Philosopher break-up lines

[Hypnos]

Enjoy (http://tar.weatherson.net/archives/000979.html)

(props to roark2112@lj)

[Shai Gar]

who would a rationalist say:
The Rationalist, v. 3.0: If you can’t see your faults, there’s nothing more I can say. (P.K.) ???
doesnt seem very rational to me, perhaps they truly cannot see their own faults, i know that oft times i need mine pointed out to me.

[Snowflake]

Aquinas:
1. I am in love with you.
2. God is love.
3. Therefore, I am in God with you.
4. Other people are also in God.
5. Therefore, I am in love with other people. I’M BREAKING UP WITH YOU, WHORE.

:rofl:

[Shai Gar]

yes, quite amusing

[joft]

i liked

Atheist: These things just happen...

[jimkopelli]

I thought of another...

The Solipsist: Sorry, you're just a creation of my subconcious. I can come up with better.

[euterpenc]

Christian: I’ve run out of cheeks for you.

Zen Koanist: Tell me where the darkness goes at daybreak. That’s where this relationship is going.

Nietzsche: If this doesn’t kill you, at least it’ll make you stronger.

Freud: You’re a motherfucker.

Good stuff.

[Jacque]

Emotivist: Right now, I'm not feeling an "us".
Liebniz: This is for the best.
or I need my bubble.
Idealist: Our love was never real.
Realist: We were too young, too foolish, and too idealistic.
Nominalist: Can we really call it love.
Occasionalist: We can't force these things.
Ockham: We should've kept it simple.
Nihilist: Give me a good reason to stay in this relationship.
Fatalist: We have no other choice.
Perscriptivist: It's NOT WRONG to see other people.
Fideist: I lost faith in us.
Eliminativist: We've run out of things to say.
Solopsist: ...you're still here!

[libertarianjim]

Sartre: Hell is you.

[booyalab]

existentialist- I'm assuming ultimate responsibility for cheating on you with a stripper

deconstructionist- I'm breaking up with you.

[Hypnos]

deconstructionist- I'm breaking up with you.
:rofl:

[nonsequitur]

Hume: Nothing you do can prove that your motivation is love.