. Sorry Thermo. :P

[Thermo]

His new "girl problem" thread kind of put him over the top, I guess. Sorry Thermo. :P
I think he just wanted it more. ;)

[Claverhouse]

PLACE-HOLDER FOR CLASSIC STATUS

[Ellipsis]

Funny how none of these members aren't around anymore...how about a 2.0 version of this thread?

[xNTP]

Lee is. I guess he's the FCME by default.

[Ellipsis]

Is he getting a award?

Some one should notify him....

[booyalab]

Funny how none of these members aren't around anymore...how about a 2.0 version of this thread?
what a nice legacy to Zedo!
It wouldn't have the same charm that this one had though, especially since if Hustler did it he'd actually take it seriously and put all non-INTPs on it. And I can't really see anyone else wanting to take the initiative.

And last but not least, there's no more bitching parlor



Lee is. I guess he's the FCME by default.
Utopmk posts on occasion, I think, so does s....edit: and so does Geoff!

[Geoff]

Funny how none of these members aren't around anymore...how about a 2.0 version of this thread?

Harsh... mostly fair though :ph34r: