death for life

[fishbait]

if you could kill someone and the remainder of thier life was added onto yours...
1.how would you do it?
2. how many extra years would you want to live?
3.how would you avoid getting caught?

have fun and be creative!

fishbait XD

ps: feel free to move this if this isn't in the right section

[LastRailway]

Get them drunk, walk them to their car, have them drink a really strong hypnotic (if a total anaesthesia is handy, even better), take their coat to make disappear fingerprints, turn the engine over, release the parking brake, shift to the first gear and then, with another car ready to go, push them from behind for long enough to cause an accident.

They're intoxicated/anaesthesised, so its painless, and it's hopefully going to be considered a result of drinking and driving.

Anyone wants to join me for drinks tonight (under 30 in good health preferred)?

[JamesGold]

Get hired as a doctor for an abortion clinic and live forever.

[Tenderfoot]

I would volunteer to operate the guillotine when the next revolution arrives.

[euterpenc]

Use them as a suicide bomber against the government. My aim ends there.

[Ptah]

1. Put razor to wrist.
2. However many years I'd otherwise have left.
3. Lock the bathroom door, bring lots of towels.

[kali]

lol fuck no would never ever do it

[ahankaran]

1.how would you do it?
4 easy steps:
1-taser them
2-cuff them
3-gag them
4-suffocate by method of choice



2. how many extra years would you want to live?

2, because its my lucky number


3.how would you avoid getting caught?
Dissolve the body in either hydrofluoric acid or sodium hydroxide mixed with water. I will then crush the remaining bones in a bag and throw it in the acid again. Whatever is still leftover I will dry and crush to a powder. I would then dispose the powdered bones somewhere where it cannot be traced back to me or throw back in to the acid.

[starjots]

The trade is certainly not 1:1, but this is called eating*.

*okay, not 100% of all foods
** where is this footnote referenced from?

[Jenaphor]

Additional life is less of a draw than the killing part. Some need to be put down.

[JazzTulip]

Additional life is less of a draw than the killing part. Some need to be put down.

Like who? That's a bit sick. You 'put down' an injured or sick animal to save the poor thing its suffering, who are you suggesting we kill?

[Tenderfoot]

^^ Well, that's what Obama did to Osama, if the state media can be believed.

[Jenaphor]

Like who? That's a bit sick. You 'put down' an injured or sick animal to save the poor thing its suffering, who are you suggesting we kill?Me? Suggest anything to the INTP conscious? Do I appear suicidal?

[zago]

Get hired as a doctor for an abortion clinic and live forever.

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[stuck]

Get hired as a doctor for an abortion clinic and live forever.


The trade is certainly not 1:1, but this is called eating*.


teaspoon of salmon roe, once a decade

er, fishbait

[ahankaran]

I thought of a few more cunning and simpler ways to accomplish this

1) Volunteer at an old age home, find a sickly weak old timer who looks likely to pack up soon, push them down the stairs or trip them making sure they fall head first.
2) Go to a popular suicide spot, find a person who is still deliberating about whether or not to jump, help them make the right decision.

[Skinart]

I think we need a wee bit more definition on the killing side. If I give people bad information that leads to their death, even if it takes a really long time, does it still count as killing? Or do I have to be an active agent of the death. Also, does the killing have to be deliberate, or can I get credit for the kills riding the Ambien walrus?

Side Note: How terrifying a concept is a hit-man taking Ambien?

[Stigmata]

if you could kill someone and the remainder of thier life was added onto yours...
1.how would you do it?
2. how many extra years would you want to live?
3.how would you avoid getting caught?

have fun and be creative!

fishbait XD

ps: feel free to move this if this isn't in the right section

1) Put them through a series grueling physical and psychological tests of will, similar to those types Saw series. In the even they pass them all, I'll just tie them up, put them in the middle of dense corn field, and run them over with an industrial sized tractor.

2) As many as a corpse mutilated via tractor blades would yield.

3) Move to Laos and change my name last name.