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SheepDog
15 Apr 2005, 05:59 AM
This is a note to the members of INTP Central that I hope will protect you from some of the harm to which I have already been a contributor. The premise of this forum belies the true nature of the place. I wish it were so innocent, but it is not.

To many of you, this is just a place to share ideas about like-minded people, and to possibly learn more about yourself, through the MBTI types. And it kind of looks like that, on the face of it. But that is not the full story. In actuality, the premise is a ruse, one put forward by an agency that I cannot name, and that I doubt any of you have even heard of. It was set up specifically to gain personality profile information for use in preventing "threats" against certain entities which support it.

Some of the "members" here are not who they seem, including myself. We were tasked with posting here to reach a group that is elusive, and has been difficult to classify, and more importantly, predict. The job of these members is to "stir the pot", for lack of a better description, and through instigating discussions, gradually gather information so that the INTP type can be more fully studied.

I know this is shocking, but think about it for a bit. Not all the agents are INTP, and although they did go through extensive MBTI training, it is hard for most types to really pretend without revealing their true pesonality. Early on, we tried to stop people from questioning type, but that proved fruitless. Then it was decided that it might actually be useful to have different types in the mix to provoke different kinds of reponses than would come from a more homogenous group. An ESTJ might, for instance, pretend to be an INTJ. The P/J difference would be emphasized, so the S/N difference did not seem so obvious. Unfortunately, some of the SP agents had trouble avoiding creating drama, which is blatantly obvious by now.

Another thing is that each of us had more than one user name. This meant that we could sway a discussion better, by modifying the apparent flow of a thread. We could gang up on people, or argue both sides of an issue, and it was much easier to control. Anything to get people talking. A few of you caught on to this, perhaps through intuition, but it worked well for the most part. Where a particular user's persona proved to be unsuccessful, that name was retired, and another one was introduced.


In the beginning, the project seemed more innocent. It was supposed to be a program to learn more about the various types. We were supposed to go in and try to get people express their attitudes about various things, guns, abortion, politics, and especially sex (why the obsession, I cannot say). The idea was that by fishing in an open ended way, we would pick up key attitudes, phrases, etc, to search on and investigate further. It was just supposed to be informational.

Gradually, however, the need to show results began to overrun the original goals. We were told to be more targeted, to try to instigate more comments that might be incriminating. This approach was a universal failure, but the pressure continued. Eventually, a handful of members were picked out and their lives were put under the most powerful of microscopes. As it turns out, two of these people were involved in criminal activity, and they became the examples for why this whole program "was working." I cannot say the names, but they no longer post here, and won't be doing so any time soon.

What finally brought it to a head for me, the reason why I had to come forward, was that the energy of those two "successes" led to all reason being lost. We were being told to push and prod, to "make friends", and try to get people to tell us things, ANYTHING that could be used to show more success. It got really sleazy. Pretending to have children, to try to get people to share stories of abuse--or worse. I have reached the point where I no longer feel that the end justifies the means. It is just plain wrong.


Why do I bother writing this? Why would I presume that ANYBODY would be allowed to read it? I don't, of course. I suspect that it will be deleted in seconds, never to be seen by a single member. If it were to be inadvertently seen, then it would be followed up by comments discrediting me, as well as the above points. Maybe it would be moved to The Atelier and treated as a piece of fiction.

If my forum identity is kept alive, you can be assured that it is no longer me. Another agent will be brought in to cover the damage, discredit the message, or deny that it ever existed. They might carry on as though they were the same person, but the keen among you will know that something is not right. Other agent/members will collaborate the cover-up, and in time, this message will be a lost memory.

I cannot mend the loss of trust, but hopeful you will accept this message of caution. All is not what it seems, and everyone is not who they say they are. The utility truck on the corner may or may not be what logo on the side says it is. The car that turns behind you might actually be following you. The coworker who takes an interest in your hobbies might actually be cross-checking what you say tot them with what you say here. I know this must sound incredible, but it is not. Paranoia runs deep, and they're afraid of you.

MasterMerk
15 Apr 2005, 06:08 AM
:thumbup:

"But... What does he mean by that... !!!"

cjs55
15 Apr 2005, 06:09 AM
Best, 1000th, post, ever.

"InsertNameHere"
15 Apr 2005, 06:14 AM
:blink: whAT have you been smoking?

Ascending
15 Apr 2005, 06:37 AM
Great conclusivness clauses at the end there.

Perhaps it would have been more effective had it not been placed in The Atelier.

Serotonin
15 Apr 2005, 06:57 AM
What to do? When a person finds like-minded people in the world, they dream of the collective force of the group making a difference, battling the untenable forces in the world, rising up in righteous anger, fighting to the death, drawing strength from the camaraderie of your brethren fighting with as much valour and hot-bloodedness beside you.

Belonging.
Loyalty.
Sacrifice.
Bondage.

But when the only reinforcement you have is text through a flimsy screen, produced by faceless individuals whose existence is intangible, then a weak disposition may succumb to the black poison of paranoia.

The seeds of doubt begin to sprout in your mind. Tendrils burrow through your soul, thorns burst forward and pierce your confidence. All that you knew, all that you trusted, was deceitful and artificial. Now you are the only real thing you know. Backstabbers, fake smiles, empty gestures suffocate you. You want surety, you want solidity, but all you have in your hands is brittle and hollow.

Now is the time to run. Run for the hills, run from this phoney world of conspiracies and hidden agendas. This place will fast become a ghost town.

Lee
15 Apr 2005, 03:37 PM
Very interesting, but even you do not know the real truth.

How far does the rabbit hole go?

Architectonic
15 Apr 2005, 03:51 PM
they're afraid of you.

I remain skeptical. :P

kafkaesque
15 Apr 2005, 04:18 PM
We all knew this already.
you are completely transparent to INTPs

philonightmare
15 Apr 2005, 05:54 PM
Ha, congrats on 1000th post!

You forgot to mention the fake INFJ's in this forum spying on you all. Ooops, there goes my cover... :ph34r:

YardGnome
15 Apr 2005, 07:10 PM
Silence Sheepdog! You are comprimising my identity...

Shit...

My agent 00 - YardGnome cover has been blown!

tragula
15 Apr 2005, 07:33 PM
I hope this isn't true because my paranoia is currently in remission.

Sam172
15 Apr 2005, 07:49 PM
Lucky I'm not one of those INTP weirdos then :p



*looks around at the now silent room*

Ascending
15 Apr 2005, 08:15 PM
INTJ? Say it ain't so Sam, say it ain't so!

I think we've all been hardened anyway by the whole FBI incident.

Claverhouse
15 Apr 2005, 08:20 PM
The Truth has set them Free.



Claverhouse :ph34r:

[ And since the Agency concerned is run by Finland, with code/case names from the Kalevala, not only have most people never heard of it, they couldn't understand it if the programme was announced in full. ]

Heather Harrison
15 Apr 2005, 09:23 PM
I'm not paranoid. No, I'm not. Paranoid, that is. Hey!!! Quit watching me! You make me nervous!!! I have a terrible, overwhelming feeling that I am being watched, and that my posts are going into a secret file somewhere! No.... I'm not paranoid. I'm not.

Hello, Väinämöinen, Lemminkäinen, and and Ilmarinen! I felt your presence watching over me. Please don't do anything mean to me! Please!!!!!

Heather Harrison

AcidGoethe
15 Apr 2005, 09:38 PM
Awesome

jimkopelli
16 Apr 2005, 04:13 AM
Hmm... maybe this should influence your naming thread... I think it might be your only escape from Wooly McFluffkins. (Oh, how sorry I am for suggesting that... I thought I had learned my lesson on reverse psych...)

indie
16 Apr 2005, 05:13 PM
I always thought he looked like an ESTJ in his picture. . . ;)

SheepDog
16 Apr 2005, 05:44 PM
I always thought he looked like an ESTJ in his picture. . . ;)
Creating confusion is part of the ruse.

indie
16 Apr 2005, 05:51 PM
Creating confusion is part of the ruse.

Very interesting indeed. And I would have been a sucker for it, as I was for the FBI shennanagan, however, it *was* you 1000th post . . . fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. (Or something like that)

If I were so susceptible to believe it was true, I would bring up the valid observation that it seems a bit strange that such a massive site (with zillions of pictures, games, etc) such as this one supports no ads and has never asked for donations from its members. Perhaps that is because it is funded by a large secret entity intent on gathering top secret information. . .
:huh:

Serotonin
16 Apr 2005, 06:00 PM
Very interesting indeed. And I would have been a sucker for it, as I was for the FBI shennanagan, however, it *was* you 1000th post . . . fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. (Or something like that)

If I were so susceptible to believe it was true, I would bring up the valid observation that it seems a bit strange that such a massive site (with zillions of pictures, games, etc) such as this one supports no ads and has never asked for donations from its members. Perhaps that is because it is funded by a large secret entity intent on gathering top secret information. . .
:huh:

It's just a matter of time before Div starts getting calls from Halliburton.

ApeTheDog
16 Apr 2005, 06:03 PM
Interesting. So... there are many of you. I knew it! A couple of days ago, I saw this in the userlist:

Users browsing this forum: (...) Shai Gar, SheepDog, SheepDog, SheepDog, Thermo, (...)

And this one PM I got once, asking me if I would be interested in signing up as a secret government agent who'd be tasked with studying my INTP brothers and question them about their sexual preferences, was pretty damn suspicious too.

n0mad
16 Apr 2005, 06:24 PM
But does the fact that this was SheepDogs 1000th post here challenge his post as truthful and nothing short of late april fools?
Anyway, if there were agents here, the only thing I would be interested in is what did they found out? :)

Clara
16 Apr 2005, 06:43 PM
Stop pretending, N0mad, we know you're one us --them, I meant them ! ;)

By the way, my favorite fictional character ( Nero Wolfe, created by Rex Stout ) is from Montenegro. I know the chances are that's not where you are... :) just saying.

edit, to N0mad : wow. I'm envious, actually -- he (N.W.) revisited his country ( the other, heartfelt, use of the word ) in one of the novels... it sounds like a great part of the world.

n0mad
16 Apr 2005, 06:48 PM
I can be in Montenegro within couple of hours by car. 4 hours at most.

jimkopelli
16 Apr 2005, 09:06 PM
...fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. (Or something like that)...
You have it perfectly backwards. And then there's the third line, "fool me three times, shame on the both of us."

Claverhouse
16 Apr 2005, 09:31 PM
Actually, you both have it wrong. From the words of the Master:

"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."



Claverhouse :ph34r:

Clara
16 Apr 2005, 11:27 PM
I can't help it. Claverhouse, who, and what, are that quote ?

Claverhouse
17 Apr 2005, 12:00 AM
None other than the present Lord of the Dance, leader of the Free World ( The Good Guys ), George W. Bush.

Speaking on Satan's Little Helper, the president of Iraq ( not the new installed one; but the one we don't seem to talk about much anymore, now writing poetry in some cell, quite possibly in Iraq or possibly elsewhere --- unless it's one of his countless doubles ) to schoolkids in Nashville in 2002.

Almost any of whom could probably do as good a job of running the Free World.



Claverhouse :ph34r:

[ And I hate Rex Stout ! Chief Yank Hate-Propagandist against the Germans in WWII. ]

SheepDog
17 Apr 2005, 02:07 AM
I like to say that W is his own Dan Quayle.

indie
17 Apr 2005, 02:29 PM
Actually, you both have it wrong. From the words of the Master:

"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."



Claverhouse :ph34r:

:rofl: That's exactly what I was thinking. But Claverhouse, you need to "keep it down," remember we have a paranoid android robot replacement in our midst, one who is intent on gathering information from every essence, just by being near.

lexiphanic
18 Apr 2005, 06:58 AM
Interesting. Unfortunately I will never reach my 1,000th post.

Zero Angel
18 Apr 2005, 05:41 PM
We have been studying your methods and have found them to work with only 76% (+/- 3) success rate on those which match answers typical of the INTP style. Unfortunately, the character 'zedo' you created was your weak point which has allowed us to catch onto your ruse most effectively and plant 'deviant savants' to interfere with your data (we have our reasons for this). We have also infiltrated your networks and have determined have found your databinding on INTP personality style to be insufficient, mostly due to your poorly written targeting algorithm which includes data from the NF and ST styles.

We will be contacting your agency shortly as we hope to profit from our obviously superior data. You need to get better techs.

Regards,
~T

coffeezombie
18 Apr 2005, 05:45 PM
Interesting. Unfortunately I will never reach my 1,000th post.

Why is that? Keep responding to people and giving them encouragement and you'll get your post count up quickly. I know you will. :D

SheepDog
18 Apr 2005, 05:50 PM
T, er, I mean ZA, your data are changing...

The vendor solution is rarely contains the best technology.

lexiphanic
18 Apr 2005, 11:16 PM
Why is that? Keep responding to people and giving them encouragement and you'll get your post count up quickly. I know you will. :D

I get fed up and leave for too long. I don't doubt I'll be back, but it isn't the fastest process for upping a post count.