Skype redux

[Ferrus]

This Friday coming, does anyone want a skyping session from here?

[Ptah]

*lurks*

[Ferrus]

I'm just suggesting it now as hopefully the rancour from the Great Moderator-Skype War of November 2010 has died down to the level where I could -partake in this again.

[mxmxmx]

Sure, I'd sit awkwardly in silence while trying to figure out who everyone is if I were added to a group call.

[Ferrus]

Sure, I'd sit awkwardly in silence while trying to figure out who everyone is if I were added to a group call.
My voice is pretty distinctive. So is Ptah's.

[Ptah]

So is Ptah's.

Hardly. You're the one with the accent, remember.

[Ferrus]

Hardly. You're the one with the accent, remember.
Android is an accent you know. ;)

[mxmxmx]

So Ptah will be the one sounding like a vengeance demon feeding on the souls of Apple users, and Ferrus will be?

[Hermione]

The very British regal version of the same.

[Ferrus]

The very British regal version of the same.
DJM and myself both got votes for 'most regal', which just goes to show how well Americans can pick up class-distinctions from British accents.

[Hermione]

Are you calling the deej a Brummie?

[Ferrus]

Are you calling the deej a Brummie?
This is a well attested fact.

[Hermione]

Facts are meaningless. They can be used to prove anything. And now back to Skype on Wheels. The ala carte version of Intpcentral...

[god and friends]

I want to, but I have no cam, or mic, or confidence :(

[MoneyJungle]

DJM and myself both got votes for 'most regal', which just goes to show how well Americans can pick up class-distinctions from British accents.

I just assumed that since neither of you are Cockney chimney sweeps you must be dukes or at least earls.

[helium]

I might listen and type responses. I'm unlikely to speak, though. I probably wouldn't pull out my headset.

[gator]

I'll play, if other more pressing plans don't intervene. Not sure if Europeans will be up by the time I'm home from work though.

[C.J.Woolf]

I just assumed that since neither of you are Cockney chimney sweeps you must be dukes or at least earls.

I learned from Mary Poppins that Cockney chimney sweeps are actually Americans faking the accent.

[Madrigal]

I'll try. I really wanna.

[gator]

I'll try. I really wanna.

:banana::wub: :smooch:

[Ptah]

*primes a/v setup*

[teleforce]

i'll try to be there.

[djm]

DJM and myself both got votes for 'most regal', which just goes to show how well Americans can pick up class-distinctions from British accents.

In the land of the blind and all that.


I just assumed that since neither of you are Cockney chimney sweeps you must be dukes or at least earls.

I would never accept an aristocracy that I wasn't at the top of, I don't do subservient.


My voice is pretty distinctive. So is Ptah's.

Yes and I don't think I could easily be confused with anyone else here.

[HoneyCyclical]

I may play.


and Ferrus will be? Tim Roth.

[bass_n_treble]

No thanks. I don't want anyone knowing I'm actually nice and I smile.

[Dr. Haight]

I'M SO EXCITED!

[Stigmata]

Friday??

http://i39.tinypic.com/2n03ngw.gif

[7thMidget]

You don't want to hear my accent. Well, you don't want to hear me at all. But I'll spy, mmm.

[Polemarch]

I'll be around. I have Skype Premium, so video (for those who choose to turn it on) should be a possibility.

[Madrigal]

I had to look all over for this thread.

[MoneyJungle]

I'll be around in seven or eight hours.

[sandwich]

I might be around in about ten hours if not terribly hung over. What's the usual GMT time of these things and who does the invites?

[Polemarch]

Not sure if someone else is already organizing things, but if not, feel free to PM me your skype ID and I will add you to the room we used last time there was a substantial call/vid.

(EDIT: As always, turning on your cam is optional but encouraged. I strongly recommend you take the three minutes to update your Skype to the newest version prior to the call; older versions sometimes interfere with the A/V working properly.)

[djm]

I'll be around for the next 3-4 hours if anyone is about, but will have fallen asleep by the time most of you new worlders turn up.

[Polemarch]

Anyone else can PM me (if you haven't already) - I will add you to the room I set up when I get home in about 30 minutes.

[HoneyCyclical]

My skype ID is the same as my username here.
Honey Cyclical.

[Ptah]

Mine is availalbe through my profile/etc here. Although I won't be available until later tonight sometime....

[Madrigal]

I'm not too sure when I'm logging in but certainly at some point, and I'll try to be on when everyone else is... Fun! Won't be drinking beer or smoking this time though.

Well, maybe just white wine.

Also, my bf might be in the background but we can just ignore his presence.

[Stigmata]

The Skype gods demand more sacrifices.

[Rincon]

So is this happening, or what?

[Polemarch]

YYEEESSSS PM me your skype id

[HoneyCyclical]

My laptop is on the fritz. Logged me out and I can't log back on currently. Have fun, folks.

[Polemarch]

When you get home, I expect drunkness and violence.

[attila_the_hunny]

I would, but I'm on a Mac.

[Polemarch]

I would, but I'm on a Mac.

Skype works on a Mac - ask gator, she has it figured out... Some kind of plugin or something.

[HoneyCyclical]

When you get home, I expect drunkness and violence.

No can do. Gotta work a double tomorrow.

[attila_the_hunny]

Skype works on a Mac - ask gator, she has it figured out... Some kind of plugin or something.

I've skyped before. I was being a smart ass. :D

[Polemarch]

I've skyped before. I was being a smart ass. :D

<frownyface>

[Rincon]

I've skyped before. I was being a smart ass. :D

DO IT. DO IT NOW.

[Works]

Don't give in Attila.

[attila_the_hunny]

I'm too tired of socialize. I already went to a birthday party today.

[gator]

Don't give in Attila.

That's right - solidarity!

[MacGuffin]

Yo.

[teleforce]

if somebody can add me to the active chat, that'd be cool. thanks.

[Polemarch]

Maddie. What. The. Fuck.

[1104]

U6MlaIe1ljs

[MoneyJungle]

Making an ass of myself. You missed it. Those present can testify to my ass claims.

[djm]

Making an ass of myself. You missed it. Those present can testify to my ass claims.

Missed that. That is the problem with being a Brit, by the time you lot get going I have long since fallen asleep.

edit. I suppose I should have said it was the problem with others not all being Brits. Bit unpatriotic the other way.

[HoneyCyclical]

Making an ass of myself. You missed it. Those present can testify to my ass claims.

I missed MJ? Noooo

[Madrigal]

Maddie. What. The. Fuck.

Nooooooooooooooooooooo. :(

I finished work at 10 pm with a migraine, lay down and took a painkiller. It put me to sleep. Til midday.

Arrgh! Was it fun? Can we do this again?

:ph34r:

[MacGuffin]

It was fun!

Though I had to wait till my father-in-law went to bed and switched off Leno till I could talk.

[Ptah]

I learned that I need a new camera. So for that, it was a valuable experience.

[gator]

It was fun until my router died.

[stuck]

pregnant silences were cultivated like pumpkins, u need that

[Polemarch]

I just woke up. Did everyone put their pants back on yet?

[Anonymous]

Nooooooooooooooooooooo. :(

I finished work at 10 pm with a migraine, lay down and took a painkiller. It put me to sleep. Til midday.

Arrgh! Was it fun? Can we do this again?

:ph34r:

Nah you didn't miss anything; I wasn't there cause Polemarch kicked me out.

[Polemarch]

Aww shucks. I didn't kick you out homey.

The Skype chat only permits video to work when there were 10 or less people in the call, so when people fell off for whatever reason, I removed them from the room so we could add people who were online. Next time, if that happens, just send me a message that you are back online and want to rejoin the call, and I will gladly add you back in.

[Anonymous]

Aww shucks. I didn't kick you out homey.

The Skype chat only permits video to work when there were 10 or less people in the call, so when people fell off for whatever reason, I removed them from the room so we could add people who were online. Next time, if that happens, just send me a message that you are back online and want to rejoin the call, and I will gladly add you back in.

Oh, haha. It was when everyone was talking shit about some forum member, and I'd spaced out and didn't know who it was. I asked if they were talking about you, and then I got dropped. :p (I didn't mind, I wasn't really participating)

[Polemarch]

Oh, haha. It was when everyone was talking shit about some forum member, and I'd spaced out and didn't know who it was. I asked if they were talking about you, and then I got dropped. :p (I didn't mind, I wasn't really participating)

LOL. I remember that and I know who they were talking about. But no, sounds incidental. Next time just ping me and I'll add you right back in.

[HoneyCyclical]

I just woke up. Did everyone put their pants back on yet?

No, we're all wearing a girdle with a slit in the crotch.

[mxmxmx]

Ptah too?

[HoneyCyclical]

He has two. One is decorated with an iron-on transformers patch.

[Ptah]

He has two. One is decorated with an iron-on transformers Decepticon patch.

FYP.

[gator]

djm - is this the book you were talking about?

http://www.justcraftyenough.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/z9781584799702-446x500.jpg

[djm]

djm - is this the book you were talking about?

Had a different cover, but is same book methinks. I took a photo of it so I would remember.

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-OSSqpWHvuG4/TxK3G7hlWWI/AAAAAAAAEdI/oJeK0O7jqZk/s512/IMG_0835.jpg

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-_3j8UYCTRFw/TxK3NVZ_y7I/AAAAAAAAEdQ/ICjqdLgUgb8/s640/IMG_0836.jpg

Thinking of getting my daughter a copy actually, she does knitting club at school.

[sandwich]

That is such a cool book. If you're looking for other knitting books, all my friends who do that shit highly recommend the "Stitch and Bitch" series.

[gator]

Looks like the same book. I wonder why they felt that they needed to clutter up the cover for the American market.

[Ferrus]

It was fun!

Though I had to wait till my father-in-law went to bed and switched off Leno till I could talk.
I fell asleep before that happen, IIRC.

[Ptah]

I declare there needs to be another Skype meetup soon, perhaps even this weekend.

[Polemarch]

Skype is happening tonight. PM me your username (if I don't already have it) if you'd like to be added. Some of the old fucks may be there, so it could be a good one.

[Ptah]

Awesome, although I may have a Tarot reading at some point, otherwise I'm in.

[Madrigal]

Skype is happening tonight. PM me your username (if I don't already have it) if you'd like to be added. Some of the old fucks may be there, so it could be a good one.

<_<

I might have to leave before it's even started, but I'll check if there's anyone around.

[Polemarch]

I might have to leave before it's even started, but I'll check if there's anyone around.

You really let us down last time, don't repeat it.

[Madrigal]

You really let us down last time, don't repeat it.
LOL I have to go to work, but I'll see if there's anyone around before that.

[Polemarch]

We've constructed the largest INTPc Skype chat room ever. There are currently 40 members. All you must do is log on.

Planning to start voice chat around 7PM CST / 8PM EST / 1AM England / whenever wherever else.

PM me to join if you aren't already in the chat room.

[Polemarch]

Call will be starting shortly. There is a limit of 24 people for voice chat to work, so I will be culling out some people who aren't online, or not anticipated to make it. PM me if you want to be added in, or added back.

[MacGuffin]

<_<

I might have to leave before it's even started, but I'll check if there's anyone around.

Lame!

[Polemarch]

Update: Great call so far. So far, horsecock snuggie is winning, with silent judging hatred close behind. Returns are still coming in.

[Ptah]

You're welcome (as he who put the cherry on the horsecock craftsmanship cake by coining "horsecock snuggie")

[MacGuffin]

EVERYONE IS SUCKING EVERYONE'S DICK

[Rhu]

POUP. 2 TEH EXTREEM.

[teleforce]

it was fun talking to you guys. :D

[attila_the_hunny]

You guys turned my e-peen into a crying snail.

[Madrigal]

attila was there?! Arrgh!

If we do this again on Friday, I can actually stay on.

LOVE mxmxmx's voice. :wub:

[attila_the_hunny]

LOVE mxmxmx's voice. :wub:

My lady parts tingled every time she spoke.

[stuck]

rhu did a lot of work in there last night

[MacGuffin]

I managed to swallow any vomit that came up last night.

[Rincon]

It went that well, huh?

[HoneyCyclical]

I hope toward the end I fulfilled the role requested of me.

[Polemarch]

I hope toward the end I fulfilled the role requested of me.

Next time, more drunk nonsensical yelling, less contrived yelling.

[mxmxmx]

Impressions from the last call:

Madrigal displays the duality of the comic book hero: quiet & unassuming versus Woman on a Mission and with a Cause.

Attila is Lauren Bacall's characters reincarnated Rated X for language, sex and violence.

Rhu is some guy whose posts I would have probably enjoyed had I been around during his active forum days.

The wife of Ptah taught us about the act of soaking.

Ptah's horsecock snuggie.

Teleforce: I believe in dog farts.

[attila_the_hunny]

Impressions from the last call:

Madrigal displays the duality of the comic book hero: quiet & unassuming versus Woman on a Mission and with a Cause.

Attila is Lauren Bacall's characters reincarnated Rated X for language, sex and violence.

Rhu is some guy whose posts I would have probably enjoyed had I been around during his active forum days.

The wife of Ptah taught us about the act of soaking.

Ptah's horsecock snuggie.

Teleforce: I believe in dog farts.

Awesome, I just got a new signature.

[Polemarch]

It's Friday night!

I'd like to say that our last Skype call was like this:

Last Friday Night

But it was actually a lot more like this:

Ladies Night - The Feeling's Right

If you missed this last time, you really missed out on a lot of conversations regarding horsecock.

Don't make the same mistake twice.

Things should get started in about a half hour. Or later. Or whenever the fuck.

PM me if you need to be added to the room.

[Madrigal]

I'll get on, but a little later, cause I'm cooking.

[Polemarch]

I'll get on, but a little later, cause I'm cooking.

Whatcha making me?

[djm]

I am around but only for the next hour or so. Is late already and have to get up in five hours.

[Madrigal]

Whatcha making me?

Coincientally I'm making the same thing as last time (chicken curry), it was for my bf but he decided to stay and watch the game somewhere.

[Polemarch]

Coincientally I'm making the same thing as last time (chicken curry), it was for my bf but he decided to stay and watch the game somewhere.

Which is precisely why you should be cooking for me instead. I would NEVER stay and watch the game somewhere.

[attila_the_hunny]

Which is precisely why you should be cooking for me instead. I would NEVER stay and watch the game somewhere.

I'd watch her cook with nothing but an apron, some pearls, and high heels on. Then masturbate.

[Ptah]

Ok. Tarot obligations for the evening are out of the way. If there's a call, go ahead and ring me in.

[mxmxmx]

Then masturbate.

On what kind of surface?

(By the way, I share that trait with you).

[Randall]

Washing machine while screaming "SPIN CYCLE!"

[mxmxmx]

Rumble strips (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rumble_strip)while driving long distances.

[HoneyCyclical]

(By the way, I share that trait with you).

Masturbation?

[attila_the_hunny]

Masturbation?

I have a particular way of going about it. I was talking about it before you popped (I almost typed "pooped." Lol) on skype.

[mxmxmx]

The use of surfaces rather than fingers / props.

[attila_the_hunny]

On what kind of surface?

(By the way, I share that trait with you).

I'd probably just do it on the counter while I watch her cook, provided the edges of it aren't digging into my thighs. Then I'll make her lick the spot I was sitting on.

[Polemarch]

I'd probably just do it on the counter while I watch her cook, provided the edges of it aren't digging into my thighs. Then I'll make her lick the spot I was sitting on.

Hey, can you join the call and demonstrate? We're live.

[Anonymous]

I won't be joining, because you guys are all nerds.

[MacGuffin]

I'd like to thank everyone for the show last night. E-orgies are particularly difficult, especially when someone loses video.

[Skinart]

^Excellent play there mister.

[HoneyCyclical]

I heard there was some heavy knitting going on.

[gator]

And tight asian mastectomies.

[teleforce]

i didn't agree to that.

[Polemarch]

OMG racists everywhere ITT

[teleforce]

you people should really make fun of yourselves more instead of other racial groups. y' know, be a little more original.

[Polemarch]

you people should really make fun of yourselves more instead of other racial groups. y' know, be a little more original.

who are you calling you people ?

[teleforce]

shut the fuck up, polemarch.

[jyng1]

I didn't notice anything... I had a pussy in my face.

He thinks he likes ice cream alright...

[Polemarch]

shut the fuck up, polemarch.

No, it's too much fun to egg you on while literally everything goes over your head.

[teleforce]

No, it's too much fun to egg you on while literally everything goes over your head.
no, you're just an insincere split persona and come across as an idiotic waste of time.

[gator]

Jeez guys, it's a dumb forum meme. Is the vitriol necessary?

[gator]

I didn't notice anything... I had a pussy in my face.

He thinks he likes ice cream alright...

And, I might add, so did Rhu. Pussies galore!

[HoneyCyclical]

Is the vitriol necessary?

Sometimes.

[Madrigal]

I'd watch her cook with nothing but an apron, some pearls, and high heels on. Then masturbate.

:ph34r: You weren't even on the call! At least not when I joined...

By the way, it was fun, Rhu showed us his pussy. :D

[Hermione]

By the way, it was fun, Rhu showed us his pussy. :D

I heard she's a winner.

[teleforce]

Jeez guys, it's a dumb forum meme. Is the vitriol necessary?
against polemarch, yes. it's a question with the "real" polemarch 'cause half the time he doesn't know when he's being trolled. :p

[gator]

I heard she's a winner.

She was purrdy.

[Hermione]

Rhu is a lucky man.

[Polemarch]

Late night prime time Skype redux is a possibility. After I get trashed at the bar, I will gladly insult you all. HC, drink for drink?

[HoneyCyclical]

I'm not drinking until my birthday in late March.

[Polemarch]

I'm not drinking until my birthday in late March.

Then I look forward to being entertained by you in slightly less than 2 months.

[stuck]

y u no skype any more

[Skinart]

Have you ever watched an old man shouting at their computer? I have.

Skype.

[attila_the_hunny]

I have a $200 bottle of champagne I need to drink, guys.

[Madrigal]

I have a $200 bottle of champagne I need to drink, guys.

Fuck you! I can't drink champagne anymore! And even if I could, it wouldn't be an... *counts*... 880 peso champagne! :P

[attila_the_hunny]

Fuck you! I can't drink champagne anymore! And even if I could, it wouldn't be an... *counts*... 880 peso champagne! :P

I'll drink for you, mi corazón.

[Rincon]

I'll drink for you, mi corazón.

Yo tambien. Y recuerde, yo también soy limpiaparabrisas suaves. :grin:


/I don't always drink beer, but when I do...

[attila_the_hunny]

GUYS. I STARTED.

[MacGuffin]

GUYS. I STARTED.

Started...?

[attila_the_hunny]

Drinking. It went downhill after that.

[Skinart]

I like the use of downhill as a metaphor. Specifically, the phrase, "It's all downhill from here." It's great because it is completely context/delivery sensitive whether this is a good thing or a bad thing.

[attila_the_hunny]

I like the use of downhill as a metaphor. Specifically, the phrase, "It's all downhill from here." It's great because it is completely context/delivery sensitive whether this is a good thing or a bad thing.

My face hit the pillow and it was over.

[bass_n_treble]

My face hit the pillow and it was over.

That's what she said!

:huh:

[MoneyJungle]

log in, assclowns of yore.

(aplogies to assclowns of 2012 with whom I converse)

[MacGuffin]

Was a definitive interpretation of The Great Gatsby established?

[MoneyJungle]

Not sure if people just don't like Skype or I'm driving them off with my drunken rambling. Somebody create a poll.

[stuck]

SKYPE SKYPE SKYPE SKYPE