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Cirith Arahir
30 Jul 2009, 09:58 PM
Sniglet; definition: Any word that should be in the dictionary, but isn't. For example...

"Festerence" - The embarrassing pause after someone makes a comment they thought would be funny and no one laughs.

Any ideas?

ryan_m_parr
30 Jul 2009, 10:21 PM
What to do on an airplane when you find yourself seated next to a real jerk:

1. Take out your laptop.
2. Slowly open your laptop.
3. Turn it on.
4. Make certain your neighbor is watching.
5. Open your internet browser.
6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the sky, or the heavens if you will.
7. Breathe deeply and open the site (http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html)
8. Look at the expression on your neighbor's face

Cirith Arahir
30 Jul 2009, 10:47 PM
*smiles*

Brilliant...just brilliant...

kuranes
30 Jul 2009, 11:02 PM
What to do on an airplane when you find yourself seated next to a real jerk:

But what is the "sniglet" for that ? The best I could come up with on such short notice was "Puzlim", although you're doing more scaring than puzzling.

Rich Hall wrote the book "Sniglets" and he's got an interesting new traveling act too, that incorporates music and comedy. He pretends to be a hillbilly ex-con or something like that called Otis Lee Crenshaw, IIRC.

Rincon
30 Jul 2009, 11:18 PM
Sniglet; definition: Any word that should be in the dictionary, but isn't. For example...

"Festerence" - The embarrassing pause after someone makes a comment they thought would be funny and no one laughs.

Any ideas?

If you haven't already seen it, I imagine you'll enjoy this site (http://www.verbotomy.com/).