Claverhouse
28 Aug 2004, 01:29 AM
FC suggested that the link to the Scientology Busters should go here, as well as where it is in Horrible Test, so:
Operation Clambake (http://www.xenu.net/)
Check out the National Lampoon bit amid the humour links at the end.
A brilliant author, scientist, and scholar, Elron first gained fame in the 1920s as the boy author of the hugely successful and controversial Can I Touch It? books for children of his own age group.
Have I ever lived other lives?
Yes. In the past you were an insignificant speck of dust.
But, browsing forlorn and alone in the haunts of the Forum before this --- how long ago that was ! How many eons have passed ! The wondrous changes we have seen in our modes and manners ! --- I decided to withdraw a few of the other links posted for future generations to marvel at with wonder and, hopefully, terror. Just a few from the past, not all; without alas others' comments, since I can only edit mine own, and besides they would, for security reasons, have to give written permission in triplicate to the Dept. of Homeland Security.
Behold !
1/
Eric Blumrich & A Perfect Animation --- Saddam & his Captors
It's charming to find another group to share this link with:
For those with time and disk-space go first to:
Eric Blumrich (http://ericblumrich.com/)
( Which bookmarked gives you:
'G. W. BUSH- THE THIEF, THE LIAR - ANTI-WAR, ANTI-BUSH FLASH' )
Enjoy, then click on Animations
( ANIMATIONS (http://ericblumrich.com/animation.html) ) if you're in a real hurry.
Find 'Thanks For The Memories', bottom left.
and and download then play. A sweet-faced boy turns up, and the music starts
( He provides 10 other languages for the script )
If though your computer is powerful and you're not interested in the others, you can just go direct to:
Thanks For The Memories (http://ericblumrich.com/thanks.html)
and play it without saving to your HD first. But this is a keeper, and something to savour whenever you feel blue.
I'm sure some of the others are good too, but haven't at present enough space to download all of them.
They are produced either for PC or ( boo ) Mac, and generally weigh in at about 2MB for PC EXE or 1,5mb for Mac SWF.
Warning, the apposite song is sung by BC, but it could have been much much worse: no matter how low I feel, I can always console myself by realising I'm not listening to Frank Sinatra.
2 Shonen Knife ( from a link re Japanese school uniforms )
for no particular reason ( they certainly aren't Manga ), has anyone else ever heard of Shonen Knife ?
Sort of Japanese Girl Rockers, been going on a long time.
Shonen Knife Nexus (http://www.shonenknife.com/)
Shonen Knife (http://www.shonenknife.net/)
A Shonen Knife fan (http://www.sentex.net/~sardine/shonen.knife.html)
Sort of interesting even if you're not interested in Rock music.
3
Sherlock & The menace of Colonel Yu
Didn't know where to place this, but chose Flamethrower. I feel calm about it though. But it is very important. Especially if you're American or worried by the world's conspiracies.
Hi,
I seek to introduce this important link everywhere. To all fora I encounter.
Please note that the site must be read in it's entirity by all Americans and that the author, an American citizen, further lays upon each a geas on everyone of you to persist in bringing this information to your president, despite all obstacles placed in your way. Those of us who aren't are free from both these compulsions.
THe ultra-squeamish may determine to avoid section V-C
PROLOGUE...
OF THAT WHICH ONE KNOWS NOTHING...
"Tell me Watson, which of our cases has struck you as the most recherche ? The very oddest of all ?"
"Oh really, old fellow, that's too perplexing. They all seem a little bizarre in retrospect: The case of the Lion's Mane, that of the Engineer's Thumb, old Grimsdyke and the Speckled Band, that old ruffian who devolved into an ape..."
"Admittedly, but all were susceptible of ratiocinative process, and to the alert brain nothing ultimately is too difficult to explain. It is certainly possible always to understand, providing the clues are there."
"Of course, there were those cases which I transcribed, but am not to publish."
"Not until our bones are long cold, Watson, there are always dangers in letting too many secrets free to the many. And there is of course confidentiality in affaires d'etat."
"And affairs of the heart, eh Holmes ? I remember Miss... Eagle, shall we call her ? Only some of her history was allowable by your wish."
"Quite. But I was not implying such curiosa: I was rather thinking of those cases which dealt with shall we say the fantastical side of this curious thing we call life."
"Oh, psychical matters: well some discretion must be made there, I agree."
"Really, Watson, don't try my patience. I meant the amazing, but incredible to those of a meaner cast of mind, truths of the strictly scientific sphere."
"Such as those gigantic beings who live in the void of the sea-depths ?"
"Exactly."
"Or those huge living jellies who swarm in the upper reaches of the atmosphere ?"
"Precisely so. And stranger things yet."
"You mean... those engagements we have undertaken, but which cannot ever be revealed."
"Just so. Has it ever crossed your mind Watson, my boy, that there might be still more weirdly strange things than those ?"
"Not once, Holmes, not once."
"Tell me then, what would you think if I revealed to you a race of invisible assassins ? Men who could induce any illness, any degeneration merely with an injection and make it seem that the disease was of the body's own doing: that the madness was from the self's betrayal, that the wronged life was merely paying that duty to nature we all must make ?"
"This is monstrous Holmes !"
"Believe me, Watson, there is far worse to come. That these assassins would shrink down to miniscule proportions, and fly ? Attacking invisibly at their tiny level the persons of those they are sent to injure. That one day they will range the earth doing such havoc as they were commanded at the behests of their sinister masters ? A conspiracy so deep it will attempt, as it must to be a true conspiracy, to master the entire world and make the lords of the earth do it's loathly bidding. You smile, Watson ?"
"No, no. I was merely wondering why they had to fly if they were invisible. Go on, Holmes, this is terrible."
"Terrible indeed, yet there is the voluminous truth to hand, endless pages which will convince the world when once revealed."
"Watson, I give you the Infernal Cabinet of Colonel Yu !"
Click
http://www.intpcentral.com/uploads/chinavase1big.th.jpg (http://members.aol.com/colonelyu1/index.htm/)
Claverhouse :ph34r:
Operation Clambake (http://www.xenu.net/)
Check out the National Lampoon bit amid the humour links at the end.
A brilliant author, scientist, and scholar, Elron first gained fame in the 1920s as the boy author of the hugely successful and controversial Can I Touch It? books for children of his own age group.
Have I ever lived other lives?
Yes. In the past you were an insignificant speck of dust.
But, browsing forlorn and alone in the haunts of the Forum before this --- how long ago that was ! How many eons have passed ! The wondrous changes we have seen in our modes and manners ! --- I decided to withdraw a few of the other links posted for future generations to marvel at with wonder and, hopefully, terror. Just a few from the past, not all; without alas others' comments, since I can only edit mine own, and besides they would, for security reasons, have to give written permission in triplicate to the Dept. of Homeland Security.
Behold !
1/
Eric Blumrich & A Perfect Animation --- Saddam & his Captors
It's charming to find another group to share this link with:
For those with time and disk-space go first to:
Eric Blumrich (http://ericblumrich.com/)
( Which bookmarked gives you:
'G. W. BUSH- THE THIEF, THE LIAR - ANTI-WAR, ANTI-BUSH FLASH' )
Enjoy, then click on Animations
( ANIMATIONS (http://ericblumrich.com/animation.html) ) if you're in a real hurry.
Find 'Thanks For The Memories', bottom left.
and and download then play. A sweet-faced boy turns up, and the music starts
( He provides 10 other languages for the script )
If though your computer is powerful and you're not interested in the others, you can just go direct to:
Thanks For The Memories (http://ericblumrich.com/thanks.html)
and play it without saving to your HD first. But this is a keeper, and something to savour whenever you feel blue.
I'm sure some of the others are good too, but haven't at present enough space to download all of them.
They are produced either for PC or ( boo ) Mac, and generally weigh in at about 2MB for PC EXE or 1,5mb for Mac SWF.
Warning, the apposite song is sung by BC, but it could have been much much worse: no matter how low I feel, I can always console myself by realising I'm not listening to Frank Sinatra.
2 Shonen Knife ( from a link re Japanese school uniforms )
for no particular reason ( they certainly aren't Manga ), has anyone else ever heard of Shonen Knife ?
Sort of Japanese Girl Rockers, been going on a long time.
Shonen Knife Nexus (http://www.shonenknife.com/)
Shonen Knife (http://www.shonenknife.net/)
A Shonen Knife fan (http://www.sentex.net/~sardine/shonen.knife.html)
Sort of interesting even if you're not interested in Rock music.
3
Sherlock & The menace of Colonel Yu
Didn't know where to place this, but chose Flamethrower. I feel calm about it though. But it is very important. Especially if you're American or worried by the world's conspiracies.
Hi,
I seek to introduce this important link everywhere. To all fora I encounter.
Please note that the site must be read in it's entirity by all Americans and that the author, an American citizen, further lays upon each a geas on everyone of you to persist in bringing this information to your president, despite all obstacles placed in your way. Those of us who aren't are free from both these compulsions.
THe ultra-squeamish may determine to avoid section V-C
PROLOGUE...
OF THAT WHICH ONE KNOWS NOTHING...
"Tell me Watson, which of our cases has struck you as the most recherche ? The very oddest of all ?"
"Oh really, old fellow, that's too perplexing. They all seem a little bizarre in retrospect: The case of the Lion's Mane, that of the Engineer's Thumb, old Grimsdyke and the Speckled Band, that old ruffian who devolved into an ape..."
"Admittedly, but all were susceptible of ratiocinative process, and to the alert brain nothing ultimately is too difficult to explain. It is certainly possible always to understand, providing the clues are there."
"Of course, there were those cases which I transcribed, but am not to publish."
"Not until our bones are long cold, Watson, there are always dangers in letting too many secrets free to the many. And there is of course confidentiality in affaires d'etat."
"And affairs of the heart, eh Holmes ? I remember Miss... Eagle, shall we call her ? Only some of her history was allowable by your wish."
"Quite. But I was not implying such curiosa: I was rather thinking of those cases which dealt with shall we say the fantastical side of this curious thing we call life."
"Oh, psychical matters: well some discretion must be made there, I agree."
"Really, Watson, don't try my patience. I meant the amazing, but incredible to those of a meaner cast of mind, truths of the strictly scientific sphere."
"Such as those gigantic beings who live in the void of the sea-depths ?"
"Exactly."
"Or those huge living jellies who swarm in the upper reaches of the atmosphere ?"
"Precisely so. And stranger things yet."
"You mean... those engagements we have undertaken, but which cannot ever be revealed."
"Just so. Has it ever crossed your mind Watson, my boy, that there might be still more weirdly strange things than those ?"
"Not once, Holmes, not once."
"Tell me then, what would you think if I revealed to you a race of invisible assassins ? Men who could induce any illness, any degeneration merely with an injection and make it seem that the disease was of the body's own doing: that the madness was from the self's betrayal, that the wronged life was merely paying that duty to nature we all must make ?"
"This is monstrous Holmes !"
"Believe me, Watson, there is far worse to come. That these assassins would shrink down to miniscule proportions, and fly ? Attacking invisibly at their tiny level the persons of those they are sent to injure. That one day they will range the earth doing such havoc as they were commanded at the behests of their sinister masters ? A conspiracy so deep it will attempt, as it must to be a true conspiracy, to master the entire world and make the lords of the earth do it's loathly bidding. You smile, Watson ?"
"No, no. I was merely wondering why they had to fly if they were invisible. Go on, Holmes, this is terrible."
"Terrible indeed, yet there is the voluminous truth to hand, endless pages which will convince the world when once revealed."
"Watson, I give you the Infernal Cabinet of Colonel Yu !"
Click
http://www.intpcentral.com/uploads/chinavase1big.th.jpg (http://members.aol.com/colonelyu1/index.htm/)
Claverhouse :ph34r: