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Ballpark
3 Dec 2010, 03:20 AM
Post pictures of politicians you want to assasinate.

I'll go first
http://english.peopledaily.com.cn/mediafile/200710/23/P200710231008511295218777.jpg

manza
3 Dec 2010, 03:32 AM
I don't think this thread is a good idea.

Stigmata
3 Dec 2010, 03:34 AM
The patriot act is preventing me from revealing the identity of who I'd like to assassinate.

Cypher
3 Dec 2010, 03:37 AM
Lol.

http://english.peopledaily.com.cn/mediafile/200710/23/P200710231008511295218777.jpg

Chaselation
3 Dec 2010, 03:40 AM
I don't think this thread is a good idea.

I'm picturing Haight in a bunker in Sweden.

Flatchett
3 Dec 2010, 03:56 AM
All of them.

CoHo
3 Dec 2010, 03:57 AM
The worst that could happen is someone follows through with their goals and we are all sent to guantanamo, and you know what? Fuck, I'll take the occasional waterboarding over this freezing tundra bullshit.

YHWH
3 Dec 2010, 04:09 AM
http://i.usatoday.net/communitymanager/_photos/on-deadline/2010/10/19/Sharonx-large.jpg

Waiting for it to die is just getting ridiculous, I can never decide whether it's dead or alive. Also, an assassination would be an event worth celebrating and it would get him out of his misery, everybody wins.

CoHo
3 Dec 2010, 04:10 AM
Judging by the picture he died a long time ago and was replaced by a wax sculpture.

YHWH
3 Dec 2010, 04:16 AM
We're possibly being hoaxed by Ron Mueck.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/03/In_Bed_by_Ron_Mueck.png

CoHo
3 Dec 2010, 04:21 AM
CURSE YOU MUECK! *shakes fists in air*

BTW - Ron Mueck, I would really enjoy going to one of his exhibits, I want to see if they feel that real in person, cuz they are pretty fucking realistic.

YHWH
3 Dec 2010, 04:36 AM
I just realized what I found so unsettling about the picture, there's something very pope-ish about him, he's in the middle stage of the metamorphosis from Velazquez's Innocent X into Bacon's. Also he looks like JPII.

Chaselation
3 Dec 2010, 04:41 AM
http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g80/Nike7769/rush-limbaugh.jpg

CoHo
3 Dec 2010, 04:42 AM
Woah, good call on that http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d9/Three_Studies_for_a_Crucifixion_Francis_Bacon_1962.jpg*

*yeah, I didn't feel like posting Bacon's famous screaming pope one, I like these more.

d100la
3 Dec 2010, 04:48 AM
All of them.

This^^

No really, to quote some cliched author "Order is for idiots, genius can handle chaos"

Flatchett
3 Dec 2010, 05:39 AM
^ I would not say that.





http://www.newworldorderwar.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/bush-obama.jpg

D33P7HR047
3 Dec 2010, 05:59 AM
So if someone decides to burn a wax politician in a make-believe witch burning, for a political rally; how many illegal immigrants would it take to create. . . oh, say 5,000 George Bush wax figures for the rush in news media publicity?

There might be a niche market, creating wax politicians to qualm the desire for homicidal tendencies. . . and smuggling illegal immigrants.

dubbeltop
3 Dec 2010, 10:34 AM
Politicians you want to assassinate

If you want to destroy a pyramid do you start at the top or at the bottom?

Shai Gar
3 Dec 2010, 04:17 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_HjY60hwU214/TCKfh0Bk4_I/AAAAAAAAByU/5NCb6L7h_po/s1600/Bali-news-Julia-Gillard.jpg

Cypher
3 Dec 2010, 04:48 PM
Politicians you want to assassinate

If you want to destroy a pyramid do you start at the top or at the bottom?

there's no need to destroy a pyramid, else you be destroying the entire land.

Just destroy parts of it. no need for generalization. Unless you found the "best form of government".

C.J.Woolf
4 Dec 2010, 05:52 AM
[Julia Gillard]
Hey, at least she's an open atheist. Only one member of the US Congress in its entire history has publicly said he was an atheist (Rep. Pete Stark [D-CA-13]), and no President has.

outmywindow
4 Dec 2010, 09:31 AM
Hey, at least she's an open atheist. Only one member of the US Congress in its entire history has publicly said he was an atheist (Rep. Pete Stark [D-CA-13]), and no President has.

Everyone knows that atheists are selfish, heartless, lying swindlers who want to force all women to have abortions and who spend their free time burning Bibles and kicking puppies. It's a scientifically proven* fact. Would you want someone who doesn't make ethical decisions based on fear and the requirements of an inconsistent external hierarchy to babysit your children? No, I didn't think so. So do I even need to ask if you'd want that sort of monster holding the fate of the free world in the palm of their clawed, reptilian hands? Should we really trust the decisions of the sort of person who "comes to" a "rational" "conclusion" after "examining" all the "possibilities" instead of humbly looking deep into their souls while knowing that God will come through with a miracle and that everything will be alright eventually, except for the things that go horribly horribly wrong, but that's okay because it's still God's will that your sister died in a car accident or your dad got cancer, and that it was their time to return to God's flock. So, all the good stuff is miracles, and all the bad stuff is actually good stuff, so it's miracles too. Fucking magnets, etc., etc.

But where was I? I just want to close by reminding you all that the Bible says "God bless America," and that we should never forget it, and should never let those who pretend to have forgotten spread their lies to the children of the decent, hardworking Americans throughout this beautiful, blessed land. Amen.





*The Church of Christ, Scientist superheated Jesus by subjecting him to intense laser beams, or so I heard.

Shai Gar
11 Dec 2010, 02:14 PM
Hey, at least she's an open atheist. Only one member of the US Congress in its entire history has publicly said he was an atheist (Rep. Pete Stark [D-CA-13]), and no President has.

An open atheist who takes it up the arse from the Churches.

LastRailway
11 Dec 2010, 04:08 PM
I'm not very picky, I'd assassinate most of them, given the opportunity, means and incentive.

thexjib
11 Dec 2010, 04:35 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b8/Joe_Lieberman_official_portrait.jpg

'cept I don't want to kill him... but if he were to die a violent death I wouldn't be shedding any tears.

pesquisa
11 Dec 2010, 06:12 PM
I'd like to see them removed from power by their own people, not necessarily by assassination, but if that occurs, the end would probably justify the means. Maybe young president Obama will be dealing with a missile crisis (http://www.hudson-ny.org/1714/iran-missiles-in-venezuela)in Latin America like young president Kennedy did almost 50 years ago.

http://europeancourier.org/test/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/chavez_ahmadinejad1.jpg