i am on the vergo of tears, no, i am at the point of tears

[Shai Gar]

i have finally gotten jemma to blck and delete me from msn.

we arent going ballroom dancing now, and i am not going to go to the prom with her. being with her takes too much out of me and i am in love with her. we arent compatible and it has finally come.

i know that the woman for me is somewhere out there, but i dont think i will ever meet her. tears are rolling down my chin and there is a lump in my throat. giving up those i love is always hard, i need a rebound chick

i cannot believe i have to see jemma in half of my classes every day untill graduation. i hate this, but i cant get awy from it, i love her. if only my feelings were returned as much as mine are sent out.

[Lee]

Cheer up Shai, ya know what they say.

Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.


And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.


So always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath

Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.


And always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the right side of life...
(Come on guys, cheer up!)
Always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the bright side of life...
(Worse things happen at sea, you know.)
Always look on the bright side of life...
(I mean - what have you got to lose?)
(You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing!)
Always look on the right side of life...

[philonightmare]

Shai Gar, you are very brave and wonderful. To have to deal with this is something I wish dearly you didn't have to do. You will find your special someone, she is out there and waiting.

One day, you're going to find that girl who'll ballroom dance with you until the night turns to day and the stars fade away. She will return your feelings doubly so because she will appreciate you and your unique self. You have always deserved the best.

You have such a wonderful depth of feeling and I wish many others could see it and I wish it were returned to you by those you love so greatly. I wish you all the best, my friend. I'm here to talk to if you need me. :hug:

[Shai Gar]

what have i lost?

the second girl who i thought i could actually settle down with.

[philonightmare]

*double hugs*

[Shai Gar]

i am throwing off school tommorow, i am going over to a friends and having a good old xbox thrashing

[philonightmare]

Just take care of yourself.

And playstation2 is better. ;)

[Shai Gar]

ps2 doesnt have halo2

[Lee]

ps2 doesnt have halo2Exactly

[Shai Gar]

and i just sent her this:

i dont know what to say, i never know what to say when i am dealing
with you, at first i was thinking about paying your brother to delete
me from you list as well, and from just totally ignoring you, but then
again, you dont deserve any of that, i spoke in hate and in
harshneess, i
dont want you out of my life, anyway, i am certain you noticed i
wouldnt have been at school tommorow, or today, owahtever, i am
spending the day over at my mates, and going to go see rachel, i love
you, nothing will change that, but i am going to have to control that
a lot better.

you like to dance, and you want to go ballroom dancing, it would be
rude in extremis to not go withyou, assuming of course you would still
be comfortabele dancing with me still.

please reply, because you have me blocked and probably deleted, i
wasnt only going to talk to you out of politeness, i dont think i
could ever talk to someone out of someo stupid reason like that, i
like you a lot as a friend as well as someone who both turns me on,
and makes me feel so emotionally helpeless. although i have had a long
experience (my whole life) in supressing my emotions, so i am certain
that i will be able to supress them in your case, i just need time,
and if you are able, your help in doing so, i think you are a gfeat
person and i dont want to hurt you ever, i know i do it sometimes, or
ast least i piss you off, buuuut i dont mean to, and in instances like
tonight enwn it all gets too much please just ignore it.

i am ... i dont know what i was going to say here, oh, yeah, i am very
sorry for tonight, as much as seperating myself from you would be the
second easiest course of action for ME, it wouldnt be really, because
it would meanremoving me from your life and you like me as a friend,
and i like you as one too, and i dont ever like seing you hurt.

please reply to me, i know by now i have probably pissed you off so
mych that i dont deserce another chance, but .

jem...i dont know.

Richard, Alusch aus Tir na og, ik hou van je
--
Richard Whereat
Amadan-na-Briona of the
Daonie Sidhe

[Trolsk]

You are kneeling before her. She will probably think that you are a, so called, pathetic loser if you keep it up without her approval.

[philonightmare]

Lovely. She'll understand the tone of it.

And yes, I concede...no Halo2. but, for everything else PS2 is the best.

[mgb]

Lovely. She'll understand the tone of it.

And yes, I concede...no Halo2. but, for everything else PS2 is the best.

It does have Grand Theft Auto...

But mostly I just want to point out to you that you've fallen into the Jemma Trap. If you want to get out, go here. (http://www.intpcentral.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3294)

[philonightmare]

It does have Grand Theft Auto...

But mostly I just want to point out to you that you've fallen into the Jemma Trap. If you want to get out, go here. (http://www.intpcentral.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3294)

GTA is a great game. I also have G.Turismo which is just as fun.

I'm not in any kinda trap not by my choosing. :)

I've seen that thread already. Quite interesting...especially the whole "Google Spider" thing. Everytime I see it on the list for "who's online" I start laughing (and no, not because of how everyone treated Shai Gar).

I'm an NF, what can I say? I like helping out with emotional stuff.

[mgb]

I'm an NF, what can I say? I like helping out with emotional stuff.

That's the trap part that he's counting on.

[melancholeric]

It does have Grand Theft Auto...

But mostly I just want to point out to you that you've fallen into the Jemma Trap. If you want to get out, go here. (http://www.intpcentral.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3294)
I think that thread died too soon. It has only 136 replies, it took less than three weeks, and google spider never found it.

[coffeezombie]

Find someone with a personality more like your own, Shai Gar. Maybe you should go to a larger city so you can have more selection of women, although I know you don't like large cities much.

[Sir Isaac Lime]

www.livejournal.com

[Claverhouse]

Unthinking people sometimes wonder why moderators don't alter misspelt thread titles. HTF could anyone improve on:

i am on the vergo of tears, no, i am at the point of tears



I'm not saying it doesn't give one a queasy feeling, both from the distinct lack of capitalization and the picture conjured up: but, in a minutely minor way, it is still a work of art.


Claverhouse :ph34r:

[Hypnos]

If, in the future, you post about getting back with Jemma, I'm going to fly down to Australia and kick you in the nuts.

[misutii]

www.livejournal.com

aye

[mgb]

I think that thread died too soon. It has only 136 replies, it took less than three weeks, and google spider never found it.

It's our fault for giving up. I'll take part of the blame. I also think we needed to be more diligent with referencing that thread all over this site. We should have every post link to that thread somehow, but outside of that signature, so it doesn't disappear everytime you change it. Kind of like how Heather Harrison, Geoff and Claverhouse weirdly sign every post they make. But instead, link it to, when this world burns.

I think it's worth getting that thread up to 1000 posts too. Then it will really get noticed. The Google Spider told me it likes that kind of thing.

[mgb]

If, in the future, you post about getting back with Jemma, I'm going to fly down to Australia and kick you in the nuts.

If someone will sponsor me, I'll go too.

[melancholeric]

It's our fault for giving up. I'll take part of the blame. I also think we needed to be more diligent with referencing that thread all over this site. We should have every post link to that thread somehow, but outside of that signature, so it doesn't disappear everytime you change it. Kind of like how Heather Harrison, Geoff and Claverhouse weirdly sign every post they make. But instead, link it to, when this world burns.

I think it's worth getting that thread up to 1000 posts too. Then it will really get noticed. The Google Spider told me it likes that kind of thing.
I had last post in that thread, to which you (or anyone else) never replied. I don't like replying to myself five times like CC would do.

You could put that link in your signature and just keep it there permanently, just change everything else what you might have there. That way, we'd have some 3000+ links to that thread all over the boards. I think it'd be too much work to type (or copypaste) that link manually to every post.

I'd put that to my sig, but there's 500 character limit, and I really like my current signature. Which is about 499 characters long, so I can't add anything.

[mgb]

www.livejournal.com

Coming from the guy that told us about his car trouble?

I very much like hearing about the Jemma stories. It's one of the main reasons I am here. Its rather enjoyable seeing Shai suffer like this, at least to me.

[mgb]

I had last post in that thread, to which you (or anyone else) never replied. I don't like replying to myself five times like CC would do.

You could put that link in your signature and just keep it there permanently, just change everything else what you might have there. That way, we'd have some 3000+ links to that thread all over the boards. I think it'd be too much work to type (or copypaste) that link manually to every post.

I'd put that to my sig, but there's 500 character limit, and I really like my current signature. Which is about 499 characters long, so I can't add anything.

That's true, you did have the last post. But did you market that post? No. Just now, weeks later.

I think I might just put it in my sig.

[euterpenc]

a good smoke and a nice shot of liquor's not a bad remedy

[melancholeric]

If someone will sponsor me, I'll go too.
Why all this hostility?

That's true, you did have the last post. But did you market that post? No. Just now, weeks later.

I think I might just put it in my sig.
What did you expect me to do? Reply to every thread with "Hey, I made this reply to 'WHEN THE WORLD BURNS', go check it out here (http://intpcentral.com/forums/showthread.php?goto=lastpost&t=3294) and please keep posting to the thread!" or what?

I really thought you could see that I had posted there without any advertising. It had worked that way for ~100 posts so far in that thread alone, not to mention that cross-thread advertisent is generally not very common here. Of course, that thread is special.

[mgb]

Hostility? No I just think it would be fun to kick Shai in the balls. Is that so wrong? It would be for pleasure rather than anger.

And I'll get over there soon enough. I've got work to do you know.

[Claverhouse]

Hostility? No I just think it would be fun to kick Shai in the balls. Is that so wrong?
You would have to ask these people (http://www.police.qld.gov.au/pr/default.shtml) first. Although these people (http://www.socialist-alliance.org/page.php?page=360) think those people not very nice. But other people (http://www.lib.monash.edu.au/subjects/criminal-law/websites-criminal-law.html) probably think that the first set of people are doing the best job possible in the circumstances and the second set of people just plain misguided. Those people, set three, could possibly give details of the penalties you face, other than the Wrath of Jemma.



And I'll get over there soon enough. I've got work to do you know.
The woods are lovely, dark, and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.

[ I have absolutely no idea why I like Robert Frost. It's not like me at all. ]



Claverhouse :ph34r:

Whilst finding the 3rd people, there was also a page on the Restoration (http://www.lib.monash.edu.au/exhibitions/restoration/xrstcat.html) of Charles II; which naturally I graviated to immediately, casting off all thought of Jemma and Shai. In it there is a quotation from Dampier on the people of New Holland, previous (http://www.postcolonialweb.org/australia/austchron.html)* name of the continent:


Dampier went early to sea, and lived a hard life, often as a buccaneer among the inhabitants of the East and West Indies, and of South and Central America. His oft-quoted description of the aborigines he met in New Holland is an example of plain, unadorned prose, The Inhabitants of this Country are the miserablest People in the world. The Hodmadods of Monomatapa, though a nasty People, yet for Wealth are Gentlemen to these; who have no Houses and skin Garments, Sheep, Poultry and Fruits of the Earth, Ostrich Eggs, &c. as the Hodmadods have: And setting aside their Humane shape, they differ but little from Brutes. They are tall, strait-bodied, and thin, with small long Limbs. ... Their Eye-lids are always half closed, to keep the flies out of their Eyes; they being so troublesome there, that no Fanning will keep them from coming to one’s face; and without the assistance of both Hands to keep them off, they will creep into ones Nostrils and Mouth too, if the Lips are not shut very close. (vol. 1, p. 464)


* The Chinese discovered it first apparently.


And in a few centuries they may explore it more fully...

[Miss Anthropic]

If, in the future, you post about getting back with Jemma, I'm going to fly down to Australia and kick you in the nuts.



If someone will sponsor me, I'll go too.

Can't you guys just get someone in Australia to do it by proxy for you?

[Shai Gar]

aye, but the chinese fleet (around 700 -900 years ago) discovered EVERY continent and landmass, they also had the largest fleet ever assembled, including todays fleets.

thanks for the link

[Shai Gar]

miss anthropic, they cannot, not many people will travel 100kms just to kick someone in the balls, and none of the people in the area are going to attempt to attack me, i have some pretty damned powerful friends, as well as a begining friendship with the mayor.

[Hypnos]

Can't you guys just get someone in Australia to do it by proxy for you?
Come to think of it, if Shai gets back with Jemma, she would have his balls in her possession. I could probably ask her to kick them on my behalf, or DHL them to the North America so that I could drop them on a soccer field.

[Shai Gar]

you dont have her email or phone number. and i wont get back with her

[philonightmare]

Come to think of it, if Shai gets back with Jemma, she would have his balls in her possession. I could probably ask her to kick them on my behalf, or DHL them to the North America so that I could drop them on a soccer field.

Why would she send/kick them if she's the one losing out the most by their loss? ;)

I'd hardly do that to my mate. That would suck --For both parties involved! :ph34r:

And Shai Gar: If you feel like she's worth it then go for it if that's what you want. Your mind could always change. And hopefully she's taken you seriously this time and is willing to work on it, if anything.

[Serotonin]

Can't you guys just get someone in Australia to do it by proxy for you?

*Quietly raises hand*

[CrackerJack]

Letting go is SUCH a hard thing to do!

[Shai Gar]

indeed it is. and sero, you wanna make the trip north to kick me in the balls? fine, but bring one of my mates along with you please, he is in sydney.

[Claverhouse]

PLACE-HOLDER FOR CLASSIC STATUS

[dubbeltop]

luv hurts matey but he there allways a gay bar somewehre eyehhhahahhahah