BE "Hustler" for a minute

[kuranes]

In this thread, you can either act like Hustler does, or pretend to be sincerely questioning him. I will start things off . .

"We don't need a detailed blueprint, but at least some GUIDELINES as to what it is you're recommending . . . "

Now it is your turn, to reply to this in the style of Hustler.

Of course, the REAL Hustler is also encouraged to play "himself" or even . . . . . . . . ( gulp ) one of us "in need of guidance" !

[SheepDog]

Your weak attempt at humor only proves my superiority.

[kuranes]

Define "weakness" Hustler! Can we "win by losing" as Kesey describes in "Sometimes a Great Notion"? Of course, this would only be SOCIETY's description of "loser".

[mgb]

Sounds like you need my help since you are all a bunch of whiners and I'm actually out there achieving.

[kuranes]

I don't need "help" but I do seek knowledge. It seems to me there are two KINDS of knowledge. An "industry specific" knowledge of practical things, and a knowledge which is more like an "ability" - as in the show McGiver, where he improvises. Agreed?

[Biff_Loman]

There's no need to explain myself. This is a forum of abstract thinkers, so I need never do anything than spout vague generalities.

[waxwing]

Your sweeping generalizations are having a marked impact on my woe-begotten existence and I only hope to learn more from your online course.

[kuranes]

You insects amuse me. But I can feel compassion for you, even so. Thinking what it must be like to be an insect. . . . It's my whimsy to think of such things from time to time, and now . . is one of those instances. If you would only LISTEN!! It's like watching a bird beating against a tiny hole at the top of a dark attic, trying to get through to the light! Those of us who are ALREADY illuminated know that sometimes you must fly DOWNWARDS to escape confinement, into free airspace, and THEN fly up! How many times and in how many ways must I try to release you from the cages of your OWN INTP MINDS!!! And "downwards" can mean MANY things!! Bah, fools . . . .

[Trolsk]

I am brilliant and you better bow down to my genius.

[meshou]

I am brilliant and you better bow down to my genius.Your poor attempt at "brilliance" is only undercut by your laughable lack of wordiness. "Better bow down?" Your lack of real enthusiasm belies a misery that embracing my ideas could only serve to relieve.

If only you would realize your true potential instead of continuing your pathetic existence.

[kuranes]

You're MEAN, Hustler! I don't think I LIKE you very much! I'm going to get you for that! I'm going to misspell "Hustler" on purpose! Hutsler! Hutlser! Slerhut! Slut-her! Take THAT!

[Hustler]

Clearly, my approach is working. This meta-thread about me only serves to show that my ideas have penetrated your minds, despite the shells wrought of decades of misery, inaction and denial in which they all reside. If only you could turn your enthusiasm into something more productive than making altogether feeble attempts at belittling me (a hopeless prospect, I assure you), then perhaps you could rise above your present-day mediocrity and grasp the greatness which you so richly deserve as INTPs. While I hold you all in general disregard at present, I shall nonetheless maintain hope for your futures.

[Vagabond]

Clearly, my approach is working. This meta-thread about me only serves to show that my ideas have penetrated your minds, despite the shells wrought of decades of misery, inaction and denial in which they all reside. If only you could turn your enthusiasm into something more productive than making altogether feeble attempts at belittling me (a hopeless prospect, I assure you), then perhaps you could rise above your present-day mediocrity and grasp the greatness which you so richly deserve as INTPs. While I hold you all in general disregard at present, I shall nonetheless maintain hope for your futures. I was reading this thread and I was thinking, wow, how can these people all be exaggerating that much... and then I read this. :rolleyes:

[Watermark]

Clearly, my approach is working. This meta-thread about me only serves to show that my ideas have penetrated your minds, despite the shells wrought of decades of misery, inaction and denial in which they all reside. If only you could turn your enthusiasm into something more productive than making altogether feeble attempts at belittling me (a hopeless prospect, I assure you), then perhaps you could rise above your present-day mediocrity and grasp the greatness which you so richly deserve as INTPs. While I hold you all in general disregard at present, I shall nonetheless maintain hope for your futures.

"...Look deep into my eyes.... you are getting very sleepy little grasshoppas'.... can you feel my divine power.... :eek: ... relax, let your body relax, feel yourself floating on a fluffly cloud .... "

"Yes, Masta" :blink:

"I've come to save you from your misery, little grasshoppas. I have every hope for your futures. You will rise to such greatness. '"

"Yes, Masta" :blink:

"I will share with you my secrets...only you will know them.... and soon you will be all great and knowing like me, little grasshoppas'"

"Yes, Masta" :blink:

"But you MUST follow my instructions, as only the Masta holds the Divine truth...."

"Yes, Masta" :blink:

:rolleyes:

[kuranes]

I have shown you fools my ideas, and you sneer at them. Which ideas? Well . . . . I have told you to be creative to escape drudgery. And I have told you . . I have told you . .uh . .to read books on cheaters . . . . . .and uhm . . I have told you . . well, never MIND what I told you! You should have been paying more attention when I TOLD it the FIRST time! I have no time for repeating myself! I am a man of consequence and station! Pay absolutely NO attention to the little gnome behind the curtain over there. He has nothing to do with me! Nothing! N-O-T-H-I-N-G!!!!!!!! *begins blubbering*

[meshou]

I have shown you fools my ideas, and you sneer at them. Which ideas? Well . . . . I have told you to be creative to escape drudgery. And I have told you . . I have told you . .uh . .to read books on cheaters . . . . . .and uhm . . I have told you . . well, never MIND what I told you! You should have been paying more attention when I TOLD it the FIRST time! I have no time for repeating myself! I am a man of consequence and station! Pay absolutely NO attention to the little gnome behind the curtain over there. He has nothing to do with me! Nothing! N-O-T-H-I-N-G!!!!!!!! *begins blubbering*I don't think gnomes have anything to do with success. Where would you get a gnome, anyway? I don't think that's an applicable idea.

Or are you seriously advocating a pygmy secretarial slave trade? I can concede that that at least might have a market. But how do you get them to hold pencils right in their teensy hands? Maybe teensy pencils, but how are those going to heal the tattered remains of my tortured soul?

[Claverhouse]

I don't think gnomes have anything to do with success.
They have a lot to do with success in mining. A major reason for the decline in mining in both America and Europe has been the recent lack of veneration paid to the Dwarvish Race. That and capitalist bastard management.


Where would you get a gnome, anyway?
There are methods... but I was so outraged at Alberich having enslaved all those little dwarves I was forced to renege on our agreement and keep the Ring for myself.



Claverhouse http://forums.intpcentral.com/images/smilies/ninja.gif

[euterpenc]

What a stupid thread. "here we'll mock your arrogance by making a thread about it."

*nihilism mode*

Life is meaningless. And it's your fault, you freaking idiots.

[SheepDog]

I don't think gnomes have anything to do with success.
Sure they do:
1) get underpants.
2) ?!?
3) profits.

[deviousingly]

I'm very busy, successful and fulfilled with my secret niche of fortune, but out of the goodness of my heart, I will solve your pathetic problems in my spare time. When you unquestioningly adhere to my infalliable advice which is based on reading a 5 minute post of yours, your problems will be solved. My theory doesn't have to be backed up by facts because I should not be questioned. If you do question me, you are automatically an idiot and should cease your useless posts in my magnificient thread. It detracts from my glorious advice and may confuse the poor INTPs I am trying to save from themselves. It is impossible to belittle me or my ideas because I don't listen to rational ideas that oppose me in any way.

[C.J.Woolf]

Thanks to me, some of you woe-begotten souls gain wisdom. Some of you have learned not to pay attention to my text. It pretends to be prescriptive but it doesn't actually prescribe anything. It's vague, and, yes, it's insulting. (I make no apology for the latter; you whiners needed a good verbal kick in the backside if only to get your attention.)

No, some of you intuitives have grasped that the text doesn't matter, the subtext matters. It's not the message, it's the meta-message. Life is a test, but I shan't give you the answers, only the questions.

[Hustler]

What a stupid thread. "here we'll mock your arrogance by making a thread about it."

You are wise beyond your years. It is a shame such an insightful young man is so disillusioned with life. The world is your oyster, my friend.

[euterpenc]

You are wise beyond your years. It is a shame such an insightful young man is so disillusioned with life. The world is your oyster, my friend.

Ah, but life is meaningless. Nature is itself indifferent. It is man who gives life a meaning.

[Lee]

Ah, but life is meaningless. Nature is itself indifferent. It is man who gives life a meaning.
But man himself is part of nature and bound by the same laws, on some level he is just another meaningless series of chemical reactions, therefore his meanings are meaningless.

[euterpenc]

But man himself is part of nature and bound by the same laws, on some level he is just another meaningless series of chemical reactions, therefore his meanings are meaningless.

Nature has no meaning in itself, man brings meaning to nature through his conscious faculties. Man is not merely natural, he is also divine.

[Lee]

Man is not merely natural, he is also divine.Yeah, that'll be it, man is "divine", even hustler and Adolf Hitler. Man is a special creature that has "divinity", nobody really knows what divinity is, or whether it existes, therefore specualtion to it's nature is irrelevent because there is no way to understand it because it is outside nature, but it must still influence nature otherwise it would be meaningless to us mere creatures... so it cannot be outside mere nature, because it also must necassarily be a part of it.... presuming that we are "divine", whatever that means :rolleyes:.

But yeah, whatever, I can't disprove hustler's divinity so it must be true... *sigh*


I don't even know how there is an arguement over this. Alas, people are stupid, even INTPs.
Poor me, stupid INTP that I am.

[euterpenc]

Nature and divinity are one. Nature is divinity, and vice versa. They are unified.

[Serotonin]

I can outwit every single one of you. I've just got you all nailed. You think you're original and clever, but you're really just so predictable and lame that it brings me great pleasure to dissect your pathetic posts. You see, I have this infallible, watertight system that stands up against any sort of argument or rebuff you have against me, so if I were you I'd surrender now and agree with me on everything.

[waxwing]

You are wise beyond your years. It is a shame such an insightful young man is so disillusioned with life. The world is your oyster, my friend.
Can the world be my oyster too? Pretty please. Right now, all I can see is you and your "pearls" of wisdom. I'm sorry, I showed weakness there. For a second, I let feelings of woe-begottenness wash over me. I will be strong and confident in my INTP status. I am superior, after all.

[sbw]

Sure they do:
1) get underpants.
2) ?!?
3) profits.

*pisses self*

Scott

[kuranes]

Ah, but life is meaningless. Nature is itself indifferent. It is man who gives life a meaning.

That's RIGHT Luke! Don't give in to the Dark Side.

[s0978]

i like meshou :wub:

[AcidGoethe]

That's RIGHT Luke! Don't give in to the Dark Side.

Right. You have just proven my point. You're wasting your time, Kuranes. Don't you see? Instead of watching Star Wars and indulging in geeky activities like most INTPs, you should get out in the real world and use your skills. It's pathetic really, you think you're cool saying this... But just wait until you have to make money and you'll realize all you've learnt was really useless. If you want to be a really succesful guy, you have to TEACH. Yeah. That's when you'll know you've reached the top. You have to teach others and not use knowledge in a selfish way. This is what I've been trying to show YOU by coming here to teach you my experience. But you've dismissed it. And now you're making a thread about me. Laughable. What a pathetic attempt. I really don't deserve so much attention. Don't you have anything better to do?

[kuranes]

( Yes, I was out of character for a moment. )

You're right, teacher! I'm a poor geek mired in his ways. Teach me!!

( OOC again - Hopefully someone can "teach" me some of the "lessons" that Hustler has hoped influenced the forum. Feel free to continue the dialogue. )

[AcidGoethe]

You're right, teacher! I'm a poor geek mired in his ways. Teach me!!


Oh no! I can't tell you the way. You see, you have to find it yourself. I can just show you the direction. To get out of your geekiness you need to:

1) Wait for me to blow
2) Fart
3) Follow scent

This will give you the way.

[meshou]

i like meshou :wub:
(OOC)

*TWITCH, TWITCH, TWITCH*

(/OOC)

[kuranes]

Out of character -

Acid Goethe - Are you saying that you OOC agree with Hustler? You're doing a good job of talking in circles like him! You've certainly learned that much of his lesson.

[Hustler]

Can the world be my oyster too? Pretty please. Right now, all I can see is you and your "pearls" of wisdom. I'm sorry, I showed weakness there. For a second, I let feelings of woe-begottenness wash over me. I will be strong and confident in my INTP status. I am superior, after all.

You begin to understand. In time, the malaise you have come to know as reality will fade into a distant memory as the inevitable validation of your inherent INTP superiority continues to escalate you to new realms of understanding, contentment and joy. Yes, waxwing, the world can be your oyster, too and with it, you shall create your own pearl, a gleaming representation of your own beauty, shining boldly and unrestrained, casting away the confounding and disillusioning darkness of the SJ world.

[Hustler]

i like meshou :wub:

What's not to like?

[euterpenc]

You begin to understand. In time, the malaise you have come to know as reality will fade into a distant memory as the inevitable validation of your inherent INTP superiority continues to escalate you to new realms of understanding, contentment and joy. Yes, waxwing, the world can be your oyster, too and with it, you shall create your own pearl, a gleaming representation of your own beauty, shining boldly and unrestrained, casting away the confounding and disillusioning darkness of the SJ world.

Refer you to the knowledge that fantasy is reality? Once I accepted this I became a hell of a lot happier.

People tend to not like your confidence, or "all knowingness", but why? People, think about it. Why say you are worse then you are? If someone thinks they are great, they must be so, and, if not, they will fall when the true test comes. INTPs (as all types) follow their own path, away from the rest. Thinking that we follow the same one as SJs, or Es, etc. is stupid. We are different. So, accept yourself, and stopping wealing and woeing about it. You're just as capable of living as Es and SJs, it'll just be different. Rejection? All great minds are thought to be insane, so be insane, and enjoy yourselves.

[waxwing]

Refer you to the knowledge that fantasy is reality? Once I accepted this I became a hell of a lot happier.

People tend to not like your confidence, or "all knowingness", but why? People, think about it. Why say you are worse then you are? If someone thinks they are great, they must be so, and, if not, they will fall when the true test comes. INTPs (as all types) follow their own path, away from the rest. Thinking that we follow the same one as SJs, or Es, etc. is stupid. We are different. So, accept yourself, and stopping wealing and woeing about it. You're just as capable of living as Es and SJs, it'll just be different. Rejection? All great minds are thought to be insane, so be insane, and enjoy yourselves.
That's the spirit, zeitgeist. You have joined me on a crusade well worth your investment. The mission? To rid ourselves of any semblence of self-doubt and inferiority. I must warn you as you take this solemn pledge. We will encounter the enemy, but we must be fearless. Think of yourself as your favorite mythological warrior, Achilles, perhaps. Yes, he had an Achilles heel, as do we all, and was seen as a traitor by the common soldier, but if we go down by getting shot in the heel, so be it. Our weaknesses must not prevent us from fighting against the wiles of the devil, who shows traits of being SJ, woe-begotten, and pathetic.

[euterpenc]

That's the spirit, zeitgeist. You have joined me on a crusade well worth your investment. The mission? To rid ourselves of any semblence of self-doubt and inferiority. I must warn you as you take this solemn pledge. We will encounter the enemy, but we must be fearless. Think of yourself as your favorite mythological warrior, Achilles, perhaps. Yes, he had an Achilles heel, as do we all, and was seen as a traitor by the common soldier, but if we go down by getting shot in the heel, so be it. Our weaknesses must not prevent us from fighting against the wiles of the devil, who shows traits of being SJ, woe-begotten, and pathetic.

Hoo-rah! *hits chest*

You've quite tickled my fancy.

I just realized something about the 16 types. All of them aren't in one person. Just the functions. So, that means I'm NOT an SJ in my inner psyche. I just have sensing and feeling in there. Hurrah!

At last, someone to join me on my quest. *secret handshake*

[kruT]

Haha fag0rt.

[indie]

Clearly, my approach is working.

Interpretation:

I have garnered SO much attention from these Lilliputians, I MUST be important in the grand scheme of things; one of these peons started a thread about ME after all. ME!


This meta-thread about me only serves to show that my ideas have penetrated your minds, despite the shells wrought of decades of misery, inaction and denial in which they all reside.

Interpretation:

This is where I use my specially-patented brand of snobbery to show all of you “lowly” INTPs my greater purpose in this universe. My purpose is SO much greater than yours. And I have no respect for any peons who question it.


If only you could turn your enthusiasm into something more productive than making altogether feeble attempts at belittling me (a hopeless prospect, I assure you), then perhaps you could rise above your present-day mediocrity and grasp the greatness which you so richly deserve as INTPs.

Interpretation:

Because this thread IS, after all, about me, eh? Only we omnipotent souls deserve to have such virtual opposition. Apparently I am the only one amongst us that is capable of grasping greatness. Okay, so Hustler is THE only 'great' one. Sucks to be you guys, doesn’t it?


While I hold you all in general disregard at present, I shall nonetheless maintain hope for your futures.

Interpretation:

Um, well. . .I can’t really think of anything else to say about how cool I am at this second, rest assured. I’ll be back.


(comment directed at waxwing) “You are wise beyond your years. It is a shame such an insightful young man is so disillusioned with life. The world is your oyster, my friend.”

Interpretation:

Even though I don’t know you well enough to know that you, waxwing, are a chick, I am in a position to judge you because I have all the answers, and sorry little grain of sand who stands 5 totem-levels below me, I have the “right” to tell you that the world is your oyster. You are the sand, and I am the potential pearl. If only you would embrace me for what I am: your master.


You begin to understand. In time, the malaise you have come to know as reality will fade into a distant memory as the inevitable validation of your inherent INTP superiority continues to escalate you to new realms of understanding, contentment and joy. Yes, waxwing, the world can be your oyster, too and with it, you shall create your own pearl, a gleaming representation of your own beauty, shining boldly and unrestrained, casting away the confounding and disillusioning darkness of the SJ world.

Interpretation:

Dear, dear child. COME to The Master Hustler. I have all the answers, and, in time, they shall be yours. But first you must commit yourself to my ways or you shall forever be resigned to a life of disillusioned misguidedness.

Final interpretation and summary:

I, THE Master Hustler, shall show you what life is all about. Follow me, and you shall become enlightened. Those who dare question me are beyond all hope.

;)

[Serotonin]

I, THE Master Hustler, shall show you what life is all about. Follow me, and you shall become enlightened. Those who dare question me are beyond all hope.

;)

Standing above the crowd,
He had a voice that was strong and loud.
We'll miss him.
Ranting and pointing his finger
At everything but his heart.
We'll miss him.

No way to recall
What it was that you had said to me,
Like I care at all.

So loud.
You sure could yell.
You took a stand on every little thing
And so loud.

Standing above the crowd,
He had a voice so strong and loud and I
Swallowed his facade cuz I'm so
Eager to identify with
Someone above the ground,
Someone who seemed to feel the same,
Someone prepared to lead the way, with
Someone who would die for me.

Will you? Will you now?
Would you die for me?
Don't you fuckin lie.

[Sally]

Standing above the crowd,
He had a voice that was strong and loud.
We'll miss him.
Ranting and pointing his finger
At everything but his heart.
We'll miss him.

No way to recall
What it was that you had said to me,
Like I care at all.

So loud.
You sure could yell.
You took a stand on every little thing
And so loud.

Standing above the crowd,
He had a voice so strong and loud and I
Swallowed his facade cuz I'm so
Eager to identify with
Someone above the ground,
Someone who seemed to feel the same,
Someone prepared to lead the way, with
Someone who would die for me.

Will you? Will you now?
Would you die for me?
Don't you fuckin lie.

:)

[Hustler]

[snip]


Your reading comprehension is among the worst I've ever encountered on the internet. If you're going to spoof me, try to understand what I'm actually saying so that your "translations" can appear somewhat clever and poignant. Failing that, at least try to figure out when I'm addressing waxwing and when I'm addressing zeitgeist before attempting such a laughably shoddy parody of my insightful, witty and altogether enchanting posting style.

[Hustler]

Will you? Will you now?
Would you die for me?
Don't you fuckin lie.

I think I'm going to die if I'm forced to read another post as lame as that one was.

[Sally]

I think I'm going to die if I'm forced to read another post as lame as that one was.

It's like reading an opera in real time. Where is the :applause: emoticon?

[euterpenc]

Why is everyone so intent on bringing Hustler "down"?

Could it be good old fashioned resentiment and insecurity? When he says he'sgreat, you doubt your own strength, and thus try to bring him down, so you're not so weak by comparison.

[SheepDog]

Why is everyone so intent on bringing Hustler "down"?

Could it be good old fashioned resentiment and insecurity? When he says he'sgreat, you doubt your own strength, and thus try to bring him down, so you're not so weak by comparison.
I like your irony.

[euterpenc]

I like your irony.

Thanks.

[Claverhouse]

Watermark's was the funniest.



Claverhouse :ph34r:


Although I disapprove of all this sort of thing. Let the poor guy alone, he too is but a weak foolish mortal, same as the rest of you.

[Zero Angel]

Yeah! Poor Hustler is probably sad, dejected, and crying his eyes out right now.

Where is CC when you need her? *knocks on wood*

[Hustler]

Yeah! Poor Hustler is probably sad, dejected, and crying his eyes out right now.

Some of the posts on this thread almost brought me to tears, but it was because I was laughing so hard when I read them.

[kuranes]

Some of the posts on this thread almost brought me to tears, but it was because I was laughing so hard when I read them.
You do Hustler better than anybody!

[euterpenc]

lol

[Hustler]

You do Hustler better than anybody!

No, seriously, C.J. Woolf's and deviousingly's posts had me laughing out loud.

[Claverhouse]

PLACE-HOLDER FOR CLASSIC STATUS

[Hustler]

PLACE-HOLDER FOR CLASSIC STATUS

Yes, this thread really is a classic. I just read it again tonight, and it is still hilarious.

[Braggi]

place holder for dumpster

[kuranes]

place holder for dumpster

Someone's jealous . . . .

[Tlalocone]

You should like my brilliant mind, which is quite essentially close to Histler or Histerical mustard. Me Histler should rule the hole forum totally with my significant shining crown brilliant mind. Long live me Kaiser Histler

[Sackanaka]

HOORAY!

[Madrigal]

I could pretend to be Hustler, but I wouldn't want to inflate his ego.

[Hustler]

I could pretend to be Hustler, but I wouldn't want to inflate his ego.

I doubt you would do a very good job of impersonating me.

[Madrigal]

I doubt you would do a very good job of impersonating me.
Don't tempt me. My superior impersonation skills would reveal the utter mediocrity of this entire thread. Far from saving it, my post would mark its descent from Classic status into the Dumpster, where it rightfully belongs. You of all people wouldn't want that. Would you?

[Hustler]

Don't tempt me. My superior impersonation skills would reveal the utter mediocrity of this entire thread. Far from saving it, my post would mark its descent from Classic status into the Dumpster, where it rightfully belongs. You of all people wouldn't want that. Would you?

Try as you may, you will find that a classic thread about me is impervious to your pathetic attempts to sabotage it. As it is about me, it is unassailable in its greatness, and no effort on your part will change that fact.

[Last Song]

My mind is a blank... uhh... and I'll smash your face!

[Madrigal]

Try as you may, you will find that a classic thread about me is impervious to your pathetic attempts to sabotage it. As it is about me, it is unassailable in its greatness, and no effort on your part will change that fact.
You misunderstand me. But that was to be expected. My contribution would relegate this sad charade to the oblivion it deserves. Such an act is not one of sabotage, but of Justice.

The greatness of a thread depends wholly on its content, and not on its pathetically derisory aspirations. Just as in the real world, it is ultimately not idealistic intention, but objective results that matter. The results exhibited on this thread were created by the dull and unimaginative masses you so critisize on this board - a group in which I am ironically compelled to include you, as you have been unable to halt the laughable development of this sorry display of 'wit'.

But I harbor no hopes as to your capacity to grasp the distinction between intention and results. I have sadly noted that this is a confusion that plagues the common INTP such as yourself. Only a select few will understand the wisdom I have come to offer. And you have not yet proven to me that you are one of them.

[Hustler]

You misunderstand me. But that was to be expected. My contribution would relegate this sad charade to the oblivion it deserves. Such an act is not one of sabotage, but of Justice.

The greatness of a thread depends wholly on its content, and not on its pathetically derisory aspirations. Just as in the real world, it is ultimately not idealistic intention, but objective results that matter. The results exhibited on this thread were created by the dull and unimaginative masses you so critisize on this board - a group in which I am ironically compelled to include you, as you have been unable to halt the laughable development of this sorry display of 'wit'.

But I harbor no hopes as to your capacity to grasp the distinction between intention and results. I have sadly noted that this is a confusion that plagues the common INTP such as yourself. Only a select few will understand the wisdom I have come to offer. And you have not yet proven to me that you are one of them.

Shit. You win, that was good.

[Madrigal]

Shit. You win, that was good.
Thanks luv.

[Last Song]

Shit. You win, that was good.

That was better.

[Hustler]

That was better.

Shhh.

[MasterMerk]

Hello, I am Hustler

I like to play poker
I like to take walks
Would you like to see pics?

[Blue]

I'm interested in Hustler in the same way I'm interested in Shai gar, Claverhouse, Zedo and some others. I don't really understand what drives them, how much their concealing and what their actually like face to face.





Let's cut to the chase and stop beating around the bush in an abstract manner.


Sorry, no. This is a forum for abstract types. Go to an S forum if you want concrete answers.




Hustler: do you have any specific examples of how a person might find their niche? I guess I could move out into the woods and eat berries. Alternately, I could flip burgers my whole life and take a Stoic approach to happiness - after all, I can always be king of myself (and could spit into others' food).

Wait, both of these preclude having much money. So, do you suggest that we become con artists and criminals? I'm not passing moral judgment (at the moment); I'm just curious if that's what you recommend as our "niche."
Yes, I have specific examples. No, I'm not going to share them with you. The first step to all of this stuff is to realize that you may have to put in a little upfront effort to get where you want. If I tell you what to do and you do it, that's really no better than you settling for a job which sucks. We've been over all of this before, and it remains just as irrelevant now as it was about 15 pages of posts ago.

I think Hustler is so (in)famous because of his displayed confidence, certainty being something few INTPs allow themselves. Unfortunately for Hustler's crediblity he always fails in delivering anything substantial as the evasive behavior in the above quote demonstrates. His presentation on Poker as a means of sustaining joblessness shows that he's not actually against it in principle. Although it seems to me that Hustler is more likely then not lying about his Poker profits. Interestingly enough for the reasons stated above I PMed Hustler on the meaning of life. He declined to comment.

This is the internet, unfounded claims are our most abundant resource.

That being said some base parts of his philosophy are good advice. Creating your own meaning in life, pursuing what makes you happy, not holding yourself to other's standards. Although I'm not comfortable in admiting the grand superiority of INTPs there is advantage to our tendancy for objective analysis of the social and moral obligations impinged on us and greater then average awareness of our own motivations.

Just for fun I entered "Hustler" in googlisms (http://www.googlism.com/index.htm?ism=Hustler&type=1).



hustler is the master of one
hustler is every bit as brilliant as its lofty reputation suggests
hustler is more hardcore than ever
hustler is not without its flaws
hustler is broke
hustler is no playboy
hustler is depicted as tacky at worst
hustler is the household name in adult entertainment


I'm entertained.

+Blue

[last_caress]

But man himself is part of nature and bound by the same laws, on some level he is just another meaningless series of chemical reactions, therefore his meanings are meaningless.

What do you mean?

[Nemesis]

What do you mean?
Can't you just post pictures of yourself naked alreaday? Like, seriously, now?

[DeadDove]

Hustler would never reply to a Last Caress post like that! It was a good try, really...no it wasn't. It was complete crap. Never try to act like Hustler again.

[Sackanaka]

Hustler would never reply to a Last Caress post like that! It was a good try, really...no it wasn't. It was complete crap. Never try to act like Hustler again.
Shut up, you're spreading loser again.

[Shoot!]

I like me.

[Kathara]

You morons can't even begin to fully comprehend the true extent of my greatness.You are as pathetic as this thread!

[Methofelis]

You morons can't even begin to fully comprehend the true extent of my greatness. You are as pathetic as this thread! -- (fixed)

Fail.

[Kathara]

Fail.

Thanks, I should stop typing in the dark.

Obviously, I cant fully understand Hustler, so my little impresonation of him can only be a failure.

[Hustler]

Thanks, I should stop typing in the dark.
FYP

[Kathara]

FYP

Only if you beg.

EV-

[Methofelis]

Thanks, I should stop typing in the dark.

Obviously, I cant fully understand Hustler, so my little impersonation of him can only be a failure. -- fixed

Indeed.

I have no interest in trying to impersonate him. One Hustler is enough, I think.

... As you are experiencing now.

[Shimpei]

This all Hustlerism is sickening. Let's forget the guy for at least one day, please.

[songbird36]

This all Hustlerism is sickening. Let's forget the guy for at least one day, please.

Somehow I'm having trouble imagining these words coming out of his mouth Shimpei ;)

[mgb]

I can't wait for fake apology #6.

[quantumzero]

Hustler lies, he is really ENTJ and using it for evil intent, suffering from INTPness envy.

[Hustler]

Hustler lies, he is really ENTJ and using it for evil intent, suffering from INTPness envy.

I approve of your post rate.

[rhinosaur]

Roleplay is for suckers.

[Nocapszy]

Can everyone help me figure out what Ne and Ni are? I'd rather have people Ti for me than do it myself.

[firch]

Can everyone help me figure out what Ne and Ni are? I'd rather have people Ti for me than do it myself.
Your co-dependent behavioural traits and unwillingness to think indicates that you are clearly not an INTP, nor are willing to grow in that direction and are therefore here by mistake.

Please leave.

[daseinmind]

Your co-dependent behavioural traits and unwillingness to think indicates that you are clearly not an INTP, nor are willing to grow in that direction and are therefore here by mistake.

Please leave.

Or maybe he found it irrelevant* but the opportunity for breadth (not depth) of knowledge still applied to his penis...I mean P-ness...that he was still opened the opportunity of hearing the information someone else had to offer. :)

Or not.

*Paul James reference

[Hustler]

This newest iteration of the "Be Hustler" posts is the worst yet. Are the new people here really this stupid? Or has the entire world lost its sense of humor? I remember back in aught five when people here were actually clever. Not all of them, of course, but at least one here or there would make me smirk. Now I just shake my head at the idiocy being put forth by the fools who can't even muster up the tiniest amount of creativity and wit that it takes to emulate someone on a forum. Pathetic.

[Google Monster]

Dunno bout you guys, but everytime I read one of hustlers post I picture this:

http://www.intpcentral.com/uploads/brain.gif

And hear that voice of Brain too.

[kuranes]

I've always pictured him in my mind as Anthony Zerbe.
http://www.intpcentral.com/uploads/Anthony Zerbe.jpg

[puzzled-observer]

This newest iteration of the "Be Hustler" posts is the worst yet. Are the new people here really this stupid? Or has the entire world lost its sense of humor? I remember back in aught five when people here were actually clever. Not all of them, of course, but at least one here or there would make me smirk. Now I just shake my head at the idiocy being put forth by the fools who can't even muster up the tiniest amount of creativity and wit that it takes to emulate someone on a forum. Pathetic.

And tell me, who made you the all mighty judge of funny in here? Are you somehow more qualified to adjudicate humor than the rest of us? LOL. Surely if you were as smart or as wealthy as me you'd be more capable of understanding the subtlety of the humor. Not that your opinion matters much to anyone. But just for the sake of humoring myself I decided dignify your lackluster attack on the thread with a response.

[Titania]

This should really be split from shortly after Madrigal won the thread and closed for preservation. Hustler was more over the top two years ago, new parodies would have to be subtler, and evidently not everyone can do it.

[firch]

This should really be split from shortly after Madrigal won the thread and closed for preservation. Hustler was more over the top two years ago, new parodies would have to be subtler, and evidently not everyone can do it.
Please post quality and not quantity. The ability to hit the send button many times in the space of the mere two weeks you have been here does not bestow upon you much besides my contempt.

[Titania]

Please post quality and not quantity. The ability to hit the send button many times in the space of the mere two weeks you have been here does not bestow upon you much besides my contempt.Circa 2005:

Your weak attempt to establish your place in the pecking order only betrays your lack of perception. Are you not an INTP? Your failure to embrace your place in society, to realize your innate superiority and work outside its confines, has evidently withered your faculties.

Bow to greatness while you have the chance, or those superior to you will strike you down. Then, perhaps, with time, you may realize your potential.

Aaaand modern day:

Lol @ noob.


And that's how you do it, suckers!

[firch]

New parodies would have to be subtler, your exact words. :stupid:

[Titania]

New parodies would have to be subtler, your exact words. :stupid:{ooc}Yah, and I posted as if I were Hustler.

He wouldn't get along with himself. :p{/ooc}

[Sojourner]

This newest iteration of the "Be Hustler" posts is the worst yet. Are the new people here really this stupid? Or has the entire world lost its sense of humor? I remember back in aught five when people here were actually clever. Not all of them, of course, but at least one here or there would make me smirk. Now I just shake my head at the idiocy being put forth by the fools who can't even muster up the tiniest amount of creativity and wit that it takes to emulate someone on a forum. Pathetic.

I don't care.

[sinnamon]

I'm cooler than the rest of you because I've been here so long, but this place is so lame it is beneath me, and that makes me extra cool because I've been at this lame place longer than the rest of you who weren't cool enough to be at this lame place sooner.

Pay attention to me.

[Hustler]

Circa 2005:

Your weak attempt to establish your place in the pecking order only betrays your lack of perception. Are you not an INTP? Your failure to embrace your place in society, to realize your innate superiority and work outside its confines, has evidently withered your faculties.
I don't think I've ever used the phrase, "withered your faculties."


I'm cooler than the rest of you because I've been here so long, but this place is so lame it is beneath me, and that makes me extra cool because I've been at this lame place longer than the rest of you who weren't cool enough to be at this lame place sooner.

Pay attention to me.

And this is a teacher, ladies and gentlemen. It's no wonder the youth of today are turning out dumber and more poorly educated than ever before. Some want to blame the system, but I think the blame obviously rests on the witless teachers.

[sinnamon]

And this is a teacher, ladies and gentlemen. It's no wonder the youth of today are turning out dumber and more poorly educated than ever before. Some want to blame the system, but I think the blame obviously rests on the witless teachers.

Why? Because I broke down the ridiculous circular reasoning that appears in virtually all your posts and revealed it for what it is?

I'm so sorry... The emporer has no clothes.

[Titania]

I don't think I've ever used the phrase, "withered your faculties."Hey, I'm just doin my best impression of a Emperor Palpatine: Inspirational Speaker like you were back in the day. I might end up with a slightly different take.
I'm so sorry... The emporer has no clothes.hott!!

[Hustler]

Why? Because I broke down the ridiculous circular reasoning that appears in virtually all your posts and revealed it for what it is?
Your arrogance is quite admirable. It takes some real gumption to claim to break down something you couldn't even hope to understand in a hundred of your miserable lifetimes. I don't think you have the intelligence necessary to begin to follow my reasoning or fully understand my posts. I don't see it as a problem, though, because it's not my fault I'm as great as I am and it's not your fault that you... are who you are. That's life.


I'm so sorry... The emporer has no clothes.
Camille is knitting me a new set even as we speak. Thing is, even when the naked truth is presented to you in high definition with resolution bordering on the Planck length itself, you still don't get it.

[Sojourner]

[Dont taik teh bate, sinamon.]

[Hustler]

[Dont taik teh bate, sinamon.]
For someone who "doesn't care," you sure are active in this thread. Maybe with all this pro-Hustler vim you have buit up, you should go start a new tribute thread to me. I'm long overdue for one of those. Who knows, maybe it will even end up in the Classics like several others have. I think it's probably your only chance to land a thread in the Classics section.

[Sojourner]

For someone who "doesn't care," you sure are active in this thread. Maybe with all this pro-Hustler vim you have buit up, you should go start a new tribute thread to me. I'm long overdue for one of those. Who knows, maybe it will even end up in the Classics like several others have. I think it's probably your only chance to land a thread in the Classics section.

...counting this post, that's a total of three replies. I'm so active! :gm:

And if you don't recognize your own catchphrase, then what can I say?

[Hustler]

...counting this post, that's a total of three replies. I'm so active!
Three replies today. If you can get that figure up to 10 posts, then I'll congratulate you on having developed a Hustler obsession. You won't be the first.

[Eli]

I'm so sorry... The emporer has no clothes.

Clothes are for suckers.

[quantumzero]

I approve of your post rate.

...and your point is I should care because this affects me how?

[Nocapszy]

This newest iteration of the "Be Hustler" posts is the worst yet. Are the new people here really this stupid? Or has the entire world lost its sense of humor? I remember back in aught five when people here were actually clever. Not all of them, of course, but at least one here or there would make me smirk. Now I just shake my head at the idiocy being put forth by the fools who can't even muster up the tiniest amount of creativity and wit that it takes to emulate someone on a forum. Pathetic.

Ur pathetic LOL!

[Madrigal]

This newest iteration of the "Be Hustler" posts is the worst yet. Are the new people here really this stupid? Or has the entire world lost its sense of humor? I remember back in aught five when people here were actually clever. Not all of them, of course, but at least one here or there would make me smirk. Now I just shake my head at the idiocy being put forth by the fools who can't even muster up the tiniest amount of creativity and wit that it takes to emulate someone on a forum. Pathetic.

Try the n00b review.

[LongSilence]

You know what this thread shows it's time for- one of the tech boys here to create us our very own 'Hustler-Bot'.

[Lout]

You know what this thread shows it's time for- one of the tech boys here to create us our very own 'Hustler-Bot'.

Actually, I believe that this thread shows us it's time to stop taking what is (for most people, anyway) an aggregation of pixels on our computer screens so seriously.

Honestly, I don't see what makes this particular aggregation any more special than the others on this forum.

[Hustler]

You know what this thread shows it's time for- one of the tech boys here to create us our very own 'Hustler-Bot'.
Would you be as obsessed with the bot as you are with me?


Honestly, I don't see what makes this particular aggregation any more special than the others on this forum.
Stick around, n00b. Eventually you'll understand.

[Lout]

Stick around, n00b. Eventually you'll understand.

Ha! I've read some of your posts and I fail to see any difference in my opinion about you.

Nonetheless, we shall see.

[LongSilence]

Actually, I believe that this thread shows us it's time to stop taking what is (for most people, anyway) an aggregation of pixels on our computer screens so seriously.

Honestly, I don't see what makes this particular aggregation any more special than the others on this forum.

<query: what is target's stated type?> [?INTP: go to dismissal response bank, INTP: <query: is this the target's real type?> [Yes: <query: what is target's post count?> <250: go to dismissal response bank, >250...]

Damn, this might take me a few minutes to make. Who says Hustler is not complicated?

[quantumzero]

Your arrogance is quite admirable. It takes some real gumption to claim to break down something you couldn't even hope to understand in a hundred of your miserable lifetimes. I don't think you have the intelligence necessary to begin to follow my reasoning or fully understand my posts. I don't see it as a problem, though, because it's not my fault I'm as great as I am and it's not your fault that you... are who you are. That's life.


Camille is knitting me a new set even as we speak. Thing is, even when the naked truth is presented to you in high definition with resolution bordering on the Planck length itself, you still don't get it.

Yes...and durring the eons to follow, all Hustlers writtings will be reguarded as sacred scripture and there will be an entire school of thought devoted to cracking the code of his texts...all hail Hustler!!!

[Nocapszy]

Yes...and durring the eons to follow, all Hustlers writtings will be reguarded as sacred scripture and there will be an entire school of thought devoted to cracking the code of his texts...all hail Hustler!!!

You realize sarcasm doesn't work on Jostler right? He's not the type to consider his self aggrandizing might be out of line, and if he were to budge, it wouldn't be by some facetious remark.

All this does is encourage him.

[Delilah]

As much as I appreciate all of your endless fascination with my brilliant insights and rapier wit, there is not a person alive, much less on this forum, who compares to me. I am here to elevate you all to a higher level of reasoning, one in which you may never fully comprehend, but I will none the less attempt to force humanity to appreciate the beauty and intricacies of logical thinking.

You will allfail, and in the end, I will rule you, but never let it be said that I didn't try.

[kuranes]

Your latest attempts to imitate me show no talent, but do indicate an obsequious fascination. I am attempting to elevate the discourse on this board with threads about subjects that would seem whimsical to those who are not in the know. Take my thread about who would win in a fight between Jean Luc Picard and Jesus. Who can explain to me the deeper subtext of this ? If you cannot do so then you have no place on this board, and the day of reckoning is coming when such poseurs will be dealt with. I will "resurrect" my purge threads, and this time it's not just me that's talking.

[EsoteriEccentri]

I've seen several of Hustler's threads linked from other places, in fact I knew about him even before I knew about this forum as people talk about him on other forums. ^^

Who is he?
Is he actually serious?
What has he DONE to make him so famous on here?

[Delilah]

I've seen several of Hustler's threads linked from other places, in fact I knew about him even before I knew about this forum as people talk about him on other forums. ^^

Who is he?
Is he actually serious?
What has he DONE to make him so famous on here?

I would love to explain this to you, but clearly your small mind cannot comprehend the genius that lies within.
Can you cite sources?
I think not.
Come back when you have a valid argument /question non-INTP noob.

[EsoteriEccentri]

I would love to explain this to you, but clearly your small mind cannot comprehend the genius that lies within.
Can you cite sources?
I think not.
Come back when you have a valid argument /question non-INTP noob.

All I wanted to know is why everyone seems to know his name who is a member of MBTIc or INFP.gc
:)
Of course, if you don't want to tell me that's fine. My small mind will just have to figure it out for itself.

[Nocapszy]

I've seen several of Hustler's threads linked from other places, in fact I knew about him even before I knew about this forum as people talk about him on other forums. ^^

Who is he?
Is he actually serious?
What has he DONE to make him so famous on here?

He's a cockmaster. That's all I've been able to deduce based on my interaction with him so far which he would undoubtedly attribute to 'weak Ti' false though that may be.

That's why I haven't tried to write anything reminiscent of his style of bashing/enlightening to his subjective understanding of what enlightenment is.

Jostler doesn't understand that he's the real n00b.

[Night]

I would love to explain this to you, but clearly your small mind cannot comprehend the genius that lies within.
Can you cite sources?
I think not.
Come back when you have a valid argument /question non-INTP noob.


Esoteri, follow this link. (http://forums.intpcentral.com/showthread.php?t=8931)


He's not a bad guy.

[EsoteriEccentri]

Delilah... he likely lacks context (both to the nature of the thread and his subject...).


Esoteri, follow this link. (http://forums.intpcentral.com/showthread.php?t=8931)


He's not a bad guy.

O.O Can I rejoin anonymously as an INTP?
Also, is he actually serious? It's hard to believe he is but you never know ^^
I wouldn't say he was a bad guy, after all it's not my place to judge.
This is INTPcentral after all so I guess non INTPs are sort of like second class citizens.

[Delilah]

Of course neither of you has even the most remote chance of understanding my logic. It is inherent, thanks to your misfortune of being born as one of the lesser types.

I don't look down on you or pity you, oh no, I am a teacher.
You will conform or leave.

Either way, I have succeeded.

[Night]

O.O Can I rejoin anonymously as an INTP?
Also, is he actually serious? It's hard to believe he is but you never know ^^
I wouldn't say he was a bad guy, after all it's not my place to judge.
This is INTPcentral after all so I guess non INTPs are sort of like second class citizens.

My only advice would be to analyze the context behind his words - see his rhetoric for what it is and recognize his contributions as resuscitative gestures intended to occasionally add verve to banality.

He pushes for what he feels is best for this forum.

He writes well and many of his ideas are well thought-out.

Consider him as you would pepper on scrambled eggs. Not everyone enjoys it, but for some, it's the best part of breakfast.

[EsoteriEccentri]

Of course neither of you has even the most remote chance of understanding my logic. It is inherent, thanks to your misfortune of being born as one of the lesser types.

I don't look down on you or pity you, oh no, I am a teacher.
You will conform or leave.

Either way, I have succeeded.
I like to learn =)
Conforming is a different matter, though I suppose it's inevitable in the end.
I might just run back to INFP.gc
But I'll give this thing a go first.

[Delilah]

I like to learn =)
Conforming is a different matter, though I suppose it's inevitable in the end.
I might just run back to INFP.gc
But I'll give this thing a go first.

We appreciate your obvious fascination with the brilliance which is INTP, but you will never understand it INFP. Move along. There is a site for you, this is not it.

*Hi! I'm not Hustler I'm just playing him for thread continuity purposes, he will make you cry F*

[Nocapszy]

My only advice would be to analyze the context behind his words - see his rhetoric for what it is and recognize his contributions as resuscitative gestures intended to occasionally add verve to banality.

He pushes for what he feels is best for this forum.

He writes well and many of his ideas are well thought-out.

Consider him as you would pepper on scrambled eggs. Not everyone enjoys it, but for some, it's the best part of breakfast.

And to think that he incessantly labors to have the INTJs removed, when clearly he's appreciated even by them.

Is this a backdoor attempt to win him over, Night?

[Night]

And to think that he incessantly labors to have the INTJs removed, when clearly he's appreciated even by them.

Is this a backdoor attempt to win him over, Night?

No.

I've nothing to defend.

[Delilah]

.

Is this a backdoor attempt to win him over, Night?

Night is a rational man, and his insights can be appreciated as such. He is lower on my my list than many....like you.

[EsoteriEccentri]

We appreciate your obvious fascination with the brilliance which is INTP, but you will never understand it INFP. Move along. There is a site for you, this is not it.

*Hi! I'm not Hustler I'm just playing him for thread continuity purposes, he will make you cry F*
^^ Oh I didn't know that.
Hullo.
:happpy:

Sorry I'll stop corrupting your thread.
I just wanted to know more about Hustler.
Personally I believe that intelligence is spread equally amongst all the types - just shown in different ways. But there would be no point arguing with him anyhow.

[Nocapszy]

Night is a rational man, Oh believe me I know that.


and his insights can be appreciated as such. He is lower on my my list than many....like you.
Yeah I figured that as well...

[Nocapszy]

No.

I've nothing to defend.

Meaning you don't feel threatened or that you wouldn't be torn apart if you were eliminated?

[Nocapszy]

We should make one of these threads for SolitaryWalker.

[SilentlyHonest]

^^ Oh I didn't know that.
Hullo.
:happpy:

Sorry I'll stop corrupting your thread.
I just wanted to know more about Hustler.

Start Here. (http://forums.intpcentral.com/showthread.php?t=4524)

[Delilah]

^^ Oh I didn't know that.
Hullo.
:happpy:

Sorry I'll stop corrupting your thread.
I just wanted to know more about Hustler.
Personally I believe that intelligence is spread equally amongst all the types - just shown in different ways. But there would be no point arguing with him anyhow.

*FYI This is a "be Hustler "thread, so you will get no sympathy here*

That is precisely what I expected of you, and in so far as expecting intelligence to run across all types equally, you would be wrong. There is only a rare few who can truly divorce emotion and embrace rational thought.
You have failed.

[Hustler]

I might just run back to INFP.gc
Why don't you go ahead and do that. Run back to INFPGC where the soft and broken cowards tremble before Hustler, and whisper his name in fear and awe in their meaningless, unimportant threads about nothing. Run back to that void, that deficient realm of insipid idiocy.


Personally I believe that intelligence is spread equally amongst all the types - just shown in different ways.
It's no surprise that you feel this way, INFP. You lack the cognitive ability to understand your own intellectual inferiority. INFPs are simply dumber than INTPs. You can apply all the illogical, foolhardy ideas you want to the concept of intelligence, but it doesn't change the reality that INFPs, just like the rest of the types, are, taken on the whole, the intellectual inferiors of INTPs.

I hope you never post here again.

[pan_sonic_000]

It's no surprise that you feel this way, INFP. You lack the cognitive ability to understand your own intellectual inferiority. INFPs are simply dumber than INTPs. You can apply all the illogical, foolhardy ideas you want to the concept of intelligence, but it doesn't change the reality that INFPs, just like the rest of the types, are, taken on the whole, the intellectual inferiors of INTPs.



Sure, but at least people like us where it counts: in the real world. Being an internet badass means fuck all - maybe you'll stop being intellectual enough to accrue some wisdom and realize that one day.

While you're conquering the digital world of INTPc and being nerdier-than-thou, we'll be out doing all that other silly stuff. You know, making friends and forming relationships with something other than anonymous avatars and gambling tables. But, hey, to each his own.

[Hustler]

Sure, but at least people like us where it counts: in the real world. Being an internet badass means fuck all - maybe you'll stop being intellectual enough to accrue some wisdom and realize that one day.

While you're conquering the digital world of INTPc and being nerdier-than-thou, we'll be out doing all that other silly stuff. You know, making friends and forming relationships with something other than anonymous avatars and gambling tables. But, hey, to each his own.
Amusing, but ridiculous. I sincerely doubt YOU are out making anything resembling friends. No, you're too busy being one of my most loyal and fervent detractors. I suspect you read a higher percentage of my posts than anyone but LongSilence, who certainly reads and rereads 100&#37; of them. The two of you are like the Architectonic of the new era: clearly my inferiors, clearly unable to understand my pearls of infinite wisdom, and clearly frustrated by my apparently unjustified status and recognition. You think you see through me, or past me, and the others do not but, in truth, you are blinded by your own flagging ego. Even still, I shall grant you a kindness and let you know that I see you there. Yes, I see you, splashing around in my wake, struggling to be heard. Only your words are empty and vain, and no matter how much you try and chip away at my invincible presence and build yourself up through strawmen, assumptions, and lies, you would be far better off if you stopped struggling, stopped trying so hard, and actually started living your own life. And I hope you find fortune in that regard. Until you've reached the point in life where you have mustered enough courage to do that though, you're welcome to continue wallowing in my shadow, and crying your effete words into the ether. I enjoy the hate; it reminds me of my own awesomeness.

[Delilah]

I am truly sadded by the fact that some of you can't even master the art of forum pwn-ing, much less mastering real life pwn-ing. Being an internet badass is just the tip of the iceberg, and yet you still fail, go ahead, give it a shot.......wait......FAIL.

Non INTPs need not apply.

[sinnamon]

I enjoy the hate; it reminds me of my own awesomeness.

Hustler summa summarum

[Vagabond]

the soft and broken cowards tremble before Hustler, and whisper his name in fear and awe
Pfft.

[Hustler]

Pfft.
Shouldn't you be off arguing with Claverhouse? You can find him here (http://www.intpforum.com/). Run along now.

[LongSilence]

Amusing, but ridiculous. I sincerely doubt YOU are out making anything resembling friends. No, you're too busy being one of my most loyal and fervent detractors. I suspect you read a higher percentage of my posts than anyone but LongSilence, who certainly reads and rereads 100% of them. The two of you are like the Architectonic of the new era: clearly my inferiors, clearly unable to understand my pearls of infinite wisdom, and clearly frustrated by my apparently unjustified status and recognition. You think you see through me, or past me, and the others do not but, in truth, you are blinded by your own flagging ego. Even still, I shall grant you a kindness and let you know that I see you there. Yes, I see you, splashing around in my wake, struggling to be heard. Only your words are empty and vain, and no matter how much you try and chip away at my invincible presence and build yourself up through strawmen, assumptions, and lies, you would be far better off if you stopped struggling, stopped trying so hard, and actually started living your own life. And I hope you find fortune in that regard. Until you've reached the point in life where you have mustered enough courage to do that though, you're welcome to continue wallowing in my shadow, and crying your effete words into the ether. I enjoy the hate; it reminds me of my own awesomeness.

I like to think I'm a master of what I do. If only a mere disciple like me could hope to have his own posts read and understood as yours are...

[Hustler]

I like to think I'm a master of what I do.
You're a dedicated hater; I have to give you that much. But, whether you've surpassed Architectonic (he even had hater cronies to sort of team hate with him) or whether you're really ahead of pan_sonic is up in the air. So, I don't know if I can confer master status on you yet. I think you can still improve quite a bit.

[Vagabond]

Shouldn't you be off arguing with Claverhouse? You can find him here (http://www.intpforum.com/). Run along now.
Why? Shaking the delusional back to reality is much more fun. And you call yourself a hater? I repeat: pfft.

[Ferrus]

To have that much self-belief must be quite satisfying.

[Archvile]

You're a dedicated hater; I have to give you that much. But, whether you've surpassed Architectonic (he even had hater cronies to sort of team hate with him) or whether you're really ahead of pan_sonic is up in the air. So, I don't know if I can confer master status on you yet. I think you can still improve quite a bit.

I love your ability to see "the good in every person", haha!
.

[Hustler]

Why? Shaking the delusional back to reality is much more fun.
You've come to the wrong place. I am not deluded into thinking I'm some ordinary nobody; I'm aware of the truth of my awesomeness. I don't need you to remind me of how great I am but, if you insist, I'll let you sing my praises. If you want to keep faking your nonchalance, well, I should point out that your continued presence in this, one of my many tribute threads, for over two years makes a water tight case against you.

[!diom]

I am not deluded into thinking I'm some ordinary nobody; I'm aware of the truth of my awesomeness. I don't need you to remind me of how great I am but, if you insist, I'll let you sing my praises.

Hm, self doubt.

[Latte]

Oooh, self doubt.

If you could get past your assumption that everyone thinks like you, you might have a chance at preventing yourself from expressing your flawed judgment and thus making an utter fool of yourself. You might also realize that letting you sing my praises is my crumbles under the table for you petty minds, which seems in need of worshiping an idol for you to feel sufficiently secure about yourself.

[Vagabond]

You've come to the wrong place. I am not deluded into thinking I'm some ordinary nobody; I'm aware of the truth of my awesomeness. I don't need you to remind me of how great I am but, if you insist, I'll let you sing my praises. If you want to keep faking your nonchalance, well, I should point out that your continued presence in this, one of my many tribute threads, for over two years makes a water tight case against you.
That's your proof of awesomeness? Lol. I won't deny that you are curious goods, definitely fun to pick on to kill time, but aw. I wasn't aware I was contributing to your delusional condition. My apologies.

Disclaimer: Αστειεύομαι, εννοείται - τον δάσκαλο να τον ακούτε. ;)

[Lout]

That's your proof of awesomeness? Lol. I won't deny that you are curious goods, definitely fun to pick on to kill time, but aw. I wasn't aware I was contributing to your delusional condition. My apologies.

Disclaimer: Αστειεύομαι, εννοείται - τον δάσκαλο να τον ακούτε. ;)

*Golf clap* I like you already.

But it seems as though every reply he gets contributes to his condition. The Lernaean Hydra of INTPc, if you will. The more you insult him, the stronger (or perhaps vindictive is a better word) he gets.

[DeannaBelle]

HUSTLER REVEALED!!!!

Okay, I came to this forum to read some threads, but I joined this forum becaue the Hustler needs to be smacked down. And that's what makes him such a great and controversial poster.

SO, I KNOW HIM! I swear. I will tell you the story. I wonder if I am correct...Only he can tell me.

About seven years ago, my friends and I were on AIM. This kid named "Matt" contacted us, and we let him into our chat room. He was from one of the Coastal cities in California.... Or Los Gatos. Anyway, he suddenly started becoming all insulting, and his rhetoric was JUST like the Hustler's. It was very, very tragic. I remember him because I have never seen such extreme (God, what do you call it?) - an extreme display of Evil Napolean Complex in my life. It left such a bad feeling. What the hell kind of parents did he have?

This type of mental conditino was rare...

[DeannaBelle]

Certainly, there can't be two people this crazy in the world!

Whait a minute.... Why do I let myself believe shit like that is the exception and not the rule?

[Lout]

I think this is the first time I actually want to see Hustler's reply.

This is going to be interesting.

[Hustler]

HUSTLER REVEALED!!!!
This must be what it's like to have a blind stalker.

[LongSilence]

What, groping around and following the stink?

[Hustler]

What, groping around and following the stink?
Keep sweating my nuts, guy.

[LongSilence]

Keep sweating my nuts, guy.

I'm not really doing anything there. You just keep running.

[Hustler]

I'm not really doing anything there. You just keep running.
Are you not aware you're obsessed with me? I think the rest of the forum is.

[LongSilence]

Are you aware that you don't matter that much?

[Hustler]

Are you aware that you don't matter that much?
I'm not aware of that, and I don't think you're aware of that either. If I don't matter that much, why do you read every single post I make? Why do you follow me around the forum and base your entire INTPc identity on me? Face it, the only reason you even get noticed around here is because you follow along in my wake.

But, if it makes you feel better to tell me I don't matter, that's fine. Envy's a bitch, or so I hear.

[Shimpei]

What a romantic banter. You two should hook up, guys.

[LongSilence]

It annoys you a lot that you can't find a solid wedge with which to dig into me, doesn't it?

[Hustler]

It annoys you a lot that you can't find a solid wedge with which to dig into me, doesn't it?

DIg into what? Some almost non-existent gnat who flutters around me, obsessing over every last word I write? But, maybe you're right. Why don't you point me in the direction of the "BE LongSilence for a minute" thread and I'll go make some clever comments about you there. Oh wait, there's isn't one. Because nobody cares about you.

[Lout]

The chair! Give him the chair!


:popcorn:

[LongSilence]

DIg into what? Some almost non-existent gnat who flutters around me, obsessing over every last word I write? But, maybe you're right. Why don't you point me in the direction of the "BE LongSilence for a minute" thread and I'll go make some clever comments about you there. Oh wait, there's isn't one. Because nobody cares about you.

haha, but the real point here is- that doesn't bother me: I'm not here to parade myself or my ego. I don't care what colour my username is, how many 'classic' threads are made about me or how much other forum people who have no idea who I am really have no idea who I am. I only 'obsess' / reply to posts where you're being a dick, stupid or simply when I feel so inclined. And funnily enough, if we get all INTPish about it let's actually get rational here. If you want to make a point go all out and actually search through my posts which make a point against you and compare their number and the effort that goes into them with those I make about any other point.

Now, we could always do the same for you and see how many your posts are rehashing the same tired out put-you-down / big-me-up formula, not of course forgetting the whole non-intp / n00b thing. But nah, that'd be pretty boring and irrelevant.

[Hustler]

haha, but the real point here is- that doesn't bother me:
It should bother you that you're obsessed with a guy on an internet forum. Just saying. I wouldn't want to be in your shoes on this one. You can make all the self-righteous excuses you want about why you're obsessed with me but, ultimately, it doesn't really matter; it's still an unhealthy obsession.

[kuranes]

I'm sorry to interrupt, but this is the "Be Hustler" thread; not the "Argue with Hustler" thread. I have posted a new thread for that, to cut down on the "derailing" going on here.

http://forums.intpcentral.com/showthread.php?t=27383

[LongSilence]

Hustler, let's be serious now... am I really the example of Hustler obsession you're gonna rely on here? Is that all the Hustler has? Some guy who's made a few snarky replies to a few of his posts. Don't you have someone who's actually harassed you with pm's or something? Someone who has probably had more of a thing with nemesis and edahn than you? Is that really all you can muster? Or if, on the other hand you're scraping together what you can here because you think your material's been a bit weak or something recently, then feel free to try and do work up what little flames you can in some effort to remind us all just how perceptive and brilliant at putdowns you are.

[Hustler]

I'm sorry to interrupt, but this is the "Be Hustler" thread; not the "Argue with Hustler" thread. I have posted a new thread for that, to cut down on the "derailing" going on here.

http://forums.intpcentral.com/showthread.php?t=27383
Every thread is the "argue with Hustler" thread.

[LongSilence]

I'm sorry to interrupt, but this is the "Be Hustler" thread; not the "Argue with Hustler" thread. I have posted a new thread for that, to cut down on the "derailing" going on here.

http://forums.intpcentral.com/showthread.php?t=27383

Every thread is the argue with Hustler thread.

[puzzled-observer]

oh snap

[Hustler]

Hustler, let's be serious now... am I really the example of Hustler obsession you're gonna rely on here? Is that all the Hustler has? Some guy who's made a few snarky replies to a few of his posts. Don't you have someone who's actually harassed you with pm's or something? Someone who has probably had more of a thing with nemesis and edahn than you? Is that really all you can muster? Or if, on the other hand you're scraping together what you can here because you think your material's been a bit weak or something recently, then feel free to try and do work up what little flames you can in some effort to remind us all just how perceptive and brilliant at putdowns you are.
1. You're not the example, you're but an example.
2. You've read everything I've ever written here, so you should know better than to say my material has been weak lately. My material is never weak. I will grant you that having you as my subject matter hinders my ability to maintain the high level of posting that got you hooked on me in the first place, but I'm confident I'm doing as well as anyone could.

[LongSilence]

1. You're not the example, you're but an example.
2. You've read everything I've ever written here, so you should know better than to say my material has been weak lately. My material is never weak. I will grant you that having you as my subject matter hinders my ability to maintain the high level of posting that got you hooked on me in the first place, but I'm confident I'm doing as well as anyone could.

we know, we know.

[DeannaBelle]

Hey, I forgot about this thread.

Let's talk about me now. Okay? Let's be Deanna.

Let's suppose you want to study archaeological linguistics, but see, you realise that you need a few degrees and first a few G's. Then let's suppose although you love it with your "F" through your "T," your "F" (oh, and "T") thinks that it has no place in real life today (T side's arugement) and no place to help others (INFP side debating). Aside from apologetics and stories for TIME and National Geographic magazines, there's really no need for these subjects.

So, how do we weigh wants against needs? I (at least in my rotten opinion) feel (not think) that Archaeology and Linguistics both have more use on society than, say, an Art History degree or some kind of other crap that is irrelevant to functioning in society. Sure, if I were an aristocrat with time on my hands, I would study whatever the hell I fancied. But there's that practical side to me.... So indecisive, so INF/tP.

[Jennywocky]

What a romantic banter. You two should hook up, guys.

Did this ever happen? With Valentine's Day and all?

[Delilah]

Hey, I forgot about this thread.

Let's talk about me now. Okay? Let's be Deanna.

Let's suppose you want to study archaeological linguistics, but see, you realise that you need a few degrees and first a few G's. Then let's suppose although you love it with your "F" through your "T," your "F" (oh, and "T") thinks that it has no place in real life today (T side's arugement) and no place to help others (INFP side debating). Aside from apologetics and stories for TIME and National Geographic magazines, there's really no need for these subjects.

So, how do we weigh wants against needs? I (at least in my rotten opinion) feel (not think) that Archaeology and Linguistics both have more use on society than, say, an Art History degree or some kind of other crap that is irrelevant to functioning in society. Sure, if I were an aristocrat with time on my hands, I would study whatever the hell I fancied. But there's that practical side to me.... So indecisive, so INF/tP.

No offense but are you some kind of nutjob? Troll? Crackhead?

[Kathara]

Hey, I forgot about this thread.

Let's talk about me now. Okay? Let's be Deanna.

Let's suppose you want to study archaeological linguistics, but see, you realise that you need a few degrees and first a few G's. Then let's suppose although you love it with your "F" through your "T," your "F" (oh, and "T") thinks that it has no place in real life today (T side's arugement) and no place to help others (INFP side debating). Aside from apologetics and stories for TIME and National Geographic magazines, there's really no need for these subjects.

So, how do we weigh wants against needs? I (at least in my rotten opinion) feel (not think) that Archaeology and Linguistics both have more use on society than, say, an Art History degree or some kind of other crap that is irrelevant to functioning in society. Sure, if I were an aristocrat with time on my hands, I would study whatever the hell I fancied. But there's that practical side to me.... So indecisive, so INF/tP.

I skipped over most parts. Archeology and Linguistics? Me like both.;)

[Hustler]

DeannaBelle, you do a terrible Hustler impersonation. Just terrible.

[dubbeltop]

BE "Hustler" for a minute

I wish I was special so f...... special....

[Delilah]

BE "Hustler" for a minute

I wish I was special so f...... special....

Wish in one hand shit in the other..............


*and I just realized in my previous post in this thread I wasn't "being Hustler" I was serious, still waiting on the answer also

[dubbeltop]

Wish in one hand shit in the other..............


*and I just realized in my previous post in this thread I wasn't "being Hustler" I was serious, still waiting on the answer also

and see which one fills up first :highfive:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_bx6B3dBM
(clip from bad santa)

[DeannaBelle]

DeannaBelle, you do a terrible Hustler impersonation. Just terrible.

Okay, then I interpretted this thread differently. I didn't read it as, "Post as the Hustler posts," but as "Get inside the Hustler's mind; walk in his shoes."

Anyway, I did my own thing instead.

I admit, I just don't have the capacity to "Be the Hustler."

I'm just not blessed
with that great finesse
that Hustlerness.