Type Humor

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[HairlessBluetick]

I heard one one time... I think I read it in one of my Type books, don't remember which one ("Type Talk" maybe) that I thought was pretty funny:

There's a J and a P who work together in the same office. The office of the P is of course always messy. One day the P can't find something in his office because of all the clutter and asks the J to come in and help him find it. The J comes in and opens the file cabinet, sees the disorganization and says "Ah ha! Just as I thought! You P'd all over your files!"

[Birdsnest]

I liked this, thanks. I can totally relate to the one about calling plants by their latin names, I really do this. I think I do almost everything on this list, except the snickers bar revelation.

Top Ten Signs You Are a Type Five by Dave

10. You call your plants by their Latin names.

9. The more excited people around you get, the more drained you feel.

8. You spend your time at a party reading the books in the host's library.

7. You communicate almost exclusively by e-mail.

6. Most of your friends are on e-mail, and you haven't met any of them face to face.

5. You consider it a good vacation if you can stay at home with your computer, books, videos, and garden for a week.

4. You would like to do #5 for a living.

3. You've actually read Darwin's "Origin of the Species" and think it would make an interesting movie.

2. Someone asks you how you feel about someone or something, and you tell them you'll get back to them next week after you've had time to think about it.

1. You bite into a Snickers bar, and you immediately see the correlation between the dissolving chocolate/peanut mixture with quantum electrodynamics and the potential existance of dark matter in the universe, the association of Mozart's unfinished symphony and the cryptographic origins of ancient Sumerian linguistics, and how the right handed Cartesian orthoganal system of coordinates aligns with Mitochondrial cellular respiration, giving you a new understanding of the role of derivatives in modern financial portfolio analysis, and the enneagrammatic functions inherent in Microsoft's Windows 98. AND when you try to explain this simple relationship, people have no clue what the HELL you're talking about.

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[Groty]

I heard one one time... I think I read it in one of my Type books, don't remember which one ("Type Talk" maybe) that I thought was pretty funny:

There's a J and a P who work together in the same office. The office of the P is of course always messy. One day the P can't find something in his office because of all the clutter and asks the J to come in and help him find it. The J comes in and opens the file cabinet, sees the disorganization and says "Ah ha! Just as I thought! You P'd all over your files!"

LOL! I sit next to an INTJ. She insisted we inspect each others desks and file cabinets... dead on!