i am in love

[Shai Gar]

just wanted to say that

:) 8O :)

thank you

[Claverhouse]

Oh good.



Claverhouse :ph34r:

[bmw318tiChic]

yes being in love is wonderful <3

[Vagabond]

And Shai Gar being in love is original. :rolleyes:

[Shai Gar]

shai gar being in lust is not original, shai gar not differentiating the two is not original

shai gar being in love is rare

[Vagabond]

How does shai gar know he is doing a good job differentiating the two this time? :P

[Shai Gar]

oh this time it is very easy, i quite liked her mind, i love her opinions, her conversation is a joy to me.

it was only after quite a while that i realised it. at first i thought it was a mixture of admiration and lust and friendship

[Vagabond]

Okay, cool then. Good luck with that. :)

[Claverhouse]

Don't forget to keep us posted as to the ups and downs of the relationship. And photos are always good.



Claverhouse :ph34r:



Melancholeric, thou should be alive at this hour...

[Vagabond]

He will be, I am sure. Right after shai gar starts following your advice.

[Shai Gar]

claverhouse once told me to stop posting, i'll take his advice in this after i take his advice in that.

[Claverhouse]

Can't remember ever telling you to stop posting. Unless it was to stop posting about Jemma. We value every passing thought.


Claverhouse :ph34r:


Rather good advice would be to show your new girl all you put about Jemma here: that way she'll comprehend you more.

[Vagabond]

Rather good advice would be to show your new girl all you put about Jemma here: that way she'll comprehend you more. Or not. http://forums.intpcentral.com/images/smilies/dry.gif

Damn scorpios, they can't help themselves.

[MySavior]

Oh good.



Claverhouse :ph34r:
There's an extra 'o' somewhere and its freaking me out.

[joft]

Don't forget to keep us posted as to the ups and downs of the relationship. no, please... no...

[meshou]

Duh.

There's an extra 'o' somewhere and its freaking me out.If I had been drinking something, you'd have owed me a new keyboard.

[MasterMerk]

Who's the lucky guy?

[Shai Gar]

your father
:P

[ohnoaninfp]

Don't forget to keep us posted as to the ups and downs of the relationship. And photos are always good.



Claverhouse :ph34r:



Melancholeric, thou should be alive at this hour...
Nooooooooo! Don't encourage him. *fears another Jemma episode*

[ohnoaninfp]

Good luck and congrautlations I guess.

[Shai Gar]

:) her name is Rachel, and i wrote these poems for her some time ago.

adequate words just cannot come to mind
lips like yours, enough to drive me blind
pink and sweet, could take words from keats
moist, rosebud lips make for a passionate kiss
your sinuous neck drives me to distraction
my ineloquent words are a mere reaction
of your countenance forming this caption

--------------------------

A vision of beauty lying soundly asleep, her golden red tresses laying out on her pillow.
The sun shining in, never making a peep, Rachels sweet mouth brings me low.
Never tasting the poison, awakening her with a kiss, she gives me ecstasy with her lips,
and i am stung with emotion, she gives me sweet notions, and i am brought under, her motions

--------------------------

there is something about you that blows my mind
i remove one feeling for you and it's replaced by nine
a hydra of tension and affection, suffice it to mention
i want you close, i want your body, your mind
i want you in my bed from now until the end times
there's more to these feelings than sex
an undeniable leviathan of thought that counts you as best

and this version of that poem:

there is something about you that blows my mind
i remove one feeling for you and it's replaced by nine
a hydra of tension and affection, suffice it to mention
i want you close, i want your body, your mind
i want you in my bed from now 'til the sun ceases to shine
there's more to these feelings than sex
with you i can talk, i can discourse and rest
from 3 millard women you are the best


i hope she forgives me for posting these

[melancholeric]

"Rachel from Tannum Sands". Doesn't have that ring to it. I miss Jemma.

Can't you get back together with her and dump Rachel?

Jemma has been around so long just thinking about her makes me feel all warm, fussy and SJish. And now, after all that, we are left with this "Rachel", not knowing anything about her, never seen her face, her age is a complete mystery to us, she is nothing but "Rachel", a rather bleak combination of letters with no deeper significance whatsoever.

( Curiously, booyalab's avatar filename is "rachel.jpg". I wonder if they're related. )

Nooooooooo! Don't encourage him. *fears another Jemma episode*
Are you talking about encouraging me or Shai? The end result is about the same anyway...

[Claverhouse]

"Rachel from Tannum Sands". Doesn't have that ring to it. I miss Jemma.

Can't you get back together with her and dump Rachel?
One hesitates to point out that many males get excited at the concept of threesomes. Dunno why; I'd feel used. Same as with twins. ( One of our more extroverted ministers, now dead, actually tried mother + daughter. To be sure, romantic grand passion is dead outside Tannum Sands. )



( Curiously, booyalab's avatar filename is "rachel.jpg". I wonder if they're related. )
Even more curious when one considers that that's the last but one name a nazi dominatrix would choose. The last is Sarah.



Claverhouse :ph34r:

[melancholeric]

Is it the same Rachel? Is she actually a nazi dominatrix? Is Shai into that kind of things? Why did she choose that name? Are her parents sadists? Maybe she has a twin called Sarah.

But maybe booyalab is Rachel? I mean, the Rachel we're talking about in this thread. Which leads to questioning Shai's identity. Maybe he's actually Zedo.

The possibilities are endless. Maybe Zedo created Shai to make himself look better, or to release his occasional bursts of tourette's without risking his actual, carefully built image of Edmond Zedo. Or Zedo was booyalabs creation ( sounds familiar, doesn't it? ) so she could hide her infatuation with Shai, yet Shai was too oblivious to notice booya, possibly because of Jemma.

We'll never find out, but I will keep an eye on member list in case someone registers with the name "rachel". She would have a lot to explain.

[Claverhouse]

These are some of the most profound questions to be asked on this board, and even beat those of welcome guests asking how to relate to intps relationshipwise. Obviously a subcommittee should be set up, on the lines of those congressional things with total powers ( as in the Watergate business, a trivial affair --- although I find it odd they didn't institute one to find out who Deep Throat was, instead of leaving it for him to stagger forth 40 years later, muttering about money ) but I bet it won't.

But what I can do, I will: to guard against those poems being 'lost', if Shai chooses a new mistress in a few weeks time, they have been transferred to the Great Thread (http://www.intpcentral.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3294). Which has been feeling as undervalued and ignored as any intp recently.



Claverhouse :ph34r:

[Celura]

Congratulations :)

[mgb]

So many girls in Tannum Sands, so little time.

[Sir Isaac Lime]

your poem blows and probably creeped her the fuck out.

[cwazyonyx]

i liked the poems. they didn't seem too contrived while saying much in a clever way.

[Celura]

I like your poems. If those had been written for me out of love, I would be pleased and deeply touched. :)

[Claverhouse]

Oh I don't mind the poems. They are as good as most published poets of today, but I'm not a proper judge.

I liked the 2nd one best, apart from the puzzling reference to poison and the inept word 'motions'

The 1st is fine too, 'moist rosebud lips' is certainly a haunting reference. It will stay in my mind at least until I die.

The 3rd is a bit pedestrian; however the triple echo of 'I want' is sonorous and impressive.



Claverhouse :ph34r:

[Shai Gar]

Here are some pictures of the beautiful girl i love

http://pics.blindeyed.com/albums/userpics/10006/normal_P5160024.JPG
http://pics.blindeyed.com/albums/userpics/10006/normal_P4080003.jpg
http://pics.blindeyed.com/albums/userpics/10006/normal_P8050024.JPG
http://pics.blindeyed.com/albums/userpics/10006/normal_PA230001.JPG

[mgb]

She's no Jemma from Tannum Sands.

[CoHo]

That looks like bmw-something-chick

http://forums.intpcentral.com/image.php?u=597&type=profile&dateline=1106258239

Isn't that the same camera? With the same crap on the walls?

Man I'm like fucking Sherlock

[bmw318tiChic]

Man I'm like fucking Sherlock

Yes, you must be.

[CoHo]

Watson we are about to have guests!

[Shai Gar]

heh

[philonightmare]

She's pretty :)

I wish you all the best in this dangerous venture you undertake with your heart.

[C.J.Woolf]

Is it the same Rachel? Is she actually a nazi dominatrix? Is Shai into that kind of things? Why did she choose that name? Are her parents sadists? Maybe she has a twin called Sarah.

But maybe booyalab is Rachel? I mean, the Rachel we're talking about in this thread. Which leads to questioning Shai's identity. Maybe he's actually Zedo.

The possibilities are endless. Maybe Zedo created Shai to make himself look better, or to release his occasional bursts of tourette's without risking his actual, carefully built image of Edmond Zedo. Or Zedo was booyalabs creation ( sounds familiar, doesn't it? ) so she could hide her infatuation with Shai, yet Shai was too oblivious to notice booya, possibly because of Jemma.

We'll never find out, but I will keep an eye on member list in case someone registers with the name "rachel". She would have a lot to explain.
I am he and you are he as you are me and we are all together.

Well Shai Gar, I see you're globalizing. I'd had a feeling your heart was too big for Tannum Sands. Plus, it's less messy to break up with someone who's an ocean or two away.

[Architectonic]

just wanted to say that

I'm of course hoping that you have actually met that certain someone, in person already.....

[Shai Gar]

umm, rachel lives in jacksonville florida, the chances of us having met already, are very slim

[MasterMerk]

Watch out Rachel we all know shai's a player

[Architectonic]

umm, rachel lives in jacksonville florida, the chances of us having met already, are very slim

Alright, then you'll forgive me for being skeptical on the whole 'i am in love' thing then.

[Shai Gar]

true, but the whole i love her deeply is in effect nevertheless

[YardGnome]

Can we have the old, angry, angst filled Shai Gar back?

What have you done with him?

[sbw]

I am he and you are he as you are me and we are all together.

he is I and I am him slim with the tilted grin what's my muthafuckin name

(oh wait, this isn't the rap thread)

Scott

[sbw]

umm, rachel lives in jacksonville florida, the chances of us having met already, are very slim

isn't christiRB from jacksonville? co-winkeydink?

Scott

[Shai Gar]

Can we have the old, angry, angst filled Shai Gar back?

What have you done with him?
i killed the cunt

[Claverhouse]

umm, rachel lives in jacksonville florida, the chances of us having met already, are very slim

I'm vaguely building up a Titanic ( eeuuuaacckkk ! ) type image: in the middle of the ocean two star-crossed lovers are destined to meet and hug on the prow of the mighty boat. ( Presumably Edwardian ship's officers were extremely zoned-out about where their passengers chose to roam. )

Trouble is it's the Pacific. Anyone else think Shai rather models himself on Jack London, apart from the neo-darwinist proto-fascism...


Claverhouse :ph34r:

[Zero Angel]

Its a great feeling I know, because I know someone who makes me feel the same way, but I know that it's all illusory bullshit. It's all good though, I suppose, because its very wonderful and uplifting. The high will go away though, and it's gonna suck.

Anyways, all the best to you Shai. :cheers:

[mgb]

umm, rachel lives in jacksonville florida, the chances of us having met already, are very slim

I guess if you end up moving to Florida you won't have to worry about those lost DVDs.

[Shai Gar]

Anyone else think Shai rather models himself on Jack London, apart from the neo-darwinist proto-fascism...
i had to google for that
* ShaiGar huggles claverhouse
he seems like an interesting character

[Claverhouse]

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