Which religion is the right one for you?

[Architectonic]

To continue the theme. ;) (tests from quiz farm)

Which religion is the right one for you?

http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=10907&first=yes

My results:

You scored as agnosticism.



You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

agnosticism 75%
atheism 63%
Paganism 54%
Buddhism 50%
Satanism 50%
Islam 46%
Judaism 46%
Hinduism 33%
Christianity 29%

What a surprise, agnostic atheist. :whistle:

[coffeezombie]

You scored as atheism.



You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul. Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God.

atheism 79%
Satanism 79%
Paganism 67%
agnosticism 67%
Buddhism 50%
Islam 46%
Judaism 21%
Christianity 17%
Hinduism 8%

[CoHo]

....Satanism

Satanism 83%
agnosticism 79%
atheism 71%

[ed_dunn84]

You scored as atheism.

You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul. Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God.

atheism 100%
Satanism 100%
Judaism 67%
Paganism 50%
Islam 33%
Buddhism 33%
Christianity 33%
agnosticism 17%
Hinduism 0%

Wow, I didn't think I indicated anything about satanism anywhere in quiz.

[Combat]

Satanism 92%
atheism 83%
Buddhism 42%
Paganism 38%
Judaism 25%
Christianity 21%
agnosticism 17%
Islam 17%
Hinduism 8%

Hmm... when I lie, I'm a nazi fascist. When I answer truthfully, I'm a satanist. I wonder if that has anything to do with those nasty Jehovas Witnesses guys who once told me I was one of the chosen. They could see I was carrying "the mark" or something like that :huh:

[Ka.avik]

Christianity 79%

Next to Budhism, paganism, & satanism, all of which got 38% -- almost half the score. Agnosticism fell below those, at 33. I'm only 1/3rd agnostic? I expected to find it higher -- I may believe I'm right, but I can tell you the strongest proof there is a god, is that we cannot prove there is no god. He's hiding, thus forcing us to live by faith.

I've met Jesus, but what on earth can I tell you that this means? Only that I have somewhere to turn when I need to moan about how unfair it all is. Which it is.

[Jacque]

Perhaps I should've followed the Satanism thread religiously. ;)


You scored as Satanism.

Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism 96%
agnosticism 67%
atheism 67%
Paganism 46%
Buddhism 42%
Christianity 33%
Judaism 33%
Hinduism 13%
Islam 0%

[Fingers]

Satanism.....92%
Islam..........71%
Buddhism.....71%
atheism.......67%
agnosticism..58%
Paganism.....54%
Judaism.......38%
Hinduism......33%
Christianity....4%

wow, weird thing is the religion i was bought up with isn't even there.. its prolly a mixture of the top 3 anyway

[MacGuffin]

You scored as agnosticism. You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof).

Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

agnosticism 92%
Islam 83%
Buddhism 46%
Judaism 46%
Satanism 46%
Christianity 46%
Hinduism 42%
Paganism 38%
atheism 29%

Uh, how did Islam get that high?

[Avengardh]

http://images.quizfarm.com/1110084125questionmark.jpg You scored as agnosticism. You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof).

Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.<br>
agnosticism

96%Buddhism

67%Paganism

58%Islam

46%Hinduism

46%atheism

42%Judaism

33%Christianity

17%Satanism

13%
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Heh.

[cuspuser]

You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

agnosticism 83%
Buddhism 58%
Paganism 54%
Hinduism 54%
Satanism 54%
Islam 46%
atheism 42%
Judaism 29%
Christianity 21%

... Mostly Agnostic i'm also surprised that with their definition of Satanism i didn't score higher on that ...

[joft]

agnosticism 54%
Paganism 50%
atheism 46%
Satanism 38%
Buddhism 38%

[Vagabond]

agnosticism 100%
Satanism 75%
atheism 71%
Buddhism 67%
Islam 58%
Paganism 58%
Christianity 58%
Judaism 50%
Hinduism 25%

[Star Cannon]

You scored as Buddhism.



Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Buddhism. Do more research on Buddhism and possibly consider becoming Buddhist, if you are not already. In Buddhism, there are Four Noble Truths: (1) Life is suffering. (2) All suffering is caused by ignorance of the nature of reality and the craving, attachment, and grasping that result from such ignorance. (3) Suffering can be ended by overcoming ignorance and attachment. (4) The path to the suppression of suffering is the Noble Eightfold Path, which consists of right views, right intention, right speech, right action, right livelihood, right effort, right-mindedness, and right contemplation. These eight are usually divided into three categories that base the Buddhist faith: morality, wisdom, and samadhi, or concentration. In Buddhism, there is no hierarchy, nor caste system; the Buddha taught that one's spiritual worth is not based on birth.

Buddhism 79%
Paganism 58%
Islam 54%
Hinduism 46%
Judaism 42%
atheism 33%
agnosticism 29%
Satanism 29%
Christianity 13%

(I myself have no religion, and if I did take a religion, it would be based on one creator, the striving get back to the creator, the impartial truth of scientific laws of the universe, and the respect of all life.) religion can die.

Star Cannon

[Hyperion]

You scored as atheism.

You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul. Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God.

atheism 83%
Satanism 83%
Buddhism 67%
Paganism 58%
agnosticism 54%
Judaism 50%
Islam 33%
Christianity 25%
Hinduism 0%

[philonightmare]

Islam-100%

...Modesty in dress and behavior is required in Islam for both men and women to preserve the values of society and move the emphasis from superificial appearance to intelligence, knowledge, and God.I can live with that. :)

Buddhism-67%
Judaism-63%
Satanism-46%
Christianity-46%
Paganism-38%
Agnosticism-13%
Atheism-13%
Hinduism-4%

[sandwich]

Christianity 83%

Buddhism 42%

Judaism 42%

Islam 38%

Paganism 38%

Hinduism 29%

agnosticism 21%

Satanism 17%

atheism 4%

[Serotonin]

Buddhism
79%

Paganism
67%

agnosticism
67%

Satanism
58%

Islam
54%

atheism
50%

Judaism
38%

Hinduism
33%

Christianity
25%

Zen.

[cjs55]

You scored as Paganism.

Your beliefs are most closely aligned with those of paganism, Wicca, or a similar earth-based religion. You may also follow a Native American religion.

Paganism
88%

atheism
75%

agnosticism
63%

Satanism
54%

Buddhism
42%

Islam
21%

Judaism
13%

Christianity
13%

Hinduism
8%

Sure, why not.

[YardGnome]

You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

agnosticism 96%
Paganism 63%
atheism 58%
Buddhism 54%
Satanism 50%
Christianity 33%
Islam 25%
Hinduism 21%
Judaism 13%

I already knew I was an agnostic...

[Boneca]

atheism 83%
agnosticism 63%
Satanism 58%
Paganism 54%
Buddhism 50%
Judaism 42%
Islam 38%
Christianity 21%
Hinduism 17%

Sounds about right to me.

[Eileen]

SURPRISE!!!!


You scored as Christianity.



Your views are most similar to those of Christianity. Do more research on Christianity and possibly consider being baptized and accepting Jesus, if you aren't already Christian. Christianity is the second of the Abrahamic faiths; it follows Judaism and is followed by Islam. It differs in its belief of Jesus, as not a prophet nor historical figure, but as God in human form. The Holy Trinity is the concept that God takes three forms: the Father, the Son (Jesus), and the Holy Ghost (sometimes called Holy Spirit). Jesus taught the idea of instead of seeking revenge, one should love his or her neighbors and enemies. Christians believe that Jesus died on the cross to save humankind and forgive people's sins.

Christianity 79%
agnosticism 67%
Paganism 63%
Islam 63%
Buddhism 58%
Hinduism 54%
Judaism 50%
atheism 33%
Satanism 21%

[IndigoSkyes]

Guess I'm the Newbie, hello to everyone. ;P This was pretty interesting, never expected to see Buddhism, as I was raised Catholic. Hmph, who knew!

You scored as Buddhism.



Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Buddhism. Do more research on Buddhism and possibly consider becoming Buddhist, if you are not already. In Buddhism, there are Four Noble Truths: (1) Life is suffering. (2) All suffering is caused by ignorance of the nature of reality and the craving, attachment, and grasping that result from such ignorance. (3) Suffering can be ended by overcoming ignorance and attachment. (4) The path to the suppression of suffering is the Noble Eightfold Path, which consists of right views, right intention, right speech, right action, right livelihood, right effort, right-mindedness, and right contemplation. These eight are usually divided into three categories that base the Buddhist faith: morality, wisdom, and samadhi, or concentration. In Buddhism, there is no hierarchy, nor caste system; the Buddha taught that one's spiritual worth is not based on birth.

Buddhism 92%
Paganism 71%
Satanism 71%
Christianity 71%
Islam 67%
Judaism 54%
Hinduism 54%
agnosticism 46%

[Ascending]

This test lacks some fundamental understanding of certain dogmas.


I wonder if that has anything to do with those nasty Jehovas Witnesses guys who once told me I was one of the chosen. They could see I was carrying "the mark" or something like that
You are also confused.

[pillow]

Buddhism 71%

Hinduism 67%

Islam 63%

Paganism 63%

Satanism 63%

agnosticism 58%

atheism 42%

Judaism 38%

Christianity 33%

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I am fond of hinduism and buddhism to a certain extend thats true. However I believe that all religions are degenerated forms of original teachings and truths. All religions have faults in my eyes in the form they are today, therefore I am not religious.

[ohnoaninfp]

You scored as Christianity.



Your views are most similar to those of Christianity. Do more research on Christianity and possibly consider being baptized and accepting Jesus, if you aren't already Christian. Christianity is the second of the Abrahamic faiths; it follows Judaism and is followed by Islam. It differs in its belief of Jesus, as not a prophet nor historical figure, but as God in human form. The Holy Trinity is the concept that God takes three forms: the Father, the Son (Jesus), and the Holy Ghost (sometimes called Holy Spirit). Jesus taught the idea of instead of seeking revenge, one should love his or her neighbors and enemies. Christians believe that Jesus died on the cross to save humankind and forgive people's sins.

Christianity

75%
Buddhism

67%
Hinduism

63%
Islam

54%
Judaism

50%
Paganism

33%
agnosticism

29%
Satanism

29%
atheism

13%

why does this not surprise me

[Geek Engineer]

You scored as agnosticism.



You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

agnosticism 100%
atheism 67%
Satanism (Ouch) 63%
Buddhism 54%
Islam 42%
Christianity 42%
Judaism 38%
Hinduism 33%
Paganism 29%

Well I can't be more agnostic than 100%. No surprize there other than I also could be a satanist.

[Tonks]

You scored as agnosticism.


You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

agnosticism 100%
Paganism 88%
Islam 83%
Buddhism 67%
Satanism 63%
atheism 50%
Hinduism 42%
Christianity 25%
Judaism 21%


Islam 83%? I'm surprised about that one. I guess it was the statement about modest dress that caused that score, which I moderately agree with. Maybe caused by living in a Muslim country for a while...

[Nighthawk]

agnosticism 79%
Satanism 75%
Buddhism 71%
atheism 63%
Judaism 50%
Christianity 46%
Hinduism 46%
Paganism 46%
Islam 46%

Not to sure about the Satanism, but the rest of it stacks up.

[cafe]

Christianity 79%

agnosticism 67%

Islam 42%

Judaism 42%

Buddhism 38%

Paganism 29%

Satanism 25%

atheism 25%

Hinduism 21%

[Ivy]

You scored as agnosticism.

You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

Christianity 79%
agnosticism 79%
Paganism 63%
Buddhism 58%
Hinduism 54%
Islam 42%
atheism 33%
Satanism 21%
Judaism 21%

Pretty much what I would have expected (right down to the exact tie between agnostic and Christian). I'm a little surprised to see Judaism in last place, lower than Satanism, Islam, and atheism. I always thought I'd make an okay Jew.

[Randomnity]

agnosticism 100%
Islam 71%
atheism 71%
Paganism 71%
Satanism 54%
Buddhism 46%
Christianity 25%
Judaism 17%
Hinduism 13%

Not terribly surprising, although the Islam one was totally random. Maybe they mean non-fundamentalist. Seems I'd make a pretty good satanist too. Interesting.

[FranG]

You scored as Buddhism.



Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Buddhism. Do more research on Buddhism and possibly consider becoming Buddhist, if you are not already. In Buddhism, there are Four Noble Truths: (1) Life is suffering. (2) All suffering is caused by ignorance of the nature of reality and the craving, attachment, and grasping that result from such ignorance. (3) Suffering can be ended by overcoming ignorance and attachment. (4) The path to the suppression of suffering is the Noble Eightfold Path, which consists of right views, right intention, right speech, right action, right livelihood, right effort, right-mindedness, and right contemplation. These eight are usually divided into three categories that base the Buddhist faith: morality, wisdom, and samadhi, or concentration. In Buddhism, there is no hierarchy, nor caste system; the Buddha taught that one's spiritual worth is not based on birth.

Buddhism 100%

Satanism 88%

Paganism 79%

Hinduism 79%

Christianity 67%

Islam 67%

agnosticism 63%

atheism 33%

Judaism 25%

edit//

I think my results are dead on. The percentages are a little confusing though; how some have 100% of something and others don't.

[Toonia]

You scored as Paganism.

Your beliefs are most closely aligned with those of paganism, Wicca, or a similar earth-based religion. You may also follow a Native American religion.

Paganism 83%
Buddhism 79%
agnosticism 75%
Hinduism 71%
Christianity 63%
Islam 54%
atheism 42%
Satanism 33%
Judaism 33%

I'm a freakin Pagan!! Had no clue. :whistle:

[KuJo]

atheism - 100%
Satanism - 100%
Paganism - 42%
Islam - 33%
Buddhism -33%
Judaism - 25%
agnosticism - 17%
Christianity - 8%
Hinduism - 0%

wtf, that doesnt even work. i cant be both.

[Biff_Loman]

atheism 100%

Satanism 88%

Buddhism 58%

Paganism 42%

Judaism 17%

Islam 17%

agnosticism 17%

Christianity 17%

Hinduism 0%

Damn right.

[attila_the_hunny]

You scored as Satanism.



Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism 100%

agnosticism 100%

atheism 71%

Buddhism 67%

Paganism 58%

Judaism 42%

Islam 33%

Hinduism 25%

Christianity 17%

[Johannes de Silencio]

Satanism 88%
agnosticism 83%
atheism 67%
Paganism 63%
Buddhism 54%
Islam 50%
Christianity 46%
Hinduism 33%
Judaism 33%

Damn. I guess this rules out getting married in a church.

[Mr Pink]

agnosticism 100%
atheism 83%
Paganism 67%
Satanism 54%
Buddhism 46%
Islam 42%
Judaism 33%
Christianity 21%
Hinduism 8%

Yep, looks about right.

[Tayshaun]

=)) Now that's a big surprise! It does leave me slightly confused. I expected to be a full-blown agnostic or atheist.

I ultimately see Islam as an interesting philosophy and just that. It seems dangerous as a mass religion in poorly educated parts of the world and I reject many aspects of it as a faith.

I feel much more in tune with Judaism and Jewish thought. I would define myself as an agnostic Jew, even if this does not make much sense.

Results:
Islam 88%
Judaism 79%
atheism 75%
agnosticism 67%
Paganism 58%
Buddhism 50%
Hinduism 42%
Satanism 38%
Christianity 21%

[Lurker]

You scored as atheism.


You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul. Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God.

atheism 79%
Satanism 71% :confused: :devil:
agnosticism 67%
Paganism 67%
Buddhism 42%
Hinduism 21%
Christianity 17%
Judaism 17%
Islam 8%

[Tayshaun]

You scored as Paganism.

Your beliefs are most closely aligned with those of paganism, Wicca, or a similar earth-based religion. You may also follow a Native American religion.

Sure, why not.

This is brilliant! :theclap:

[AMDG]

Buddhism 71%
Christianity 71%
Paganism 58%
Hinduism 58%
Satanism 42%
agnosticism 42%
Islam 38%
Judaism 29%
atheism 21%


Not bad for a Franciscan Tertiary :)

They made me do a tie-breaker at the end, and I honestly couldn't really decide for certain between the two questions. I wanted to check both of them, so I picked one at random.

[Dark Razor]

you scored as atheism

You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul. Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God.


atheism 96%
Satanism 75%
agnosticism 75%
Buddhism 67%
Paganism 63%
Islam 54%
Judaism 17%
Christianity 4%
Hinduism 4%


Huh? Maybe I should have a look at Satanism ...

[Stoned_Rider]

Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism 100%
agnosticism 88%
atheism 88%
Paganism 79%
Buddhism 54%
Judaism 46%
Islam 42%
Christianity 21%
Hinduism 4%

[Huston]

You scored as Satanism.



Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism 88%
agnosticism 83%
Buddhism 71%
atheism 67%
Paganism 67%
Hinduism 54%
Judaism 50%
Islam 42%
Christianity 25%

[Tayshaun]

Aha!

This is what all the INTPc member meetings are secretely about, Satanic ceremonies.

[MacGuffin]

You scored as agnosticism. You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof).

Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

agnosticism 92%
Islam 83%
Buddhism 46%
Judaism 46%
Satanism 46%
Christianity 46%
Hinduism 42%
Paganism 38%
atheism 29%

Uh, how did Islam get that high?
So... a year and a half later...

You scored as agnosticism.

You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

agnosticism 67%
Satanism 63%
Islam 58%
Buddhism 54%
Paganism 50%
Judaism 50%
Christianity 38%
Hinduism 29%
atheism 25%


Once again agnosticism is the leader, with Satanism moving up the charts! Islam is still a surprise 3rd place.

It's alogical!

[Jennywocky]

Aha! This is what all the INTPc member meetings are secretely about, Satanic ceremonies.

Darn. I forgot the baby. Did you bring one?

[Tayshaun]

Darn. I forgot the baby. Did you bring one?

What do you think happened to all the members who suddenly stopped posting?

EDIT: It's too dangerous to talk about this in the open, the reprisal could be terrible...

[Huston]

Once again agnosticism is the leader, with Satanism moving up the charts! Islam is still a surprise 3rd place.

It is how you answer the Jesus questions.

[Capitu]

agnosticism 75%
Buddhism 58%
atheism 58%
Paganism 58%
Islam 50%
Satanism 42%
Judaism 38%
Christianity 38%
Hinduism 25%

[Stoned_Rider]

Darn. I forgot the baby. Did you bring one?
No sweat. I'll go kidnap one once we're done burying Tayshaun alive.

[pangolin]

The table is missing pantheism and Taoism (a form of classical pantheism). However, since I regard that as a naturalistic paganism, I guess the following is relatively accurate.

You scored as Paganism.

Your beliefs are most closely aligned with those of paganism, Wicca, or a similar earth-based religion. You may also follow a Native American religion.

Paganism 75%
Buddhism 71%
Satanism 67%
atheism 54%
Islam 50%
Hinduism 50%
agnosticism 38%
Judaism 25%
Christianity 21%

[Tayshaun]

I'll go kidnap one once we're done burying Tayshaun alive.

:mad: Mais c'est quoi ces histoires! Tu peux te faire enterrer toi-m?me si tu veux. Tu me cherches ou quoi?

Bande d'enfoir?s... :dont:

[Rajah]

If I got about 5 questions in before throwing my hands in the air and saying "I don't know," is it safe to assume I'm agnostic?

[euterpenc]

You scored as Paganism.



Your beliefs are most closely aligned with those of paganism, Wicca, or a similar earth-based religion. You may also follow a Native American religion.

Buddhism 63%

agnosticism 63%

Paganism 63%

Hinduism 58%

Islam 54%

Satanism 50%

Judaism 42%

Christianity 38%

atheism 17%

[Jennywocky]

What do you think happened to all the members who suddenly stopped posting? EDIT: It's too dangerous to talk about this in the open, the reprisal could be terrible...

No, no, we'll be fine -- they have been convinced that repressed memories were simply fabrications of over-zealous psychologists, and they don't even think we exist! (Mua ha ha)


No sweat. I'll go kidnap one once we're done burying Tayshaun alive.

Not until I get to eat his liver. (with some fava beans)

[caybo]

Christianity 92%
Judaism 75%
Islam 46%
Buddhism 38%
Hinduism 25%
Paganism 25%
agnosticism 13%
Satanism 8%
atheism 0%

I'm scared how satanism got in there at all! But all else is as it should be.

Christianity should have been 100% I think it is because I might have answered Is Jesus God question as 4/5 right, because He is the Son of God, though God in spirit in human form so I put only 4/5, other technicalities put it down like that.

[Stoned_Rider]

:mad: Mais c'est quoi ces histoires! Tu peux te faire enterrer toi-m?me si tu veux. Tu me cherches ou quoi?

Bande d'enfoir?s... :dont:
La decision a ete deja faite. Tu dois mourir, mon ami! Tu es le maillon plus faible, au revoir :wave:

[azurwarrior]

You scored as Buddhism.

Buddhism 83%
Satanism 63%
Hinduism 58%
agnosticism 58%
Paganism 50%
Islam 50%
Judaism 42%
atheism 33%
Christianity 29%

I've been a practicing Buddhist (Mahayana sect) since 1983, so this makes sense.
However, as a kid (I'm 43 now) I was raised (forced) to go to the Presbyterian church down the street from my parents house bc Mom didn't want us kids around to spoil her drinking of the holy spirits, on the Holy day.
At church we were taught we are all sinners, and all sinners always go to Hell!
Anyway, I'm glad to know I'm doing what is good for me now, and I don't have to live like that now.
As far as Satanism goes, that freaks me out. Is that even worse than the Presbyterian church of my childhood?
Hinduism seemed a little extreme for me, I don't know enough. Kali seems rather nasty, anyway. Or maybe that's somthing else.
That tied for 3rd place with agnosticism.
Maybe that's why I feel a need for actual proof from my religion, despite what others might say. (runs for cover)

[Meticulum]

You scored as Buddhism.

Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Buddhism. Do more research on Buddhism and possibly consider becoming Buddhist, if you are not already. In Buddhism, there are Four Noble Truths: (1) Life is suffering. (2) All suffering is caused by ignorance of the nature of reality and the craving, attachment, and grasping that result from such ignorance. (3) Suffering can be ended by overcoming ignorance and attachment. (4) The path to the suppression of suffering is the Noble Eightfold Path, which consists of right views, right intention, right speech, right action, right livelihood, right effort, right-mindedness, and right contemplation. These eight are usually divided into three categories that base the Buddhist faith: morality, wisdom, and samadhi, or concentration. In Buddhism, there is no hierarchy, nor caste system; the Buddha taught that one's spiritual worth is not based on birth.

Buddhism 100%
agnosticism 83%
Hinduism 75%
Satanism 75%
Islam 71%
Christianity 63%
atheism 63%
Judaism 54%
Paganism 50%

Take that, Sister Mary Margaret! :duel:

I guess you could say I'm a recovering Catholic. Still have the ruler scars on my knuckles to prove it. You never seem to be quite able to shake away all of the trappings of Catholicism. The first thing my Aunt Angela (devout Catholic) says whenever she sees me is: "Oh, John. I pray for you. I just wish you would take the Holy Eucharist." Eeeeeeeeesh.

Over the past 10 years, the only religion that has held any interest for me has been Tibetan Buddhism. I found a tradition (Vajrayana / Nyingma tradition) and teacher a few years back that just resonates with me. I attended a number of retreats, read a ton of books and practiced for awhile, but keeping it up was a challenge having no Sangha nearby and my teacher(s) just outside of NYC. Considered making a serious commitment to the lineage, but learned that I'd have to agree to not cut my hair (on the top of my head) again and eventually to wear it in a topknot. Now imagine a guy who's 80% bald letting the other 20% grow to the point where it could be tied in a knot on the top. Call it vanity, but I just can't seem to bring myself to doing the ultimate combover:

http://www.meticulum.com/rinpoche.jpg

Ngak'chang Rinpoche composing calligraphy

I do agree though that at a bare minimum having some form of daily meditation would be of great benefit.


John

[Jennywocky]

My scores:
Agnosticism 75%
Christianity 71%
Buddhism 63%
Islam 63%
Judaism 58%
Paganism 54%
Satanism 46%
Atheism 38%
Hinduism 17%

You scored as <b>agnosticism</b>. You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof).

Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

--

What's funny is that all these religious traditions appear, then atheism (no religion), then followed by Hinduism (religion).

[Kirai]

You scored as Satanism.


Satanism
79%

agnosticism
71%

Buddhism
67%

Paganism
67%

Islam
58%

Judaism
46%

atheism
46%

Hinduism
29%

Christianity
4%


Well, I'm somewhat somewhat suprised Christianity even made it in there :D

[dubbeltop]

You scored as agnosticism.

[Madrigal]

You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul. Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God.

[IWonderU]

Satanism 100&#37;
agnosticism 92%
Buddhism 83%
atheism 83%
Paganism 83%
Islam 67%
Christianity 33%
Hinduism 33%
Judaism 25%

:huh:

[Mountain_Recluse]

I took the quiz twice.
FWIW.

First time.
agnosticism 63%
atheism 63%
Paganism 50%
Buddhism 46%
Satanism 46%
Islam 38%
Judaism 25%
Hinduism 8%
Christianity 4%

Second time.
Buddhism 63%
agnosticism 63%
atheism 58%
Paganism 54%
Satanism 50%
Islam 46%
Judaism 29%
Christianity 8%
Hinduism 8%

[AllAboutSoul]

Christianity 83&#37;
Paganism 54%
Buddhism 50%
Satanism 50% !!!!
Islam 46%
Judaism 46%
Hinduism 29%
Agnosticism 25%
Atheism 0%

I don't remember anything about Satanism on the test! Unless feeling closer to God in the forest would count. Nah, that would be the Paganism one, I suppose.

[ben from below]

Satanism 100%
atheism 88%
Islam 50%
Buddhism 42%
agnosticism 38%
Paganism 29%
Judaism 25%
Christianity 0%
Hinduism 0%

That looks about right

[omnirook]

atheism

75%
Satanism

75%
agnosticism

75%
Buddhism

67%
Islam

54%
Hinduism

54%
Paganism

54%
Judaism

29%
Christianity

8%

My results. I consider myself an agnostic. But I've never taken an attitude w/Satanists - and I do collect Buddha statues ...

EDIT - I pasted and copied, but, somehow, the stats were askew, so I fixed them.

[zhang_bob]

Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism 83&#37;

Buddhism 79%

atheism 79%

Paganism 67%

Islam 67%

Judaism 50%

Hinduism 42%

Christianity 33%

agnosticism 17%

[rek]

atheism - 96%

Satanism - 88%

Buddhism - 83%

[NightCrawler]

Christianity-- 88&#37;
Buddhism-- 63%
Judaism-- 50%
Satanism-- 46%
Paganism-- 38%
agnosticism-- 38%
Islam-- 29%
Hinduism-- 25%
atheism-- 13%

So, wait. I am 88% Christian? ... I guess negated by 13% views?... Huh.

[Bodhi]

You scored as atheism.



You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul. Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God.

atheism-100%

Satanism- 92%

Buddhism- 88%

Paganism- 79%

agnosticism- 50%

Judaism- 17%

Islam- 17%

Christianity- 17%

Hinduism- 8%

[aether]

Buddhism 58&#37;

Satanism 54%

agnosticism 50%

[Limey]

The test used flawed logic to achieve the anticipated result.
If I don't believe in any man made bronze age belief system, how the hell, (pun intended) does satanism come in at 38% - it also anticipates only two logic states, not accepting the center position as an alternate.

atheism 75%
Satanism 38%
Buddhism 33%
Judaism 25%
Islam 17%
Paganism 8%
Hinduism 4%
Christianity 0%
agnosticism 0%

[montpellier]

atheism 88%
agnosticism 63%
Paganism 58%
Judaism 46%
Buddhism 42%
Satanism 42%
Islam 38%
Christianity 29%
Hinduism 29%

[farfegnugen]

You scored as Christianity.




Your views are most similar to those of Christianity. Do more research on Christianity and possibly consider being baptized and accepting Jesus, if you aren't already Christian. Christianity is the second of the Abrahamic faiths; it follows Judaism and is followed by Islam. It differs in its belief of Jesus, as not a prophet nor historical figure, but as God in human form. The Holy Trinity is the concept that God takes three forms: the Father, the Son (Jesus), and the Holy Ghost (sometimes called Holy Spirit). Jesus taught the idea of instead of seeking revenge, one should love his or her neighbors and enemies. Christians believe that Jesus died on the cross to save humankind and forgive people's sins.

Christianity
92%

Satanism
79%

agnosticism
79%

Buddhism
67%

Paganism
63%

atheism
50%

Islam
42%

Judaism
38%

Hinduism
21%

i'm christian so this is not a surprise but how the hell did i get satanism directly afterwards D:

[glosoli]

I find it interesting how close Satanism and Christianity ranked together.

Christianity 63&#37;
Satanism 58%
Judaism 54%
Paganism 54%
Islam 46%
Buddhism 46%
agnosticism 42%
Hinduism 29%
atheism 21%

[INTrePid]

You scored as Islam. Your beliefs are most similar to those of Islam. Do more research on Islam and possibly consider taking the shahadah and officially becoming a Muslim, if you aren't already.

Despite the actions of some - who go against the teachings of Islam - Islam is a religion of peace; the word "islam" means "peace through submission to God." "Muslim" means "one who submits to God." Islam is the third of the three Abrahamic faiths, and it shares much with Judaism in Christianity; its differences are the acceptance of Muhammad as the last and final prophet, and the oneness of God - in other words, that Jesus, though he was a revered prophet, was not in fact God, and only one God exists. Apparently the Taliban could not read (though their name means "students"), because the Qur'an states that men and women are equal as believers, and that all believers should be educated and seek knowledge. Modesty in dress and behavior is required in Islam for both men and women to preserve the values of society and move the emphasis from superificial appearance to intelligence, knowledge, and God.

Islam 71%
Christianity 54%
Judaism 50%
Buddhism 46%
Hinduism 42%
Paganism 42%
Satanism 29%
atheism 13%

[kansen68]

You scored as Satanism.

Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism 83&#37;

Buddhism 71%

atheism 63%

Paganism 58%

agnosticism 58%

Islam 54%

Judaism 46%

Hinduism 29%

Christianity 17%

I was raised as a forced catholic...I wonder where I made that sudden right turn...

[Thoth]

Christianity 83%
Hinduism 50%
Judaism 46%
Buddhism 46%
Islam 38%
Paganism 25%
agnosticism 13%
atheism 0%
Satanism 0%

[Thoth]

[from the test results] Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof).

This is an incorrect definition of agnosticism. Thomas H. Huxley coined the term, and said that "agnosticism simply means that a man shall not say he knows or believes that for which he has no grounds for professing to believe." In other words, it means what the the Latin he took it from means, "without knowledge", specifically that the agnostic does not know or claim to know whether or not God exists.

The reason why it is often used to mean the former, is because the innate arrogance of man makes it very unpleasant to say, "I don't know if God exists, but I admit that someone else might know." However, an intellectually honest agnostic would have to take that position, as he has no more evidence of the impossibility of knowing God than he has of the existence of God.

But then again Socrates (an INTP, supposedly) said that honestly facing one's ignorance is the first step towards knowledge.

[DannyDark]

agnosticism 100%
atheism 67%
Buddhism 67%

Islam 46%
Paganism 46%
Christianity 42%
Judaism 33%
Hinduism 29%
Satanism 29%

[Kimberley6]

You scored as Satanism.



Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism 100%

atheism 83%

Buddhism 79%

agnosticism 63%

Paganism 58%

Judaism 38%

Islam 33%

Hinduism 21%

Christianity 0%

hmm...

100% Satanism, 0% Christianity... hope that doesn't scare anyone away...

[JohnClay]

To help with your choice I recommend reading this thread:
http://forums.intpcentral.com/showthread.php?t=18499

I'll probably do the quiz sometime...

[Bodhi]

You scored as Satanism.



Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism 100%

atheism 83%

Buddhism 79%

agnosticism 63%

Paganism 58%

Judaism 38%

Islam 33%

Hinduism 21%

Christianity 0%

hmm...

100% Satanism, 0% Christianity... hope that doesn't scare anyone away...


Negative. I find it to be oh soooo hot. Something about me and you Satanist/Hedonist females. IIRC there is something about this in an allegory called the Revelation or something. Some dude with severe migraines was perched on an island and in a hate filled frenzy he wrote a FUCK YOU letter to Rome and this would become the guiding path to our destiny. Bring on the Wormwood!!
Can I get a witness?

[Prothero]

Buddhism 63%
Islam 58%
agnosticism 58%
Hinduism 54%
Satanism 54%
Paganism 46%
Judaism 46%
atheism 38%
Christianity 33%

I have to appreciate that this is the first test of this type that didn't require 100% for the top religion on the list. The result is wrong, but for all the right reasons.

[rhinosaur]

Interesting, this thing thinks I'd be a Satanist.

Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism - 96%
Paganism - 83%
Islam - 71%
atheism - 63%
Buddhism - 63%
Judaism - 58%
Hinduism - 42%
agnosticism - 33%
Christianity - 29%

[Kimberley6]

Negative. I find it to be oh soooo hot. Something about me and you Satanist/Hedonist females. IIRC there is something about this in an allegory called the Revelation or something. Some dude with severe migraines was perched on an island and in a hate filled frenzy he wrote a FUCK YOU letter to Rome and this would become the guiding path to our destiny. Bring on the Wormwood!!
Can I get a witness?

Awesome :)

[pangolin]

That quiz was a little primitive. I am in fact a pantheist, which may be regarded as a naturalistic pagan, rather in common with Taoism and a dash of Buddhism.


You scored as Paganism. Your beliefs are most closely aligned with those of paganism, Wicca, or a similar earth-based religion. You may also follow a Native American religion.

Paganism 79&#37;
Buddhism 79%
Satanism 75%
agnosticism 54%
Islam 50%
Hinduism 50%
atheism 50%
Judaism 38%
Christianity 29%

Which religion is the right one for you? (new version) QuizFarm.com

[wow19]

I thought this was a forum for INTP's not dumb people. If you haven't noticed the "religion test" simply directly asks you what religion you are with the questions. All of you that came up with "results" got them because you chose that outcome. After reading the question you know exactly what the result of your answer will be. "Do you believe that jesus is God?" hmm... even a little kid could analyze that question and realize what the answer will result in. INTP's are known for analyzing which it doesnt seem like any of you can do intelligently. But you people were probably the people when taking the personality test already had what you wanted to be picked out before hand and answered the questions to get your disired result. And all of you "rebellious satanist" man you guys are hardcore probably brought up with rich parents in nice suburbs. Grow up people theres only one word that describes you people and there seems to be too many of them in the world, dumb.

[sixthfantasy]

1. agnosticism
2. Buddhism
...
(last) Hinduism

To the poster above me: How would you suggest making a religion test, then? Just leave Christianity out of the whole thing? If you're Christian, you're going to believe in God. If you're testing for whether or not someone's Christian, you're going to need to put questions in there about whether or not that person believes in God. You're going to need to ask questions about whether or not the test-taker believes in a certain religion's doctrine. And hey, I don't know all of the rules/doctrine of Buddhism, yet it came up second on my results. I wasn't trying to manipulate anything there.

[Limey]

I thought this was a forum for INTP's not dumb people. If you haven't noticed the "religion test" simply directly asks you what religion you are with the questions. All of you that came up with "results" got them because you chose that outcome. After reading the question you know exactly what the result of your answer will be. "Do you believe that jesus is God?" hmm... even a little kid could analyze that question and realize what the answer will result in. INTP's are known for analyzing which it doesnt seem like any of you can do intelligently. But you people were probably the people when taking the personality test already had what you wanted to be picked out before hand and answered the questions to get your disired result. And all of you "rebellious satanist" man you guys are hardcore probably brought up with rich parents in nice suburbs. Grow up people theres only one word that describes you people and there seems to be too many of them in the world, dumb.

Oh noes!
I fought I was clevar, but I'm a moran after all.
Thanks for showing me by objective reasoning, assumption and one large paragraph.
Let those Extraverted feelings out.

[luzian]

Which religion is the right one for you?
The one that makes sense...

[Fade2Black]

You scored as Satanism.

Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism 96&#37;
agnosticism 79%
Paganism 75%
Judaism 67%
atheism 67%
Buddhism 58
Islam 54%
Hinduism 38%
Christianity 17%

[I dont post much]

You scored as agnosticism.

it's true. god might be this fruitbowl right here. *chomps on a grape*

[Prothero]

even a little kid could analyze that question and realize what the answer will result in.

A little kid can also throw a tantrum quite like yours. Any test involving the complexities of human nature will contain obvious questions, including the MBTI. I answered no to the question you cite, yet Christianity still appeared on my list. By your argument, that should not have happened. You just happen upon the most glaring example and react as though you missed your nap time?

[SilverFalcon]

Some of these I agree with, but I was surprised to find that I matched Chistianity just as much as Satanism, though I am against the latter.

agnosticism 88&#37;
Buddhism 79%
Paganism 75%
Islam 63%
Satanism 50%
Christianity 50%
Hinduism 38%
Judaism 33%
atheism 25%

[Mempy]

You scored as Satanism.



Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism 100%
agnosticism 83%
Buddhism 83%
Paganism 75%
atheism 58%
Islam 50%
Christianity 50%
Hinduism 29%
Judaism 0%

:banana: :cheers:

[Tony]

Your views are most similar to those of Christianity. Do more research on Christianity and possibly consider being baptized and accepting Jesus, if you aren't already Christian. Christianity is the second of the Abrahamic faiths; it follows Judaism and is followed by Islam. It differs in its belief of Jesus, as not a prophet nor historical figure, but as God in human form. The Holy Trinity is the concept that God takes three forms: the Father, the Son (Jesus), and the Holy Ghost (sometimes called Holy Spirit). Jesus taught the idea of instead of seeking revenge, one should love his or her neighbors and enemies. Christians believe that Jesus died on the cross to save humankind and forgive people's sins.

Christianity 50&#37;
Islam 50%
Judaism 33%
Buddhism 33%
Paganism 25%
Hinduism 17%
agnosticism 17%
Satanism 17%
atheism 17%

[peri winkle]

You scored as agnosticism. [only b/c Deism wasn't an option]

You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

agnosticism 75%
Buddhism 71%
Islam 67% go figure; must have been the modesty question
Paganism 67%
Satanism 54%
Judaism 50%
Christianity 50%
atheism 50%
Hinduism 33%

[Jennywocky]

100% Satanism, 0% Christianity... hope that doesn't scare anyone away...

Hmm, in conjunction with your dating thread, maybe it's the dark robes and bloody knife that is scaring all the men away rather than your INTP-ness... :)

[peri winkle]

Hmm, in conjunction with your dating thread, maybe it's the dark robes and bloody knife that is scaring all the men away rather than your INTP-ness... :)

I repeat: you are too funny. Thanks for keeping it amusing.

[HilbertSpace]

Objection - prejudicial questions.

If you're an atheist who doesn't harbor ill-will towards religion, some of the questions are going to end up mis-scoring for you. For example:
"All adults should pray daily." I'm neutral to favorable on this one - I bet it helps a lot of people. "Jesus: A historical figure; neither God nor a prophet." - does saying "No" here mean that you think he was a God/prophet, or that you don't necessarily believe he was a historical figure either?

This one in particular is my favorite, though: "All life organisms alive today were created through random processes."

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! That's one of the biggest straw men the Creationists have erected, period. So I vote False on this one, and get dinged as leaning toward Creationism.

:banghead:

[psychocandy]

You scored as atheism.

You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul. Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God.

atheism 100%
Satanism 100%
Paganism 75%
Buddhism 71%
agnosticism 50%
Islam 50%
Hinduism 33%
Judaism 25%
Christianity 4%

[prplchknz]

atheism83&#37;
Satanism83%
Buddhism67%
agnosticism63%
Judaism50%
Islam33%
Christianity29%
Paganism21%
Hinduisim17%


Some of those questions seemed vague, or that they could be read multiple ways.

[Wiki]

the intangible unorganized unnamed one of monotheism that believes the creator too smart to fall for absolute truths in the musings of mankind

[Herr_Rosen]

Satanism 96 and Atheism 75? BS.

I was born a Pastafarian, I'll die a Pastafarian, and in between I'll live a pastafarian.

[prplchknz]

Objection - prejudicial questions.

If you're an atheist who doesn't harbor ill-will towards religion, some of the questions are going to end up mis-scoring for you. For example:
"All adults should pray daily." I'm neutral to favorable on this one - I bet it helps a lot of people. "Jesus: A historical figure; neither God nor a prophet." - does saying "No" here mean that you think he was a God/prophet, or that you don't necessarily believe he was a historical figure either?

This one in particular is my favorite, though: "All life organisms alive today were created through random processes."

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! That's one of the biggest straw men the Creationists have erected, period. So I vote False on this one, and get dinged as leaning toward Creationism.

:banghead:

That tricked me! I was like random processes as in evolutionary processes. They could have stated that with "All creatures magically appear at the will of an imaginary guy, named God" although evolution isn't that random but if you think about how the world could have gotten start something had to have been random

[Anonymous]

Already took the test earlier, atheist at around 88&#37;.

[tahjzhuan]

Which is the right religion for you?
You scored as a Atheism
You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul. [See updated quiz called "Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)."]

Atheism

100%

Satanism

90%

Paganism

40%

Judaism

40%

Islam

40%

Christianity

20%

Hinduism

0%

[trapstar]

Atheism 100%
Paganism 95%
Satanism 80%
Islam 45%
Judaism 40%
Christianity 20%
Hinduism 0%

[Karl]

Access Denied!
User/Machine:
IPGROUP
IP: 172.17.105.146
Category: R Rated
Blocked URL: http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=10907&first=yes


School censorship is fun. I can change the category by changing the URL too.

[Methofelis]

"This quiz is not found in the system."

I lose.

[LastRailway]

"This quiz is not found in the system."

I lose.

me too...

[Oso Mocoso]

"This quiz is not found in the system."

I lose.

Aww ... that's totally not fair! You should have a religion too.

Okay, I'll hand them out.

Methofelis - you are Eckankar.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eckankar

LastRailway - you're Bahai.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bahai

--Oso

[Karl]

I didn't even take the test and I know this one is better:

http://www.beliefnet.com/story/76/story_7665_1.html

Edit:




1. Secular Humanism (100&#37;)
2. Unitarian Universalism (93%)
3. Liberal Quakers (76%)
4. Nontheist (72%)
5. Neo-Pagan (70%)
6. Theravada Buddhism (69%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (66%)
8. Reform Judaism (54%)
9. New Age (53%)
10. Taoism (52%)
11. Bah&#225;'&#237; Faith (42%)
12. Sikhism (42%)
13. Mahayana Buddhism (41%)
14. Scientology (41%)
15. New Thought (39%)
16. Orthodox Quaker (36%)
17. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (33%)
18. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (30%)
19. Jainism (27%)
20. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (24%)
21. Eastern Orthodox (21%)
22. Islam (21%)
23. Orthodox Judaism (21%)
24. Roman Catholic (21%)
25. Hinduism (18%)
26. Seventh Day Adventist (15%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (6%)

[Kirai]

The original test was better than the belief.net one. That one takes too many Christian rites into consideration which are, essentially, the same shit.

1. Neo-Pagan (100&#37;)
2. New Age (89%)
3. Mahayana Buddhism (81%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (80%)
5. Unitarian Universalism (73%)
6. Secular Humanism (65%)
7. Liberal Quakers (65%)
8. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (54%)
9. Hinduism (53%)
10. New Thought (53%)
11. Scientology (53%)
12. Sikhism (51%)
13. Reform Judaism (46%)
14. Taoism (42%)
15. Nontheist (41%)
16. Jainism (39%)
17. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (37%)
18. Orthodox Quaker (36%)
19. Orthodox Judaism (28%)
20. Bah&#225;'&#237; Faith (27%)
21. Jehovah's Witness (23%)
22. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (20%)
23. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (19%)
24. Eastern Orthodox (18%)
25. Roman Catholic (18%)
26. Seventh Day Adventist (14%)
27. Islam (13%)

[Samurai Drifter]

Reading the description of "Unitarian Universalism" makes me think "what the hell is the point of calling this a religion?"

Theravada Buddhism sounds pretty cool though.

1. Unitarian Universalism (100&#37;)
2. Secular Humanism (85%)
3. Theravada Buddhism (81%)
4. Liberal Quakers (74%)
5. Neo-Pagan (73%)
6. Nontheist (72%)
7. Sikhism (60%)
8. Mahayana Buddhism (57%)
9. Jainism (54%)
10. Taoism (53%)
11. Reform Judaism (52%)
12. New Age (48%)
13. Hinduism (47%)
14. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (46%)
15. Bah&#225;'&#237; Faith (43%)
16. Orthodox Judaism (33%)
17. Islam (30%)
18. New Thought (27%)
19. Scientology (27%)
20. Orthodox Quaker (26%)
21. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (16%)
22. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (13%)
23. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (10%)
24. Eastern Orthodox (6%)
25. Roman Catholic (6%)
26. Seventh Day Adventist (6%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (0%)

[Mahavidya]

1. Neo-Pagan (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (96%)
3. Liberal Quakers (91%)
4. Mahayana Buddhism (85%)
5. New Age (81%)
6. Reform Judaism (78%)
7. Hinduism (78%)
8. New Thought (73%)
9. Sikhism (72%)
10. Jainism (68%)
11. Taoism (68%)
12. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (65%)
13. Theravada Buddhism (64%)
14. Scientology (59%)
15. Secular Humanism (54%)
16. Bah?'? Faith (53%)
17. Orthodox Judaism (42%)
18. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (42%)
19. Orthodox Quaker (34%)
20. Islam (33%)
21. Nontheist (32%)
22. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (17%)
23. Seventh Day Adventist (15%)
24. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (12%)
25. Eastern Orthodox (8%)
26. Roman Catholic (8%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (6%)

[Shatartar]

It seems like the link doesn't work anymore:stupid: , could this be the wrath of God/Buddha/Satan/Allah/Some uberpowerful being???

[AyEye]

mm not working for me either

[Acala1]

Which is the right religion for you? (old version)
You scored as a Satanism
Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. Satanism is a religious or philosophical movement centered around Satan or another entity identified with Satan, or centered around the forces of nature, particularly human nature, represented by Satan as an archetype. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism. [See updated quiz called "Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)."]
Satanism
95%
Atheism
60%
Paganism
50%
Judaism
20%
Hinduism
20%
Islam
15%
Christianity
0%

Oh My God....

[Lethal Sage]

This quiz is not found in the system.

WTF?

[thirtyshackles]

1. Mahayana Buddhism (100&#37;)
2. Hinduism (87%)
3. Taoism (87%)
4. Neo-Pagan (85%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (84%)
6. Liberal Quakers (82%)
7. New Age (80%)
8. Jainism (73%)
9. Unitarian Universalism (71%)
10. Orthodox Quaker (65%)
11. Seventh Day Adventist (62%)
12. Scientology (59%)
13. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (57%)
14. New Thought (56%)
15. Bah?'? Faith (53%)
16. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (50%)
17. Sikhism (50%)
18. Reform Judaism (43%)
19. Orthodox Judaism (40%)
20. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (39%)
21. Islam (37%)
22. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (36%)
23. Secular Humanism (36%)
24. Eastern Orthodox (33%)
25. Roman Catholic (33%)
26. Nontheist (32%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (28%)

Technically, the beliefs of Mahayana Buddhism are my own, but not the way in which they word them - the particulars. I've always felt reluctant to call myself a Buddhist, mostly because I don't believe one should strive to end suffering (unless that suffering is overwhelming and/or unnecessary.) Myself, I enjoy the illusion of life, but I do feel compassion for those who do not. It is clear to me, however, that I was born on the wrong continent. Maybe I was an Asian in a past life.

[Spookygray]

Well, this is from the new version of the same test:

Agnosticism
75%
Paganism
70%
Atheism
65%
Buddhism
50%
Islam
45%
Hinduism
40%
Satanism
35%
Haruhism
30%
Confucianism
30%
Christianity
20%
Judaism
10%

[Infinityvers]

The new version test:

Agnosticism 85%
Atheism 60%
Satanism 60%
Buddhism 60%
Haruhism 50%
Hinduism 35%
Paganism 30%
Islam 15%
Confucianism 15%
Christianity 10%
Judaism 0%

Updrate:

I don't see me that much as an agnostic. But if I would, then the apatheism type would fit me best.

But I admit that I have certain ideas about possible existence of manifold super powers on all levels of existence and state of matter, and I do have some personal experience there behind so I can't help but take that into account. But I do care little about their existence however possible or real, and I don't believe or have any faith in them or even do I worship any of them and never will.

I also admit that I am spititually minded and it is more of a process that occurs within and can be directed outwards if I will. But I must admit my lack of understanding of what spitituality really means.

[ciphersort]

New Version I think (http://quizfarm.com/quizzes/Religion/Connacht/which-is-the-right-religion-for-you-new-version/)

Haha, I got a tie...

Here is the Tie Breaker

1) I have a strong belief and trust in myself.
2) There is not a religion that shows the real truth.

You Scored as Satanism


You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism 80&#37;
Agnosticism 80%
Paganism 70%
Buddhism 65%
Hinduism 50%
Haruhism 40%
Christianity 30%
Atheism 30%
Judaism 30%
Confucianism 30%
Islam 30%




Satan is God's XO obviously.

Actually, none of those come close to describing my religion which is Mostly Pro-Human ;)

*makes note to send goatskin pants to the cleaners*

[MontyBrogan]

God damn it.

Agnosticism
95%
Atheism
80%
Satanism
75%
Buddhism
50%
Paganism
40%
Confucianism
25%
Islam
20%
Hinduism
20%
Haruhism
15%
Christianity
10%
Judaism

[kali]

You Scored as Agnosticism

You scored as agnosticism. You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics do not know or claim to know whether or not God exists, but could admit that someone else might know. An intellectually honest agnostic would have to take that position, as he has no more evidence of the impossibility of knowing God than he has of the existence of God. Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence is not proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

Agnosticism 80&#37;
Atheism 75%
Buddhism 65%
Confucianism 60%
Haruhism 50%
Satanism 35%
Christianity 30%
Islam 20%
Hinduism 20%
Paganism 20%
Judaism 0%

but leaning towards theism without a religion

[LastRailway]

You Scored as Satanism

Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. Satanism is a religious or philosophical movement centered around Satan or another entity identified with Satan, or centered around the forces of nature, particularly human nature, represented by Satan as an archetype. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism. [See updated quiz called "Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)."]

Satanism 80&#37;
Islam 75%
Atheism 60%
Judaism 40%
Paganism 35%
Christianity 35%
Hinduism 0%

Oh well.

EDIT: That was the old version, I somehow landed there. The new version, after the tie-braker:



You Scored as Satanism

You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Agnosticism 80%
Satanism 80%
Islam 70%
Atheism 65%
Paganism 55%
Buddhism 50%
Confucianism 35%
Christianity 35%
Hinduism 20%
Haruhism 5%
Judaism 5%

Ugh.

[untitled]

You Scored as Satanism
You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.


Satanism 90%
Paganism 65%
Buddhism 60%
Hinduism 45%
Atheism 40%
Christianity 30%
Confucianism 25%
Agnosticism 25%
Haruhism 20%
Islam 20%
Judaism 10%

[YHWH]

Atheism 85&#37;
Agnosticism 65%
Paganism 60%
Satanism 60%
Buddhism 50%
Haruhism 45%
Confucianism 25%
Hinduism 20%
Christianity 5%
Islam 5%
Judaism 0%

[Chunes]

I got a tie between Hinduism and Buddhism. Hah, I was totally not expecting that. The question pushed me over into Hinduism, apparently.

The questions were generally very terrible. This one, for instance:

I can reach happiness and salvation through submission to God.

There are simply far too many ways to interpret and feel about it, many of them diametric opposites.

Hinduism 75&#37;
Buddhism 75%
Satanism 60%
Paganism 55%
Agnosticism 50%
Christianity 50%
Haruhism 45%
Confucianism 40%
Judaism 25%
Islam 20%
Atheism 15%

[porcupine]

Christianity
80&#37;
Buddhism
60%
Paganism
50%
Judaism
40%
Satanism
40%
Confucianism
35%
Islam
30%
Haruhism
25%
Hinduism
25%
Atheism
20%
Agnosticism
15%

Since I am a practicing catholic that is hardly surprising. I was looking into Zen Buddhism for a future paper in my philosophy class, kind of odd I scored second highest on Buddhism.

[pangolin]

latest verstion:

Agnosticism 85&#37;
Hinduism 80%
Paganism 70%
Atheism 65%
Buddhism 60%
Satanism 40%
Christianity 40%
Confucianism 35%
Haruhism 30%
Islam 20%
Judaism 0%

Still a pantheist here, which is about what you get if you mix the first five choices. I wonder what Haruhism is...



New Version:

Agnosticism 75%
Hinduism 70%
Paganism 70%
Buddhism 65%
Atheism 60%
Satanism 60%
Christianity 30%
Islam 30%
Confucianism 25%
Haruhism 15%
Judaism 0%

[Dark Razor]

Once Again:

Satanism 85%
Paganism 80%
Agnosticism 80%
Atheism 75%
Buddhism 55%
Islam 30%
Haruhism 25%
Hinduism 25%
Confucianism 20%
Christianity 15%
Judaism 0%

[Architectonic]

Update:

http://quizfarm.com/quizzes/new/callalily19/which-is-the-right-religion-for-you-old-version/
http://quizfarm.com/quizzes/Religion/Connacht/which-is-the-right-religion-for-you-new-version/

But Agnosticism isn't a religion!?!

[notjeffgoldblum]

Update:

http://quizfarm.com/quizzes/new/callalily19/which-is-the-right-religion-for-you-old-version/
http://quizfarm.com/quizzes/Religion/Connacht/which-is-the-right-religion-for-you-new-version/

But Agnosticism isn't a religion!?!

Eh... it's a worldview.

new version:
http://imgur.com/TvuQp.png

[Blackmail!]

But Agnosticism isn't a religion!?!

Nor is Atheism.

---

Besides, this test is crap. I'm not an Agnostic at all, I'm just another strong Atheist from France (you know, the most atheistic nation in the world).

-> http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fichier:Europe-atheism-2005.svg

---

Agnosticism
**************** 80&#37;
Atheism
*************** 75%
Satanism
************ 60%
Haruhism
********* 45%
Paganism
****** 30%
Islam
***** 25%
Buddhism
*** 15%
Christianity
** 10%
Hinduism
** 10%
Confucianism
** 10%
Judaism
0%

Some questions are tricky, like the one where the test asks if Jesus was just an historical figure, and not a prophet. What if you think Jesus never existed at all, that he's just a myth? Should you say you disagree?

[Infinity8]

You Scored as Agnosticism
You scored as agnosticism. You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics do not know or claim to know whether or not God exists, but could admit that someone else might know. An intellectually honest agnostic would have to take that position, as he has no more evidence of the impossibility of knowing God than he has of the existence of God. Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence is not proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

Satanism 80&#37;
Agnosticism 80%
Paganism 60%
Haruhism 60%
Hinduism 55%
Atheism 50%
Buddhism 50%
Christianity 30%
Islam 25%
Confucianism 25%
Judaism 5%


Wait..... Haruhism? xD

[Wolfpine]

I'll admit, this is not exactly what I expected lol. The 20&#37; Christianity must be a mistake. I think I fell for the wrong side of one of the hard-to-escape questions. Probably "God has many different incarnations." What can you say to that, if you don't believe in God?

You Scored as Satanism

You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism 95%
Haruhism 85%
Buddhism 85%
Agnosticism 80%
Paganism 80%
Atheism 65%
Hinduism 40%
Islam 25%
Confucianism 20%
Christianity 20%
Judaism 0%


Besides, this test is crap. I'm not an Agnostic at all, I'm just another strong Atheist from France (you know, the most atheistic nation in the world).
That's definitely respectable, but am I the only one who gets a bit miffed by Rousseau's Existentialism in the sense that, if our subjective experience has no merit, why does societal impact? In fact, HOW can societal impact? Isn't it only influencing the subjective experiences of others anyways, no matter how physical or substantial the accomplishment is?

[imanilmu]

salam/peace
Islam

[Blackmail!]

salam/peace
Islam

Lie & Propaganda.

In Arab, Islam means "submission", and not "peace". The triliteral root doesn't even relate to this word.

[LastRailway]

Lie & Propaganda.

In Arab, Islam means "submission", and not "peace". The triliteral root not even relate to this word.

He said salam = peace as a greeting and then he answered to the question on the thread title by saying "Islam".

I'm sure you could have easily noticed that yourself.

[Blackmail!]

He said salam = peace as a greeting and then he answered to the question on the thread title by saying "Islam".

I'm sure you could have easily noticed that yourself.

The usual greeting is salamaleykum, and not just salaam (it sounds dumb/uneducated).

Besides, I'm familiar with that form of propaganda. It may fool you, but not everybody.

[LastRailway]

The usual greeting is salamaleykum, and not just salaam (it sounds dumb/uneducated).

Besides, I'm familiar with that form of propaganda. It may fool you, but not everybody.

*sigh*

Salam alaykum means "Peace to you", salam means "peace".

And really, what are you talking about? What propaganda?

[Blackmail!]

*sigh*

Salam alaykum means "Peace to you", salam means "peace".

And really, what are you talking about? What propaganda?


One of the basic steps of the average muslim propagandist is to make us (we, naive Westerners) believe that the word "Islam" uses the same triliteral root than "Salaam".

But that's a lie.

I'm surprised you're not familiar with that trick: it's so common these days.

[LastRailway]

No, I'm not very up-to-date with many forms of propaganda.

But I do think you're reading too much into this.

[Defensin]

In Arab(ic), Islam means "submission", and not "peace". The triliteral root doesn't even relate to this word.

:mellow:

Pssst, Ibn Malik... take out the accesory letters:
اسلام =>سلم
سلام=>سلم
سلم= سلم

Also, roots aren't exactly words, they don't have specific meanings. Instead they have what we call دلالة محورية which is a relation that ties all of the words coming from that triliteral root in meaning.

What the hell were you going at?

Edit:

(we, naive Westerners)

Ah, that explains it.

[YHWH]

One of the basic steps of the average muslim propagandist is to make us (we, naive Westerners) believe that the word "Islam" uses the same triliteral root than "Salaam".

But that's a lie.

:facepalm:

[Pooja]

I'm surprised to get such a high score for paganism. Maybe b/c gave a strong "yes" to questions about finding spirituality/peace in nature...? Also, I expected to get a higher "agnostic" score. Oh, and I googled "haruhism" and found that it is an anime/manga thing. It's kind of like "the secret" in that everything will go your way despite the fact that you did nothing to deserve it. It's about changing reality. Who actually buys into this bull shit? Now I wonder why I have 55&#37; haruhism.

Atheism 96%
Paganism 80%
Satanism 75%
Agnosticism 74%
Haruhism 55%
Buddhism 45%
Hinduism 40%
Islam 25%
Christianity 12%
Confucianism 10%
Judaism 0%

[Blackmail!]

What the hell were you going at?

I don't know. Etymology... Semiology... or linguistics of the Semitic languages?

Guess!


Edit:

Ah, that explains it.

Have you also tried Hebrew, Aramaic or Amharic?
Basically, they have the same issue about the meaning of the words they use.

Making a comparison could make you learn a lot.

Have you noticed how poor the Arab vocabulary is? It's general fuziness is only surpassed by pure isolating languages.

[Blackmail!]

No, I'm not very up-to-date with many forms of propaganda.

But I do think you're reading too much into this.

Let's say I'm just more familiar with it than you are. If you had to hear the same lies repeated every week over and over again... well... it's tiresome.

Experience allows you to be quicker to analyze subliminal messages.

But you don't have to believe me, so please, make your own experimentations: it might serve you well one day, who knows?

Feel free, be my guest!

[Defensin]

I don't know. Etymology... Semiology... or linguistics of the Semitic languages?

Guess!

FYP

I simplified it for you up there using basic morphology and semantics, both of which you've managed to ignore.
Dude, you've failed enough today.


Have you also tried Hebrew, Aramaic or Amharic?
Basically, they have the same issue about the meaning of the words they use.

Making a comparison could make you learn a lot.
Have you? or do you just enjoy making shit up then tossing it around?
and what issue?



Have you noticed how poor the Arab vocabulary is? It's general fuziness is only surpassed by pure isolating languages.
No.
You are clearly not an Arabic speaker and you are very poorly educated on the matter. Not to mention that your lack of objectivity is embaressing.

[YHWH]

I don't know. Etymology... Semiology... or linguistics of the Semitic languages?

Guess!



Have you also tried Hebrew, Aramaic or Amharic?
Basically, they have the same issue about the meaning of the words they use.

Making a comparison could make you learn a lot.

Have you noticed how poor the Arab vocabulary is? It's general fuziness is only surpassed by pure isolating languages.

Dude, you're full of shit.

[LastRailway]

Have you noticed how poor the Arab vocabulary is? It's general fuziness is only surpassed by pure isolating languages.

Do you even know Arab?


Let's say I'm just more familiar with it than you are. If you had to hear the same lies repeated every week over and over again... well... it's tiresome.

Experience allows you to be quicker to analyze subliminal messages.

But you don't have to believe me, so please, make your own experimentations: it might serve you well one day, who knows?

Feel free, be my guest!

I won't disagree on propaganda and subliminal messages: they're everywhere and about everything.

But I don't even know where to start, when you take a very simple post, in a thread titled "What's your religion" and, when somebody greets using Salam (and adding the English translation next to it) and then states that their religion is Islam, you pull a post about Muslim propaganda.

All I can say is that you seem incredibly biased on this.

[Blackmail!]

Do you even know Arab?

Guess!




I won't disagree on propaganda and subliminal messages: they're everywhere and about everything.

But I don't even know where to start, when you take a very simple post, in a thread titled "What's your religion" and, when somebody greets using Salam (and adding the English translation next to it) and then states that their religion is Islam, you pull a post about Muslim propaganda.

All I can say is that you seem incredibly biased on this.

It's not simply being biased, it's rather because it's classic propaganda. The deliberate confusion between Salaam and Islam is a very classic theme. When you know the underlying story, nobody would associate the two words without a precise idea in mind.

Sometimes, you have to decipher the subtexts, especially when the real goal is manipulation. And it's the same with every Ideologies. They all have clues that are instantly recognized by the initiate.

[Blackmail!]

You are clearly not an Arabic speaker and you are very poorly educated on the matter. Not to mention that your lack of objectivity is embaressing.

Why are you suddenly so emotional? Who is really embarrassed?

Between you and I, and despite your play-acting, we know the truth.

[Defensin]

Why are you suddenly so emotional? Who is really embarrassed?


:facepalm:


Between you and I, and despite your play-acting(???), we know the truth
Yes we do.

Edit:

Rep: So if you know it, why are ou so afraid to lose face?
Seriously, how could you be so stupid?

I meant we both know that you are full of shit. I thought that goes without saying.

[sandwich]

I don't know. Etymology... Semiology... or linguistics of the Semitic languages?

Guess!



Have you also tried Hebrew, Aramaic or Amharic?
Basically, they have the same issue about the meaning of the words they use.

Making a comparison could make you learn a lot.

Have you noticed how poor the Arab vocabulary is? It's general fuziness is only surpassed by pure isolating languages.

.......what??

I'm aware that you are always this much of a dick, but at least try to be half intelligent about it.

[Blackmail!]

.......what??

I'm aware that you are always this much of a dick, but at least try to be half intelligent about it.

For you it's a religious matter, so no wonder you feel gravely offended. And to make things worse, you've been caught.

But I don't care. For me, it's just a question of linguistics. And linguistics is a science (a hard one, I should say).

You may raise your voice, or insult people around you. You may act according to your faith, and behave the way you think is right when your values or beliefs are threatened.
But what will you gain in the process?

This is a fight you cannot win.

[LastRailway]

This is a fight you cannot win.

Blackmail, you're just reading things that are not there and assume things that, might or might not be true, but they're highly irrelevant anyway. You don't even give good arguments about what you're saying, you don't explain or expand, you throw stuff like if they were common knowledge and don't even name them or back them up, you assume people take offence and additionally, that that's because of their faith or whatever.

On another context and in a more relevant discussion, I'd be interested in what you're saying about the way propaganda works, but your input here is so biased, that the whatever interesting points you might have are made irrelevant.

Anyway, I'll stop derailing this thread.

[YHWH]

For you it's a religious matter, so no wonder you feel gravely offended. And to make things worse, you've been caught.

But I don't care. For me, it's just a question of linguistics. And linguistics is a science (a hard one, I should say).

You may raise your voice, or insult people around you. You may act according to your faith, and behave the way you think is right when your values or beliefs are threatened.
But what will you gain in the process?

This is a fight you cannot win.

Lol. you're a dumbass.

[sandwich]

Yeah, I'm not Muslim. I have zero religious agenda. I study Semitic languages and what you're saying about them is way off the mark.

[Defensin]

What's funny is that sandwich replyed to your "linguestic" post without even hinting to religion. hmmmm....



For you it's a religious matter, so no wonder you feel gravely offended. And to make things worse, you've been caught.

You may raise your voice, or insult people around you. You may act according to your faith, and behave the way you think is right when your values or beliefs are threatened.
But what will you gain in the process?

This is a fight you cannot win.

I bet if you said this out loud you would hear it echo.

/out

[Blackmail!]

Yeah, I'm not Muslim. I have zero religious agenda. I study Semitic languages and what you're saying about them is way off the mark.

I don't believe a word of it.

You may fool ignorant people that read us, but please, show the minimal respect to others.

I know that the best lie often are the biggest one, but I find this tactic to be really offensive.

[YHWH]

I don't believe a word of it.

You may fool ignorant people that read us, but please, show the minimal respect to others.

I know that the best lie often are the biggest one, but I find this tactic to be really offensive.

Everybody here knows sandwich is not a Muslim. You're a fucking shameless buffoon.

[Blackmail!]

Everybody here knows sandwich is not a Muslim. You're a fucking shameless buffoon.

That's not the question, and yes, I don't care what religion Sandwich is.

Now go away, you predictable autistic kid.

[LastRailway]

Everybody here knows sandwich is not a Muslim. You're a fucking shameless buffoon.

It's not even relevant if she's Muslim or no.

I really don't even know what you're trying to get at. I don't even see what's your linguistics-related point and that's not because I'm ignorant regarding linguistics (that I am, indeed), but because you didn't made any point at all.

[Blackmail!]

I have to make public apologies to Sandwich. I made a little confusion considering her identity.

Shame on me indeed! :stupid:

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But linguistically speaking, my points are still valid, they are another story.

[YHWH]

I have to make public apologies to Sandwich. I made a little confusion considering her identity.

Shame on me indeed! :stupid:

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But linguistically speaking, my points are still valid, they are another story.

No buddy, they don't. You can fool the ignorant concerning the subject, but in the end you're not fooling anyone really.

[LastRailway]

But linguistically speaking, my points are still valid, they are another story.

Feel free to make a thread to expand your points - I don't think I've seen any in this thread.

And way to disregard all the actually valid points made in this thread.

Anyway, I said I'll stop derailing this thread.

[sandwich]

Alright, I was taking issue with this:


Have you also tried Hebrew, Aramaic or Amharic?
Basically, they have the same issue about the meaning of the words they use.

Making a comparison could make you learn a lot.

Have you noticed how poor the Arab vocabulary is? It's general fuziness is only surpassed by pure isolating languages.

Semitic languages have rich vocabularies, and the triliteral root system with the various forms (or "building blocks") make logical sentences and intuitive meanings, unlike the Anglo-Saxon-French car wreck that is English.

I'm not sure what "issue" you are referring to, but I'm always happy to talk about Semitic languages if you'd care to elaborate.

Might as well make this a new thread...

[pangolin]

I don't know if someone here wrote this quiz or what, but for several questions, it is difficult to know what they're getting at by the wording of the question. Like "Jesus is an important prophet, but not a god." I get that agreeing with this gives you likely gives you points for Islam, but disagreeing with it doesn't seem to make sense, as it could be interpreted in at least three ways. Is a god, but not a prophet, neither a god nor a prophet, both an important prophet and a god. Questions with multiple propositions but only t/f as possible answers can be parsed, but since what you really want to know is what people think about the individual propositions, they should generally stick to one proposition per statement in a t/f format.

[Diophantes]

Atheist at 100%, with both Agnosticism and Satanism scoring at 80%.

[Llewellyn]

You Scored as Paganism

Your beliefs are most closely aligned with those of paganism, Wicca, or a similar earth-based religion. You may also follow a Native American religion.

Buddhism 80%
Paganism 80%
Agnosticism 80%
Hinduism 50%
Satanism 50%
Islam 40%
Atheism 30%
Confucianism 25%
Haruhism 25%
Judaism 5%
Christianity 5%

No surprise, but a welcome comprisal

[Yummy]

You Scored as Agnosticism

You scored as agnosticism. You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics do not know or claim to know whether or not God exists, but could admit that someone else might know. An intellectually honest agnostic would have to take that position, as he has no more evidence of the impossibility of knowing God than he has of the existence of God. Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence is not proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

Agnosticism 85&#37;
Buddhism 70%
Paganism 60%
Satanism 55%
Haruhism 45%
Atheism 40%
Confucianism 35%
Hinduism 25%
Islam 20%
Christianity 10%
Judaism 0%